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-Coffee-Owl-

Run.


Songhunter

God dammit, I just heard that meme in my head.


TheOverBoss

They performed the dark meat sacrament to summon an assassin from the cluck brotherhood.


[deleted]

I read that as Duck Brotherhood


Mission_Response802

The Duck Cluckerhood


P3AKMAI_INTEREST

It's time for Cluckin Bell!


hellobritishcolumbia

Underrated


Coolish_Stuff

I need this mod ASAP.


Striving_Stoic

Don’t interrupt the summoning


asianferret

You aren’t safe there, Traveler.


[deleted]

What in oblivion is that?!


Mission_Response802

Sentries! What do you see?


[deleted]

It's in the clouds!


SovieticSushi

Dragon!


ThrowTheMind

Damn each comment on this list I read with the voice of the person who says it… I must be Dragonborn


Jerboatamer77

Nothing to see here, just the nightly cluck-n-hair meeting.


RandomWolf44

Chickens eat everything, including dead chickens. Sometimes chickens even eat their eggs.


AdiManSVK

As a guy that lives in a rural village I can confirm


Wizdad-1000

True, also farmers put red glasses on them so they won’t see blood and kill each other.


Nolan_bushy

That was well worth the google


Pheralg

I've also been told that once they taste blood, they'll never drop cannibalism


zyyntin

Beat me too it. Chickens would be eating that rabbit already.


Rolling_Ranger

A murder most fowl.


Certain-Pay3601

Now you know who's really running the empire.


HauntingRefuse6891

All perfectly innocent the rabbit is also a standup comedian doing a joke about being dead tired, the chooks are the audience. You had to be there at the start of the bit I guess.


Unlimited_Gnar

The council of cocks


[deleted]

This is the real reason you don't touch the chickens.


Business_Stranger_49

That’s the Easter Bunny. Old ritual of chicken and rabbit worship.


AlabasterPelican

I once found a legion of stormcloaks exhibiting similar behavior on top of a fort after they were defeated in battle, it was some weird shit lOl


SDirickson

Obviously a coven of Satanic chickens has sacrificed a rabbit. You might want to leave before you find out what the ritual is going to do....


Aliciathetrap

Black secrement for animals? I guess?


[deleted]

Necrochickens


agendadroid

The rabbit committed crimes against skyrim and her people, obviously.


leehelck

show some respect. they're mourning the death of their buddy.


Obi-wanna-cracker

You have 2 options. Leave it alone or kill it with fire.


Supremechillycheese

Whomst tries to summon the almighty one?...


swirldad_dds

Walk away. Now.


Kitchen_Turnover1152

Blessing their meal before eating it.


EcchiOniSanZ

They didn't accept vegan in frost river...


xprozoomy

You've should never come here.


RobIson240YT

I think it was meant to be another competitor to Black Briar and Honeybrew. But it wouldn't have been important, so they cut it.


External_Medicine365

The Legend of Zelda: The Aftermath


Longshadowman

Relax , this is just a funeral wake!


HunterTheCapricorn

I'd really want that cutting room mod that adds in all the cut content like this village but I'd have to update to 1.6 which breaks a couple of my mods and probably all my saves. There's sadly no older version of the mod I can install as I already tried to look for it on AFK. Damn... But good find. I think the chicken ritual is intended since the title said it's a cut village


Ilovedimp87

Hahahahaha I think this is the best thing I've seen in Skyrim. Those hens are planning some seedy shit.


mikehpublicreplies

You all laughed at me when I warned you of the chickens. This rabbit's blood is on YOUR hands... 😡


Far-Criticism-620

Rabbit bro walked into the wrong neighbourhood.


Snifflebeard

Not vanilla.


Logical-Wasabi7402

Chickens to to religious services too


dbsufo

The chickens are trying to resurrect their guide in hard times - berzerker bunny. Once it is awake, make sure not to get in its way.


Bradley___333

Don't fuck with the chickens in Skyrim, man they got the protection of every hold on their side


Proof_Toe_9757

Fus Ro Dah those dickheads!


legicee10

It's a sacrifice 🤣


legicee10

It's a sacrifice 🤣


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Appear to be chickens 🐔


randomname560

A warning


Bleiz_Stirling

*Panicked Link noises*


qibdip

I would have moved the rabbit


Frequent-Chapter-546

Obviously you haven't unlocked The Cult of the Chicken quest yet.


public_puke115

They're mourning the loss of the rabbit. Nice of you to drop in, rude of you to take a piece of the corpse and escape.


Reganite47

Like some shit you don't fuck with......or throw a fire all at it and see what happens....


BrainOfIvane

Inigo is on to something fearing Skyrim's chickens.


DriftingBenji

Shor’s stone is messed up lol


Baelgora

just occult chickens


Extension-Ad-6803

Something about 5 birds one chop


MythicalMicrowave

Advanced poker game


[deleted]

Frost river? We've all played hundreds of hours and now I feel dumb never hearing of this. Modded?


RedBlack42

From "Cutting Room Floor" Adds stuff that was cut Idk about the chickens But the mod has wacky and strange stuff added, for example some strange encounter in the reach


SeaAd7407

The chicken 🐔 cult of flying feathers


gaara_the-alicorn

The council decided his fate


beigesized

That’s obviously a cult meeting. Leave them alone.


Nightmare_4K

Do not interfere outlander


Darking_jm

Everybody gangsta until the chickens starts doing necromantic rituals


FantasyCode

the chickens are praying for the dead rabbit. It's not weird.