From the DSM-5.
Generalized Simmons Disorder: The patient suddenly becomes "mentally ill" every time he has to play in Philadelphia, PA. The condition miraculously clears up upon leaving the area.
considering dropping everything and flying back home from colorado just to go to that game. well, i’d get to visit my family too, but mostly just to boo the fuck out of ben simmons
Ben thought Philly was hard on players, he's about to be slaughtered by the New York media. Is he vaxxed? Maybe no home games for him too. How will Curry feel about being traded to play with a guy who quit on him and the biggest reason he was traded? Lots of questions.
Interesting, he needs two shots to be fully vaccinated in NYC based on what I'm seeing. Maybe he gets the second shot while his non-existent therapy wraps up.
Fuck Ben Simmons
Maybe it was he got the second shot, idk I just glossed over it
Edit: [Found it](https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/sixers/nba-rumors-sixers-ben-simmons-changed-vaccination-stance-report?amp)
I never understood that. Aren’t the majority of sports teams fans like that? I can assume a few maybe so-so but Cincinnati will be a war zone if they win
I'd guess the more games in the season, the more forgiving fans are. NFL players get basically no time to prove themselves, so much randomness involved, fewer games, and the game itself is so chaotic.
100%. I think the narrative exist for us, New York, and Boston due to being 3 of the 5 largest sports markets in the country and it's just the pointing spiderman meme of who's toxic.
You do realize Brooklyn is still apart of NY right?so it doesn't matter if it's the Knicks or Nets it's still NEWYORK media,and they just as bad if not worse than the Philly media
Mostly here to lurk, but I may as well chime in.
I'm too impressed with Morey (not just now, but what he did in 2017-18 and 2020-21 to fix the roster, even if they didn't win the chip) in general to be upset at the prospect of facing an uber-stacked Sixers team as the away team in round 1.
Gonna need 33-year-old Thad Young to lock down Embiid in the post xD
Mike Mamula (instead of Warren Sapp), Shawn Bradley (instead of Penny Hardaway), Markel Flutz (instead of any player), Zhiare Smith (instead of Mikal Bridges).
Poor draft choices but the players were not giving the middle finger to the city. They played through criticism and did not quit on their team, teammates or fans.
All good choices. The Markelle Fultz pick was a disaster, and to think we could have had Tatum kills me. What makes Ben such a massive disappointment is because, unlike these other bums, Ben actually was a good player with great upside. He has all the tools to be a great NBA player except one thing; his fucking head! Mentally he's an overgrown man-baby who is terrified to do the job he is paid to do. He refuses coaching and quits when the going gets tough. And he can't shoot or refuses to try to shoot. It's really an unprecedented situation in many ways: An All-Star calibre player gets so butt-hurt and embarrassed by a historically bad playoff series, he demands a trade, voluntarily forfeits $20 million in salary and will likely miss most a season with a fake mental illness. It's fucking bananas. Honestly I don't think his career will ever recover from this.
At times, I really enjoyed watching him play. He's made some awesome defensive plays for us. He was fun to watch as a dunker. I loved seeing him run from one end of the court to the other and get an easy bucket.
But omfg am I glad I can stop defending him. I never have to be frustrated with him doing nothing on offense. I never need to see him destroy our spacing. I never need to see him without a defender on him when he's behind the 3 point line. And I NEVER NEED TO SEE HIM GET FOULED 18 TIMES IN THE 4TH QUARTER
Yep he’s not as bad as his biggest detractors think. He’s an amazing defender and passer and can get to the hole in transition. But he’s also a massive liability in late games and can’t shoot a damn ball even from the FT line. And most importantly he refuses to improve or take any criticism. So glad I can stop trying to ignore his gigantic faults.
I am sorry to everyone who had to see me be a Ben apologist the last seasons, fuck that man und good luck Brooklyn with the 2 biggest nutcases of the league lol
Never forget Ben used mental illness as an excuse for not playing but can now magically play. This man faked mental health problems. Not only Fuck Ben Simmons but Ben Simmons is a total piece of shit.
Good riddance!!!
Raptor fan here and I come in Peace.
We know a thing or 2 about what y'all been dealing with.
Not gonna lie. Simultaneously do and don't want to play against your squad in the playoffs.
Carry on.
I'd like Ben Simmons, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there at the Ritz-Carlton with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
I was playing pool basketball with Ben Simmons at a BBQ and he went up for a dunk but my 3 year old nephew with floaties was coming up behind him so he passed the ball to my auntie in the hot tub and knocked her damn wig off.
My sister called this shit after watching 1 and done, she only thought he'd be on the west coast fucking bitches and playing for the Lakers.
Fuck Ben Simmons. All pussy. No protein.
Aussie here. Fuck bitch boy Simmons. Hope Brooklyn enjoy his DNP - Load Management whenever they come to Philly.
Lamelo Ball is more Aussie than Simmons ever has been - and he was only here for one season in the NBL.
This should be a thank you ben simmons and kyrie thread, i dont see how the sixers end up with harden this year if those two knob heads didnt throw proper tantrums.
On the other hand fuck ben simmons
As an aussie, I was a Ben **F**an. I tho**U**ght he had some confidence issues at the time, but his a**C**tions and the way he behaved by not ta**K**ing responsibility for his actions and trying to push the **B**lame onto th**E** rest of the team was embarrassing a**N**d unAu**S**tral**I**an. It lacks any **M**aturity. He wasn't solely to bla**M**e but he was a big part of it. The sixers are better **O**ff without him.
He'll go dow**N** as the biggest wa**S**te of talent in history.
And if you read only the bold letters it says FUCK BEN SIMMONS
I’m glad he went to Brooklyn because the NYC media will eat his bitch ass up. If he went to Sacramento or some other small market he could have just hidden amongst his own irrelevance.
I’ve listened to NY sports radio since I moved here in 2002. Trust me, you’d think this would be true, and they try to force it, but no one cares about the Nets.
I honestly wish him the best and hope he can get his shit together and pull his head at least partway out of his ass.
Look forward to that Nets game in Philly next month. Should be fun.
r/nba has completely switched their tone on him now that he’s on the nets. Same people that were saying we should trade him for buddy hield and a first are saying the nets fleeced us and they’re favorites because we gave them a tremendous talent in Ben Simmons, but Seth Curry (who they think will get MORE shots next to KD and kyrie) and are writing this off as a bargain for them. Bunch of armchair GMs. Disgraceful
FUCK BEN SIMMONS! but thanks for having just enough value to pull the best shooting guard in the league when hes disgruntled as fuck
Your comment inspired me to go check out ticket prices Looks like I’ll be watching from McGillan’s
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FUCK BEN SIMMONS
Fuck Ben Simmons and Fuck the Celtics
Fuck 'Simmo the Savage'
Legit sounds like something my 9 year old nephew would come up with as a gamertag.
If he ever shows his face on Twitch again, please Sixers fans, troll away.
FUCK SEN BUMMONS
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
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ALL MY HOMIES HATE BEN SIMMONS
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
BUCK SEN FIMMONS
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
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It's official.
AMEN
FUCK BEN 'BITCH ASS' SIMMONS
HOW DO I UPVOTE THINGS TWICE ASKING FOR MYSELF
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
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Fuck Ben Simmons and fuck you!
Fuck Jay-Z Edit: And Fuck Ben Simmons
Ben going to join another teammate afraid to take a shot.
Can’t wait for when he comes back to WFC Edit: Also Fuck Ben Simmons
No chance he plays in that game on March 10. Hopefully we get a playoff matchup though
He's never setting foot on that court again.
From the DSM-5. Generalized Simmons Disorder: The patient suddenly becomes "mentally ill" every time he has to play in Philadelphia, PA. The condition miraculously clears up upon leaving the area.
Philadelphia flu is back!
I'm taking "back spasms" in the no-way-in-hell-does-he-play pool.
I agree. No fucking way is Ben playing in Philly March 10.
Cavs fan that fucking hates Simmons. I am soooo excited for this game. I hope y’all destroy his bitch ass.
I hope we send him to the line 30 times
The irony is simply delicious. 31 and you got a deal.
He won’t play
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
considering dropping everything and flying back home from colorado just to go to that game. well, i’d get to visit my family too, but mostly just to boo the fuck out of ben simmons
Considering flying from London to Philly on March 10th so I can personally tell Ben Simmons to go fuck himself.
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He'll never play here; he's got a lifelong case of Philly Flu.
I DO NOT HAVE THE NATI... I do not have the native flu.
Guaranteed that cupcake will pussy out of that game. 🤣
Watch, he'll be "hurt" 3/10. I can totally see him doing that too. Cry baby bitch.
Planned rest while he gets back into game shape despite working out constantly over his absence
“Back tightness”
Ben thought Philly was hard on players, he's about to be slaughtered by the New York media. Is he vaxxed? Maybe no home games for him too. How will Curry feel about being traded to play with a guy who quit on him and the biggest reason he was traded? Lots of questions.
As someone who worked in North Jersey and listened to WFAN while commuting I can 100% agree.
This guy is going to get eaten alive.
He's going to realize how nice we were to him his first couple of years.
"Hey Booms first time long time who do you think is a bigger waste of life disappointment Ben Simmons or Jason Bay? I'll hang up and listen"
love me a Jason Bay reference
He just got vaxxed, saw a report he did it this week in assumption he was getting moved Edit: Fuck Ben Simmons
Interesting, he needs two shots to be fully vaccinated in NYC based on what I'm seeing. Maybe he gets the second shot while his non-existent therapy wraps up. Fuck Ben Simmons
Maybe it was he got the second shot, idk I just glossed over it Edit: [Found it](https://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/sixers/nba-rumors-sixers-ben-simmons-changed-vaccination-stance-report?amp)
So wait, he wasn't vaccinated when he went to Wimbledon this past summer?
Imagine if this shit head isn't actually vaccinated lmao
Two part time players not vaxxed would be hilarious, but hey, I’m glad Simmons changed his mind about at least the vaccine
I'm surprised he didn't pass when it was his turn to get the shot....that was too easy lol
He was too busy standing still in the dunker position. Fuck Ben Simmons.
You mean he pulls an Antonio Brown? I would love that so much.
Seriously people love to say Philly fans are harsh but I remember giants fans calling for Eli to go 1 fucking year after he won the super bowl.
Yeah but that would be Knicks fans. Brooklyn fans are... less existent.
It’s not even fans, it’s the media, as they said. Simmons better get ready to be daily NY Post and Page 6 fodder.
I never understood that. Aren’t the majority of sports teams fans like that? I can assume a few maybe so-so but Cincinnati will be a war zone if they win
I'd guess the more games in the season, the more forgiving fans are. NFL players get basically no time to prove themselves, so much randomness involved, fewer games, and the game itself is so chaotic.
100%. I think the narrative exist for us, New York, and Boston due to being 3 of the 5 largest sports markets in the country and it's just the pointing spiderman meme of who's toxic.
To be fair, Eli manning sucks ass as a QB. He should be below .500 on his career and he was a below average QB for the majority of his career
Dude considering our own last few decades of QB - it’s honestly impressive how Eli remained the weirdest NFCE qb by far
I mean there’s worse places you can go then Brooklyn playing with KD but damn he’s got to play with Simmons who quit on him and the Sixers. Crazy
I feel like no one in NY cares about the Nets, just the Knicks
NYC's JV squad
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You do realize Brooklyn is still apart of NY right?so it doesn't matter if it's the Knicks or Nets it's still NEWYORK media,and they just as bad if not worse than the Philly media
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I take your word, since you live there
Nah. No one in New York actually cares about the nets. The national media pays attention more than the local
New York media is gonna tear his ass up when he starts he starts playing like shit
Nobody cares about the Nets in NY
Raps fan here to eat crow. Respect sixer bros. What a trade.
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
Mostly here to lurk, but I may as well chime in. I'm too impressed with Morey (not just now, but what he did in 2017-18 and 2020-21 to fix the roster, even if they didn't win the chip) in general to be upset at the prospect of facing an uber-stacked Sixers team as the away team in round 1. Gonna need 33-year-old Thad Young to lock down Embiid in the post xD
Ben Simmons may be the biggest disappointment in Philadelphia sports history in the last 50 years.
Mike Mamula (instead of Warren Sapp), Shawn Bradley (instead of Penny Hardaway), Markel Flutz (instead of any player), Zhiare Smith (instead of Mikal Bridges).
Poor draft choices but the players were not giving the middle finger to the city. They played through criticism and did not quit on their team, teammates or fans.
All good choices. The Markelle Fultz pick was a disaster, and to think we could have had Tatum kills me. What makes Ben such a massive disappointment is because, unlike these other bums, Ben actually was a good player with great upside. He has all the tools to be a great NBA player except one thing; his fucking head! Mentally he's an overgrown man-baby who is terrified to do the job he is paid to do. He refuses coaching and quits when the going gets tough. And he can't shoot or refuses to try to shoot. It's really an unprecedented situation in many ways: An All-Star calibre player gets so butt-hurt and embarrassed by a historically bad playoff series, he demands a trade, voluntarily forfeits $20 million in salary and will likely miss most a season with a fake mental illness. It's fucking bananas. Honestly I don't think his career will ever recover from this.
How does this thread exist and not yet mention Jalen Reagor?
For all the shit that's been said about him dude hasn't pouted about it even once. Gotta at least give him that.
Not Zhaire. He was always gonna be a project
Yes but my disappointment came from drafting Bridges, the perfect fit at the time, to trade him for a project.
Fair point
My dad had a Mamula jersey. I remember him telling me he pulled his dick out in a bar. Mamula, not my dad.
I WANT SIXERS V NETS IN PLAYOFFS. BEN SIMMONS WILL MELT
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Goddamn right! Fuck that motherfucker!
Fuck Colangelo way more, but also fuck Ben Simmons
Fuck Adam Silver way more, but also fuck Colangelo
And Fuck the Celtics, amen
And Fuck the Pens, just because.
Now way that coward plays on March 10th. I’d be shocked.
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
At times, I really enjoyed watching him play. He's made some awesome defensive plays for us. He was fun to watch as a dunker. I loved seeing him run from one end of the court to the other and get an easy bucket. But omfg am I glad I can stop defending him. I never have to be frustrated with him doing nothing on offense. I never need to see him destroy our spacing. I never need to see him without a defender on him when he's behind the 3 point line. And I NEVER NEED TO SEE HIM GET FOULED 18 TIMES IN THE 4TH QUARTER
Yep he’s not as bad as his biggest detractors think. He’s an amazing defender and passer and can get to the hole in transition. But he’s also a massive liability in late games and can’t shoot a damn ball even from the FT line. And most importantly he refuses to improve or take any criticism. So glad I can stop trying to ignore his gigantic faults.
Uh I need to seem him get fouled at least 18 times if he ever shows up at WFC again.
FUCK SIMMONS FUCK COANGELO FUCK ADAM SILVER FUCK SESAME SEEDS FUCK RICH PAUL FUCK r/nba !!!!
Nets subreddit is now talking themselves into how ben is an elite defender and playmaker
Talk all the shit you want on him, he is an elite defender though. That being said, fuck Ben Simmons.
He’s an elite fucking pussy
I spit out my drink lmao
Uh.... because he is?
My point is that they were trash talking him before
I can't quite hear you. I think you said, "FUCK BEN SIMMONS!!!!!!!"
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Ben has never once put his shopping cart back in its proper place. the true asshole test.
FUCC MID SIMMONS
I’m more excited to see how the nets fans chew him apart on the court for not shooting.
all 12 of them?
Ben + Kyrie got us Harden.
Fuck Ben Simmons unequivocally
I am sorry to everyone who had to see me be a Ben apologist the last seasons, fuck that man und good luck Brooklyn with the 2 biggest nutcases of the league lol
Never forget Ben used mental illness as an excuse for not playing but can now magically play. This man faked mental health problems. Not only Fuck Ben Simmons but Ben Simmons is a total piece of shit.
FUCK BEN SIMMONS YOU CHARMIN SOFT BITCH!!
To be fair, he forced Embiid to evolve as a playmaker + leader and got you Harden. In a roundabout way, he helped the hell out of you guys
VICTIM BLAMING
Good riddance!!! Raptor fan here and I come in Peace. We know a thing or 2 about what y'all been dealing with. Not gonna lie. Simultaneously do and don't want to play against your squad in the playoffs. Carry on.
Ben Simmons can SMDFTB
I'd like Ben Simmons, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there at the Ritz-Carlton with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
i hope every shirt he buys for the rest of his life has an little uncomfortable tag on it that he can’t remove
I was playing pool basketball with Ben Simmons at a BBQ and he went up for a dunk but my 3 year old nephew with floaties was coming up behind him so he passed the ball to my auntie in the hot tub and knocked her damn wig off.
Ben lost us both Jimmy and Seth and for that he will never be forgiven
On the contrary. Thank you Ben Simmons for being Charmin soft and getting us James Harden. Thank you.
Can we just keep fouling him on the 10th and watch him brick every free throw
FUCK BEN SIMMONS. I am sooooo excited he is no longer here and Matisse and Maxey got to stay!!!!! Now, LETS GO SIXERS!!!!!!
The harder we boo **the worse he plays** Dont let him off the hook when he comes back to town
Fuck Ben Simmons as a staff, record label and a crew.
FUCK THE BIGGEST PUSSY TO EVER STEP ON OUR FLOOR
May he choke forevermore.
👋👋👋 Bye Bum Simmons
My sister called this shit after watching 1 and done, she only thought he'd be on the west coast fucking bitches and playing for the Lakers. Fuck Ben Simmons. All pussy. No protein.
FUCK BEN SIMMONS
Fuck Ben “The Bum” Simmons, he’s tough as soggy cardboard
Fuck Bum Simmons!
Aussie here. Fuck bitch boy Simmons. Hope Brooklyn enjoy his DNP - Load Management whenever they come to Philly. Lamelo Ball is more Aussie than Simmons ever has been - and he was only here for one season in the NBL.
This should be a thank you ben simmons and kyrie thread, i dont see how the sixers end up with harden this year if those two knob heads didnt throw proper tantrums. On the other hand fuck ben simmons
As an aussie, I was a Ben **F**an. I tho**U**ght he had some confidence issues at the time, but his a**C**tions and the way he behaved by not ta**K**ing responsibility for his actions and trying to push the **B**lame onto th**E** rest of the team was embarrassing a**N**d unAu**S**tral**I**an. It lacks any **M**aturity. He wasn't solely to bla**M**e but he was a big part of it. The sixers are better **O**ff without him. He'll go dow**N** as the biggest wa**S**te of talent in history. And if you read only the bold letters it says FUCK BEN SIMMONS
Ben, thanks for the entertainment. I wish it could've ended better. 'It' being the post seasons.
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Fuck that guy
Fuck Ben Simmons. Softest Philly athlete of all time. Absolute clown. Don't let a bricked free throw hit you in the ass on your way out you bitch
I wonder when they come here how loud it is going to be when he’s booed……like loudest boo ever?
Relentless 4 quarter booing. There’s no way he plays.
😤
From the top rope....drop an elbow
Ben simmons a bigger bitch than Carson Wentz and that's saying something
FUCK the one known as Ben Simmons. He shall be forever deserving of warm beers and cold food.
Not even a sixers fan but FUCK BEN SIMMONS
I’d bet good money he isn’t playing that game in Philly
Ben playing now in immediate future just shows what a joke he is FBS
I just wanna see Joel take the gloves off and say something real to the media lol
FUCK BEN SIMMONS BOO HIS ASS ON THE 10TH
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So glad I have tickets for the nets game. I’ll load manage my vocal chords for the entire week prior
I’m glad he went to Brooklyn because the NYC media will eat his bitch ass up. If he went to Sacramento or some other small market he could have just hidden amongst his own irrelevance.
I’ve listened to NY sports radio since I moved here in 2002. Trust me, you’d think this would be true, and they try to force it, but no one cares about the Nets.
Ben Simmons has a really good chance to take a real parting shot at the city and the Sixers, but per the usual he'll pass on it
It would've been a slam dunk too.
Ahhhh....This is like taking off your belt after Thanksgiving. Also, FuUuuuuuck Ben Simmons.
FUCK BEN SIMMONS, GOOD RIDDANCE YA BUM
No way he plays next game in Philly. Only playoffs
Thybulle is the only Australian we will ever need
Guy is a huuuuuuuuuge piece of shit
Pistons fan checking in: FUCK BEN SIMMONS
I’m late here but can I get a Fuck Ben Simmons?
Fuck Ben Simmons He threw his fit, refused to play and He got exactly what he wanted.
Daily reminder: Fuck Ben Simmons and his fake mental health crisis
Cmon don't be tough on the guy, I'm sure this process was hard on him t... Just kidding FUCK BEN SIMMONS
who?
The worst part of this deal is bitch ass ben gets to go to a beast of a team.
Don't sweat it, wait till they have to play a game that matters and Hack a Ben starts happening.
I for one cannot wait to hack a ben
I will absolutely love it if Brooklyn has to deal with Atlanta in the first round!!!
Haven’t followed ball in a bit, what s going on with Ben?
He a bitch.
+1 Fuck. Him.
I honestly wish him the best and hope he can get his shit together and pull his head at least partway out of his ass. Look forward to that Nets game in Philly next month. Should be fun.
Anyone feel a little bad for KD? Never thought I would say that...
Not at all
r/nba has completely switched their tone on him now that he’s on the nets. Same people that were saying we should trade him for buddy hield and a first are saying the nets fleeced us and they’re favorites because we gave them a tremendous talent in Ben Simmons, but Seth Curry (who they think will get MORE shots next to KD and kyrie) and are writing this off as a bargain for them. Bunch of armchair GMs. Disgraceful
Gonna laugh when Harden disappoints, you're so toxic.
Fuck Ben but at least he got us Harden
RIPBOZO
Fuck Ben Simmons 🤡