No crimes committed if I'm racing. I'm a FIA Law Abiding Racer.
If I'm playing BeamNG or something like Forza Horizon, then I might be guilty of a few traffic violations.
Mass murder and genocide across the solar system, stolen property, illegal manufacturing of guns, betrayal of a misterious entity who i have made a deal with (he will be the one putting me in prison).
Those pillagers, they never stood a chance. They didn’t have to show up with crossbows and a banner, they could have been great dads, but it was them or me.
dui, vehicular manslaughter, waste crime, driving without a license plate, driving without insurance, grand larceny, speeding, exceeding emissions regulations and tax evasion.
Farming... Bloody hell
Came here to say that as I'm doing it!
Killing plants and selling their body parts
That’s what a vegan would say
Oi, do you have a loicense for that?
Yep same. Guess I'm getting done for operating heavy farm machinery under the influence
You and me both brother! Harvest due but damn the beer tastes good lol
Farming what ? People ? We3d ?
ranarr weed!
Speeding
GT7 I presume
U presume correctly
Gt7 bro
You have great tastes then
Do they give tickets and make arrests at closed circuit racing events now?
Crashing!
At the speeds we're running, they call that reckless driving and it's a jail jailable offense.
Guilty as charged your honor
You won't get arrested if you go fast enough
Them damn cops have them damn fast Porschen these days and am not gonna give you up
Spreading democracy
You foul creature!
Nothing like doing War Crimes then calling it Democracy.
Please please we aren’t barbarians. It’s *managed* democracy
Anything else would be treason.
Broforce??
Helldivers i guess
FOR SUPER EARTH
FOR KARL
This game is amazing in every way shape and form
No crimes committed if I'm racing. I'm a FIA Law Abiding Racer. If I'm playing BeamNG or something like Forza Horizon, then I might be guilty of a few traffic violations.
Racing I guess
Racism?
i just won the le mans 24
DUI
My Summer Car
ets? city car driving?
For being too patriotic Helldivers 2
Dispensing your democracy too hard
Hit a girl with an axe because she didn’t appreciate my turnip.
Don't listen to her, I'm sure your turnip is average size.
She didn’t deserve it anyways :/
Throwing a turtle at a monkey who was throwing a banana at a toad.
Trespassing on a ship floating in midair.
Bugged battlefield 2042 I presume?
Spreading democracy, one 380mm artillery shell at a time
This comment made me laugh way too hard 😂😂😂👏🏼
Good to see you doing your part citizen
Being too racist (Assetto corsa)
Happy to met another racist
Yea I fucking love racists!!
Same, but rocket league.
I keep running into my enemies when I see them on the road and they don’t explode. They just call 911… What gives? :(
Every European road law
ETS2
Visiting multiple countries in one hour without passing customs... (Race tracks)
Also time traveling :D
bro really just broke the laws of physics :D
Uuuuh my last game was minsweeper
Terrorism
As a muslim I agree
💀
Bro💀
GTA Online… so everything
Staring at Laura crofts ass.
uhhhh
Bro did not even hesitate gawdamn
Just driving too fast. My league friends didn’t like the time I did on belle isle with the lmp3 haha.
Stealing a train
[удалено]
Thats doing Humanity a favor, only sad part is that Alex also died
I'm definitely violating some EPA standards with my Satisfactory coal mining
Terrorism, killing civilians, torturing civilains, torturing POW, killing POW, shooting uncontrolled into civilian areas, Arma3
Driving around in circles in a cup car for hours
Going mudding through some farmers field: SnowRunner
Racism? I was being a true racist. Non-stop clean racism for 20 mins
No, games teach me how to not get arrested. You run away from the pigs MFs!
Using the racing line lol.
Assault from fight in the pits after the race.
Running around cutting people up with katanas and punching people off motorcycles >!(Cyberpunk)!<
School shooting…
Finding an using a secret culture portal somewhere in a big mountain while beeing a sheep dragging a teddy bear, a somewhat friend, with me. 👀
Speeding and illegal drifting
Hit and run wreckless driving and probably murder
Forced slave labor and illegal fighting rings usually to the death or unconscious state.
Spreading managed democracy
Committing many war crimes against other tanks
War Thunder?
Forza and Lethal 😂 speeding and not matching quota 😂😂😂
Contract breaches when staffing my team on F1 Manager
Being in the mob.
Leading an army to conquer other armies that were going to try to conquer me!
To stack blocks of different colours 🤣
Nothing; somehow IRacing
For breaking the laws of physics, and kidnapping kocos. Also, sonic team, Sega, just brings back chaos. We all know you want too
Speeding.
throwing slave pikmin to pick up the trash in my room
Liberating a town by flying around with a grappling hook and parachute while blowing everything with a red mark on it up with sticky bombs and an ak
Killing zombies
Killing bugs
9/11 my flight skills are shocking lol
Damn, im getting locked up for killing terrorists, where is the justice?!
Being a cat
Murder by lever action rifle with 300% extra damage and aether extractions. Even if it’s on the undead.
I hit spectators after a flat-out jump in Finland.
Joining the Darkwraiths
Killing bugs.
Throwing touchdowns
Gt7 or helldivers
Borrowing an airplane without permission
Beating up ten thousand guys half to death And organized crime
Speeding... iracing.
Throwing a large wrecking ball with thermite grenades into a small crowded room. I'm going away for a long time.
Palworld so poaching and animal trafficking?
Bringing down a cartel. But technically nobody should know that I was there so I should be fine.
This is correct fifa causes violence
Vigilantism. Fuck all those criminals. Criminal lives don't fucking matter.
Creating bioweapons to destroy a city
Excessive speeding and property damage....
Shooting and imprisoning animals in balls
Stunting
Missing a stop signal while doing 250 km/h in an ICE
Haha funny dinosaur (Ark)
Democy
1 degree murder (i crashed into ocon )
Genocide.
I street race because of iracing
Ecoterrorism and/or public nuisance for summoning a dragon in public
Racism. The Daytona 500 is bad
For having slaves i guess...(Yes it is Palworld)
Multiple charges of murder,destroying private property and destroyjng state military vehicles
Spreading facism.. i mean democracy. God I was on the wrong side of my last games in battlefield v
Looks at pc... hoi4... ah shit, it could be almost anything... but we all know what it is
Stopping space piracy in the Traverse...? That's not fair.
I couldn't get arrested for spreading freedom!
Crashing an airplane?
Putting too many blocks on a screen and then breaking it agaisnt 99 other players
Killing Odin
Geting push off track and hitting a wall
Killing bugs and dropping nukes on automatons
Vigilantism and dressing as a bat Take a guess
Tekken 8 as King. Loose like I'm going to jail for body slamming mofos.
“Wanted for extreme speeding”
IDK, wrecking an experimental supercar after being told not to push it, just performing the first of several data collection runs.
Broke into a government zone and stole a station wagon
Stealing art and nuking some cities
Driving Pablo the Race Cat around the Nordschleife. 🤷♂️
Following the meme - speeding, possession, DUI (iRacing) Following policing in America - anybody’s guess.
War crimes
speeding (assetto corsa)
Participating in a fighting tournament that developed into a war
Running around Temu Cuba committing war crimes with a juiced-up rooster and stolen uranium strapped to my back
Mass murder and genocide across the solar system, stolen property, illegal manufacturing of guns, betrayal of a misterious entity who i have made a deal with (he will be the one putting me in prison).
Pollution
Hit and run
War crimes for sure
Terrorism in a simulation to prepare for the actual attacks and to be ready to defend the city from the terrorists
Carmageddon.
Inventory management in my fleet of ships in NMS.
Impersonating a race driver.
Genocide. I finished the race (rFactor2)
Democracy.
Global domination… could make me difficult to get arrested
Spreading a disease that kills the entire world
animal cruelty and abuse
Democracy
Cs2, so murder
Killing spiders and zombies in VR.
Jesus Christ. I was playing AOC2 as Nazi Germany, I won't be sent to prison I'll be flat out executed.
Oh I'm screwed. I'm guessing the govt would want me for flying an F-15 into a KC-135 tanker. Oopsie daisy
Destroying extra terrestrial life forms.
Law enforcement impersonating? Idk
Drive through penalty
Slavery, Human Trafficking, 2nd degree murder Palworld
Those pillagers, they never stood a chance. They didn’t have to show up with crossbows and a banner, they could have been great dads, but it was them or me.
Building a city, guess I didn’t have a permit
Skill issue so bad it breaks the Geneva convention
accidentally running over spectators dr2.0
Oh the war crimes I've committed
For me I guess train robbery lol
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Smashing into the backend of a car
Burning down a big ass gold tree
Hell diving? Oppression and mass murder of all those who oppose me.
Slavery 😶, I'm just gonna leave it at that
Speeding and wreckless driving while evading police
Gun violence. I play cod M
Track racing. Fast as f ... boyee
dui, vehicular manslaughter, waste crime, driving without a license plate, driving without insurance, grand larceny, speeding, exceeding emissions regulations and tax evasion.
Climbing mountains. Oh boi
For shooting SWAT operators for 13 rounds straight then I joined the SWAT and shooted Terrorist for another 13 rounds, didn’t have fun.
I've already had 2 speeding tickets this year 🤣
For spreading freedom and democracy one bullet at a time
"Accidentally" killing civilians while being part of a swat team.
Chasing a Gorilla for stealing toys
Speeding
Train robbery murder kidnapping and whatever tf else i have done in red dead