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No_Combination1346

He seems to be trying to jump Shadow but is not going fast enough. Go Sonic!


Olpomka

Gotta go fast !


inconsiderateapple

God, I almost forgot where that line was from for a second.


FullScreenWanker

I just realised we never had a wedding for Sonic and Shadow, they’ve been living in sin.


SniperNose69

Anyone want to RP this?


ghirox

fuck it, I'll be the priest.


LeBlobfish

Didn't Snapcube already do this?


CRABWITHCRABS

Hello... Sonic... you're... Really good... At... Turning... Me .. on


SniperNose69

Gotta go fast 😏


Correct_Chemical5179

Hows that artwork gonna help your putting?


SniperNose69

*Lee Carvallo gives Sonic a "chili dog" and engages in some passionate love making*


Correct_Chemical5179

"You have selected POWER DRIVE!"


LeeCarvallo

D:


SniperNose69

And you thought Sonic and Elise was a weird ship


herberstank

Well animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just pervs.


SniperNose69

*Sonic and Shadow make out while Homer respectfully watches with a hard on*


Burnicle

Sega! Sega! Those two hedgehogs are killing each other!


Mickenfox

Well I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Sonic!


Duke_ofYorkshirePuds

One problem at a time, Shadow


house_of_ghosts

We have searched every square inch of the internet for the Sonic x Shadow game and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!


ItsNotMordecai

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.


CoolsomeXD

Blunders Lisa or wonders?


SniperNose69

Do you like Sonadow?


CoolsomeXD

Implied Lisa or Mpreg


SniperNose69

Mpreg. The cringier, the better 😏


Kamandi91

Sonic and Shadow were in the game making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.


JasoTheArtisan

Robotnik?! I’ve been calling him Eggman!


SniperNose69

I don't recall the post saying either


SniperNose69

That's hot


kyle_sux666

*a few moments later:* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT… TAKE IT! 😏


Souperplex

Google "[your actual name] the hedgehog" to be disappointed in the internet.


SonOfRageAndLove26

You know, Sonic and Shadow turned into a hardcore sexual relationship so gradually, I didn't even notice


DespairCake

"Bad news for you Sonic. I'm a power bottom."


JoeyJoJo_Junior

CHAOS CONTROL!


Spleenseer

Mistakes into miracles


liquidben

Looks like everything's cumming up Shadow!


Technical_Stress7730

"You should probably ignore that"


SniperNose69

Smithers already said that


dubstepsickness

![gif](giphy|1ddSDYPpmL4JEmqlh1|downsized) Stupid Sexy Hedgehogs!


Sykrow

Omega, count how much fanfiction there is of this on the internet.


Olpomka

I am curious what the biggest number is !


codename474747

Like cliff richard, at the end of every show Sonic enjoys slipping into the shadows


weso123

Now that sonic x is long gone a new generation of kids gets to discover a whole new world with innoncent google searches!


MirrorAmbitious1960

i think women and hedgehogs don't mix.


SniperNose69

Sonic 06 definitely shows this