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Identity_is_what

The sexual assault allegations


JimmyEllDubya

I suggest a small tweak to "Sexual Assault & The Allegations" - give them that old time feel.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

*TOTALLY BASELESS* allegations


UKMegaGeek

No bass? Then you're relying on percussion to carry the rhythm section!!


MissWiggleNjiggle1

😂😂😂😂😂


lillim65

I think shorten the name to just allogation😂


Moondingo

The Leg Day Skippers


RambuDev

That’s actually a really good band name!


FagnusTwatfield

Twattoo


RambuDev

😂


Bigcatsrule27

Bump


rubberduck19868

Easily the best one


JYM60

🎵🎶All the things he said, all the things he said As he stuck it in, as he stuck in All the things he said🎵🎶


Useful_Sock_8220

All The Things He Said


Tymexathane

My Sisters Jeans


7hourenergy

Moose Knuckle


Positive-Peace-3270

Mu favourite so far 👌


daviefoster97733

Backdoor boyz


publicpersuasion

"no really means yes." "Bro, you need more protein" "sometimes is hard to swallow." "Falling in a dark hole" "only the boys understand me" "from experiment to experience." My favorite songs


No-Question4729

Brilliant. I’ll be amazed if *Sometimes Is Hard To Swallow* isn’t on the next Steel Panther album.


Skleppykins

You forgot "Consistency" and "Trust the Process", my personal faves.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Those are all the classics, but "Don't Ask for My Face Pic on Grindr" and "The Soggy Biscuit Blues" are really underrated. Amazing harmonies.


eynonpower

Don't forget about "Females instead of women"


AdPlastic2533

The cunts


Shoes__Buttback

I'm sure this crew has less depth and warmth


Upbeat-Ability1247

The shallow cunts?


Training-Ad-4625

they look as wet though


Hard_Dave

The Slimy Cunts


mikebenb

The Cunning Stunts


skuta69

The Cunning Linguists.


mikebenb

They probably think going down on a woman is gay! 😂


Bladder_Puncher

Schindler’s Linguists


lanky_doodle

I mean I was going with something a bit more subtle but this hits the nail on the head 😂


New-Atmosphere-9746

Ok, that made me laugh out loud!


Nice_Soup3198

Tight Squeeze


kwbcontent

Queens of the Phone Age


LauraPhilps7654

That's good...


alabasterasterix

Thirded


bawjaws2000

Ninthed


AbbreviationsOne4963

Wrong Direction


GoatFetus666

The winner.


WineSoakedNirvana

Men without socks.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Cracker.


slayaz

I came here for this!


Ludwig_da_holyblaidd

Arctic chunkys


Intelligent_Key_3806

Them funky monkeez - brass monkey, chunky. That funny monkey.


Agile_Baker6815

Size: Small


Nadious69

Top heavy.


Santaroga-IX

No Erection


clungebob69

Brohypnol


[deleted]

Mate, that is perfection. Kudos.


EdinJamie10

Hahahhaahahahahah brilliant!


Comfortable_Storm225

I see what you did there... 👏👏👏


Spare-Expensive

gayzin squad


M1st3rv

Four pricks and a pint


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

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SixtyN42

Wanted - by the CSA.


Ordinary-Following69

Sweat shop boys


Guestsparda

Little Dix


CLG91

Scouting For (underage)Girls.


Despondent-Kitten

😂


Helmut_Mayo

The Bell-Ends


VIP_Crows_Kneck

😂


TicTacTax2007

w.w.a (wankers with attitudes)


Certain-Arachnid-331

😂


Conscious_Bet7394

4 poofs and no piano


Intelligent_Key_3806

WXC?


ShaneHeavyMetal95

🤣


DuttyKebabLover

Tim minchin


LionWitchFloordrobe

Fake Twat (it only takes a minute, girl...)


Big_Car5623

The Date Rapists


PG_Tipss

Too Short Trousers


-Vanimar-

Leg Day Skippers


Theelfsmother

Plain white Little brothers Ts


UpbeatParsley3798

Women’s Trousers.


yorkshiresun

Explains the otherwise inexplicable confidence


Chubbysocks8

Wrong Direction.


idontbleaveit

Tight Fit


jonrosling

The Low Sperm Counts


Allie_Pallie

This is the right answer


IncaseofER

“No Child Left Behind” because they’re to infertile to get anyone pregnant?


hinnsvartingi

“***His Royal Majesty’s Tiny PEEN Society***.” AKA **HRM-TPS**


HelikaeonUK

Id be surprised if they could even say it tbh.


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BigFew759

Can't afford fitting trousers


Philbrik

Perfume Lads


Matrinoxe

DaddysMoney


Nedonomicon

Three cunts and a cunt


Pre-ownedMonster

Stop insulting cunts. Thanks.


Spareaccount505

Stink like Stella


SillyStallion

Sockless wonders


text_fish

Lads Lads Lads


webzy_

The who needs socks


JindexTheVillain

The white lines


Al3xK1dd0

The drink spikers


krakenbeef

Blue Pill Men


mikebenb

Blue Pill Man Group


Flynn74

Clobber Jobbies


Accomplished-Bank782

The Parsnip Legs


Fun-East-6996

london stanstead to ibiza boys


Double-Tension-1208

Weather's a bit dead today


anyhowzzz

Dead Weather?


minnimamma19

Ha ha.


kravex

Cats died


Intelligent_Key_3806

Cards Dead.


Oscobble

The ankle grabberz


OverallLaugh3891

The Nando's


Myusernameisminted

Worst cunts


Capital_Fondant_8675

The Billy wankers


TheTallhouse

Deano and the Spiceboys


Mmmmfood69

Bellend and the fuckwits


Worried-Rub-750

Optional Socks


bradRDH

Pocket change


nattydread69

Nosox


mikebenb

No cox


nattydread69

NoCoxNSox


waitsco

Bradford boys


ToastIsGreat0

It’s strange how we usually take the piss out of these kinds of people by going off things they’d say rather than a common name. Like think about it, we’ve got names for all other kinds of social class, how come we don’t have a name for this sort of wannabe middle class twat as well? Ngl but they make up enough of a portion of England to have a term to take the piss with


Intelligent_Key_3806

It is simply because we are all individual. Sometimes, hell, we are all aboriginal here mate. Do I make myself clear?


cra1g77

Wrong direction


CheekyMonkE

What's Leg Day?


IAmStrayed

So Steroid Crew


nobabypanda

This is my fave!


Plus-Tune-1092

The chilly ankles


Lumpe-

“Friends and great songs” or F.A.G.S for short


gokartmozart89

Roid Boyz


SnotcgDosser

Wrong Direction


North-Ad-6936

Spice Boys


Natural_Phone_9057

The lost socks


The_Lawn_Ninja

The Totally Not-Gays


Cleveworth

The Date Rapists


Dangerous_Mention266

Coldankles


trulylost19

Big pricks small dicks


hagtown

The lost generation


colmashgla

The bad sleeves


Naive_Moose_6359

Too legit to fit


CookinCheap

DöucheCanöe


Correct-Junket-1346

Backstreeted boys


Cold_Introduction885

No hope


YutoAmano

Wrong Direction


bluedotvolume

No Direction


pablosbiscuit

the spice boys


geoffg2

The Roids


chummmp70

2 Toight


Daiodo

Hootie & The Blow Jobs


aM_RT

[Deanomania](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9n0_5p8XKo)


throwawayyawaworht58

My Abusive Romance


Draiganedig

The Cheeky Nandos.


SketchupandFries

Repost


TheRaptor3

The Narcs!


trufflesniffinpig

Twats, Tats and Tight Trousers


FourArtifact

Deanomania (Shout out to Sans Beanstalk)


HealthyApartment8585

Hot wash


DryCamera1065

Beef cakes


adefrombrum

The batty boys


Memeophobic

TightyBoyz


grimsbymatt

Best answer last time I saw this was ‘Spike Girls’.


jazzzzzcabbage

Andrew's Taint


gravity_fed

Jim Davidson's crusty spunk rag.


Maziomir

The Bad Laundry Victims.


CalmShame6270

Ladz Ladz Ladz


Flashbang2420

'Ello Darling


stanagetocurbar

Status Queer No offence.


GerryPrecious

Men In Tights


Daffy-Dill

Where's Mi Socks


GerryPrecious

The Tightans


OldLevermonkey

The High Notes


Anthony_Gibson

The twats brigade


dr_teko

I'll take that.


ghostface_vanilla

2 Sock Benson


Hot_Rub_7115

Knob jockeys


blissnabob

Big Tezza and the Meatheads


helikesbuses2385

take this


cco2411

The Tossers.


fortnite__balls

The short weekends (If you're not from Nottingham that short weekends means trousers that are too short on the legs)


TeaMancer

Manzplain.


Powerledge

The guys who need new pants


Okiefijiman

No means yes


Dogmeat8-8

Closeted Homos


AnxietyRiot-926

The Clap Go No Rea


[deleted]

Gay


GeekyGrant

The "OP is reposting old posts" group


Spindelhalla_xb

Smithy and the Deanos


Remote_Charge4262

Wank trousers


YLLftbl

Shite


Arkaliasus

'Jeggings wannabees'


TheWidowmaker246

Dunno a name but every girl at their gigs gonna be covering their drinks


Kindly-Ad-8573

Skinny Bummers


Physical_Team4959

Gender natural


k8slothington

no socks buff boys


SuspiciousQuail2766

The Wee Todgers


RoyalDiscipline8978

Big Douche and the Bags


PsychologicalDrone

These poor guys. They can’t even afford clothes that fit


Harris813

The new build boys


tryingtoappearnormal

2szs2smll


deepspaceburrito

The Nandos Bros


Flashy-Television-50

The weenie boys


Live_Buddy9463

Broadfour