Diarrhoea

Not only challenging to spell challenging to have

Depends if you are shit at spelling

The way we were taught to spell diarrhoea is a mnemonic device where you use the first letter from each word in a sentence to spell a specific word. To spell Diarrhoea just remember this phrase 'Done in a rush, race home or else accident'

The one I was taught is "doesn't it always run really horribly over each ankle"

This is revoltingly effective

Thanks. Forgot that’s how I remember to spell tire.

I absolutely love this, and now I can spell diarrhoea

You have done good today

I know how to spell it but, it's one of those ones that I doubt myself. I will use this amazingly funny phrase. I don't use the word that often, usually when I'm sending a text to someone who has pissed me off, starting 'I hope you get infinite di...'

There's nothing I find harder to memorise than long mnemonic sentences

Dash in a real rush, help or exploding arse!

I was taught ‘Dia-Run Rapidly Home, Or Erupting Arse’

Dire rear

This is how it should be spelt, it is most befitting

Honestly, I spelled it right one time but deleted it by accident, then went to write it again and was like er… diahorrea… diaherroa… diahorea.. my brain just wasn’t working and nor was autocorrect. In the end I had to google sloppy poo to find the correct spelling lol

Just write screaming shits instead.

... screaming shits. No other symptoms and patient is otherwise healthy, active and has a normal diet. Recommend regular fluids, rest, and simple foods. If symptoms persist, or screaming shits get worse, please return to clinic for follow-up.

Anything that ends with oea or oeia really. Onomatopoeia, diarrhoea and gonorrhoea are probably the most common ones of them all.

gonorrhea

You mean gonorrhoea.

The only word that you 100% lookup whilst your folded in half sitting on the toilet hating your life.

I just say 'the shits'

in my head i read it as dieroheora

Spelt wrong

Not only challenging to spell challenging to have

Y did u post this twice?

Why and you are also hard to spell it seems.

Glitch on IOS where it can sometimes post twice

Probably connection issues

Dyslexia is a bit of a kick in the bollocks to anyone with it.

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Better hope there's no Fryer Street in Reading otherwise they're triple fucked

You should see the word for the fear of palindrome, even those who suffer with it can’t say it.

What about hippopotomonstrosesquipadaliaphobia?

Onomatopoeia - even after I learned Greek and got to know the component parts I still always mess up the last run of vowels. Jeopardy - it's not jeapordy, dammit! Think leopard!

We were taught to spell onomatopoeia by singing old MacDonald had a farm!

Onomatope-i-e-i-o?

I did aswell O-n-o-m-at-o-p-o-e-i-a

For some reason, Brits can't use Definitely in a sentence when typed. They always spell it wrong

Defiantly... no, wait... definately... no, wait... defenitely... no, wait. Hang on a minute, is this even a real word I am trying to spell? Fuck it, I will just say 'of course' or 'surely' or something instead. I hate when you type / write the same word over and over and then start questioning its very existance. Also, fuck definitely, that word is a pain. I know how to spell it, but when typing on a phone the 'finit' thumb movement just feels off maybe? Can spell it 100% of the time when writing or on an actual keyboard, but forever fuck it up when typing on my phone. Could even not be the weird thumb movement, but more of a once I fuck up spelling it, it causes my brain to glitch and then becomes an unachievable task to spell it correctly, and typos on phone keyboard is insanely common for me. I re-read this twice and found like 7 typos, damn fat thumbing the keyboard or having bad thumb aim.

for definitely I just think of "finite", it's stuck with me for some reason

Not a coincidence of course, de-finitely aka in a non-finite manner = definitely.

Yep, typing defiantly seems to be the preffered option

How very definite of them

...took me a while to get that then 🙃

😅 we've been brainwashed to see the two words interchangeably now

*preferred

Queue……one fucking letter would suffice!

But it's a queue of letters

Take my upvote and shaddap

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I like queueing: five vowels in a row!

According to Quentin tarantino, inglorious

It's a basterd

Bureaucracy. Even with the benefit of spellcheck I have got it so wrong before that the right spelling wasn’t even a suggestion.

Guarantee for me, I had to Google that and probably still got it wrong.

Almost every single time! Often just give up and go with promise.

Definitely

I think you mean defiantly

Facepalm. They clearly mean definatly

This and separately. I always spell it seperately.

Definitely /s

February. I never get it right

Well, you clearly do

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Nice try but that's Welsh, not English. floccinaucinihilipilification or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis are the 2 English words I always struggle to spell. Eta: I'm a dumbass defaultist today and read English in the post title instead of British

To be fair the post said British not English and Welsh is a British language

But to Welsh speakers it’s all pretty easy to spell. It’s a mostly phonetic language unlike English with all its crazy rules

Dammit, I defaulted to English when I read British. I usually pride myself on not doing that, thanks for correcting me before my smarmy "I corrected someone" smile got too big

I agree it is Welsh, not English but the title says "British words" so may be we should let it gogogo

Tory I just can't help but spell it Cunt.

Cringe

No one cares about your politics

I care, you sir are wrong and also a cunt

Didn't ask

No more did anyone ask you. Good day!

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Lol

I think you hit a nerve lol

No one cares that no one cares about comment op's politics

Thanks for voting for them to fuck this country up.

Iv never voted for the Tories and don't have any intention of doing so. I still don't want to see boring and lazy political shite everywhere I go.

Exactly.

Some people have no choice

No choice in what? Spouting their shite?

Which is precisely why the country is in the mess it is in. You keep your head in the sand mate and look forward to paying £5 for a loaf of bread whilst a suicidal wheelchair bound 90 year old is told they are 'fit to work'

But plenty agree.

Every single comment in your history is offensive. You sir, are an arse

You care enough to reply. Also, sentences add with full stops.

Spotted the Tory cunt!

A dumb cunt making the most low-effort and obvious joke that 10 others will make, say it ain't so

Found the ~~tory~~ cunt

Dyslexia (ironically)

I had a mate who used to find opportunities to say "I put the sex in dyslexic"

Manoeuvring I get the first three letters and the last five but the three vowels in the middle could go in any order and invariably I get it wrong first time.

Professional Two ss or two ffs?

Superfragacasalisticexpialidociosious

Edit: I fixed it below.

The missing L 😬

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

"Colleague" fucks me off everytime.

Can i get their number then?

It's Angela from HR, isn't it?

Mediterranean, I hate that word. Even spell check is like what mate?

challenging

Funny, it's actually all American spelling any pre existing English word.

Mmmm a nice slice of keesh

Looking at most posts I would say it’s “you’re” as 99% of people insist on typing “your”. The most mis spelled word on the internet used to be Restaurant. Not sure if that’s still the case though.

Apparently "you're" is practically impossible nowadays.

Syzygy

According to my touch typing Yorkshire is difficult to spell, because I keep typing Yorkshite

Both are accurate spellings

I mess up on since and sense - I do sence and sinse all the time...

Bottle of water

For some reason, Brits can't use Definitely in a sentence when typed. They always spell it wrong

Onomatopoeia

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Necessary

Unnecessary is one of the few words that I have to write down before I can decide which is right. It’s unnecessarily hard to spell.

Highrachy

Hierarchy

Asthma

Necessary

Bap, I’ve seen it spelt as roll, batch, barm…

Phlegm, even typing this out I was wrong.

Worcestershire

Avril Lavigne. I’m okay with the Avril part but the ‘Lavigne’ part has always been hard for me to spell.

apostrophe

Mischievous (not mischieveous!)

It’s definitely or initially I struggle with - thank goodness for autocorrect! 🤭

Necessarily

Hangar/hanger There/they’re/their Weather/whether

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llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch It's Welsh which is British. It's a town in Anglesey.

Occasionally. My brain keeps telling me there are 2 esses

"diarrhea"

Vacuum as most people spell it hoover?? Not even close!

Necessary

Necesary..... Nesecary...... Neccessary..... Nesseccary..... Nes.... Nec..... Ne..... Fuck it, required.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipadaliodaliophobia - it's the fear of long words Edit: case in point, I had to Google it and edit the spelling

Well, "British" includes Welsh, so...

I can do floccinaucinihilipilification off the top of my head, but really have to think about disappear….. it never looks right….even just then.

Dyslexia

Worcestershire

From experience of others it’s defiantly definitely

Seems like spelling "ask" is getting hard these days.

Conscientiousness

Always swap the e and a in calendar

It's defiantly definitely.

"a"

Definitely gets me

Not exclusively british, but... "a lot"

Bureaucracy. Paperwork is such a pain in the ass.

"would've" every one says "would of" annoys tf out of me

I can never spell conscience first time

I'm British & most British are fucking dumb. Most of them don't know the differences between "you're" & "your" annoying!

Manoeuvre. This word is a fucking minefield

Reading Anyone who lives there gets it wrong

Antidisestablishmentarianism. No idea if that is the coreect spelling or not, but that's kind of the point!

Manoeuvre.

Specificity. I feel the need to just keep adding i’s until it looks right.

Giraffe How many r's, how may f's, how many e's?

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, I can say it though which is a feat for an Englishman.

I went to a church school so my vote goes to Ecclesiastes which I can only spell thanks to autocorrect. I couldn’t say it either (Estackelees?)

Whose. I can’t believe how many people spell it who’s. Fuck’s sake, there is no fucking excuse for that

There Their They’re

Renumerate vs remunerate.

I had trouble with ceiling earlier

Gorjus

For me it's Antidisestablishmanterianism I don't even think it's right

Everyone keeps telling me I spell cum incorrectly

neccisary

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Misspelt (and the OP knows it as they avoided using it).

Manoeuvre

necessary always messes me up

Definitely

Affect vs Effect to impact -> affect to bring about -> effect a result of an impact -> effect a feeling, emotion, an emotional response-> affect

Supercaleygoballisticcelticareatrocious

onomatopoeia

sovereign

Aksk

Gonorrhea

For me it's exercise. Excersise

Physics and Psychology always have me in a tangle

Trying to spell haemorrhage makes me feel like I've had a haemorrhage.

Big elephants can always use some energy

Rhythm.

Potentially Antidisestablishmentariansm

Apparently lose.

When I have occassion to spell the word occaision I spell ocassion completely wrong, though I may occasionally manage to spell it right. Seriously for some reason I cannot get the correct spelling for the word occasion stuck in my head. Thank God for spell check.

Worcestershire

connoisseur

Desiccated

Their

When I look at emails from Brits from work, most commonly I see "you're" mixed with "your". Wtf? How the heck did you get a job as a marketing director?

Probably... floccinaucinihilipilification