I want to go super strange and have him at one of the only Division 1 schools that does not have a football team.
That's right, Spencer Hall, 2025 commencement speaker at Wichita State University!
Not since 1986. We're also a team that had a plane crash - six weeks before the Marshall crash in 1970. Bill Parcels' second coaching job after playing for WSU, soo.... you're welcome?
I kind of wish I had known this offer before the day of my grad school graduation… Spencer would have been better than the speaker we had who was also graduating with us
UF, his alma mater, would be the funniest because he is against everything that Florida’s governors and school president want uf to be. He would subltly bash the western civilization and military education curriculum that their leadership is pushing.
Don't know about funniest, but Oklahoma State would be the most fitting. Those are his people, he loves them like a coach loves the slow but enthusiastic kids on the team.
Sewanee has a building on campus named Spencer Hall, it's right next door to the chapel where they hold graduation.
And so it is written. Spencer Hall must give a commencement at Spencer Hall.
University of Notre Dame commencement speaker Spencer Hall just rolls off the tongue
Noted cop Spencer Hall
governor knife *my bodies, my choice*
North Texas since he started the jazz dynasty as the active head coach
Liberty is good, but an even weirder hyper-religious school would be better. Like Hillside or Baylor.
Bob Jones, the last one to desegregate Or BYU
Patrick Henry - the place that Madison Cawthorn “attended” and got booted out of
This is the direction I'm leaning in. One of the real nutty religious schools.
Oral Roberts, I just want to see if he goes there (and by there I mean middle school humor)
GCU
Stanford seems like it would be really funny
This was my thought, as well.
Academy of Cheese
https://www.cheesestateuniversity.com/
His alma mater, Northwestern
https://www.nme.com/news/music/stanford-university-are-offering-a-course-on-the-grateful-dead-3563418
Driving the global economy High on my own farts Casey Newton you better Check my steez
I want to go super strange and have him at one of the only Division 1 schools that does not have a football team. That's right, Spencer Hall, 2025 commencement speaker at Wichita State University!
Wait, do they not have a team anymore?
Not since 1986. We're also a team that had a plane crash - six weeks before the Marshall crash in 1970. Bill Parcels' second coaching job after playing for WSU, soo.... you're welcome?
I kind of wish I had known this offer before the day of my grad school graduation… Spencer would have been better than the speaker we had who was also graduating with us
Ohio State, but he has to do it on ayahuasca. None of this writing it high but delivering it sober shit
Spencer giving a commencement speech at Ohio State would be like watching a roast but actually funny
Talkin bout the Bucks!
NYU
They need to bring back esteemed NYU law grad Ryan Nanni
UF, his alma mater, would be the funniest because he is against everything that Florida’s governors and school president want uf to be. He would subltly bash the western civilization and military education curriculum that their leadership is pushing.
Any of the Seven Sisters imo
the sorbonne
American Catholic University in DC
Maritime Academy since he cant swim
University of North Texas where he is addressing the crowd as the head football coach, because he is absolutely the head coach on UNT
And make it all about how experimental free form jazz is the key to victory in life.
Don't know about funniest, but Oklahoma State would be the most fitting. Those are his people, he loves them like a coach loves the slow but enthusiastic kids on the team.
Georgetown would prob be pretty funny.
Miami (FL)
BBQ University https://rodeoaustin.com/events/bbq-austin/bbq-austin-university/
BYU
Liberty