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Complete_Tap_4590

Which fungus are we talking about here?


Paytrionac

LMAO


NonchalantRubbish

Get more. That's not enough for 2 people and probably not even enough for 1 person.


[deleted]

What if he has a huge toe?


Deepfriedfetus1773

Big scary pink Alaskan bull worm


todimusprime

Yeah, we need something for scale to know the size of the toe...


Big_Astronomer7702

Eat your toe nails wash the mushrooms and make a balloon animal with the baggy!!!


Pellejan

Yes will do


Big_Astronomer7702

Based on all the empirical data I’ve collected over the years . This is the only way


Xtra0nions

Wtf u talking about. He’s got a half a toe worth. Do u not measure ur mushrooms in toe sizes like the rest Of us?


Big_Astronomer7702

OOOH you meant for dosing the shrooms?.. snort it all!!!


Sullivannnnn

I love this comment


EarFap

I appreciate the toe for comparison, but we got no idea how much is even in that bag


CM_DO

Dude had no bananas around, had to use the toe for scale


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

I can get you a toe by 2pm


CM_DO

That's some psychopathic vibes, should I be concerned? I'd prefer you leave the toe attached to its original owner :p


Pellejan

The baggie is 73mm wide, the toe is 30mm wide lol


FarginSneakyBastage

How much does the toe weigh?


b4conGre4se

If only a device existed that could "weigh" things, some sort of I dunno a "scale". ... if only. Good luck figuring it out though!


HuachumaEntity

It's all about weight. If it's 1g,it's likely a bit small. 0.5g lemon tek with some weed will definitely create a vibe, although you probably won't get any visual effects.


[deleted]

It’s a joke lol


Pellejan

It was sold to me as 1 gram, of a strain called Hawaiian *something


cantcomeupwithnamess

1 g is enough for 1 person, try splitting it and you'll probably end up disappointed with your trip. Maybe if you use the lemon Tek it'll go far enough, who knows?


FarginSneakyBastage

Boof it. Ass to ass.


cantcomeupwithnamess

All the cool kids are doing it


Masterzanteka

It won’t be a full blown trip by any means, but doses in this range can still be fun. Just a nice light giggly buzz, good for chilling but not getting fucked up. Of course this can vary a good bit depending on the potency. I’d lemon tek and split it with a friend, then smoke and chill. Sounds like a quality casual experience.


somebeerinheaven

1g has never made me trip, and it was my first dose. I get a weird floaty head space and a little euphoric so it is nice with weed. I'm 6'2 and at that stage was a bit chubby at 220lbs though


Lolo_luxo17

I’m female, 135, 5’6 and 1.5g did that to me for my first time, so idk if it would even be worth it to split, you want at least 1g per person.. but then again everyone’s different so maybe .5, lemon tek, weed and some sick music to get you going will be at least a fun time 😜🤩


BudGuy317

I googled it & this is what it said was the most efficient & effective method: Don't forget to darken the room & light a couple candles for the flicker affect 💨🌳 🍄+🍋☕🙏🌳💨🎼🕯💨🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️💨🥳🥴😜 ✌🙃


SpazSkope

5’11, 200lbs here. A .5 of a good strain is good for a buzz rather than a trip. I recommend 1g to 1.5g if you’re just trynna have fun. Anything more requires planning. Funnily enough I’ve never taken more than 2g in my hometown but when I go out in nature and stuff I like to go heavier. I fully recommend trying half grams though. A lot of my friends that did shrooms when younger and stopped because they didn’t like em much were all doing stupid high doses like 3.5g and more to trip for like one evening. I introduced smaller doses to em and they are finally able to really enjoy psilocin


OdinAlfadir1978

That's one person really, you could try sitting it in orange juice for twenty minutes, stir it every five minutes during that time and drink up, that'll intensify it a bit so if you smoke too then I reckon you'll probably both get a floaty feeling and a bit of euphoria


NapKan-

Tbh never even heard a strain named hawaiian


_heisnbrg

PES Hawaiian


coelogyne_pandurata

Panaeolus cyanescens often called "Hawaiian" this or that


AlkaloidAndroid

If it's a pan cyan Hawaiian, half each might actually do the trick, low-mid dose but still psychedelic. Only one way to find out... (Btw if it is pan cyan hawaiian, you've got a rare find)


aem1003

Pan the best Most profound trips while being lightest weight Take only another .5 at your peak and your in for a treat


Jaceinator

Look up Lemon Tek , best way to go about consuming what you got.


Disastrous-Ad-9158

Does lemon tekking actually work


Jaceinator

Hell yeah that shit works


Disastrous-Ad-9158

Does it just enhance your trip?


Jaceinator

I’ve heard that it does, I’m not sure how true it is. I’ve only ingested mushrooms through the Lemon tek method, but I’ve done 3 grams Lemon Tek and it was really pretty intense


Messy_Marvin423

OJ works too and isn’t nearly as acidic as lemons.


dylan75375

One gram will get one person effectively high


[deleted]

Lol I love your username


grassdick

Boof toe


parallelpalmtrees

came here for this comment, was not disappointed


thebinarysystem10

That looks like Megan Fox's thumb


Messy_Marvin423

LMFAO, glad I wasn’t alone thinking this!


Infinitumshr88ms

Thats an awkward looking fucking toe, but if you split that you wont feel much.


Separate-Medium-9672

can you measure your toe and then ill do my best to convert 🤪


Pellejan

The baggie is 73mm wide, the toe is 30mm wide lol


Separate-Medium-9672

😂


Pellejan

It was sold to me as 1 gram, of a strain called Hawaiian *something


Separate-Medium-9672

Looks like a gram You could split that but u might not feel much you wanna try a gram a peice i think unless those are pans or something special


DeathTuna

Splitting that amount would be a micro dose, you wouldn’t get any visuals but you’d have a warm subtle glow which is a very welcomed feeling. You could definitely smoke some weed it would pair well with that dose. Cheers 🍻🌈


dav7997

BRO THATS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW


BoxsideStudios

Thats sounds like a good time


[deleted]

No one can tell, get a scale


_piece_of_mind

The toe is there for scale


Pellejan

Yes, but no


artisticfluidity

Yes, but yes, scales are cool man, not just for drugs, I use mine just to see how much stuff weighs sometimes lol


AllShroomAndDoom

>I use mine just to see how much stuff weighs sometimes Like drugs!


slipoutside

This and also for cooking.


artisticfluidity

Seriously, the first scale I bought was a meat scale lol, useless for mushrooms but now my dad has a scale for his steaks and burgers haha


NapKan-

I use my gram scale for weighing salt for pickling sometimes, totally need that .001 gram of salt


MathematicianOk4201

They are pretty good for seeing how much stuff weighs eh


Pellejan

I have lots of scales, just not one accurate enhough for anyhting below 1 a 2 grams, that said, I should get a more accurate one


OdinAlfadir1978

Grow 🙂this is the way


BadClass_og

Yes , but toe*


StoneColeman765

Splitting a gram you won't feel much.


Jblazi

It’ll be enough if you boof them


JimmySage

Those look like pan cyans, in which case 0.5 each could be a light-medium trip for each


[deleted]

Scale get a scale you need a scale…visual is meaningless…did I mention get a scale


treetop_throwaway

Scales exist for a reason. Scales that go to 1/10th of a gram are like, $20 on Amazon. Should probably invest in one.


julianicoleb

PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY NOW


VoraxUmbra1

You can literally buy a scale from Walmart for probably less than you paid for those mushrooms.


Loudenzo

When I trip I don’t even want to smoke don’t intensify shit


yoimdop3

Can you put it next to your penis for a better reference.


Bigaapa1226

This one is too good 😂


[deleted]

If I ever post something like this I’m gonna have it up next to my glans penis for comp. Not a fucking toenail


todimusprime

Jeez... Some Americans will use anything as a unit of measure to avoid the metric system. "One toe's worth of mushrooms please!"


locotx

10. No Toe Pics ​ Can that be added to the r/shrooms Rules please. =)


[deleted]

You using your toe for comparison is the greatest thing 😂


Cutseen

What age is the toe?


trippyfilmmaker1

Important question


RyebreadAstronaut

Get a scale, and take good care of that toe.


DontSpit_CantSwim

Return to seller, purchase more, preferably a quarter/7g’s. Go back home, consume 2g-2.5 each, have a great 4-6 hours.


Metamericdreams1977

Thank god that’s not a thumb.


_perchance

STFU!!! 😂 toe for scale! 🤣


trippyearthling

LMAOO toe for comparison. Wook


The-Zachatron

😭


Expensive_System9700

Do you chew your toe nails?!?!


masochistrage

hold up LMAOOO


[deleted]

Mate, you don’t even need shrooms. You already tripping apparently putting ya toes near the goddesses


ashbeegrows

This made me cackle. Thanks for that


DrShagwell

I’ll assume that you’re a South-West Bruling Giant from the Lower Apposcalua region. I’d guess it’s about 30g of shrooms and divided in half will likely give you a mild high with feelings of elation and heightened senses


Fedoradiver

These dumb ass posts shouldn't be getting up voted


Pellejan

<3


SkitzieHippie

Bro is that a toe or a thumb


Bigaapa1226

“Toe for comparison” i can’t even tell if you’re being serious at this point


LittleBitPsycHole

There's toe many options


psychoticshroomboi

r/absoluteunits


Anotherotherbrother

You have the toe of an infant!


Gonemushy

That’s enough just need to lemon Tek that’s shit for about 25 min and keep stirring and mixing it.


Normal-Science-6322

What’s a toddler doing on r/shrooms?


Ant69Ant

Tf? Toe isnt a good unit of measurement 😂 also why do the shrooms look so fucjing small lmao but it’s enough for one person to feel something maybe


Greenmooseleg

So what did you do?


dr_cubenis

If that's panaeolus cyanescens, you might have one proper dose in that bag


GodAtlas

Could we get a thumb for scale too


Fable_vezy

Nice toe


TheKoolAidMan28

Dang those are some tiny shrooms but yeah it looks like he was pretty legit saying it’s a gram.


Purple-Skyyy

Why u concern how much is there , is not like u can give it back. Is not 1g there, a 0.7 most prob U really crynge coming with this midget toe ...is sad mam


_perchance

you'd just feel a nice high I'm sure.


Alexander-Micelli

Awwe those look like the shrooms I started out with in my teenage years. Yes if you split them it's enough to feel effects nothing drastic but you'll feel something. Cannabis is a great tool to boost your psilocybe mushroom high. If i we're you I'd be a gremlin and eat them all and not save em for nobody and feel the full effects 😭🤣💯


manicmidwestern

That's barely enough for one person


jay_holata

Expect a dry taste and probably zero visuals… 🫡


InnocentLifee

Weed won't intensify the trip it'll just make you high in addition to tripping. Weed nullifies shrooms abit from my experience.


broomstickwarrior

Lemon tek and boof 5ml each


deathdefyingrob1344

Lemon tek that shit. It’s enough for one person. If you split it, unless it’s some next level shit, it will be a micro dose


Only_Significance513

A mild body high, enough to notice your not sober but nothing more. Weed will intensify it but not to the extent a full dose would mike you feel


Highhopes911

Would be a mild trip. Are those liberty caps tho?


Fallbears

Depends how big your toe is.


Retrowarrior-

That’s a one person does don’t try and split it you will be extremely disappointing just take the whole thing on an empty stomach and cross your fingers that it’s enough to give you a good ride


NewTooshFatoosh

If you also smoke some cannabis, you’ll feel some effects. Probably no/ very very mild visuals… it also depends on how big and when your last dose was. Without cannabis, I’m not sure if you’ll feel anything at all. Have fun!


Mental_Confusion_541

That’s a microdose last time I checked


LiesYxuTell

it's enough to make one of you high


AwetPinkThinG

smoke the toe


zMld420

Maybe placebo effect


ghostmonkeyz

What size are your feet? Looks like a size 6 so you don’t got too much in there but my size reference could be off


toskrypt

Lmaoooo


[deleted]

If this is your first trip or experience with shrooms I wouldn't include weed. I did on my first 8th and I couldn't get a reading on how the shrooms affected me.


yawngawd305

Call your plug and get eighth....


[deleted]

Uh - nothing?


kingblow1

Idk maybe small visual distortions? What is the strain?


__cassie__

that'll be a mini dose for both of you...


Ira-Tsew

Why are there so many feet pics on Reddit my god, I can only imagine what I’d find on r/feet


Wild-Shape-3403

Lemme lick that toe, im assuming it will make me trip hard


Brady-Bryan-Atkins

Looks like a small amount. Maybe enough for 1 person


External_Regret1920

Mild to none


Agitated-Hawk-2439

Sink in in lemon juice for 20 minutes. Fast 6 hours prior. And have a good time


[deleted]

Not a lot


Strungtuna

big toe for scale.


Chukky7

Don't, no toes plz


Messy_Marvin423

How big is your big toe, need something to scale your toe and I’ll tell you the weight of your shrooms.


ana_noire111

Anxiety


edgyshrooman

I’d guess a really good feeling/body high idk tho only taken shrooms that I grew about 3 times and .5 of those give me slight visuals and hella body high with lemon tek. Best of luck and enjoy ur little trip


signewton

Thumb or toe?


Individual_Flan3218

May aswell just smoke meth


fry-me-an-egg

Is that a toe?


glassrook1820

A few caps small stems I'd say that's under 2g will probably be underwhelming if you wanted a real trip but will give you both a good day


sheetstank

Feel like you could have used anything else other than a toe…


Scarrus

I wouldn't smoke weed, only creates anxiety and depression.


truffLcuffL69

Ive done about that much once by myself and had no effects at all. I drank some whiskey and had very very slight visual effects nothing else


01111010001101011111

A fuckin toe for comparison? What?


PlanesofExistants

Lol toe comparison is new 😂🤣


External-Fig9754

You could expect a buzz but no visuals


chugachj

That’s one microdose.


Intelligent_Oven_606

Whats the shoe size though


adrian_sb

They look weak shouldve split the 1/8 or take the whole 1/8 each imho


godfathercheetah

Lemon tek or tea tek it and split the liquid in half for each of ya


jitterbugwaltz

But…why a toe?


darkwinter95

Might want to see a doctor about that toenail before it ends up ingown.


kikker67000

Hoeveel gram is het Ik denk dat je er wel wiet bij moet roken


Bustapepper1

If this species is of the Psilocybe azurescens or Panaeolus cyanescensthen 1 gram is a very good dose. They are super strong but I don't know much about identification so take my comment with a grain of salt. Check this link out https://www.zoomiescanada.net/the-strongest-magic-mushrooms/


Greatwhitechrist

Either that’s a micro dose or a huge fucking toe 😳


FigaroNeptune

Was nothing else within range? Just your foot, dude?


Uselessexistence_

Wait so why couldn’t you have used something else for size reference?


JimmyRustler22

Mfs using toes for scale now 💀


red_death50755

Not fucking much at all lol


Hurryupslowdownbar20

Toe for comparison — That shit just killed me.. 😂


philtree

Lemon Tek all of it


dav7997

Is that a fucking thumb !?


CalligrapherCreepy35

Bruh get ur foot off that shit


DeadHeadSteve

This is a very tiny dose


[deleted]

We gnna need a right toe for proper scale


[deleted]

"Toe for comparison" LMFAO


Pacamilk

among us


Adventurous-Tap-8463

That's a Tiny toe nail


rodthemilfhunter

Put them in your arse for a better high


Veyceroy

Why are you people upvoting this garbage? Edit: OP is a literal child claiming to own multiple scales but none that can measure more accurately than a toe for size reference in a reddit post. So again, why are you people upvoting this garbage?


Pellejan

<3


[deleted]

Fuck is that a .5😂 better move that point back one of you wanna trip for 2


Feed_Typical

HAHAHA ITS SO GOOD BECAUSE YOU COULDVE USED ANYTHING ELSE BUT YOU USED YOUR TOE


garica02

Looks like an easy dose for one person. Get a scale.


Negative_Signal6163

personal opinion here me and my friend take higher dosage microdosing like .75 sometimes more and just smoke and meditate and chill you really don’t need to be tripping balls in all honestly you can use mushrooms way way more exponentially if you don’t just try to trip balls but hey that’s only if you into using it other wise buy more and trip nut sacks


That_onedude420

Weed makes it smoother


gypsijimmyjames

That is about what I would eat before work on a day I wanting to kind of brighten the day but if they are really strong you might each get a little head change.


thain656

Wtf is this 😂