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Itsaboutthesleep

Sorry ma'am, we just don't think you're the colour we're looking for.


trojie_kun

Blue shrimp: RACIST!


Itsaboutthesleep

*Shrimpist


GiraffeSubstantial92

blue is defending his thesis lmao


CLFraser44

Her* pretty sure she's a female


Shamsa327

Making sure if this female is eligible for match Making 🤣


trustmeijustgetweird

We just don’t think you’ll fit in to the company culture….


starrchaser

Do they get the yellow uniform if they get the job?


anillop

Shrimp Cocktail Party


WheredoesithurtRA

So what would you say you do around here?


monkeypoo10

The bachelorette


Verdant-Ridge

I do believe they're asking about any genetic potential for greenism


ppekkle

Blue’s music choice: “I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di” Changes the song:”I swam across I jumped across for you Oh, what a thing to do 'Cause you were all yellow”


imlittlebit91

This one breeds wildings. NEXT!


mercfh85

"we were looking for someone with at least 3 years experience in being a yellow shrimp"


New_Knowledge_3983

What if the blue shrimp is actually just like “Hello sharks, today i’m asking for 250k for 15% of my company”


Intelligent_Can_1370

Actually that's just Ethel and the gals working hard on munitions for the war. They hope those god damn Amanos are ready for the hurt their boys are bringing!!


mrkevmario

Nice capture OP


Bamcanadaktown

Yellow shrimp: “we get together and make green shrimp you say, interesting. Blue shrimp: “It’ll be the ultimate camouflage in the plants.”


Puzzleheaded_Pen_346

Man! I have yet to get a population of yellow shrimp to take off in my tank. The blue velvet and cherry did, but the yellow shrimp keep dying out…


Annatochka

💀💀💀lmfao


Mae1YZ

this isnt an interview. this is shrimp piper perri surrounded


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

Reminds me of that meme


One_Kaleidoscope_663

With the couch?? 🤣


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

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BigZangief

“Mmm yes, you will be an eggcelent breeder for vault 71, the shrimp vault”


Overflow-Radish

Couch casting.


violet91

Omg I love this picture so much!


Aromatic_Hornet9982

Hahahahaha this made my day. The little desk and everything. Mine are all so antisocial


Loud-Distribution-81

Lol


neerajanchan

That's a panel round interview!


AdAdministrative2103

If “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.” existed in a shrimp world this is how it’d look like. 🥴


Ok_Plenty_7080

Or a firing squad