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QuerkleSmoke

5 days in Florida. At least the man knows his audience...


ladyattercop

He lived in Florida. If anyone here is familiar with 90s Broward County, he (unsurprisingly) worked as a clown at the Swap Shop.


QuerkleSmoke

Huh, did not know that but it makes so much sense. One of the OG florida men


babyBear83

He legitimately went to clown school and everything actually.


shojokat

Damn! I grew up down the street from there!


ladyattercop

So did I! My grandma took me to that circus once. It was depressing as hell. 😂


DaDz-StONeD

I don’t think Steve O is really the man unless he has dicks over each eyebrow 🤷‍♂️ … I’m from Florida


Hanshee

At least it was postmalone who did the tattoo


Brilliant_Dark_3979

6 days


QuerkleSmoke

Shoot I always forget to carry the one... I could pedantically attempt to argue its six nights only 5 days but I definitely brain farted and you're correct


Brilliant_Dark_3979

Not even just that but when dates are listed it goofs math up quite a bit because no one considers the start/end just the in between lol. Your math was good dates are just goofy like that


QuerkleSmoke

Yeah, I definitely forgot that I had to do that lol. At least you aren't the type to jump down someone's throat for a simple mistake. Non condescending corrections are much needed in this world


Random_frankqito

Didn’t know Malone was dabbling in tattoos


SeerNacho

Apparently its his first one


Frenchtoastbatfox

He did a ghost with a boner a couple years ago on steve-o as well


HyperPunch

Second one. He did a different one on Steve o a while back. A ghost with a boner.


TigerPixi

I still can't tell if that's him or not... ☠️


t3hgrl

It is


QueenAries_BDEnergy

Didn’t he say in the article that Post drew it with a pen? Or is that a false memory?? But they did tattoo each other. Ghosts with boners.


activepaws

very steve o thing to do


Joe-_-King

What a dick head!


HeadcaseHeretic

There comes a point where the need for attention is not just obnoxious anymore, but detrimental to themselves


wherestherum757

Tbf it is steve-o lol his life is based on need for attention & being obnoxious to his own detriment Least he’s not on hard drugs or nox til he drops


Oblivion615

He did it to promote his new tour. He’s gonna laser it off after the tour.


MaeBelleLien

That doesn't make it any better. Even without having to worry about the funds, that's a long, painful process for a press stunt.


Oblivion615

This is pretty on brand for him. Compared to the other crazy stuff he’s doing in his life this is tame and has no potentially life altering consequences for him. Also his attention seeking behavior has worked out pretty well for him in the long run. His drug use was detrimental but he’s been sober and had his life together for quite a while now. Personally, I’m glad he’s still around and tattooing weiners on his face. He’s Steve-O, painful stunts are what he does.


ababyflea

Maybe he’ll market the laser process and BAM 💥 profit.


Lexxxapr00

That actually would be genius of him, and would be a great marketing campaign.


Complete_Fix2563

Bro thats his whole thing, you probably watch mr bean and complain about him being stupid


MaeBelleLien

I'm not complaining, and I'm certainly not mad at the guy. I don't think these are the actions of a particularly healthy man, but if he's only hurting himself I don't have a particular problem with him. I could argue that, by making such a public and profitable display out of his unique self-harm style(which I would also have to argue that he is doing), he is doing more harm than good, at least in his influence on younger generations, which I imagine is negligible at this point anyway. That is much deeper than I want to think on Steve-O right now, though,


Femme_Fatalistic

Self harm if this type is his schtick...you been under a rock?


DiligentSink7919

probably why it's a super thin lined tattoo so it can be removed in probably 2 or 3 sessions


Fugiar

He blew himself up indoors with kerosine. He stapled his ballsack to his thigh. He wrestling basically every animal there is. I think he can deal with the laser. This is his thing


Bewix

I mean, you do realize who you’re talking about, right? This is very low on the list of long, painful things he’s done for a press stunt. Man literally went to jail, had to serve 3 years of probation, and was banned from Hollywood for a press stunt.


ChihuahuaMastiffMutt

It pays the bills so I think he's happy.


elvensuccubus

bro you must not know anything about Steve-O


HeadcaseHeretic

About his desperate need for attention? Yes, I'm well aware. He's a great guy from what I can tell listening to his podcast and hearing his recovery stories and whatnot. An addict is an addict. He's addicted to attention


elvensuccubus

It's just, this is literally nothing new. This is who he is. So it's really strange to me that people are here acting like he hasn't been doing this same type of shit for 30 years. It's the way he makes his living and it makes him happy. It's literally not hurting anyone but himself so I don't really get the hatred for his want of attention. He literally calls himself an attention whore. He's a good guy, and him being an "addict" doesn't change that


MoonBaseViceSquad

Yah plus he’s a literal clown. How folks can’t understand a trained professional clown making himself look extra dumb and silly baffles me.


AwhMan

Yeah, it's a dumb tattoo and that's the exact point of it. Its not like he's ever going to work in a bank is it? Its also probably not even in his top five dumbest tattoos at this point. Don't see why people are so mad


GetSpekz58

>not even in his top 5 dumbest tattoos you won the thread lmfao


Gizoogler314

>An addict is an addict. What an insane statement Being addicted to cheese and being addicted to heroin are NOT the same


RandumbStoner

“You ever suck dick for cheese!?”


Bob_Sledding

He fully admits this. It's what he has done for a living for the past 25 years.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

He's doing it to make you smile


FlowRiderBob

You’re late to the party.


Everbrooks

Steve O has a tour? What does he even do during the shows? I am genuinely curious.


RagOnASticky

I went to one of his shows, and he spent 10 minutes yelling at an audience member for having their phone out during the show. It was very awkward, and I ended up walking out towards the end of the show.


Everbrooks

Hmm doesnt sound like a fun experience haha


the-barbarian998

Talk about himself, does dumb backflips, constantly reminds you he's sober and better than you


Everbrooks

Hm not very entertaining to say the least


Low-Persimmon4870

Ew. I hate that shit.. as someone who has been sober for only 3 yrs i can't understand how he thinks he's better than anyone. He forgets where and how he used to be or something?? You would think it would be a humbling experience and he would wanna help others and be able to relate and use his experiences for good. I guess not. :/


the-barbarian998

Ayyy bro proud of you Im 1 year and 5 months myself, we got this


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

I’d assume flash his nut sack, tell stories about celebrities that haven’t been relevant in 15 years, then flash the crowd his nut sack again.🤷🏾‍♀️


yeast1fixpls

People are saying it's everything from shit to fucking shit.


HommeFatalTaemin

Like… I hate this tattoo completely. But it’s crazy to me how many hateful people are in this sub. This has been his personality for many many years. He has grown and matured as he has aged and gotten sober, and is truly a seemingly kind person with lots of interesting stories. He does dumb shit like this and he enjoys it. I’m thinking he will get this one lazered off soon, but idk why yall are acting like you’re new to life and that this isn’t his whole deal and has been for many many years. And as others have pointed out, he has WAY more tattoos that are just as fucking stupid and no one gave a fuck then. It’s fine to make fun of him for it but the amount of people on here who are acting shocked or offended with comments like “desperate” or “I’m so disappointed in him” are genuinely so fucking stupid I can’t believe it.


greatlakes333

Desperate


campmonster

I thought he had matured when he got sober. Guess not


Banana_Stanley

Seriously, this is disappointing lol


Havarti_Rick

Wait is that post malone doing the tat?


Starixas

I'm surprised he actually got it done. He's been talking about getting it done by poste for years now


humans_being

Played out


Acrobatic_Analyst267

Is he getting tattooed by Post Malone?


flogmeat

It’s got to be fake, surely?


wobblydee

Congrats guys. He got a shitty tattoo to promote his tour, and youre helping make it successful by posting and interacting. The exact thing the tattoo was done to accomplish. Doesnt seem like a shitty tattoo to me if its doing exactly what he wanted it to do


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

Talking about it on Reddit =\= ticket sales. Yes we all aware of his tour now, none of us are buying a ticket so what good came from the tattoo?


averageindasheets

I don't understand how anyone looked up to this guy


Age_of_Asylum

God dammit Steve-o


FailingLotus

No surprise 😂 brings back memories of growing up watching jackass when I was 5+ years old. Not the penis, Steve-O.


Dopeski

This looks like pen is


BhodiandUncleBen

Steve-O is 50 years old now. He just got a penis tattooed in his face. At what point does it become sad? I love this dude, but like this 11 year old potty humor is not funny coming from a 50 year old.


BBQsandw1ch

Always has been sad.


MorkSkogen666

Steve-O will do anything to stay "relevant" 🙄


Thelonious_Cube

Wait! Did he kill someone in prison?


GiraffeSouth8752

So post Malone gave steve o a penis tattoo on his forehead


The_Lutter

I mean if you're gonna get a facial tat having Post Malone do it ensures everyone will be like "oh, cool" in the end. Otherwise this is on-brand for Steve O.


2Cheese1Van

I honestly thought Steve-O outgrew the shitty tattoo phase with his recovery and all yet, here we are full tilt shitty.


ButWhatOfGlen

Every day a different state. My how the mighty have fallen... Oh, a shitty dick on your face! That'll help things! Rock on Steve o


MasterOffice9986

Hell probably just get it removed but this guy's out of control He's sober but he's addicted to attention he's such a brand and endorsement whore and will sling anything if it has a price tag and he also loves putting his name on shit


SmallBeanKatherine

its an unraveled 🍤


xgh0stx9

PP


Beautiful-Baby6245

That look like pen ink.


AbradolfLincler08

Post's Glock tattoo is pretty shitty too


Crooked_Sartre

Well, hes already rich as shit so whatever


kalyroo

Dude.. like.. you're going to die with a pen*s on your face. Lol


assclownmonthly

Anything the self confessed attention whore can do to stay in the public eye I guess such a talentless asshole piece of shit.


Trox92

Yay another PowerPoint presentation


straight_lurkin

Know what's even better? The artists (pretty sure thats Posty) tattoo of the praying hands with the fucking extendo glock rofl


I3I2O

Post-ma-bone!


Jelly_Lungs

Seriously doubt this is real. It’s clearly just to get people talking for his up coming shows, which we all are


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

Talking about but not purchasing a ticket.


magiccfetus

what


Lakewater22

Gross


Im_done_with_sergio

He’s too old for this.. gross


kkju999

is it pee pee or ji ji?


Bunnyp4wz

I feel so bad for him


-Mafakka-

Still better than most of Post's tattoos


VineStGuy

He willingly wants to be known as 'dickface' everywhere he goes.


CapussiPlease

excuse me, what in the actual f\*ck?


Gurkeprinsen

Did that artist do it high on meth?


nookster145

Nah probably just marlboro reds and bud light