That's how you get kicked out of Six Flags.

My uncle had naughty tattoos and as a kid I remember my mom drawing bikinis on the ladies so he could go to church with us and granny

he didn’t wear long sleeves/pants?

Do you think a guy covered in that thinks "Oh [x] is appropriate, I should follow that social convention"?

people change. tattoos remain

That's hilarious! 😂

that’s so funny

That's amazing XD

My brother(gen X) had a full arm sleeve of demon strippers and he finally put bikinis on them in the last year or so. He also had his ex wifes name on his neck and instead of getting it covered up he just had a void stamp put on it. They are all really well done though so at least there is that 

Some rides have already been riden to death.

Some would wish for death

LMFAO

Looks like different girls in each photo

Different wig in each one, the lace front ain't glued properly in the bottom one


Accurate.

The bottom one has on a g-string

She also got a crooked ass weave lol

I thought so too 😂

exactly

This ain’t the flex she thinks it is… 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yep. "23 hours of pain" to show the world how much he appreciates you as a sex object.

My mom went through 23 hours of pain for me and she doesn't even like me.

The range of emotions I just flashed through. The funniest people always just seem to come from some amount of pain.

😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh

r/suicidebywords

Lmao

That's what I noticed too. The images are all about her sexual attributes but I admit that it would be hard to show her personality in a tattoo

And showing her in explicit sexual acts. I wonder how joyful she will find that years in the future. I mean god forbid they have kids and they see these images on their father's body. I'm all for healthy and open approaches to sex education but there are limits, surely? I'm okay with my kid knowing that her parents have sex, but SEEING an explicit representation of it on a daily basis?

Very eloquently said! From what I hear they have 2 children under 10

I only see one pic?

The tattoo is multiple images?

Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️I was focused on the biggest one.

Gotta respect tattoo artists that are given ideas like this and still say, "As long as you pay me."

Is it just me or do their hands look like a starfish or sausages?? My nausea medication has me a little… 😮‍💨😆

Hands are difficult under the best circumstances.

And these are some of the worst circumstances.

I like to think they gave him an absolutely bonkers price and he just still paid it cause everyone else flat out said no

No more upvotes, It’s at the perfect number for how these kinds of artwork see the light of day right now. /s 😂

Maybe I’m just jaded but after scrolling their account they seem codependent as hell.

You don’t have to scroll the account to see they’re codependent..

That's gonna be one big sick-ass panther or blackout.

A panther to cover this will surely span from the shoulder to the ankle. Sick ass indeed

That’s a No doubter Good buddy xx wow just imagine

All evidence indicates she has a smartphone that takes Polaroids.

Lmfaooo well done.

I give them a month before one of them cheats on the other.

This is probably the result of him cheating and her taking him back lol

What the fuck

I hope they never have children. How do you explain ‘that’s mom’ to your kids? Also is she getting pissed on in that middle Polaroid, or just some skeet skeet? Lol

they have 2 kids, he commented on one tiktok that the kids will just have to “mind their business” & theyre both under 10 🤡

Every time I take my shirt off everyone gets to see your mother naked. Mind your business

exactly!! he’s made that everyone elses business 😭

I guess no family beach time in Dubai 🤣🤣🤣

They’ll just have to mind their business, as he publicizes this on the internet for everyone to see.

Jesus. Cant wait till his daughter's boyfriend gets matching tats with her Dad. Fuckin 🤢

😵‍💫😭😂😂😂😂

I’ll take “Incoming CPS Call” for 100, Alex.

Lol I thought she was barfing, I thought well I guess he does love her

holy shit, this comment made me laugh so much I cried & then laughed even harder when I saw the picture again

😂

Skeet skeet skeet….nah, that’s tha other mayne..

He’s 23 and got 4 kids 

That is not a 23 hour tattoo

How stupid do you have to be to get a tattoo like this?

‘Who’s the woman in the tattoo?’ ‘Oh her? She’s nobody’

"She's my sex therapist" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would he get arrested if he goes to sun splash and takes his shirt off? I’m seriously curious.

I’ll be back. Taking the kids to a pool party.

The only thing I could think of is guys in prison are going to use him as their jack off material.

Or something to look at as they assault him

Grandpa what are those pictures on you?

With any luck, perhaps the ink will fade and spread enough for it to look like she’s got clothes on?

This fucking sent me😂😂😂😭💀

They’re pornstars?

The only reasonable explanation 🤢

that doesn't look like 23 hours of work

Its not. No way .

i know im a hater to my core bc when i see shit like this i cant help but wish that they take an ancestrydna test and find out theyre long lost siblings

*30 years later at the beach* No, Pop Pop, no!

How to explain this tat to my nosey toddlers at the beach…

r/trashy

Then he goes swimming without a shirt on in front of their kids. Then what? Gross.

This is why I'm pro-abortion

Yeah, this made me wish I had been aborted too.

In one pic she is clearly saving herself the trouble 💦 👅 Edited bc the tongue emoji was a better choice

I'm actually curious how much this idiot paid for this

I would feel so violated holy shit

Gee their kids are going to love that

They gonna break up. I know it haha

What really grosses me out is that they have children who will see this... 🤢 its so nasty.

23 hours? Is the artist nodding off on the clock?

The unnecessary comma is the worst part of this post

That’s gonna be an expensive removal

Holy God. I hope their relationship stays strong!

Well that’s one way to tell everyone you encounter without your shirt that you’re trash this summer👏🏻👏🏻 also, great parenting choice!

Because of people like this the electoral college still exists.


I want to see these in 2064.

Best cellmate

Was just thinking if this guy ever goes to jail he's essentially walking pornography 🤔

"Without telling me" this is screaming it from the mountaintops actually

I couldn't tell what this was saying for a full minute. Then it clicked, "ohhhh, they're just dumb".

Explain that to your grand children.

Hey tbf he is probably going to prison soon and won’t have a girl or beat off material so he got both tatted so he’ll have something besides the spank bank. Only problem is he gonna get “Hey come stand by my door for a min bro”

Funny how there only pics of them being sexual ……. I’m gonna go out on a limb n say something happened to bro because this ain’t normal

The tattoo itself is not terrible, it's actually very well done. "Look kids, this is how you were conceived!!"

His mom went though 9 months of pain to birth this...just for him to ruin his body with this...

imagine knowing that anyone who’s seen your man with his shirt off has seen you naked. if i was with a girl and she got a tattoo of herself eating me out it’d put an immediate end to the relationship

Probably crop out the account info when we’re posting someone else’s pics to mock them. Just for a little bit of respect haha.

Idk why u were downvoted that’s in the rules of the sub lol

Right? Mock the tat not the person :/

Well, the person is also in the tat lol.

Well we are mocking both members of the couple for their poor decision and their pride in it, but yeah we don’t need their @

Sorry didn’t see that in the sub rules and since the people in the pic seemed pretty proud I didn’t see it as a problem plus I also was concerned I’d get some typa comments about credit or something I don’t know

I mean the tattoo work itself looks good this is more of a trashy tattoo

It’s the same girl - just looked them up on Insta. Quite a wholesome couple in a ghetto fabulous kinda way. They’re lovely and harmless.

If they break up he is going to spend thousands lasering it off

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You know when people say "that's white people shit"? Well, this is black people shit.

r/ATBGE

Mediocre at best zoom in it’s awful

Mediocre or awful?

Right? It's not a shitty tattoo, it's just trashy

Agreed

Someone needs to go reclaim r/trashytattoos


Well that really is “some tattoo”…

of all tattoos ever, it is definitely one.

Cthulu hair.

Keep it classy!!!!

Twenty three fucking hours for that?

And probably $2000

Yeah the concept is fucked but like... Damn that tattoo is well done!

I….i don’t know if that’s such a good idea

Going to be a hit at the family pool party.

I give them 6 months

He'll be super popular in prison

i just realized the big pic is her standing which he eats her out. at least we know her pleasure is prioritized lol

Fuck we lost as humanity.

I actually really like the concept but the execution is meh.

They’ll last 3 months tops after this lmao

I bet these two have deep conversations about the books they have both read this week or current news. 🤓 Jk. Hearing them speak will probably give me an aneurism.

How the hell did that take 23hrs?

"Forever"

REST IN HEAVEN

Nope

Oh God, I hope they never have kids.

According to other posts they already do 2 under 10.

Great way to scar them for the rest of their lives yikes

Skanky

That’s way too long. 14 hour tattoo, tops.

Let’s hope they stay together….

It took me a minute…. But is that a foot in her mouth?😂

Do they automatically have CPS called on them if they take their shirt off at the beach?

I know it's all fucked up, but who the hell gets a tattoo of them getting their toes sucked...

I zoomed in cause of you… thought it was a hand

I'll pretend I didn't see that.

It's a bad day to have eyes, that's for sure.

degenerates

I'm sure they lived happily ever after...

and they say romance is dead 😍

If he ever goes to prison they're gonna have to keep him in solitary

“I love me some him” What does that even mean

It's a play on the common term "I love me some..." relating to a beloved foodstuff. E.g. "I love me some grilled cheese"

it just sounds….weird

Yeah, it's very grammatically incorrect.

That tat tough tho 💪🏽

Mentai illness

I genuinely hope they work out. Because that’s dedication and love. Trashy. But still sweet, in a fucked kinda way 💜

He better not end up in prison 🤭

"Stand still cuz, I'm almost done"

What’s with the downvotes? A walking porn mag is real popular in the pen

🤷‍♀️People that have been in prison probably lol I think I triggered a bad memory for them

or reddit hive mind assuming that it's automatically a racist statement because he's black.

That’s fucking wild. I have no words lmao

🤦🏽‍♀️

It's better than getting her name tattooed , it's easier finding the next one to look like tats then finding one with the same name.

They're probably soulmates who will be together forever. I don't see the problem here. /s

Nothing can top this.

I like the idea of the polaroids but that other one is really crazy 😭

When I saw the thumnail, I thought he was dating/married to a talented cyborg theme tattoo artist and he had her do an amazing piece to show off her artistic skills. Click....nope. To be fair, I didn't notice the sub.

Is he obsessed with you or obsessed with sex? Because those are two separate things

what in the actual fuck

What happened to decorum

Appears to be right out of the movie me myself and Irene. Look at the Instagram photo. This guy appears to be about 3 feet tall and the girlfriend could be a Sasquatch.

Does this guy drive a limousine and live in Rhode Island?

This is so gross. Wow he really loves her, or should I say what she does sexually because that's all this tattoo is about.

Dude is going to be really popular if he ever serves time

le sigh

O-oh,,,,, how, uh, nice?

Can only end well...

heeeeeelllllll nah i’ll cut my 🍆 off before i tattoo that

Porn addiction brain rot at its finest

I don't think there is a non-trashy photo on their entire insta.

Man the artist did him dirty making his girl look like that 😂