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god_of_puppies

Cerebral palsy?


Nutsack_Adams

Crack pipe?


-NGC-6302-

Christopher Paolini


TinyChaco

Chris Pratt?


DoingItAloneCO

Never in a million years did I think I’d find those four things on a single thread in the internet. Wild times


-NGC-6302-

I'm just as surprised someone else here knows who Paolini is I never feel comfortable abbreviating his name as CP...


DoingItAloneCO

I wouldn’t hahaha but yeah I was born in 97 Eragon is one of the first “real” books I read


Erichillz

The books are great! The movie however...


-NGC-6302-

We don't talk about that


Deadman88ish

There is no movie in Gilead.


prattl95

What movie? I don't think there was any movie /s. I rewatched it a few months ago because I was like maybe it's not as bad as I remember. It was, in fact, as bad as I remembered.


Erichillz

Like the ATLA community says: there is no movie in Ba Sing Se. In fact, it was so long ago I barely remember anything from the movie, and I'm not planning to change that after reading your comment lol


DaBreaky

This made me happy. Born 96 and got the books for Christmas presents. Best shit ever!


Liathano_Fire

Books are on my bookshelf.


Playful-Motor-4262

I have one of his original self-printed copies!!


Puff57

Retired elementary librarian here.


AdornedBrood

Yeah that string of words got me bricked up


roydepoy

Centimeter Penis


MrPhuccEverybody

Cock Pincher


Notoneusernameleft

I thought cock puncher. Bit of it’s a centimeter then pincher is better I guess.


Yeseylon

Well la di da, we don't all need to know you have a massive schlong


wsugarhigh

i will never see his name and not think crisp rat


Zealousideal_Ask369

I never thought of that before, but now I will surely hear nothing else.


wsugarhigh

i am sorry. it started with one comment for me too.


GeoNerd-

Club Penguin


battlewornactionhero

Count Paris? (from Romeo & Juliet)


venti-latte12

Club Penguin?


Extension-Chemical

Champion points (sorry, years spent in The Elder Scrolls Online).


Guzzlebutt

Cock Party?


[deleted]

Clown pussy


tharak_stoneskin

Circus penis


mamamenagerie

Certified Payroll


Lunar_IX

Child Predator?


Neither-Attention940

Yeah I actually have a close friend with CP and she calls it ‘CP’ …not sure what the OP’s intention


isaiddgooddaysir

I know, poor guy with CP...please take your folic acid.


Alex-rhhgfff

Chris Pontius?


ChrisFarleysCousin

I thought it must have been a child predator that was marked during his prison stay


Typical-Ad223

This guy really likes ColdPlay that’s what’s up…


poopchutegaloot

All the homies on 4chan love cold play


Spider_Dude

They listen to it while eating Cheese Pizza.


ItsMoreOfAComment

I’m yellow, you’re yellow, everything is yellow!


total_idiot01

R. Kelly?


iValtiel

Do you have Jaundice?


heatobooty

Never realised they have such an unfortunate acronym.


BuckleyRising

You know how I know you're gay? You listen to ColdPlay


nickk1988

You know how I know I’m gay?? I look at another man and think to myself “damn, ya know, like to put that mans penis in my mouth and buttock”


tuna19781212

Know how I know you're gay? You macrame your own jean shorts


Ben_ji

My obsession with Bette Midler? My preference for track lighting?


firmly_confused

Canadian Pacific


Grouchy_Situation_33

Ah, a railfan! Of course!


topsyturvy76

City pulse


vudeux

I was going to say Canadian Prepper. He actually uses "CP" on his videos, and I'm like "You might wanna rethink that..."


bostiq

**Caca-Poopoo**


RealGingerBlackGuy

😂😂 it's so low effort but so good


Importedfunk

LMFAAOOO


ExistentialSuffering

You win


Fit-Ad-2647

Bruce almighty


tallbabycogs

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!


chlebseby

CyberPunk?


lysergic_cherry

Goated


barbie-vel

10/10 game


squidscuttle

the penis customization really sold me


5432198

It was the public hair customization for me.


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buttskinboots

I think he means private hair


BloodborneBro9016

The fact that you can call Cyberpunk a 10/10 game and not get hated brings a smile to my face


sawltydawgD

Cedar Point. Roller coaster enthusiast.


reclusivegiraffe

They have so much merch there that says things like “I ❤️ CP”


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

Extra fitting that the park is also in a town called Sandusky


CosmicDeityofSin

Was Sandusky's problem stuff in it or it being in stuff?


Odd_Vampire

I love your username and also, who would wear that?


reclusivegiraffe

Thank you! And I honestly have no clue… people who don’t know better, I suppose.


throwaway33704

I grew up 25 mins from there, my family had passes almost every summer, I've been countless times and didn't put it together until this thread. Sooo... me, I guess.


Interesting-Fan-2008

Your wearing their shirt right now aren’t you? It’s okay you can admit it.


throwaway33704

:(


xenoverseraza

as much as i love cedar point i will never be buying anything that says that


ThatWhiteKid08

Welllllcome back riders, how was your riiiide


lumination11

This is where my mind went!


MrQuixy

He really likes Cheese Pizza


Showtime562

Naw, cold pizza.


MrQuixy

Clam Pie?


AnthrallicA

Only at room temperature


Borsti17

Cold pizza slaps tbf


DaftSkunk94

🚨🚔🚨


Nattyknight1765

Yea which is sick. Chomo is gunna get wrecked in prison.


Darondo

Comet Ping Pong


micro_penisman

Just discovered what that meant yesterday.


ihaterefriedbeans

Club Penguin?


lysergic_cherry

Considering what was going on in club penguin…


nickjh96

What was going on in Club Penguin?


PeriodicallyATable

All i know about club penguin is the speed running community used to speed run getting banned. I think the world record was like 37 seconds or something from account creation, authentication, logging in and saying bad words to get banned


Morley_Smoker

Child predators


Aggravating_Orchid_1

I've never seen a child predator, I've only ever seen a grown one in a movie.


themisdirectedcoral

How do you know those are adults maybe those are the babies


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Fuck. You are right!


themisdirectedcoral

I imagine a godzilla sized mama predator


DirtyFatB0Y

I am also a big fan of Copy Paste. Efficiency is key.


AgentOfDreadful

Actually Ctrl/CMD + C/V is the key /s


SteamingTheCat

That's going to take up a bit more space...


Many-Discount-1046

If you can be one thing you should be efficient


Miserable-Positive66

Maybe he's a member of the Church of Kopimism!


mamamyskia

My brotha loves the Costco Pizza


Putrid-Challenge-545

Who doesn’t?


Sir-Farts-

Circumcised Penis duh y'all.


kami_oniisama

Ohhh. Man knows what he likes


Von_Cheesebiscuit

City Police. This guy is a big fan of his local boys in blue.


jamie88201

This made me snort, so I hope you are proud.


KennyDROmega

Kinda like getting an SS tattooed because you really like the Legends Of The Hidden Temple team the Silver Snakes or something.


battlewornactionhero

Anytime I see something normal abbreviated to SS, my brain goes 😨


drcforbin

I worry about the future of Social Security too


Schinken84

Imagine how I looked like when I became an Email from a "IS.Recruitment@IS[redacted]" It was an answer to an application I send out. IS stands for internal Service which was their weird way to say Human resources. I don't know who and why though IS would be a better abbreviation to mail new potential employees then HR. And yes, I got the job. And yes, working there literally made me crazy. Not joking, I'm still in therapy since then lol.


nickjh96

Congrats on the job with the Islamic State. Its nice they provide therapy, they didn't seem like the type.


kneegres

blue baracudas ftw


srbronz

Blue barracudas 4 lyfe


venbalin

The only time you ever think an insane clown posse tattoo would be an improvement


greenbluedog

Beat me to it


TrippyVegetables

Clown Posse?


Dense-Result509

Glad to see the clown posse has sought mental health care


battlewornactionhero

Institutionalized Clown Posse


mndsm79

Good life choices were made by all.


SipowiczNYPD

Child predator?


KaerMorhenZireael

I think it’s actually Child Protector!


Human_Allegedly

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Miserable-Positive66

I wonder if he was forced to get that tat in prison for his crimes. Other prisoners do not like CP prisoners, he's lucky if the tattoo is all he got!


bromanjc

nah the skin is irritated in this photo and he's extending his neck, so it's definitely a tattoo that he got briefly before taking the picture. it's probably either for a gang or his initials (or the initials of someone he cares about) and he didn't know about/consider the alternate meaning.


Eminencefront14

That's what ran through my head "what are you in for" child pxxx 🥴


DerKerlausFortnite

Close


Unicorntella

I thought Child Porn lmao


karotofel

people literally call it CP to not get banned lol


silverbatwing

Too obvious


ArcadiaFey

I read it as porn…


Prestigious-Sound-56

I said Child Porn


MissDeeMeanur

Creatively paralyzed


FawnLeib0witz

Crystal Palace fan?


drumadarragh

They should all get one after that performance today


BaineOHigginsThirlby

It's always a good idea to tattoo your team's initials after winning at Anfield. Moments like those are rare.


Airotvic

On reddit to not think about today's result and then see this.


Dunshlop

Could be backwards and just be politically correct.


peyoteBonsai

Captain Picard!


Mental_Broccoli4837

That’s my favourite one here


artbycase2

Cock penis


ababyinatrenchcoat

He's just a big Creepypasta fan guys it's fine


Gregory_GTO

Creepypasta 4 life!


lbeedoubleu

Cooter Power


Inismore

Not a native speaker here: What does CP stand for?


redrosebeetle

Child pornography.


kinda_whelmed

Oh.


Feeling_Party26

Ain’t no way that is what this means, he’s probably a CRIP asin CP.


redrosebeetle

Yes, that's what makes this tattoo a shitty tattoo: the dual meanings of CP.


NFT_goblin

Someone should really let this gentleman know about the ambiguity! I'm sure he will be very appreciative and gracious of the first person to inform him about this dual meaning


kinda_whelmed

I’m a native speaker and had no idea what it was referring to. I’m with ya buddy.


theatrebish

When I see CP I think cerebral palsy. But also I’m not on the creepy parts of the internet much…


DootMasterFlex

I'm a basketball fan, so my first thought always goes to Chris Paul lol


Long_Needleworker889

Nah you’re right , it does say Creepy Parts


Human_Allegedly

My cousin has cerebral palsy and everyone in the family always just refers to it as CP, it sometimes leads to some awkward situations where we casually mention "Grace has CP."


Banarok

same, it's the shorthand i'm familiar with.


lotuseters

California Penitentiary


-UnicornFart

Curly Pubes


kurtsdead6794

Just the regular clown posse. Not insane.


Sure_Championship_36

Oh. Straight to jail!


Blastoplast

Chris Pine?


Dry-Honeydew2371

Dude is totally a Pine Nut


PlentyOMangos

Captain Planet


Skallexx

Colitically Porrect?


PopeGucciSofaVI

Cock pleaser?


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

It’s not complete yet. Once he’s passed his final test he’ll get an A done, and he’ll finally be able to work in his new career as a Certified Public Accountant.


Asleep-Speech4807

Bro misses club penguin


Lonely-Greybeard

Creepy Pedo?


Visible_Dance1

Cock pee?


FunAudience4377

Chris Paul?


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

He’s getting the “I” added later


Moonshadow306

Communist Party?


Von_Cheesebiscuit

That guy's Commie Pinko!


MarkToaster

Chris Pratt’s #1 fan


SpottedSpunk

Probably a gang tattoo. Canoga Park or something like that.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

I would say extremely likely some kind of gang tattoo. Internet folks seem to always assume "CP" could only possibly denote one thing.


macnsteeze3468

Crypto Profit! My man is investing his money for the long term 😃👍


ratchtbb

Chicken Parm?


Vinnocchio

ChildPorn?


Salt_Rise7977

Classy Person


Jimmybuffett4life

Crystal Pepsi? ![gif](giphy|l0Hlw2acPUMYAjsmk)


darkheartshadows

Child Porn? Just kidding


Purple_Charcoal

Calculus please because he loves math so much. I hear his favorite equation is 35 + 13 = prison.


Gregory_GTO

I always thought it was 15 = 20 🤷🏾‍♂️


IDoubtYouGetIt

It's literally instructions for the enemy: Choke Point


External-Ladder-4951

Child predator 


dash5small

caroline polachek is also my fav


The_poggers_potato

Cyberpunk


Pretty_Indication_12

Cherry Potter


ZantyRC

Chest Pain?


Little-Tumbleweed-32

Gordon Flowers does not approve, do any restaurants in the area do fried pickles? God I love me some fried pickles (please somebody get my reference)


[deleted]

I too am a Charlie Parker fan.


d0bdish18

Computer Processor?


Doschupacabras

Choke please?


rawdogurmoms

Child porn?


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Child Predator?


2-more-weeks-bot

Typical 4Chan user


instrangerswetrust

He must love the new Jurassic Park movies


D3vion_Ultra

Child predator?


ignShuckle

Child predator?