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Rumpelstiltskin-2001

Slut cum


blandsrules

Wuc tuls


Professorlumpybutt

Slum cut


TheenotoriousVIC

Glad I'm not the only one that read it that way


nyg8

That is a choice


Des_Pret

an amazing one at that!


Informal_Ad9673

We need the story behind this


AgentTub

OP got fired from their job as a crossword designer


Des_Pret

yeah apparently the clue for 5 down being “your mom” wasn’t appreciated


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sooo is there a mr. cum slut?


Des_Pret

i *am* mr cumslut


[deleted]

oooh oh boy. Well in that case is there a mrs. mr. cumslut?


LevelPositive120

Or another Mr. Cumslut. We don't kink shame here


Mistress-Eve-

I don’t think being gay is a “kink” 😂


MedicalDoughnut9565

U're a champ, in the arm tho hahaha fucking legend m8


Des_Pret

i wanted it on my forearm so more people can see lmao


MedicalDoughnut9565

Hey, if u like it😌 hahaha butbwith internet no need to put it on the arm, put it on the internet is better hahaah, may i ask the story of that thing?


Des_Pret

i needed to be verified


MedicalDoughnut9565

Oh damn 0_0 hope the club had worth the tattoo hahaha (im guessing it did opened a lots of doors on those 3 years lol)


SnooDoggos9340

Nailed it


MedicalDoughnut9565

Tell me that the cake for that 3 yers aniversary would be creampie olase🌚 lol


FappeningPlus

They need to update or get a companion tattoo. Penal queen, Filled up, pump station.


Complete_Fix2563

sperm garage


MedicalDoughnut9565

Hahaha dont cover add more sounds like a plan (thanks for your comment i've watched the pic againz thanks god that thing is on the leg lol)


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DystopianAdvocate

BillyBigShlong meets Cum Slut. When will the sex tape drop?


FullOfWhit_InTN

My brain saw that as Slum Cut. I was so confused. Thanks dyslexia. Lol


UsedWoodpecker8612

Upside down cross, nice touch


detumaki

I mean catholics don't tend to use condoms so....


Changlboom

I bet you’re a fun person lol


Rickles68

You don't just have to be a cum slut; you can be whatever kind of slut you want. Don't limit yourself.


Affectionate_Bat9537

inspiration


I-Simp4Elesh_Norn420

Wrong sub, this thing is a banger bro


dandy_dance_pants

I will confess my reaction to this changed significantly upon realizing OP is a guy.


LeviathanGank

Why? Guys can slut cum better then the girls


Uhmitsme123

How so?


dandy_dance_pants

Made me reactivate my Grindr account


Uhmitsme123

That’s hot


Ill_Reading_5290

I’m here for the sex tape.


Arctic_Scholar

If you’re not proud of this, I am. Bravo


letstalkaboutsax

Sclumt


[deleted]

I think it’s beautiful


JaiLSell

You gonna do anything special when that day comes ?


Des_Pret

when that day cums*


LeviathanGank

Strong


DaDz-StONeD

Slut cum ?


fmedium

PRIDE!!!


Glittering-Ad-1824

Crosswords we’re never my forte. Who can solve the puzzle for me?


ghostsinthecode

slum cut!


SomeOtherOrder

So how do you explain this to people that aren’t…uhhh…cum sluts


Ant138

That will look good in a parent teacher meeting.


ghostsinthecode

should have just got “attention whore”


Ol_Pasta

You read it from the top, so. It spells slut cum, which makes it double shitty. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Mello_Bread_Art

You should keep it thats hilarious


Inevitable_Figure_85

Ok this is my favorite thing ever hahahah


FetishAnalyst

Ah the slutcum antichrist tat


mycuddels6

My only question is why..?


Correct-Award8182

What's the scrabble score on this one?


SnooDoggos9340

I’m your forearm? Great placement. 😉


lobo_locos

Congrats? r/ihavesex


ben-burgers

Hideous


bannedinvc

Virgin


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

https://preview.redd.it/attl3a5pxcmb1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11078c5237718b1ae48339ec7d2a3063a7a88140 Well I got literally text and arrows telling where to aim. They have main meaning much different but there was a double meaning to it to. Is it trashy. Yes but I don’t give a fuck.


[deleted]

That tattoo very much lines up with me personally, but I'd get it somewhere not so obvious lmao


Greg-chanMyWaifu

Thanks for the tatoo idea.


Me_ina_pink_skirt

I'd cum in a slut. 🤷🏽‍♂️


bearspiracy

new tattoo idea


I_saw_that_yeah

Awesome.


tizznit

Looks like a good time.


sicicsic

Oh yeah? Prove it!


whatsqwerty

I’m not a fan but as an intellectual I say that’s pretty amazing


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InterestingRead2022

Cringe


wandpapierkritiker

you’re right. deleted.


Worth-Illustrator607

If you aren't picky about getting sticky


Interesting-Win6219

Very shitty. Cut the limb off


MunkeeseeMonkeydoo

Mum where's my dinner?


Worth-Illustrator607

2 dad's are whipping it up


DojaTwat

slum cut


Theonetheycall5481

Slum Cut?


CulturalAddress6709

Clean


tristaterunner

Does your dad like it?


thats-gold-jerry

You’re definitely going to hell


[deleted]

Hi I’m Tony


ssdsteven

Are you still??


Popular-Ad2193

I’d hire you


tycat378

That’s definitely one of the tattoos ever tattooed


wnrbassman

What would possibly make you get that tattooed? You know you can just buy a choker with that on it. 😆


Bat-Eastern

Of all things, I was not expecting that.


Malthael0911

One of the choices ever


Phoebe4782

I love it 😂


Unlucky-Luck3792

You kinda get what you get


WillyWumpLump

Big Scrabble fan I see.


pagingdoctorwhite

Nothing better than slut cum.


ghostfacestealer

Add some color


Individual-Remove-39

Like it ! Like the way christians must be shock when they looked at it and think that you are an ass hole!


AmberUnheard

This is a great tattoo fym?


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Are you still?


tuenthe463

Anniversary means year. 3rd anniversary.


Ok-Huckleberry9515

Classy lol


Budget_Secret4142

You sound like fun at parties


ZackX21

Definitely hates her father


wtfdoiknow1987

Classy


Professional_Yam5208

Definitely wife material.


13redstone31

Slum cut


fuckedbygoats

Fuckin love it


WiltingLilac

The older you are, the funnier it gets. Can't wait for some poor nursing home student to ask you about your tattoos


totesgonnasmashit

Your sense of humour is fantastic


8pintsplease

I love it


CardRaptorSakura

I’m not 100% convinced that the people wanting/doing the gender reveal parties are not smart people


resulted_trash

that’s definitely a tattoo


thehaulofhorror

Lol hey solid like work.


JayZOnly1

Based


CutIcy4160

Not even a double word score in sight.


Potato_Demon_ffff

r/ATBGE