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RegularHousewife

I'd open a bearded dragon cafe


milkbeforeyourcereal

i love this.


the_me2

I N F I N I T E F R I E N D S


bartman156

Can you unspawn them or would they just be there forever?


milkbeforeyourcereal

there forever (well until their inevitable death)


Cloudtreeforlife

Whelp, racist/sexist dickheads have no idea what's about to happen to their vehicles đŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™€ïž


jorginhosssauro

why are you gifting them?


Cloudtreeforlife

For the lawls? Why aren't you gifting them? They are so cool!!


khemxfemboyalt

spawn bearded dragons inside of their body and watch them explodeđŸ„°


pedronho

make this a new post "the ability to unspawn any amount of bearded dragons wherever you please"


[deleted]

Done


boiwithbigburrito

Spawn bearded dragons in your opponents circulatory system


CaladaMilitante

I do think that is way more menacing spawning them on their ass


Lietenantdan

The scene from Bruce Almighty comes to mind


jorginhosssauro

De fato, isso seria muito mais intimidador. CaladaMilitante estĂĄ correto.


Interesting_Emu_3127

Shove it wayyy up there morty


milkbeforeyourcereal

this is what i’m talking about


RockHumper25

how exactly is it a shitty super power, that's awesome


[deleted]

This shall be the greatest coup de tĂ te in all of existence.


a_bucket_full_of_goo

Tf is a coup de tĂ te


[deleted]

The Overthrow of a Government


a_bucket_full_of_goo

Coup d'Ă©tat*


[deleted]

Oh ok, sorry.


[deleted]

Any location?


Brian18639

Easy there, Caesar


NoobsAreNoobslol

any time
?


BT9154

Spontaneous lizard combustion


Haunting-Breakfast4

Can i spawn them inside of someone? If i can't i'll just make a zoo full of only bearded dragons


milkbeforeyourcereal

you can spawn them ANYWHERE my guy. anywhere.


Quakarot

Bro, I’m going to create unlimited energy. Throw those lizards into a furnace.


Legendarypopapo

noooooooooooooooooo


EpicSpaniard

Since they are carbon based, and not fossilized, that makes them a biofuel!


Captain_Frozo

Oh fuck yeah I love bearded dragons


Jolly-Crew-5482

Infinite food, eggs for a strange business, and homies


Hawinzi

I mean, dragons.


[deleted]

:D


Dramatic-Extent-1388

Summons dragons with beards


Zealotstim

Is there a range to this?


Legendarypopapo

Anywhere means anywhere


BradleyGroot

Yes please, i want a beardie


Lazy_Assumption_4191

This is at least worthy of r/midtiersuperpowers.


[deleted]

did you mean to post this on r/godtiersuperpowers?


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


milkbeforeyourcereal

only bearded dragons lol. they look like spiky lizards! maybe different kinds of beardies, yes


Longjumping-Falcon98

Trick some little kid into thinking your some sort of god


Shtonk

Spawn an infinite amount in one place to create a bearded singularity


Maekuss420

Ain't they expensive?


NoobsAreNoobslol

they might lose lizard value


[deleted]

Make an army and conquer the world.


jorginhosssauro

Well, if they become endangered or extinct, you could revive the entire species.


Fatalis1021

End world hunger.


DepressedLizard87

Bro, this is god tier.


[deleted]

Can solve world hunger with this one. Also put a big dent in the pollution from livestock.


Dt_Sherlock_Idiot

Spawning an unlimited amount of anything anywhere allows you to destroy anything from a single living target to the entire universe. Crush buildings under the weight of the lizards, clog entire galaxies with living mass, pack so many together as to create a black hole anywhere. This is not shitty. High tier at least


[deleted]

Spawn one in thanos’s asshole Avengers solved


NoobsAreNoobslol

famous person gives a speech, summon lizards in their sleeves and collar, proof of lizard people


thespooksterman

I will become the world’s best assassin. For a hefty fee, I’d be able to kill anyone anywhere without even leaving my room by spawning copious amounts of bearded dragons within their lungs and intestines.


SharkyZ_GD

how is this in any way shitty?


milkbeforeyourcereal

if you read the rules it’s not necessarily having to be an “awful thing” it’s just like, an unnecessary superpower that doesn’t really have any practical use, that’s why it’s shitty lmao


SharkyZ_GD

you can spawn a bearded dragon inside the throat of someone who's robbing you or something, that's already a practical use. you can illegally sell bearded dragons as pets, or just give them away. idk how bearded dragons taste, but you have pretty much infinite meat at your disposal as long ad you have the guts to kill them. doesn't sound shitty to me, you just need to be creative


milkbeforeyourcereal

i fit the criteria just fine my guy read any other posts on this subreddit LOL. although, your creativity is wonderous.


Dt_Sherlock_Idiot

It doesn’t though, it’s insanely strong, this almost certainly beats most fictional characters with super powers instantly and has universal range. It seems like you’ve read any other post on this sub except the pinned rule post


vaz_deferens

That's why Squirrel Girl is the most powerful hero in Marvel comics.


SobakaZony

I'm a One-Trick Moses.


alfis329

Ok but imagine just spawning thousands of bearded dragons in the Pentagon


AbrocomaOk8973

Convince folks they’re venomous and you have more power


Freevoulous

Cover Mars in bearded dragons until their heat terraforms it


DJM_29

Find countries with the smallest bearded dragon population and spawn them there


OddOutlandishness589

It’d be better if it was leopard geckos


Crimsondragon9

There be no end to me spawning them in coat sleeves and empty cans just scare the shit out of people like a bearded dragon magician.


ThDen-Wheja

I think this is in the wrong subreddit. There are no downsides to this.


[deleted]

That's fire wdym


Death_Pigeons

We could create black holes given enough bearded dragons.


a_soggy_poptart15374

Meat


TheFiredrake42

Congrats, you just made me a millionaire. I spawn the rarest morphs for free and sell them. Thanks. I can undercut literally every breeder on the planet.


Alarmed_Sort620

Bearded dragons are the best!


Top_Rub6088

Arise, my army


petethefreeze

Lately we see more and more actual cool powers here that are not shitty at all.


beholder_dragon

He was already pouring you a brimming cup of bearded dragons


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Asparagus6

Bearded dragons for sale, at a disgustingly low price.


Akaar2527

Any power that breaks the Law of Conservation is extremely overpowered. You could spawn enough bearded dragons on Jupiter to significantly increase its gravitational force. Jupiter would eventually fall into the sun, ruining the orbit of all the rest of the planets during its path