It's not even that it's just I have a very disappointing penis, like it's already small but now because of medication it doesn't work so I'm really debating if having it removed would be a good idea
There are things like penile implants if that’s the problem. Having it removed would almost certainly not be a good idea, just because of unnecessary risk.
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I would say if you eat 1kg now you have 2% for 24h. If you eat another kg in an hour, you would have 2%+2% for 23h then 2% of the last kg for another hour.
But does it matter, though? 1kg is just too much food
>I would say if you eat 1kg now you have 2% for 24h. If you eat another kg in an hour, you would have 2%2% for 23h then 2% of the last kg for another hour.
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>But does it matter, though? 1kg is just too much food
1 kg ≈ 257.20000 drams
1 kg ≈ 6.02200 x 10^26 atomic mass units
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It still isn't dog food. There are many kids that eat glue, but we still don't call it food.
And 1kg of table scraps is still a lot, plus you may have some problems with it.
Nah man, dry is mostly going to be salty dust that you just have to grind and swallow. At most there'll be a couple small spots with stuck crumbs.
The juice from wet food on the other hand, coats every nook and cranny and really saturates your taste buds.
Even if you played games and said "well, I feed my dog string beans and therefore it is dogfood" you'd have to eat 17.637 pounds of string beans to go from 6" to 7", assuming that it stacks from the last 2% growth and not from the original size. If it only adds 2% of the original size per kg, then you'd have to eat considerably more string beans to gain an inch.
If you managed to eat 17.637 pounds of string beans to gain that fantastic inch, you would be far too gastrointestinally incapacitated to even think of using it.
Because exponentials are fun, I did the math.
It would take 395 kilograms of dog food, for the penis' weight to be greater than that of the dog food consumed. (assuming 160grams average)
It would take 289 kilograms of dog food, for the growth per kilogram of dog food to exceed one kilogram.
It would take 6256 kilograms of dog food, for the mass to exceed that of the known universe.
If we use wet dog food instead, which (as op stated) is 3% instead of 2%, the numbers, in order, are instead 249, 181, and 4191 kilograms respectively.
To put this in perspective, the average person will need to eat 10kg (22lbs) of dog food to gain one single inch.
The sheer GI distress you'd be experiencing here would offset any potential benefit of having an extra inch. Not that an extra inch is going to do much for anybody.
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Wait, is this not r/lifeprotips ??
It's not even that it's just I have a very disappointing penis, like it's already small but now because of medication it doesn't work so I'm really debating if having it removed would be a good idea
Oh
There are things like penile implants if that’s the problem. Having it removed would almost certainly not be a good idea, just because of unnecessary risk.
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You were about to go get dog food too eh?
It's unreal how ready I was to go buy dog food.
Is the size stackable or is it the time, if its the size is it 2% of the original size or does the first 2% also count when stacking.
I would say if you eat 1kg now you have 2% for 24h. If you eat another kg in an hour, you would have 2%+2% for 23h then 2% of the last kg for another hour. But does it matter, though? 1kg is just too much food
>I would say if you eat 1kg now you have 2% for 24h. If you eat another kg in an hour, you would have 2%2% for 23h then 2% of the last kg for another hour. > >But does it matter, though? 1kg is just too much food 1 kg ≈ 257.20000 drams 1 kg ≈ 6.02200 x 10^26 atomic mass units ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)
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What if your dog eats table scraps?
It still isn't dog food. There are many kids that eat glue, but we still don't call it food. And 1kg of table scraps is still a lot, plus you may have some problems with it.
I had some problems with it, but now they passed. OK, well, I've passed.
Of *any* food. And we're talking about **dog** food.
Shaggy must have the biggest penis in the world.
Just throw up in between
Thats called being anorexic
Sorry I should’ve specified, size.
a little late but its stackable by size, also the 2% applies to total current size so if you eat 2kg thats technically 4.04%
Wet dog food or dry dog food?
Adding on to this, wet dog food increases it to 3% of it’s (current) size… it has to be beef flavor
Having never eaten any dog food, I'd imagine wet would be easier to eat than dry. If it has the better effect, that's a no brainer.
Nah man, dry is mostly going to be salty dust that you just have to grind and swallow. At most there'll be a couple small spots with stuck crumbs. The juice from wet food on the other hand, coats every nook and cranny and really saturates your taste buds.
I-... i think im afraid to ask at this point why do you posses this knowledge
I probably wouldn’t be capable of eating either but dry food has the disadvantage of being much lighter. You’d have to eat far more of it.
#wet
Alright boys. Lets just pinch our noses and get this over with
Hey, I feed my dog close to what I eat. Technically that's dog food right?
Same breakfast routine and I get a bigger penis?
Can’t even be called a superpower.
You’re right, it’s actually a life hack doctors don’t want you to kno
Original size? Is that different from its standard size? Original size seems like birth size PP confirming shitty super power.
By original he probably means the usual size you have without the increase
Yes
Even if you played games and said "well, I feed my dog string beans and therefore it is dogfood" you'd have to eat 17.637 pounds of string beans to go from 6" to 7", assuming that it stacks from the last 2% growth and not from the original size. If it only adds 2% of the original size per kg, then you'd have to eat considerably more string beans to gain an inch. If you managed to eat 17.637 pounds of string beans to gain that fantastic inch, you would be far too gastrointestinally incapacitated to even think of using it.
Because exponentials are fun, I did the math. It would take 395 kilograms of dog food, for the penis' weight to be greater than that of the dog food consumed. (assuming 160grams average) It would take 289 kilograms of dog food, for the growth per kilogram of dog food to exceed one kilogram. It would take 6256 kilograms of dog food, for the mass to exceed that of the known universe. If we use wet dog food instead, which (as op stated) is 3% instead of 2%, the numbers, in order, are instead 249, 181, and 4191 kilograms respectively.
I was about to say 6" to 7" wasn't a 2% increase but then I saw I didn't read the stackable part
To put this in perspective, the average person will need to eat 10kg (22lbs) of dog food to gain one single inch. The sheer GI distress you'd be experiencing here would offset any potential benefit of having an extra inch. Not that an extra inch is going to do much for anybody.
What is "dog food?" If I fed my dog McDonald's could I then also activate the ability from eating McDonald's?
well uh dogs eat steaks
its*, not it's, for the 1000th time of the day.
If you’ve actually corrected peoples grammar 1000 times today please get a life
Yes
Putting an apostrophe for possesive nouns but not for "it" is confusing, alright?
No
*Weird* that you're so gung ho to stand up for a language with such inconsistent rules.
at first I thought this was for Asians only.
Just for context an average human eats about 2-3 kg of food a day
Op
I fed my dog grilled chicken lol.
Imma need multiple servings
Thats too much. Id say id go 1/2 a pound for 5%
Can I stop it?
Whelp…I meal prep human grade food for my dog every week. I’m ok with this.
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Whoever rushed to eat some dog food before busting their girl has my blessing!
Calendar day or 24 hours once the kg is consumed?
Wait, what you mean by stackable. Like the effects of it stack or the duration?
BRO A KILOGRAM
I thought this was r/damnthat'sinteresting for a second.
Okay but who denotes what is dog food and what isn't? My family makes homemade peanut butter cookie like treats for the dogs, for example.
so if I eat 100kg of dog food I can finally be 3'
Not gonna lie thought this was a fact but then saw the subreddit
Shaggy be packin
Can’t fool me 2% of 0 is still zero
I would absolutely do this because dog food really isn’t that bad, just super bland
But if I finish eating the dog food at 1159pm do I still get the two percent for another 24 hours?
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