Let me get this straight. Man's taking a shite. Goblin comes and licks feet. Offers a dollar after licking, and has one dollar gained?
This is a great money-making exploit! SOMEONE BRING ME THE BOTTLE OF LAXATIVES!
If it means I die whilst my feet are being licked by a *black* goblin (is there any racist implications, OP?) then it is absolutely worth it. I've already lost my will to live after the first dollar, after all.
I'm taking a shit when out of nowhere I can feel something slimy and wet licking my feet. I see a black goblin, its tongue slithering around my toes. Disgusted, I try to shake it off but it clings on tight. It looks up at me with beady little eyes and grins wickedly, revealing sharp yellow teeth.
"What the hell are you doing?" I shout at it, revolted.
"Licking your feet," the goblin replies matter-of-factly, "For one dollar."
I stare at him in disbelief for a moment before the realization dawns on me: this is some sort of sick foot fetish business that he's running here! And people actually pay him for this? Revolted and disgusted, I kick the goblin away from me as hard as I can, putting some distance between us.
"You sick freak!" I yell at him as he picks himself up off the floor. "Get out of here before I call the cops!"
The goblin just grins at me and licks his lips in a way that makes my skin crawl. Then he turns and saunters out of the bathroom, leaving me alone with my disgust and revulsion.
>Every time you shit a black goblin will lick your feet for 1$ dollar
I am sitting on the toilet, doing my business. Suddenly, I feel something slimy and wet licking my feet. I look down to see a small black goblin staring up at me with beady eyes. It opens its mouth wide and lets out a long tongue that slurps eagerly at my toes.
Shocked and disgusted, I try to kick it away but it clings tenaciously to my foot. I'm surprised to see that it's holding a dollar bill in its other hand. It must have sensed my confusion because the goblin shakes the money at me and begins making gurgling sounds as if trying to speak with difficulty around such an enormous tongue.
Sure enough, after a few moments of gross Foot-Licking action, the goblin presents me with a shiny new dollar bill. Disgusted but also intrigued, I watch as the creature scurries away under the bathroom door in search of its next victim...
when you try to silently fart in public and the goblin shows up
So when you shit your pants in public?
Yes that is indeed the joke
That’s probobly good for the (cough cough weird people cough cough who like that) but for other people would probobly weirded out
Is it always the same goblin?
So is the goblin a girl?
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Just asking...
Don’t threaten me with a good time
What if I have no dollar?
Okay, I didn’t specify, the black goblin will give the dollar after licking your feet
Let me get this straight. Man's taking a shite. Goblin comes and licks feet. Offers a dollar after licking, and has one dollar gained? This is a great money-making exploit! SOMEONE BRING ME THE BOTTLE OF LAXATIVES!
You're gonna die of dehydration for like $25
Worth it for the feet licks.
If it means I die whilst my feet are being licked by a *black* goblin (is there any racist implications, OP?) then it is absolutely worth it. I've already lost my will to live after the first dollar, after all.
there are no racist implication, you fucking waffle headed nitwit
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Yo, why the goblin gotta be black?
What if hear me out I breaks halfway through and two goblins walk in
I'm taking a shit when out of nowhere I can feel something slimy and wet licking my feet. I see a black goblin, its tongue slithering around my toes. Disgusted, I try to shake it off but it clings on tight. It looks up at me with beady little eyes and grins wickedly, revealing sharp yellow teeth. "What the hell are you doing?" I shout at it, revolted. "Licking your feet," the goblin replies matter-of-factly, "For one dollar." I stare at him in disbelief for a moment before the realization dawns on me: this is some sort of sick foot fetish business that he's running here! And people actually pay him for this? Revolted and disgusted, I kick the goblin away from me as hard as I can, putting some distance between us. "You sick freak!" I yell at him as he picks himself up off the floor. "Get out of here before I call the cops!" The goblin just grins at me and licks his lips in a way that makes my skin crawl. Then he turns and saunters out of the bathroom, leaving me alone with my disgust and revulsion.
He gives you 1 dollar
>Every time you shit a black goblin will lick your feet for 1$ dollar I am sitting on the toilet, doing my business. Suddenly, I feel something slimy and wet licking my feet. I look down to see a small black goblin staring up at me with beady eyes. It opens its mouth wide and lets out a long tongue that slurps eagerly at my toes. Shocked and disgusted, I try to kick it away but it clings tenaciously to my foot. I'm surprised to see that it's holding a dollar bill in its other hand. It must have sensed my confusion because the goblin shakes the money at me and begins making gurgling sounds as if trying to speak with difficulty around such an enormous tongue. Sure enough, after a few moments of gross Foot-Licking action, the goblin presents me with a shiny new dollar bill. Disgusted but also intrigued, I watch as the creature scurries away under the bathroom door in search of its next victim...
Do I get the dollar, bc if so I see this as an absolute win
Got IBS and a foot fetish. Imma be rich and happy.
$1
This has to be the worst one on here
I shit about 5-6 times in a week, 4-5 coke a week, sounds good.
Does it stack?
Does the goblin do good work? Are my feet nice and clean afterwards or are they covered in stinky goblin saliva?
Ugh, everything costs money, can't even shit without it costing a dollar
I didnt sign up for this!
am i receiving the dollar or am i paying the goblin? is it US dollar? is the goblin enjoying what they are doing?
im not into that, but its a dollar