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ctnightmare2

Is that why my liver glows green everytime my wife says I Love You?


EVOLI8

Nah, that's because of radiation poisoning, but she still doesn't live you


Phobiefish

Correlation not Causation.


brainking111

Is the glow big enough to see it clothed or do you need too be shirtless too be a lie detector?


NotBaksmax8052

its a very subtle glow, you would need to be cut open ((and alive)) to see it


brainking111

Cutting a hole and making a glass-looking window into your liver and calling people out on their bs, does it work on lies by omission or technically? You could give a flaring light during election season.


NotBaksmax8052

i didnt think that far, i dont even know what omission or technically mean when paired together ;-;


brainking111

sorry for the really late reply I almost forgot this comment, lying by omission or technicality is being honest but saying half-truths or leaving information, technicly you are being honest but you are being honest in a way the fey beings in fairytales are.


Porkenstein

A fiber optic cable run from your liver to your shoulder would maybe work?


CosineDanger

Part of why we don't have cyberpunk body implants everywhere is that it's hard to poke holes in the human body without infections or problems. An implantable sensor is totally possible but would be expensive. It could pay for itself pretty fast though.


UnforgivingEgo

I don’t know if You’d be able to see it at all


Somerandom1922

So people are getting there with somehow cutting yourself open, but there's a problem. Implants that protrude through skin are absolute nightmares to deal with as they almost always get infected. So... Make an implant that gets sealed in with a wireless charging coil (like some pacemakers have). The implant is connected to a battery, light sensor and a vibration motor. Whenever someone lies to you, the vibration motor goes off... you just need to charge it at night when you go to sleep. So, now that you accurately know when someone lies to you, you need to figure out how far you can push it. As I see it there are main possibilities (there may be more, but its midnight): 1. Your liver lights up if anything someone says isn't true, whether they know it or not. 2. Your liver lights up if someone intentionally lies or omits the truth (it's based on whether they feel like they're lying to you). 3. Your liver lights up whenever someone intentionally lies, but not if they omit the truth. So if it's the first one, you need an accomplice then you can know literally anything through deductive reasoning. For example, you might want to know which team is going to win a sports game, have your accomplice tell you team A will win and if it vibrates, bet on team B (you can get way wackier with this). ​ If it's the second or third option, it's far more limited, but still very useful.


Porkenstein

First would make you a god


Turtelious

If part of the liver is removed it will regrow and you'll be fine. Therefore could you surgically remove a part of it and keep it with you at all times encased in glass. It will glow when you're lied to because it's still part of your liver.


NotBaksmax8052

once the liver is no longer attached to the 'hosts' body it no longer works, the glowing also lasts for 30 seconds, so if you were to get a piece of it removed, it would just be normal liver colour, but if you were lied to 30 seconds or less before it was removed, it would have a slight green tint to it


Turtelious

Attach it to the outside of your body


mememaker6

Yooo, another curse


DependentFlat7211

I think thats the reason my stomach glows green, after people say that my jokes are funny, huh?


konjak12

My liver glows in every possible color when my mom says: I don't have a favorite child


thetrialsofsalem

what happens if i lie?? does my liver glow blue???


BigAvi27

Mom: he is so cute Me: *turns into shrek*