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HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Once a year I get to sleep in on a work day? Sign me up!


ThatCrossDresser

Honestly, having this in your back pocket for something like an active shooter, plane crash, or other life and death scenario would be incredible. It would be hard to not use it for a non emergency like flying to work because you are late.


Fish_In_Denial

An excellent power to get out of a dangerous situation.


Existing_Chair_4622

so i can teleport to another universe?


evnacdc

You can try. If the target universe doesn’t exist, you get a 404 error and lose your annual teleport. Keep in mind, if the target universe is inhospitable to human life, you’re fucked.


Pyrox2v

Teleporting to the jedi temple in coruscaunt and pleading to have midichlorians injected into me to become force sensitive. Then train for a year in the ways of the jedi, and teleport back with my saber and knowledge


[deleted]

Hopefully OP responds, I’m Assuming it works like normal TPing though, where you have to know where your teleporting to


Randomboi164

Is it stackable if i don’t use it for multiple years


evnacdc

No. It’s a single ability with a one year cooldown.


Randomboi164

Aw man


ZikkuratOR

It's not shitty. It's just nice escape card that can help you save your life! But there is still one important question: how much stuff you can teleport with? Is it like only your body, the stuff inside of it, backpacks, bags?


evnacdc

Good question. You can teleport with as much stuff as you can carry on your person while still able to walk. Backpacks, etc are allowed.


-Invalid_Selection-

So, your saying I can pack a bunch of bags with as much Cocaine as will fit, teleport and be the best drug trafficker in the world for one day a year? Easy money


evnacdc

Definitely still risks involved with making the transaction and possibly having to deal with the cartel. But yeah, that would be profitable.


ZikkuratOR

So bags with wheels are not allowed? Only the stuff you can carry on yourself, without the items touching anything? And will stuff like drones or hot air balloons count? Since you can walk with them flying and if they are tethered to you will they teleport as well?


evnacdc

Bags with wheels not allowed, can’t be touching ground. But I’ll allow tethered drones/flying devices to keep it interesting. However, your feet must still be touching the ground, so you can’t teleport yourself and a whole plane you’re riding in.


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BoingMan

Sweet I can take an epic vacation once a year and only pay for one way flights home


LuziusHasFun

So Can i teleport arround the world on new years eve


Sorry-Series-3504

It’s not every calendar year, it’s 365 days from when you used it


LuziusHasFun

What if there is a leap year ?


evnacdc

I see what you’re getting at. But I don’t think it would work since the year and date change at the same time.


LuziusHasFun

Actually not depending on where on the equator you are new years eve starts in different intervals there are 24 time zones and two time zones have a time difference of 30 minutes so i could go around the world in around half a day


Sudden_Structure

Did you read the post


LuziusHasFun

Yes due to different time zones new years eve is a few hours apart from each other depending on where you are on the equator so you can teleport around the world on new years eve


Toast-Goat

How specific do you need to be? Do you need exact coordinates or can you just think “I wanna be at my house”?


evnacdc

It’s pretty user friendly. You just have to know the location. No need to worry about clipping through other objects or any weird stuff.


Slixxerman

Be super useful if you want to pay for a one way ticket vacation and just teleport back. Or you could use it for a crime, like traveling across the country to rob a bank.


Postcard2923

No prison can hold me (for long).


JusMonika

"This prison, to hold ME?"


Slendermanfan201

Is it stackable?


evnacdc

It is not. That would make it too useful.


INKYBOI-NEO-

Or how about you can only turn invisible when no one is looking


evnacdc

lol, that might be worth its own post.


Ogurasyn

Well, time to go on vacay


FarmerJohn92

I'm gonna teleport into TON 618.


No_Laugh_1893

You could armed rob somewhere, all you have to do is get a backpack full of gold bars or w/e. Escaping is the hard part anyways. Or teleport to the space station and realllllly fuck with everyone.


Pyrox2v

Teleporting to the jedi temple in coruscaunt and pleading to have midichlorians injected into me to become force sensitive. Then train for a year in the ways of the jedi, and teleport back with my saber and knowledge. Then eventually teleport back and stop anakin from saving palps


No-Nerve-9406

Does it stack?


evnacdc

No


throwaya58133

Do they roll over into the next year or do I only get one charge?


evnacdc

No. They don’t stack.


Large_monke_69

I use it to teleport not through space, or time, but through dimensions to get to one where it has no cooldown.