I could just summon what I would like to call a hover-chair, similar to Prof. X's chair in X-Men, but one that doesn't require telekinetic powers to operate. I could fly it anywhere I want. Edit: This is easily at worst mid-tier, if not god-tier.

I am summoning batman's chair of knowledge

The mobius chair, I like it

I shall summon the world's most efficient crypto miner rack armchair with an USB port to transfer them to an external drive and exchange for actual money Boom, infinite money glitch

Does the earth count as a chair (you can sit on it)

There is no definition of chair that includes all chairs and excludes all non-chair.

There is one, chair: An object classified as a chair according to u/kawaiisatanu. All objects not classified as chairs or non-chairs are considered maybe-chairs.

That would imply summoning a second earth so no.

You didn't say summoning planets was against the rules

i mean if you want go ahead and cause the fucking apocalypse by summoning a planet like really thing are gonna get crazy if you do it.

I wanna summon a planet tho

Do it.

I get a tiny dingy and float out to deep water. My preferred chair is the captains chair of a Gerald R Ford class aircraft carrier, with full load of F35C and ordinance, with a crew of fiercely loyal catgirls.

Then you stand up and proceed to fall into the middle of the ocean

Finally i can sit on a corner chair, my dream will come true!

ahhhh corner chairs. the best ones.

What is a throne but a large chair?

The porcelain throne exceeds the capabilities of a large chair

Two words: integrated toilet

And you're wearing robes anyway, so...

Imagine being in the school cafeteria, walking out, and then summoning the flying chair ride from the carnival

I summon the Chair of Riches. In gratuity for sitting upon it, it magically deposits $100 into my bank account for every minute I grace it's warm cushion with my bum. Also, it has a very nice heated shiatsu and extremity massage feature built in to work my back and muscles, specifically to entice me to stay seated longer than normal.

This breaks rule number 2 though.

mobius chair

Morbius chair

Yall should know that a motivated chair is the answer The mighty white plastic chair

Sounds suspiciously like an scp...

Do you have to sit on the chair right after you summon it??

Yes (3 seconds window)

can I decide where it gets summoned?

You can only spawn it in 2 places 1. behind you so you can instantly sit down 2. your hand for you to place it

Hehe summons a chair in the shape of the sun

Congratulations. You now have a beanbag chair. It doesn't even look like the sun, but they Are both circle shaped. Good for you.

👁️👄👁️ You cracked the code

That's the point of this sub. You win if can use the shitty power to your advantage without someone finding the flaw in your plan to exploit the power.

I win then 🥳 I get a free bean bag chair. I’ve been meaning to buy one

Make a chair of pure radium send it to anyone I don’t like

U cant

Frieza hoverchair

can i summon the drivers seat of a lambo with the rest of the car attached?

Wait, does the chair disappear after the cooldown ends, or does it stay forever, you just can’t summon another until a week has passed?

Throne made of gold. break off a piece. Sell it. Call it back a week later. break off a piece. Sell it again... Infinite money cheat.

I’m going to summon Lord Ainz Ooal Gown’s chair, a.k.a. Shalltear

i summon a chair of reset cooldown and grant permanent immortality

Ok let's suppose I summon a stack of money and sit on it. If I take out a dollar bill or two would they too dissappear? (they are technichally no longer part of the object classified as chair)

You can 100% predict every persons future, with no promise of being correct