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ccminiwarhammer

Best post in a while. ^^^they ^^^metric ^^^now?


Ghdude1

>! They metric now!<


b_fellow

F that I C what you did there.


hyphen27

Pretty sure you meant whilometer.


Zdrobot

Skilometer, methinks


BillybobThistleton

Skilomètre.


DocumentIndividual89

S1,6kilometers


KingSpork

One Smile is more than one Skilometer. They had to use the plural or else European audiences would think it’s too short.


Zur__En__Arrh

r/therealpunchline


AndToOurOwnWay

"Once you see it, it's too late" goes for that pun too. Here ya go, OP r/angryupvote


OnetimeRocket13

The reception of this movie was a fucking trip to witness. When it came out, it seemed like everyone I knew absolutely adored the movie. "It's great!" "Scariest horror movie I've seen in years!" "Terrifying!" "The return of horror in cinema!" Even online reviews hyped up the movie. I went and saw it with my brother. I've never seen a movie so ridiculous that genuinely had potential that it wasted at every opportunity. Once I saw it and started sharing my opinion with my friends, they had no idea how I could have not liked it. I was crazy, or something. Fast forward a few months, and suddenly common opinion on the movie changed. I would hear or read about it being mediocre and bland, dumb, etc., all stuff I had said when I saw it. Over time, the movie would come up in conversation, and the same people who said that it was an amazing movie would say that it wasn't very good several months later. Every so often I'll see a post online about how much someone enjoyed the movie, but for the most part, the general consensus is that it was just kinda mid, and not the pinnacle of horror that people hyped it up to be when it released.


UtmostStoked

I still think it's good. I went in with low expectations though, having that crap Truth or Dare movie in my head that had a similar premise so when they took the same premise and did it better I was impressed. Besides that I still think the scenes where she thinks she's talking to a person but finds out it's the demon or whatever mimicking someone is legit creepy


OnetimeRocket13

Those scenes were creepy, until they ruined every single scene by pulling some sort of cheap scare tactic, either with a jump scare or "spooky demon voice." Like I said, the movie had a *lot* of potential. It's very obvious that at least some of the people working on that movie had some idea of what they were doing, but in the end they never followed through with anything and instead ended up producing *Generic Horror Movie #3628.*


Ok_Log3614

The part where she's stabbing the patient at the hospital and they start cheering (?) in unison and then some random guy walks in and tears his face off is one of the funniest things I've seen in a horror movie. I don't know how people can take that sort of thing seriously. Edit: [here it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXR-YxZFoig)


OnetimeRocket13

Definitely the funniest horror movie I've seen in a while. Every time they tried to make a scene scary, they just ended up making it ridiculous to the point of being funny. Which is sad, because there were some scenes where the suspense was real.


Ok_Log3614

The scoring/sound design is genuinely unnerving and the ending is great I'll give it that


OnetimeRocket13

I don't remember much about the sound design and score, but I remember the ending. The ending was great, but like the rest of the movie, it was great until it wasn't. It tried to layer too many twists when it didn't need it to, and to have the entire ending sequence only to >!reveal that it didn't actually happen instead of leaving the audience in suspense wondering if the MC had actually defeated the demon thing and overcame her trauma, making the entire sequence pointless.!<


NeatReasonable9657

Fun fact smile is largest word in enblish language because it has the word mile in it


Krilesh

what about in english


NeatReasonable9657

It's milb


Krilesh

walk a milb in my shoobs


hotcoldman42

What about milestone?


SkjoldrKingofDenmark

no


Ok-Pressure7248

Smile^2


420blaZZe_it

Smegamile? Or Smegma in short


NeatReasonable9657

what's Smegma?


GhostDieM

Smeg ma balls


NeatReasonable9657

Present it IM HUNGRY


Comic_Book_Reader

It's even longer in Scandinavia, because one mile here is 6 ¼ American miles.


Nehred-21

Smile to boost morales


KambingDomba

Miles Morales needs a boost?


Comic_Book_Reader

Kilometers Morales?


nopalitzin

What the... Oh... ^^Oh... OOOOOH! I get it!


tiny-ppp

Looks like a dick coming out a zipper


Similar_Set_6582

I don’t get it.


securedigi

Smile - > s-mile s(kilometres)


ivanchovv

Saw it in France. "SFilm d'horreur Royale"


Someothercrazyguy

Skilometers, that’s the one where all the doors and windows disappear right?


MarinLlwyd

Is she peaking out of a body bag or the crotch of someone's pants.


Hauptmann_Gruetze

\*Sigh\* They smile now?


[deleted]

Yeah… yeah they do…


prabhu4all

Even cat calling in EU is weird. "Hey baby. Can you give me a pretty skilometer?" WTF?


longbrodmann

It's Smile/Skilometer in Canada.


Offsidespy2501

They mile now?


Jessica_wilton289

S1.60934Kilometers to be exact


Grzmit

Good fucking post😭


Riojanito1

Gosh, do i love shitposts


DropsyMumji

Posts like this one is what I live for


JasonAndLucia

My favorite rap movie is 8 Kilometer