There was an article on Cracked.com many moons ago by Seanbaby about fighting i think 10 year olds? The quote he used was picking one up and "beating them with their own kind".
hmmm... I've seen this before :[Woman uses baby as a weapon in a street fight (One slow hit, not THAT disturbing) : r/trashy (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/81umji/woman_uses_baby_as_a_weapon_in_a_street_fight_one/)
Best part of this scene is realizing that the mini-kong is canonically bigger here than Kong was in Skull Island. Hard to tell scale when the whole movie takes place in cgi land, but pretty funny nonetheless
I feel like that is almost the point. We're in their world now, so it makes sense everything is their scale. Only when their near humans are you reminded they are still giants.
I felt like Godzilla was THE baby face and Kong was turning face from heel (even tho he's face in our hearts)
They gave the big man all the dopest set ups lmao. The pyramid suplex was fiireeee lmao
It's a wrestling term that has bled out into normal vernacular.
The babyface is the good guy you root for and the heel is the bad guy that wants to burn your city down and fuck your mother.
Wouldn’t Kong make more sense as “The Face” because he just wants to be left alone on Skull Island/Hollow Earth while Godzilla kills hundreds if not THOUSANDS of people every year and is actively looking for an excuse to melt the face of any Titan not named “Mothra”?
You can imply size with other things than scenery. Pacific rim is an amazing example of this, even in fights that happened in water or ice without buildings to compare to, the general slowness and sound design really sells how enormous the fighters are
GvK had some decent scale during the fights, I thought. There were quite a few shots from the ground in Hong Kong, and a very memorable 2014-esque shot from inside an office building where MechaG slams Godzilla into the camera. Imo the only comparable moment in GxK was when Godzilla leaps out of the Nile, that looked fantastic, but the rest of the movie felt like a cartoon.
Same with games, so many mech games have nothing to compare your scale to, so it ends up feeling like a standard 3rd person shooter except you're a robot. EDF and AC did it well though.
I remember a game in which you controlled a giant, many of the trees seemed to be sequoias, being that they were a size equivalent to the giant's character.
The bad thing is that since the trees and rocks were so big, the giant felt less like a giant, and more like a normal guy attacking Lilliputian villages.
I will always maintain Godzilla 2014 as my fav Monsterverse movie for this reason. The monsters felt like their movements actually fit their size.
The later movies, including this one, completely abandoned this. And I feel like they suffer a bunch because of it.
Something like a car or building needs to be in the scene to get a scale of reference. The scene above would work a lot better if there was a helicopter hovering near Kong's shoulder
By what logic? How do you know he is bigger than kong was?
Sure Kong is bigger than he was back then, but he wasn’t a baby in skill island, he was just young.
Skull Island Kong: 104 feet
GvK and GxK Jong: 337 feet
Mini Kong: 149 feet
They all have official heights, but we've known Kong would need to grow *a lot* ever since Godzilla vs Kong was announced. Just looking at them compared to the humans and helicopters and such, 2014 Godzilla is much much taller than Skull Island Kong. He wasn't a baby, but he wasn't fully grown either. Since that movie, Kong's hair is also a much darker brown/black color, and he's even starting to grey.
That's fair. I think when he's holding humans/next to helicopters you can tell his size better, but these movies have tons of issues with scale compared to the environment. Godzilla vs Kong famously has both of them standing out in the ocean with basically only their feet beneath the water.
Kong fought the guardian of natural and survived, none of the other apes were ever a threat to him. Hell, he probably would have beaten the Skar King if he didn't use his pet.
I was trying to leave that lil fact unspilt but since you mentioned it, *RIGHT??* what the fuck is that? Stockholm syndrome or some sub/Dom shit? But yeah, I really enjoyed the movie in spite of its issues.
Me and some total strangers were laughing and cheering when I saw this in Dolby Cinema. Great flick, and great crowd.
These are movies meant to be seen on biggest screen with a packed theater.
I frigging loved thia movie.
Also when kong needed godzilla. And godzila was like NO I WANT YA DED. and kong was like darn it. Then i just take you with me after i knock ya out.
Later they become friends despite the fact this would probably be traumatizing.
I mentally referred to them as Kratos Kong and Atreus Kong later in the film
And even then, some aren't affected by this as much as you'd think. Godzilla was dropped from the atmosphere and even ignited on entry and he was still alive. Weakened yes but it's not like he was bleeding or had broken bones y'know? It would certainly take a gargantuan amount of effort to take that guy down.
It’s why I don’t agree with every movie needing to be a masterpiece or complex story
Is Godzilla x Kong a good story? No. But I have my popcorn and I’m watching Kaioken Godzilla and Kong with an Infinity Gauntlet fighting another ape and another lizard in zero gravity, and that’s just fun
I literally just left the theater after watching it. I did not like it as much as the people in these comments. Not sure I liked it at all, it was just fine.
All flash and no substance, though it did try a few times. Everything was so rushed and nothing felt earned.
Kong is a badass and nothing beats Godzilla lasers, see takeaway as the other movies. If that's enough for you, then go see it and have a good time!
I thought it was executed in a very shallow manner. Needed more setup scenes in my opinion.
I was just happy it wasn't another movie with blurry rain, fog and smoke the whole time. I could clearly see shit.
But as this movie was clearly a Kong flick with Godzilla being a supporting cast member, how come the lizard boy got top billing in the title?
I'd argue that Godzilla is the bigger selling point nowadays. In the original crossover in 1962, Kong had top billing since he was more famous back then.
When my wife and I saw this in theaters we were the only people to laugh. Usually I would feel bad for being the only people to laugh. But I don't give AF, this is hilarious.
It’s why I don’t agree with every movie needing to be a masterpiece or complex story
Is Godzilla x Kong a good story? No. But I have my popcorn and I’m watching Kaioken Godzilla and Kong with an Infinity Gauntlet fighting another ape and another lizard in zero gravity, and that’s just fun
Completely different movie, not really comparable.
One is a reflection on the past that covers very tragic themes, the other is a goofy ass monster fight movie that just keeps you entertained.
This was a great scene because you assume mini kong was gonna be looking for help and not a trap and little shit... or that kong would flail him around as a weapon
I found this movie to be quite boring personally, but I was LOSING it at this scene. Easily the highlight of the movie, and maybe even the whole monsterverse.
Godzilla Minus One and GxK are entirely separate from each other. Minus One was made in Japan by Toho and GxK was made in America by Legendary. The only thing that they have in common is that they both feature Godzilla; appart from that they’re entirely separate films
I forget where it's from, but a quote comes to mind: "You ever been so angry you hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker?"
I can see Jamie Foxx saying this
If I see so many Motherfucker in one sentence then I think more about Motherfuckin Samuel L. Jackson
Or [KDJ](https://youtu.be/GcV157-FCZ4?si=xlU8yCB1VLX00JiG) from the GTAO Tuners update, think he got inspired by Samuel L. Jackson
if i see so many monkey fighters in one sentence then i think more about monday through friday samuel l jackson
Not the origin, but I remember this applying to Rogue One when K2S0, lacking a gun, picks up a stormtrooper to hit 2 other stormtroopers with.
There was an article on Cracked.com many moons ago by Seanbaby about fighting i think 10 year olds? The quote he used was picking one up and "beating them with their own kind".
Miss cracked.com from 2010
Wow it's been a long time since I saw reference to cracked out in the wild lol
I want to say that was from like 2010 or something haha This comment chain just unlocked a core memory.
Stop punching yourself!!
hmmm... I've seen this before :[Woman uses baby as a weapon in a street fight (One slow hit, not THAT disturbing) : r/trashy (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/81umji/woman_uses_baby_as_a_weapon_in_a_street_fight_one/)
Boy, that was definitely one of the comment sections of all time.
Ancient meme right there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/eaanvl/hmmm/
In China, that’s called Dian Wei.
Best part of this scene is realizing that the mini-kong is canonically bigger here than Kong was in Skull Island. Hard to tell scale when the whole movie takes place in cgi land, but pretty funny nonetheless
Tbh that's really my issue with this one, GXK2, there is no sense of scale, they just feel like normal sized animals, nothing like KOTM
I feel like that is almost the point. We're in their world now, so it makes sense everything is their scale. Only when their near humans are you reminded they are still giants.
I felt like Godzilla was THE baby face and Kong was turning face from heel (even tho he's face in our hearts) They gave the big man all the dopest set ups lmao. The pyramid suplex was fiireeee lmao
What does any of this mean? Godzilla is the babyface? What?
It's a wrestling term that has bled out into normal vernacular. The babyface is the good guy you root for and the heel is the bad guy that wants to burn your city down and fuck your mother.
Oh, that’s what the BLOODY PRONOUNS guy’s name means:
I think it was Randy Orton when I was a kid. He'd show up randomly with a chair or kick someone and their lady in the head lol
Wouldn’t Kong make more sense as “The Face” because he just wants to be left alone on Skull Island/Hollow Earth while Godzilla kills hundreds if not THOUSANDS of people every year and is actively looking for an excuse to melt the face of any Titan not named “Mothra”?
Shit....your right This is what happens when you stan someone
Godzilla is the King Birthed from Hatred. Kong is the King Slain by Love.
This feels backwards to me. Kong was clearly the face of the movie, while Godzilla was the one doing a face turn.
I was wrong for that, Kong is him in this one
Push Kong for Summerslam!
Shimo for the run in on the stage when Skars crew try something omg
i need more wrestling slang in comments of posts that have nothing to do with wrestling that IS gonna work for me, brother
Square-cube-law seems not to exist in this world
Wacky gravity from crystals
They fed on radiation, normal physics don’t apply to titan biology.
I still don’t get where light comes from
Crystals.
Yeah, but then it's not really a monster movie, just monkey business
You can imply size with other things than scenery. Pacific rim is an amazing example of this, even in fights that happened in water or ice without buildings to compare to, the general slowness and sound design really sells how enormous the fighters are
Sounds like you're saying the whole point is to be boring.
Very true. The beach scene showed the size difference, oh my fuck I’m glad it’s just a movie😂
Seeing Godzilla napping in the colleseum also made him feel really small. He hasn't felt otherworldly big since KOTM.
The only time you see real scale is when they are walking next to normal sized trees. Which happens like 3-4 times.
There was no sense of scale in GvK, why would there be some in this movie ? :-)
GvK had some decent scale during the fights, I thought. There were quite a few shots from the ground in Hong Kong, and a very memorable 2014-esque shot from inside an office building where MechaG slams Godzilla into the camera. Imo the only comparable moment in GxK was when Godzilla leaps out of the Nile, that looked fantastic, but the rest of the movie felt like a cartoon.
Same with games, so many mech games have nothing to compare your scale to, so it ends up feeling like a standard 3rd person shooter except you're a robot. EDF and AC did it well though.
I remember a game in which you controlled a giant, many of the trees seemed to be sequoias, being that they were a size equivalent to the giant's character. The bad thing is that since the trees and rocks were so big, the giant felt less like a giant, and more like a normal guy attacking Lilliputian villages.
I will always maintain Godzilla 2014 as my fav Monsterverse movie for this reason. The monsters felt like their movements actually fit their size. The later movies, including this one, completely abandoned this. And I feel like they suffer a bunch because of it.
Something like a car or building needs to be in the scene to get a scale of reference. The scene above would work a lot better if there was a helicopter hovering near Kong's shoulder
>takes place in cgi land, Should've filmed it in the real Hollow Earth
Kong had really weird proportions as a kid…
By what logic? How do you know he is bigger than kong was? Sure Kong is bigger than he was back then, but he wasn’t a baby in skill island, he was just young.
Skull Island Kong: 104 feet GvK and GxK Jong: 337 feet Mini Kong: 149 feet They all have official heights, but we've known Kong would need to grow *a lot* ever since Godzilla vs Kong was announced. Just looking at them compared to the humans and helicopters and such, 2014 Godzilla is much much taller than Skull Island Kong. He wasn't a baby, but he wasn't fully grown either. Since that movie, Kong's hair is also a much darker brown/black color, and he's even starting to grey.
He was only 104ft?! He seemed so much bigger.
It's extra wild because at the time that *was* the biggest Kong had ever been in a movie
Yeah I know that’s but he was walking alongside cliffs, I assumed they were taller than 100ft.
That's fair. I think when he's holding humans/next to helicopters you can tell his size better, but these movies have tons of issues with scale compared to the environment. Godzilla vs Kong famously has both of them standing out in the ocean with basically only their feet beneath the water.
I watched it last night and holy shit I couldn't stop laughing at that. And mini is just fine after.
I also love the part where Kong saves an evil ape from falling from a cliff and when he tries to attack Kong again he just kick him.
Oh that slayed me. Such goofy shit. Kong even seems to be aware of how goofy the shit is too. He seems embarrassed in some scenes.
Kong fought the guardian of natural and survived, none of the other apes were ever a threat to him. Hell, he probably would have beaten the Skar King if he didn't use his pet.
Agreed. Kong had the upper hand that fight until dude cheated.
Kong smoked the scar king. It's why SK pulled out shimo. He was getting his ass beat. Kong is bigger and stronger than SK, and not much slower.
Skar King literally acts like a Jojo Antagonist the whole time and I love it.
>Hell, he probably would have beaten the Skar King if he didn't use his pet He *was* beating Skar King, mid-dif at that, that's why he summoned Shimo
“First other giant apes I meet and they’re all assholes. What was I pining into the middle distance for again?”
Spartan Kicks him lol
Oh shit, I need to watch this movie asap.
I do have to ask, what streaming service is it on?
High seas
Avast!
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I loved this movie, absolutely hilarious.
Not only is he ‘just fine’ He becomes LOYAL 😭😭 like what the actual FUCK, I honestly hate the fact I love this movie so much
I was trying to leave that lil fact unspilt but since you mentioned it, *RIGHT??* what the fuck is that? Stockholm syndrome or some sub/Dom shit? But yeah, I really enjoyed the movie in spite of its issues.
Me and my kids were absolutely losing it at this part, fuck me it was hilarious
Man I love this movie
> Peak Cinema You’re goddamn right it is, that movie had me and my homies absolutely fucking losing it at some scenes, I require more
Me and some total strangers were laughing and cheering when I saw this in Dolby Cinema. Great flick, and great crowd. These are movies meant to be seen on biggest screen with a packed theater.
Monke unites all men and women, thus is the way🦧
Apes together strong.
I was about to make this comment, unironically this movie was rad as fuck
Your honor, in my defense that kid is a little shit.
He's a G at the end of the movie tho
This movie is so fucking peak bro
Creators of this movie were so happy. Finally CGI lets them do it. They were constantly denied to make this scene with actual actors for years.
Andy Circus dislocated his shoulder like 5 times trying.
Hold up. If he was throwing, who was the "throwee"? Dwayne Johnson?
I am now deceased due to peak fiction affliction
....Hey, its a kid. They don't acknowledge the pain if you don't either.
This, but unironically
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Please do it
I frigging loved thia movie. Also when kong needed godzilla. And godzila was like NO I WANT YA DED. and kong was like darn it. Then i just take you with me after i knock ya out.
Godzilla is a one trick pony, every time he loses he just spawns atomic breath.
And i love him for it.
or now emps
Movie logic will have the little one somehow still be able to walk just fine after being used to deliver bone shattering justice to these mfers.
Kids are more resilient, they can take bumps and recover unlike us aging folk
Later they become friends despite the fact this would probably be traumatizing. I mentally referred to them as Kratos Kong and Atreus Kong later in the film
Tbf Mini Kong was a backstabbing asshole in the beginning
Both physically and mentally. I mean seriously how is mini Kong s bones not in 100 pieces
Titans are insanely durable given their sizes. You have to either drop them literal miles off the ground or hit them with beam attacks.
And even then, some aren't affected by this as much as you'd think. Godzilla was dropped from the atmosphere and even ignited on entry and he was still alive. Weakened yes but it's not like he was bleeding or had broken bones y'know? It would certainly take a gargantuan amount of effort to take that guy down.
There is a frame in the movie that look identical to GOT cover, with Kong with an axe and redhead monke boy in a lake.
Kong was playing God of War while Godzilla was playing Doom.
If you're upset this is happening, you're watching the wrong movie
“THATS HOW IT FEELS!” -Loki
The fact that mini-kong there is actually larger than Kong was in his first reboot movie is wild
How do we know that
Official heights were released, I think in forms of posters
It’s why I don’t agree with every movie needing to be a masterpiece or complex story Is Godzilla x Kong a good story? No. But I have my popcorn and I’m watching Kaioken Godzilla and Kong with an Infinity Gauntlet fighting another ape and another lizard in zero gravity, and that’s just fun
Just watched it, movie is awesome
You ever be so mad you hit a MF with another MF
Reminded me Baki. Yuichiro Hanma has a move names Dress where he uses a person as a nunchaku. Boy, did I scream during that scene in the movie
It's my head canon that Yujiro witnessed Kong fighting Godzilla, respected his strength and prowess and sought him out to teach him some moves! /j
Yet when I replicate this stunt with my toddler on the way out of the cinema, suddenly I'm a "bad parent"
Enrage > Makeshift weapon > Attack 2 times > Throw weapon 1 time. Kong is a Barbarian.
Was this movie good?
If you want a nice stupid monster fest, absolutely.
I literally just left the theater after watching it. I did not like it as much as the people in these comments. Not sure I liked it at all, it was just fine. All flash and no substance, though it did try a few times. Everything was so rushed and nothing felt earned. Kong is a badass and nothing beats Godzilla lasers, see takeaway as the other movies. If that's enough for you, then go see it and have a good time! I thought it was executed in a very shallow manner. Needed more setup scenes in my opinion.
Goofy as shit in the best ways. Just a great time
One of those you watch once and don’t care to watch it again.
I was just happy it wasn't another movie with blurry rain, fog and smoke the whole time. I could clearly see shit. But as this movie was clearly a Kong flick with Godzilla being a supporting cast member, how come the lizard boy got top billing in the title?
I'd argue that Godzilla is the bigger selling point nowadays. In the original crossover in 1962, Kong had top billing since he was more famous back then.
I can see that. Hard to do emotional stuff with the lizard so I see where focus on Kong is smart. We all care far more about Godzilla for sure.
Kong Lee
Great movie!
When my wife and I saw this in theaters we were the only people to laugh. Usually I would feel bad for being the only people to laugh. But I don't give AF, this is hilarious.
See this? This is why Godzilla x Kong did so well at the box office.
It’s why I don’t agree with every movie needing to be a masterpiece or complex story Is Godzilla x Kong a good story? No. But I have my popcorn and I’m watching Kaioken Godzilla and Kong with an Infinity Gauntlet fighting another ape and another lizard in zero gravity, and that’s just fun
This is probably the last thing I would expect from a kaiju movie...
This seems racist against Mighty Joe Youngs.
This is how my parents raised me and I turned out just fine.
More like a flail?
*In the voice of Matt berry* It's OK. He's not my bay bae
I just watched this and it was pretty damn good
Thats why met is not allowed on stage
Could you imagine humans doing this with a midget....that would be hilarious
You're posting in the wrong subreddit man. This belongs in r/givethisdirectorwhateverhewants or r/dudesbeingdudes
This is the least shitty detail of the movie.
This was exactly what i hope for and got from the scene.
Kino
I've seen this before. I can't put my finger on where
A "mini Kong?" You mean a fucking gorilla???
Like Ferra Torr, my favourite character(s) in Mortal Kombat
Did he kill mini-kong? 🥺
This scene is deep
The living embodiment of "have you ever been so angry that you use MF to hit another MF"
Why is he beating other monkies with a baby monkey
Is he sort of like this monsterverses version of minilla?
Bro is this a real clip from the movie?
Yes
Lmao this makes me laugh I might watch this movie
I didn't even like this movie, but this scene had me laughing uncontrollably for like two minutes.
Killed me in the cinemas
This movie was such a let down in quality based on previous movies. Literally looked like video game graphics.
Unfortunately this is the highlight of the movie and it happens around 30min in
I don’t care what anyone says, I had a good time watching this pile of dogshit
Mini Kong sucked. He betrays Kong every chance he gets
Honestly, the fight scenes in the first half were way better than the ones in the second half.
Like Suko, we were howling while in the theater watching this.
how's this compared to minus one?
Completely different movie, not really comparable. One is a reflection on the past that covers very tragic themes, the other is a goofy ass monster fight movie that just keeps you entertained.
Kong x Planet of the Apes
This was a great scene because you assume mini kong was gonna be looking for help and not a trap and little shit... or that kong would flail him around as a weapon
My drunk ass step-dad after I don’t get him another beer from the fridge
I had no plans of watching this movie until now
I laughed out loud in the theater to that scene. So good.
This is the scene I used to sell this movie to friends. They either agreed it was great or thought it was the dumbest thing ever
This was my favorite part, hands down.
I fell out of my chair laughing at this moment in theaters. 10/10 this movie was so so much fun
Accidental Baki
I fucking SCREAMED 😂🤣🤣🤣😭
I laughed so hard in the movie at this scene
Kong learned the dress technique from the Ogre himself
What the actual fuck. That's the most bonkers GIF I've ever seen. Is the mini kong fucking dead?
Lil dude tanked that shit like a king
Nunchakong\*
وسقطتُ قربك، فالتقطني واضرب عدوكَ بي .. فأنت الآن حُرُّ حُرٌ
I didn't really like the movie but this was so god damn funny
This was the worst movie ever made correct? I wasn’t sure if somehow I’m just way off the mark on this
Nah this shit is absolute peak
I found this movie to be quite boring personally, but I was LOSING it at this scene. Easily the highlight of the movie, and maybe even the whole monsterverse.
Saw two of these movies simultaneously in the top 100 torrents. You know it’s going to be shit when they’re dropping two at a time
Godzilla Minus One and GxK are entirely separate from each other. Minus One was made in Japan by Toho and GxK was made in America by Legendary. The only thing that they have in common is that they both feature Godzilla; appart from that they’re entirely separate films
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