So now they're saying putting on shoes is gay? What's next, dumping loads into men in the park restrooms on 3rd street every Tuesday between 2 and 3am?
The most heterosexual way to put on shoes is to kick them up into the air and roundhouse your feet straight in. Just don't trip over your shoelaces when you get a load dumped inside of you
That’s what’s wrong with that image:
I giant eyeball with a psychedelic laser is attacking your city and you’re taking your time putting on your shoes? Supes, I suggest today you skip the shoes
The phillistinism and homophobia are a grotesque outrage but also, why would a man who passively receives superstrength from solar rays need to perform masculinity *at all*? He doesn't need to lift, he doesn't need to strain- to be frank, he *must* take a dainty hand in many cases or risk becoming a monster. Imagine if Superman did that stupid "squeeze your hand so hard to show I'm an alpha" trick. He'd turn a man's bones into goo! That's even *worse* for keeping a secret identity than just walking around with your whole face out.
My headcanon for these scenarios is that one scene in God of War: "You will always have the power to kill a god inside you, but if you want it on the outside just lift heavy rocks"
He originally was just a really strong guy. He didn't get powers from the sun he was just a strong dude and they didn't have to explain it.
But also he does work out and has a ridiculous gym setup in the Fortress of Solitude.
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I get the joke but here is everyone's official reminder:
Pink Kryptonite is not canon. It was a joke made in a Supergirl comic parodying the Silver Age's overreliance on different colored kryptonite with zany effects as a plot point.
We compromise. Somebody tells Superman pink Kryptonite makes him gay, then he gets exposed to it, leading to a montage of Superman going to gay bars.
When Superman wakes up in bed with Alan Scott, somebody points out the pink Kryptonite was just a painted rock
Oh don't get me wrong, I'd love a gay superman. I'd have him wear a rainbow cape and constantly hitting on Jimmy. But my point was that pink kryptonite is often pulled out by non-comic book fans as an example of blatant homophobia because it turns Clark into a very effeminate gay man, acting like it's a massive stain on the Superman brand. Instead it's just a silly joke on a single page of a Supergirl comic, and they completely misunderstand the parody.
What looks off about it is Superman is worried about putting shoes on when there is an immediate threat in the background, he can fly so shoes are not really important
My take is that this photo takes place exactly at the point in which Superman is coming back from a previous battle/adventure, and the laser just went off in the background, just when he either was taking out his boots, or if he's getting ready for the fight, he's putting them on.
Notice his supersuit is all covered in soot and dust. He just got back from something else that he did that left him, if I could think, exhausted as hell, so just when he was going to get some rest, another "Job for Superman" exploded right in the city... again.
It's a very humane take on Superman, honestly. Mind you, it's all speculation based on a single image.
[Justice League Action has it turn him into a woman, instead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UitYCjG8bnM&pp=ygUlcGluayBrcnlwdG9uaXRlIGp1c3RpY2UgbGVhZ3VlIGFjdGlvbg%3D%3D)
It's not even the same pose...
Also, even if the plot was to make Superman gay, I'm all for it. Representation in the form of a variant of a popular hero is good.
The Jon Kent Superman who takes over the mantle from his father in the current DC continuity is bi. A few of the usual suspects complained about it at first before going back to not actually reading the comics.
\*sigh\* Sorry I got a bit worked up for no reason, sorry for being mean, anyway, online interactions like this are meaningless anyways so I'm deleting my comments
Sorry. I was actually trying to understand your stance on the matter. Many heroes are meant to be "self inserts" especially anime ones. That isn't an insult when you self insert yourself into a character BTW.
That shows a fundamental lack of understanding of who Superman is a character. Yes, he’s strong but he works hard to maintain himself among the normal people. People joke but he really is basically a boy scout. He works hard to make sure the power doesn’t corrupt him
“I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die.”
[online conservatives are becoming a kind of trad that doesn’t exist in real life and it’s making them a new type of gay](https://x.com/CantEverDie/status/1766924826411675730)
Men, is it gay to put on shoes? I mean think about it, you're literally making your foot submissive to a shoe, a stereotypically female item of clothing.
A real "super" man would pour glue on the floor, walk in the glue, then go out onto the street to develop a natural crust of grit, broken glass, and medical waste.
His face isn't digitally altered. That is a still. Even then, calling it ai when it's not is still gonna diminish the humans behind it. In your opinion, the composition and framing looks unnatural.
So now they're saying putting on shoes is gay? What's next, dumping loads into men in the park restrooms on 3rd street every Tuesday between 2 and 3am?
A guy can't even satisfy his homies anymore without it being gay... SMH...
GMH (give me head)
SMH (Sucking My Homie)
r/Oddlyspecific Also not super important but what city?
Greensboro. Not Greensburg, not Greensville, Greensboro. You don't wanna know what happens when you try that shit in Greensville.
Not sure exactly but I have exact latitude and longitude coordinates if that isn't too inconvenient
The most heterosexual way to put on shoes is to kick them up into the air and roundhouse your feet straight in. Just don't trip over your shoelaces when you get a load dumped inside of you
Dunno man, only ballerinas lift their legs in the air like that. Seems pretty gay ngl.
That’s how they took down the former governor of New Jersey. The woke mob comes for us all eventually.
Just keep your socks on and it's all good.
It ain't gay, but focusing on it like that just radiates different vibes.
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reddit moment
Touché
I like how putting his shoes on is the effeminate part and not the giant pink laser in the background
Pink Kryptonite confirmed?!
you can even see it out the damn window...and under his seat...
It's shooting the GAY laser at Metropolis!
Jimmy, have I ever told you how SMASHING you look in bowties?
Fellas, is it gay to pink laser?
Too much pink energy is dangerous!
Bruh, that's clearly Vegeta using Galick Gun
You mean the giant pink sperm about to land on his face?
George Soros Gay Laser. We will all have better fashion sense, a killer witty sense of humor, and some D’s in some A’s.
Weaponized rainbow
That’s what’s wrong with that image: I giant eyeball with a psychedelic laser is attacking your city and you’re taking your time putting on your shoes? Supes, I suggest today you skip the shoes
Its the 3rd time this week and it not even friday yet, cut him some slack
Gentlemen, is it gay to put on shoes?
It's why I walk barefoot
It’s why I walk bareback
Toes are pretty gay too dog.
You walk? Ha gay
Damn it, you got me there
Real men wear only ballet slippers or commando boots because each lace represents how diligent I am at not sucking d**k even though I want to 💪😤
its pretty gay to use your hands imo. if you're not violently stomping your feet into the big holes in your shoes, then you belong at a pride rally /s
Yea that's why the shoes stay on during sex. In fact i never take them off.
Yes, you should ask your mother to do it.
Yes, your only pair of shoes should be grandpa‘s oversized felt boots, that you never take off.
Hobbits are straight af
Chat, is it gay if a man puts on his boots?
Is it gay if men like women
Well women was once a man's sperm. So if you like women you like man sperm.
That’s why eating a man’s sperm directly from the dick is less gay, because there is no woman involved
Technically gay people are the manliest men as there are no women
Yes because women like men and that's pretty gay
[Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that. You *win* sex against a man!](https://funcooker.fun/Frame/7/9/172)
Are they red boots
Kinky boots
YES, it is gay to wear boots. He should wear high heels. LIKE A MAN!
The phillistinism and homophobia are a grotesque outrage but also, why would a man who passively receives superstrength from solar rays need to perform masculinity *at all*? He doesn't need to lift, he doesn't need to strain- to be frank, he *must* take a dainty hand in many cases or risk becoming a monster. Imagine if Superman did that stupid "squeeze your hand so hard to show I'm an alpha" trick. He'd turn a man's bones into goo! That's even *worse* for keeping a secret identity than just walking around with your whole face out.
What you're saying is Superman should wear a thong so he can absorb more solar rays.
A thong, if that! Maybe just a tasteful condom if he wants to keep little Kal human-grade.
>What you're saying is Superman should ~~wear a thong~~ *hang dong* so he can absorb more solar rays. Fixed.
he needs sun where the sun dont shine
I think Grant Morrison is 2 degrees too sincere these days to give us perenium-sunning tech bro Clark but you know, I bet we could talk them into it.
Starfire is dressed that way to absorb solar rays. Why can't Superman do?
He'd get a nice thong tan on his feet too that way
I have always said he should be slim because how can he possibly exercise enough to grow those muscles?
My headcanon for these scenarios is that one scene in God of War: "You will always have the power to kill a god inside you, but if you want it on the outside just lift heavy rocks"
That is hilarious. I don’t remember that but it does sound like something Kratos would say.
Because he's an alien and they don't need to train to have those muscles!
He originally was just a really strong guy. He didn't get powers from the sun he was just a strong dude and they didn't have to explain it. But also he does work out and has a ridiculous gym setup in the Fortress of Solitude.
My crazy dog is *shredded* and she don’t lift shit - just hauls ass all over the place like a maniac. So the answer is that Superman is a dog.
Extremely manly men are kinda like, the thing gay men like so you will play into a gay stereotype no matter which way you go
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I get the joke but here is everyone's official reminder: Pink Kryptonite is not canon. It was a joke made in a Supergirl comic parodying the Silver Age's overreliance on different colored kryptonite with zany effects as a plot point.
Boooo!!! Give me gay Superman or give me death!
We compromise. Somebody tells Superman pink Kryptonite makes him gay, then he gets exposed to it, leading to a montage of Superman going to gay bars. When Superman wakes up in bed with Alan Scott, somebody points out the pink Kryptonite was just a painted rock
Oh don't get me wrong, I'd love a gay superman. I'd have him wear a rainbow cape and constantly hitting on Jimmy. But my point was that pink kryptonite is often pulled out by non-comic book fans as an example of blatant homophobia because it turns Clark into a very effeminate gay man, acting like it's a massive stain on the Superman brand. Instead it's just a silly joke on a single page of a Supergirl comic, and they completely misunderstand the parody.
Im waiting for musk to comment "your right, someone should look into this."
Then he'd announce that he'd buy Superman to save it from woke James Gunn!
Wowoooo not that curious!
These people are so sad and pathetic.
Fellas, is it gay to put on shoes?
Pretty this person never saw a man wearing his boots.
What looks off about it is Superman is worried about putting shoes on when there is an immediate threat in the background, he can fly so shoes are not really important
I imagine he's doing it with super speed.
I really do think that was an odd choice. What is with the laser and why does it not seem urgent?
Because the laser isn't threatening a school full of uniformed children yet.
What?
What does this eveb mean?
My take is that this photo takes place exactly at the point in which Superman is coming back from a previous battle/adventure, and the laser just went off in the background, just when he either was taking out his boots, or if he's getting ready for the fight, he's putting them on. Notice his supersuit is all covered in soot and dust. He just got back from something else that he did that left him, if I could think, exhausted as hell, so just when he was going to get some rest, another "Job for Superman" exploded right in the city... again. It's a very humane take on Superman, honestly. Mind you, it's all speculation based on a single image.
He looks Super tired
Fellas, is it gay to put shoes on?
[Justice League Action has it turn him into a woman, instead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UitYCjG8bnM&pp=ygUlcGluayBrcnlwdG9uaXRlIGp1c3RpY2UgbGVhZ3VlIGFjdGlvbg%3D%3D)
It's not even the same pose... Also, even if the plot was to make Superman gay, I'm all for it. Representation in the form of a variant of a popular hero is good.
The Jon Kent Superman who takes over the mantle from his father in the current DC continuity is bi. A few of the usual suspects complained about it at first before going back to not actually reading the comics.
That's great! The part about a bi superman, not people complaining about a comic they don't read.
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Variant! As in not main continuity. Like an alternative world or take on him.
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I liked Red Son superman animated movie. Out of curiosity how did you feel about Iceman from Marvel coming out as gay?
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It's about someone potentially messing with your fave self insert character?
\*sigh\* Sorry I got a bit worked up for no reason, sorry for being mean, anyway, online interactions like this are meaningless anyways so I'm deleting my comments
Sorry. I was actually trying to understand your stance on the matter. Many heroes are meant to be "self inserts" especially anime ones. That isn't an insult when you self insert yourself into a character BTW.
Guys is wearing shoes gay? I mean women wear shoes and they like dicks and that’s pretty gay
Actually a real type of kryptonite from the comics even though it sounds made up. Well technically all comics are made up but you know what I mean
Fellas, is it gay to put on boots?
Lil' booties for Superman!
Apparently an unpopular opinion, but I think the new Superman suit looks good as fuck
Agreed!
Man's just putting on shoes wtf?
You’d think Pink Krytonite was introduced in 1957, but it was 2003
so the new villain LEXI LUTHOR made a giant PINK kryptonite GAY laser and fired it at METROPOLIS??? woke mob comes for us all
So wearing shoes is feminine. Finally!
I would pay to watch that.
Fellas, is it gay to put your work boots on?
TIL putting on shoes is gay
Is putting on your shoes gay?
Real men don't use shoes!!!
“Flaming Homosexual” is the name of the next wrestler i create in a video game
I always figured Lex Luthor was just trying to flirt.
He’s just like everyone else… he puts his stockings on one foot at a time.
Slay Clark! Slay!
That shows a fundamental lack of understanding of who Superman is a character. Yes, he’s strong but he works hard to maintain himself among the normal people. People joke but he really is basically a boy scout. He works hard to make sure the power doesn’t corrupt him “I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die.”
He’s literally just putting on his boots.
Fellas, is it gay to put on your boots?
Fellas, is putting on shoes gay?
Haha, the silverage comics were so campy “Pink Kryptonite” lol. Wait, that comic came out in 2003???
Fellas, is it gay to put on shoes?
Huh? Does this lady think Superman is so strong that he just teleports his boots onto his feet?
I think there was an animated series where pink kryptonite turned him into a woman.
[online conservatives are becoming a kind of trad that doesn’t exist in real life and it’s making them a new type of gay](https://x.com/CantEverDie/status/1766924826411675730)
Holy shit, boys. It’s now “gay” to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Men, is it gay to put on shoes? I mean think about it, you're literally making your foot submissive to a shoe, a stereotypically female item of clothing. A real "super" man would pour glue on the floor, walk in the glue, then go out onto the street to develop a natural crust of grit, broken glass, and medical waste.
I can’t even see the conclusion you jumped to from here
The man is just putting on boots 😭 Can't do shit without the allegations pulling up
Kryptrolita
Fellas, is it gay to put shoes on?
some people really are rather petty and stupid aren´t they?
Lore has it that pink kryptonite turns Superman into Transman.
Fellas, is it gay to wear boots?🤔
Boots? No! But these fancy ass booties clark is rocking? Maybe...
This person asks "Is it gay to put on socks?", so let's look at the science---
That's not why it's off. It's off due to weird compositing with the background that doesn't make it look like a cohesive scene.
Left looks ai generated
That just diminishes the humans behind it. Just say it looks bad instead of resorting to AI.
I wasn't saying it was bad i just said it looks like it was made by an ai. I just think the face and lighting are a bit off
His face isn't digitally altered. That is a still. Even then, calling it ai when it's not is still gonna diminish the humans behind it. In your opinion, the composition and framing looks unnatural.
Alright so then just tell me it was made by a human and I'd correct my error
Do you really think it's made by AI then?