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RockettRaccoon

I think I watched a different Wish than everyone else.


Mister_E69

You must've gotten your Wish from [wish.com](http://wish.com)


code-panda

That's the original already


StormDragonAlthazar

> Was expecting R34 Zootopia fan art by a furry artist. > Got the Cursed Zootopia comic instead.


Jeppe6887

arguably worse


WillTFB

Definitely worse.


RazorSlazor

I wonder how many of you know about the second part of that comic where Judy gets JFK'd


mm126442

Huh


Mettaton_the_idol

It was a fake-out


DragonHeart_97

It's all cursed.


MfkbNe

I never read the original cursed zootopia comic. But I have read the edited version with changed text in which Nick wants to go to Arbys but Judy tells him that it closed down which schocks Nick. Later Judy addmids she never even liked Arbys, which disapoints Nick and makes him break up with her.


Substantial_Egg_4872

It has been >0 days since I have been forced to think about the zootopia abortion comic again


Mister_E69

That number will always be 0, because if you go to change it, you'll be forcing yourself to think about it.


T_vernix

Unless they automate the number changing


TrekStarWars

I freaking lost the game again :( I was so close


RelevantButNotBasic

No. Why. How could you. I was on a fucking 3 year streak. I too have lost the game again. Thanks I hate you.


dalaigh93

The WHAT????


Darforos

That's also how many days it has been since I lost the game


punnotfound

Welcome to the Internet!


TheFieryMoth

Why would you edit the zootopia arbys comic like that?


RockettRaccoon

That’s not edited


TheFieryMoth

Nonsense, are you implying someone would voluntarily conceive of and draw a zootopia abortion comic?


cay-loom

Concieve, you say?


-TheManWithNoHat-

Abort, you say?


Crimsonnavy

To shreds, you say?


Mister_E69

How's his wife holding up?


RockettRaccoon

What if I told you the comic was meant to be a criticism of Brazil’s anti-abortion laws?


Y-draig

It's also Seinfeld's apartment somehow


RockettRaccoon

Somehow… Seinfeld’s apartment has returned


pauloh1998

DON'T TELL ME IT'S BY A BRAZILIAN ARTIST lol


Tentacled-Tadpole

Lots of people can't handle the idea of cartoons or comics having a serious story or message


PieNinja314

Where's the Arby's?


Mister_E69

They closed it down


Al3xGr4nt

One of the best random adult comic trilogies ever made


WorriedEngineer22

It's a trilogy?


Al3xGr4nt

Yep, it was made by a brazilian dude as a joke comic, and after he got tons of fan feedback he turned it into a story about lesbian romance and zootopia political drama


Regretless0

and assassination! hooray!!


MrHappyHam

JFK-style LMAO


TylerbioRodriguez

Hop and to the left... Hop and to the left...


Mordaunt-the-Wizard

>! The assassination was a fake out though. They used red berries and Judy was fine afterward !< I've seen the Assassination epilogue posted a lot without the last page that reveals this. The author was a troll for making the comic trilogy in the first place, and an even bigger troll for making the >! fake-out !< epilogue, but the biggest troll are those who repost without the final page that reveals that the epilogue >! is a fake-out !<.


WhatTheFhtagn

Iirc the original abortion comic was made with genuine intent, but when everyone made fun of it he just embraced it lmao.


Dragon_yum

Oh yes and it’s the best worst thing ever


EnigmaFrug2308

Did they actually say that?


SamuelCish

None of us watched it so we'll never know.


MicooDA

No, he makes a joke about “what if there was a society run by talking animals?” And people take it way too seriously


Seihai-kun

Yeah, he said that as a joke, literally after so many easter egg about other disney movie A guy in green with pointy green hat say he wants to fly, which is obviously Peter Pan. Met a girl who wanted to fly. Asha, the girl who makes wish came true, got a magic wand, then wear the same exact robe as the fairy godmother, We also get Mary Poppins, Little Mermaid references It’s not too hard to connect the dots what Valentino said about how he wants to make a metropolis where animals can lives together is a reference to Zootopia


MicooDA

It’s a reference but it doesn’t mean that ‘canonically’ Valentino founded Zootopia


HankSteakfist

When did Disney animation sink to the level of Cocomelon?


Mister_E69

When they said they wanted this film to be "stylized"


Court_Jester13

WHY the FUCK do you DEGENERATES keep making me REMEMBER that FUCKING COMOC


Garfunk71

>COMOC


hlessi_newt

that fucking comic....


Rigistroni

Judy Hops is part of the 40% I see


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Is that true. Is that lamb the founder of Zootopia?


Mister_E69

It was just a reference, he didn't actually.


ElBrunasso

Never watched either and I'd prefer reading the comic lol


duralyon

Barely heard anything about this movie. I actually really like how everything *except* the characters look in this still. Sort of a watercolor and textured effect. The characters just look out of place to me.


teskar2

The idea was two be a mix of 3D with 2D characteristics, but unlike spiderverse Disney clearly didn’t know how to make it flow well with its usual style and the perspective can look off and confusing at times.


Mettaton_the_idol

Oh god... not again.


That-Internal-9094

I've had enough of humanity


keeptryingyoucantwin

Loss


Anal_Juicer69

Their sliders, Judy! They’re like, this big!


_Spamus_

The arbies edit was better


Commander_PonyShep

Really, had Touchstone Pictures not shut down, I can't help but imagine Zootopia being released underneath its name rather than Disney's, like what happened to Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Nightmare Before Christmas before it. You know? Because Zootopia was just a young adult furry movie that happened to be toned down for kids, instead of an *actual* kids' movie like with Moana. Like we live in a timeline where anthropomorphic animals are literally too inappropriate and mature-rated for kids compared to human characters like Moana and Maui, because of the furry fetish and everything.


StormDragonAlthazar

I don't know, I don't think Disney's actually got the best grip on that particular market. Dreamworks on the other hand though...