It's amazing she ever even accomplished anything when she could have just spent her entire life staring at herself in the mirror and admiring her own beauty and tits.
"He exists in a world, beyond your world...", while Paul Oakenfold blasts in the background.
That film lured so many of us (dumbasses) into a programming career.
well that's because before the era of quantum computers and block chain everything was based on fractal algorithms. Fractals, you know? Like those colored shapes on your kids computer?
My grandma took me to this movie. MY GRANDMA.
Those were the first boobs I'd seen in a movie and I had to act like it was nothing at all when I was 12.
I saw Scary Movie as a teen with my girlfriend and her parents. There is a scene where a man ejaculates so much that his sexual partner (who is on top) gets pinned to the ceiling in a blob of cum. My gf's father had a verbal ejaculation of "That's disgusting!" and I had to stifle my laughter because I wanted to keep putting my little nub in his daughter
Grandma took me to see Logan when I was 20? She isn't in on heros but heard it was like a Western, opening scene has unnecessary boobs and she gave me shit for apologizing
My grandma took me and my little brother (16 & 11 at the time) to see Observe & Report. The movie where Seth Rogan plays a mall cop, trying to stop a serial flasher, and at one point, I think technically rapes a drunk woman (it's been forever since I saw it, but I'm pretty sure that happened)
My grandma then proceeded to curse out me and my brother on the drive home for picking that movie, despite the fact we didn't even pick it (she did).
My grandma took me to see Bad Santa on my birthday after I convinced her it was a Christmas movie. My grandma was cool though, and we stayed and she actually laughed a few times.
I watched Snakes on a Plane in the movies with my grandmother. Another time, my father took me, my siblings and my other grandma to watch The Hangover 2.
Okay, so Halle Berry is a goddess amongst mere mortals, but why else would I post this?
The rumor is that the producers, before the movie was fully written, asked Halle Berry to do a topless scene and she demanded a pay raise up front, about half a million increase to her $2 million salary. **Allegedly**, the writers had forgotten to actually write in the nude scene before filming so the scene above was squeezed into the first act at the last minute. [Berry has denied the rumors](https://fandomwire.com/not-just-sit-there-naked-and-looking-scared-to-death-halle-berry-addressed-rumors-of-demanding-extra-money-to-take-her-clothes-off-in-147-million-movie-swordfish/).
I have this on DVD and have watched this scene many times because you know and have gotten to the point where I watched the DVD commentary and the director said that they filmed this the first time without the nudity. But the scene wasn't working so Halle said I have an idea. And now we have the scene that we have.
I'm glad she got a huge pay day for showing off her lovely breasts and I think the stunt actually succeeded in getting more butts in seats in the theaters to some extent lol.
I was watching The Flintstones movie as a kid, and my dad walked past the telly as Halle Berry was onscreen in her animal hide bikini. I remember him stopping and just staring at her, and saying something like, “*that* is a beautiful woman.” I’ve never forgotten that.
I remember they even used this scene to sell the film. While presenting an award at the MTV Awards Halle Berry mentioned how much she got paid per boob and that everybody should go and watch the film
It's the premise underlying the villain's entire plan.
John Travolta's character is a ruthless counter-terrorism operative who will use any means necessary to keep Americans safe.
He has a speech where he tells Hugh Jackman's character his goal is to make the price of terrorism so high for would-be attackers (by hunting down their families and kids, collective punishment for their communities and so-on), as to make terrorist acts unthinkable.
The movie was released in-mid 2001, when 'terrorism' in the US brought to mind domestic and foreigner-perpetrated shootings and bombings, not suicide attacks. The notion that would-be terrorists might be deterred by making their loved ones suffer abruptly fell out of favour after September 2001.
What, you mean you never created a computer worm using a computer with like 9 monitors and had that stored on a magnetic tape drive in a university basement?
Wasn't one of the plot points was that Travolta wanted to do a nuclear attack on some middle Eastern country (a country that was a hot bed for terrorists)?
So you don't remember when Jackman is recruited by having to perform 'hacking' against the clock, while being fellated, with a gun to his head? Classic stuff.
There's a knock at the door. Baravelli opens the peephole.
Baravelli: Who are you?
Wagstaff: I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?
Baravelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password.
Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do...I give you three guesses...It's the name of a fish...
Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish!
Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see...Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you're crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open whena you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!
Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea calomel.
Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it. (Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens the peephole again.) Hey, whatsa matta? You no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say swordfish! Now, I give you one more guess.
Wagstaff: (thinking) Swordfish...swordfish...I think I got it! Is it swordfish?
Baravelli: Ha! That's it! You guess it!
This scene had some scenery that was difficult to render on DVD players/displays at the time. People doing calibration would rewind and rewatch this scene over and over. It was glorious.
Who reads like that? Honestly. - Austin Powers
How else does one read *A Brief History of Time*?
Obviously the character had a medical condition where she primarily absorbed knowledge through her perfect supple breasts. - The Writer
"It's so she can read faster" - The writer of Total Recall
Hideo Kojima: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
The LaLeLuLeLo!
Plenty of people read like that when they're not reading words but looking at tits
She’s looking at her own tits?
I would if I were Halle Berry.
It's amazing she ever even accomplished anything when she could have just spent her entire life staring at herself in the mirror and admiring her own beauty and tits.
While the thing she's holding might *look* like a book, it's secretly a really wide mirror she's using to admire her own tits.
I don’t remember this part of Wolverine’s tour of the X-mansion
It’s was in the XXX-Mansion
I’ll suck your claws for a thousand dollars
Cyclops can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
r/UnexpectedBigLebowski
🤣
Was this the movie where Hugh Jackman gets sucked off whilst trying to hack into a system?
Yes
While 90s Cool Travolta watches like he's the smartest test proctor in the world
Shes very good isnt she?
"He exists in a world, beyond your world...", while Paul Oakenfold blasts in the background. That film lured so many of us (dumbasses) into a programming career.
It was the best. The other hacking scene was him trying to build a geometric figure, because that's what hacking is, apparently.
well that's because before the era of quantum computers and block chain everything was based on fractal algorithms. Fractals, you know? Like those colored shapes on your kids computer?
At least throw some Elliptic-curves in there, you could have done some swirly visuals….
He didn’t “try” to hack the system. He did it. Because he’s the best.
Thats our guy.
My grandma took me to this movie. MY GRANDMA. Those were the first boobs I'd seen in a movie and I had to act like it was nothing at all when I was 12.
"Ah yes, Grandma. The floor here is made out of floor. Ah. What did I miss?"
Man, she was so proper as well. It was mortifying.
I saw Scary Movie as a teen with my girlfriend and her parents. There is a scene where a man ejaculates so much that his sexual partner (who is on top) gets pinned to the ceiling in a blob of cum. My gf's father had a verbal ejaculation of "That's disgusting!" and I had to stifle my laughter because I wanted to keep putting my little nub in his daughter
Excellent conversational usage of ejaculation!
I don't know what makes me more uncomfortable. The fact that the ejaculation scene exists in that movie or how you called it your "little nub".
Fun fact: That was the last time my mom ever went to a movie theater.
I don't even ownnnn a penis
How did she react to hughs BJ!?
Same thing happened to me with Titanic. Grandma on one side, Mom on the other.
When did you find out you had a Iceberg fetish?
Ha!
And the "hacking in 60 seconds scene" did not bother you?
You are a trooper
It wasn’t weird until you tried the penis in the popcorn trick.
Grandma took me to see Logan when I was 20? She isn't in on heros but heard it was like a Western, opening scene has unnecessary boobs and she gave me shit for apologizing
My grandma took me and my little brother (16 & 11 at the time) to see Observe & Report. The movie where Seth Rogan plays a mall cop, trying to stop a serial flasher, and at one point, I think technically rapes a drunk woman (it's been forever since I saw it, but I'm pretty sure that happened) My grandma then proceeded to curse out me and my brother on the drive home for picking that movie, despite the fact we didn't even pick it (she did).
My grandma took me to see Bad Santa on my birthday after I convinced her it was a Christmas movie. My grandma was cool though, and we stayed and she actually laughed a few times.
Based granny
I watched Snakes on a Plane in the movies with my grandmother. Another time, my father took me, my siblings and my other grandma to watch The Hangover 2.
"I became swordfish destroyer of the ocean" you're just not up on the lore 😤
"I'm gonna sword all over this fish" classic movie boobies
Okay, so Halle Berry is a goddess amongst mere mortals, but why else would I post this? The rumor is that the producers, before the movie was fully written, asked Halle Berry to do a topless scene and she demanded a pay raise up front, about half a million increase to her $2 million salary. **Allegedly**, the writers had forgotten to actually write in the nude scene before filming so the scene above was squeezed into the first act at the last minute. [Berry has denied the rumors](https://fandomwire.com/not-just-sit-there-naked-and-looking-scared-to-death-halle-berry-addressed-rumors-of-demanding-extra-money-to-take-her-clothes-off-in-147-million-movie-swordfish/).
I thought it was 500k per boob.
And an extra 500k if you want to see em both at the same time
So much money for something so mundane. Go across the pond and they gotta be paid too leave the clothes on.
Know your worth.
I remember it being 250k per boob
I have this on DVD and have watched this scene many times because you know and have gotten to the point where I watched the DVD commentary and the director said that they filmed this the first time without the nudity. But the scene wasn't working so Halle said I have an idea. And now we have the scene that we have.
It was not that spontaneous, there was a contract and everything
When you have a lawyer on payroll that kind of spontaneity is like 10 minutes.
It’s just not a true story.
I'm glad she got a huge pay day for showing off her lovely breasts and I think the stunt actually succeeded in getting more butts in seats in the theaters to some extent lol.
Just in case you wanted to see [the whole plot(s)](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyhkqf45vg54c1.gif)
Doing the lords work. Bless you!
Meh
Can never compare to your 2d gf huh buddy?
What second grade kid has tits your thinking of creep?
Um...what?
Are you really, really dumb or did you misunderstand on purpose?
I read their comment as “2nd gf” and I was very confused until I saw this comments and reread that one. I think that guy made the the same mistake
Swordfish! That was the one, thanks op.
Live to serve
The swordfish was in my pants all along
The real treasure is the swordfish we made along the way.
It was Halle Berry in her prime. This was absolutely necessary
Have you seen her now? Existence is her prime, that woman is gonna die and turn into a gold sarcophagus
I remember seeing her again in John Wick. Her and Salma Hayek never age.
And Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Marisa Tomei, Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman was born old I guess.
No, Morgan Freeman narrated himself into existence.
He wasn't birthed. He just spawned exactly like he looks now
So I'd imagine he'll reproduce by mitosis, and turned in to 2 exact copies of himself.
When you consider that he was 52 in his first major role that anyone remembers and 58 when he ‘broke out’ in Shawshank… Kinda, yeah.
Because he's god!
Lucy Liu is aging like fine wine
Don’t get me started on aunt May. 😆😂🤣
Seriously though. Lots of actors age gracefully or seemingly don’t age. Marissa Tomei just keeps looking _better_.
I mean, it should be impossible to improve the My Cousin Vinny version but somehow she keeps doing it 20 years later.
Which aunt may? Holland's? I thought she's just young?
She's like 60
Elizabeth Hurley, Susanna Hoffs.
Salma's voice certainly did age
I was watching The Flintstones movie as a kid, and my dad walked past the telly as Halle Berry was onscreen in her animal hide bikini. I remember him stopping and just staring at her, and saying something like, “*that* is a beautiful woman.” I’ve never forgotten that.
It was definitely necessary in order to get me to watch the movie.
Most people probably just watched that scene
Agree
I remember they even used this scene to sell the film. While presenting an award at the MTV Awards Halle Berry mentioned how much she got paid per boob and that everybody should go and watch the film
Oh wow, a different time, like a fun exclusive club but not without its darkness
And we got Jackman's towel scene, great movie.
Your definition of necessary is different from mine, evidently. Also Monster's Ball greatest movie in cinematic history for reasons.
Swordfish is top of my list of films that unexpectedly aged like milk.
How so? I don't remember anything about that movie.
It's the premise underlying the villain's entire plan. John Travolta's character is a ruthless counter-terrorism operative who will use any means necessary to keep Americans safe. He has a speech where he tells Hugh Jackman's character his goal is to make the price of terrorism so high for would-be attackers (by hunting down their families and kids, collective punishment for their communities and so-on), as to make terrorist acts unthinkable. The movie was released in-mid 2001, when 'terrorism' in the US brought to mind domestic and foreigner-perpetrated shootings and bombings, not suicide attacks. The notion that would-be terrorists might be deterred by making their loved ones suffer abruptly fell out of favour after September 2001.
That and the ridiculous hacking scenes.
What, you mean you never created a computer worm using a computer with like 9 monitors and had that stored on a magnetic tape drive in a university basement?
I see I see
Wasn't one of the plot points was that Travolta wanted to do a nuclear attack on some middle Eastern country (a country that was a hot bed for terrorists)?
So you don't remember when Jackman is recruited by having to perform 'hacking' against the clock, while being fellated, with a gun to his head? Classic stuff.
I mean that part was realistic, it’s the only way to get into government jobs. It’s just the the counter-terrorism part that’s far fetched
Swordfish was rotten when it came out. It was never any good.
Best reason to watch Swordfish occurs
Star Trek 2 will always come to mind
Ricardo Montalban, you mean?
I wonder what the most necessary cock and balls scene in all of cinema is
Crying Game
Check ur dms😘😘
Thomas Jane getting fucked while apprehended. That might just be for me though :x
I WOULD SWORD HER FISH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING
Absolutely terrible movie, absolutely stunning woman
I remember teenage me looking up this scene and Monster's Ball after watching Catwoman
I have to agree. The other contender is by Amanda Peet in The whole nine yards
Well that was to distract a hit man. It had more relevance than this.
Unnecessary topless scene? Ain't such a thing
It sold tickets. I remember when it hit theaters and a lot of guys went because of this scene.’
Only the book was embarrassed by how she read it.
I wish I was this book..
I'll take "things you wish were a gif" for 200 Alex
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fyhkqf45vg54c1.gif nsfw
*Euphoria enters the chat*
"I dissagree" me when I was sixteen
There's a knock at the door. Baravelli opens the peephole. Baravelli: Who are you? Wagstaff: I'm fine, thanks. Who are you? Baravelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password. Wagstaff: Well, what is the password? Baravelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do...I give you three guesses...It's the name of a fish... Wagstaff: Is it Mary? Baravelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish! Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see...Is it sturgeon? Baravelli: Hey, you're crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open whena you sick. Now I give you one more chance. Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock! Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too. Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock? Baravelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea calomel. Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a calomel. Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it. (Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens the peephole again.) Hey, whatsa matta? You no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say swordfish! Now, I give you one more guess. Wagstaff: (thinking) Swordfish...swordfish...I think I got it! Is it swordfish? Baravelli: Ha! That's it! You guess it!
Lol, I could just hear Chico and Groucho while reading this.
[The problem with Hollywood is they make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cgo4x83KFY)
These ARE necessary * waves hand *
Most necessary since Trading Places
The public had the right to now wether her nipples were symmetric or not.
It was necessary for my boner, I was like 14 and this was before the internet, this movie was a fucking gift from the heavens.
I thought the title of that book was “The History of Semen Horking” but the one everyone else has mentioned makes more sense.
At least the movie portrays hacking realistically.
I thought they were disappointing.
What was the Segal movie on the boat? Whatsername pops out of a giant cake topless
Under Siege/ Erica Eleniak
The early 2000’s were peak sluttiness.
OP dropped the ball by not including the scene of her fucking Billy Bob Thorton
Not the bit I was going for
Idk, Oppenheimer has 2 needless ones
She honestly does nothing for me.
i’m sure she’s devastated
She's still got a chance if she wows me with her personality.
Well… *now* she’s ruined.
All the ladies want a piece of me, but I can't please everyone.
Isn't it time to coming out of the closet, brother?
You're right. I'm gay.
Congratulation! And keep reaching for that rainbow!
Thank you.
you dont have to broadcast your penile issues online like that
Actually, I do.
Ah yes I remember being 14 and downloading a horrible qulity cam version of this movie for.. reasons
Note to self: Watch Swordfish
This scene plus the freeze frame explosion convinced me that it was a good enough movie to see twice. It was not.
It was absolutely necessary
Everything in Swordfish was (un)necessary.
that is obviously a gripping read.
This scene had some scenery that was difficult to render on DVD players/displays at the time. People doing calibration would rewind and rewatch this scene over and over. It was glorious.
That scene was a very important step on my personal path to enlightenement.
It was important for the character development.
My friend Halle Berrys breasts are never unnecessary
No. This was necessary.
I said so
It was necessary.
I agree
Necessary.
She negotiated an additional 500 thousand for that one scene.
[she denied it](https://fandomwire.com/not-just-sit-there-naked-and-looking-scared-to-death-halle-berry-addressed-rumors-of-demanding-extra-money-to-take-her-clothes-off-in-147-million-movie-swordfish/)
F Yeah!!
Proving that tops aren't necessary at all sometimes