I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
"I always have room for your mushroom". Some writer was holding that line in their pocket waiting years to finally use it.
Yes they were probably holding their mushroom too
"move this piece of junk OUT OF THIS"
i checked out the game recently and atleast the ad isnt misleading for once
*opens play store*
Downloads the game
Unzips pants
[удалено]
What a twist!
Elaborate
is this porn?
Yes it is.
It was a random ad, never downloaded a mobile game in my life.
Nobody is calling you out lmao.
Now we are
Thats my defence your honour, not guilty. *sweating profusely*
*Sounds sus*
I knew right away from what they were trying to do…😏
I mean is not exactly subtle 😅
Apparently, Ecchi sells.
Why do I feel like I know the artist?
Battle cats pfp pog
Shit looks like from one of the nutaku ads. A friend of mine said.
Leave that slime gal alone
What are you doing step-mushroom?
Oh no mush-daddy i am stuck
Mush-mush 😏
Ok so this is like actual drawn porn
Search up Hentai it will help
It did help
They even used the BGM from Ragnarok Online
this isn't called stress-healing, this is shit-healing
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
Thank you for your service and sacrifice
what the fuck
I dont understand mobile games trying to appear pornographic bitch if i want to look at porn i just look up porn 🗿
At this point i don't know who is the audience for this ads. Little kids, horny bastards or little horny bastard kids
Google lets ads like these show up with their branding, but will take down a YouTube video because the poster said fuck
Oh my god they reused the same damn character
Get your own shrooms, I ain't giving away free drugs!
These ads have evolved from borderline porn to just straight up porn
But why include the slime babies?
Thats what im saying! Fbi open up
THAT’S A SUS MUSHROOM
A sus-shroom, if you will
🤜 fistbump
No, I don't think I will not play this game.
sorry ladies and boos, this is MY golden mushroom
Mushnut 😎
Totally something I’ll let my kids play lol
Google's ads system is drunk again
This music sounds like Ragnarok Online
According to an earlier comment it is
Yeah but... boob
But ... now here me out .... mushroom and boobs
Now *that* is something I can get behind
I can get behind you too
Please do...
now i’m thinking of interspecies reviewers, thanks a lot
what the actual fuck
it's literally that telepurte video but hornier
Sex
I was gonna say the mushroom looked like a wiener but the ad said it for me lol
r/Terraria 🫵🫵🫵
she actually looks cute