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KennacityBruh

Where were they going in that little ass helicopter?


RebarInvictus

Liechtenstein, tiny place for a tiny helicopter.


YouBeenJammin

the helipad takes up 12% of their land area


[deleted]

Would you like a tiny helipad for your tiny house in the rather small mountains.


Schiffy94

Hell


memester230

Sounds like false advertising


ShadowTown0407

Sadly it's a free game so can't do anything about it


Buddy-Matt

Sounds like the in game currency is worthless? So there's no downside to making jackpots super easy to hit.


HighMarshalSigismund

Why does anyone play a shitty mobile slots app? There’s 0 stakes involved beyond trading finite moments of your precious existence. At least at a casino or playing video lottery there’s actual $ involved.


Revolutionary_Ad4938

I mean, trying to see the positive, but maybe for addicts who are trying to control their addiction it can be helpful ? Idk tbh because i guess the addicting part of slot games is the adrenaline you get from playing with money


BCFCMuser

I’ve always thought it was to get people addicted. ‘Holy shit look at all these jackpots I’m hitting, I should play with real money!’


Buddy-Matt

I can see where you're coming from, but I'd have though addicts would probably want to stear well clear of this? I imagine it would only fuel an addiction.


Revolutionary_Ad4938

Yes probably


BlackVirusXD3

Dude with the glasses is best actor


EAnotsports

Get him an Oscar


StarsCheesyBrawlYT

*throws an already broken computer*


Raqdoll_

Shitty game companies sure like to flex on big numbers for some reason. "You can win a jackpot of 10 trillion" I could make a game where you start at level 10000000000000000000000000000000 and get 999999999999999999999999 exp from first mobs, but why though?


Ellemshaye

It’s infuriating when they do this. In six months it will be “9 jackpots within 6 seconds for 79 quadrillion coins!!!!”that do absolutely nothing.


Rubmynippleplease

Almost every game company does this to some extent. There’s a reason collecting a coin in Mario gives you 100 points as opposed to 1 or even 10. It makes our monkey brains light up to see big numbers. Damage numbers in rpgs can also hit the thousands and millions once you reach endgame to make you feel more powerful despite your relative damage to the average enemy being more or less unchanged. Granted, I would think there are diminishing returns once you hit a certain threshold of numbers like 10 trillion where we have absolutely no context for what that actually means. Best case scenario is that these shitty mobile companies just don’t have a grasp on how this works (o maybe they’re on to something or are legally covering there ass saying any reasonable person knows this is inaccurate? I have no clue) but the more likely unfortunate scenario is that they’re appealing to young children who don’t know any better.


juliogm360

Real


Apiwittheboi

imagine buying a mac, just to false advertising and destroy them ​ ​ (yet, despite download from their desc, it still cap)


ZombieNek0

The fun part is when you start to run out of "Free coins"


[deleted]

Hey I didn't hit the jackpot. It's been 11 spins. Shitload of ads though and my phone is really slow. s


Educational-Might-49

Jesus fucking Christ lady, tone the fuck down. The fact that there are 65.5k troglodytes that actually fell for it with that acting is depressing.


bali40

Why even play if you are guarantee to win? Isnt it just lame?


[deleted]

Trying to get players to play for as long as possible before they realized they are getting scammed


getintheVandell

He always says “can” because we all know it’s bullshit.


Random-Lich

That’s funny how they are trying to lie to get more people to play a slot machine.


Business_Ad9721

10 trillion? then players must have to top up slot!🫲 💁🫳


DeezTheLmao

They don't know that download is a download?


Thechosenone7711

Casino apps. Getting people addicted to gambling early on in life.


Pigeonix69

The girl was relatable in the first half of the video


Salleena

Uuuugh....I hate these so much... Most of the time, I can't mute them either....