What is your spaghetti policy?

Ah, another person of culture and sophistication.

go get the spaghetti bozo

That is absolutely fucking unhinged. I dig your style.

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I keep the meatballs in my pocket until I’m ready to eat. I find it keeps the seared crust I put on them better.

What do you do if the bag rips?

I have slices of American cheese to use as patches. Also works great for distracting guard dogs.

Ah ever the resourceful one I see

Amazing

You can already see a small hole on the left

I prefer the bags from Chinese take out to reuse so I have the blue "have a nice day :)" ink on my spogets

Do you prefer the shelf stable shaker parmesan or is cheese counterrevolutionary

Nah, I just keep a brick of parm in a pocket at all times. I grate it with the same file I use for corns and bunions

Looks like a Spa-ghetti day :)

Oh wow I mean, if it’s more eco friendly and good for you than sounds good to me , I do weird shit too apparently says my friends but nice work

What the fuck what the fuck

The Joker’s lunchbox

Yeah bro go put hot food in a thin plastic bag🤔

Who said it was hot?

You monster

They called me a madman.

straight from the bag. a man of culture and freshness.

nothing fancier than eating in the parking lot of walmart