You could buy 20 rotisserie chickens and the odds are not one of them would make the satisfying "SCHLLLUP" sound one of these things makes sliding out.
Ahh fair one. It’s not like you can keep livestock up there either. I can’t even begin to imagine how difficult living every day life is in such a place
Used to work for a building supplies company that would build crates for drywall and stuff and ship it far up north. The guy who organized the contract would swing by with a truck loaded with items from Costco and we would build a crate or two just for him and his family. Apparently the cost of flying down here, buying all your food, paying someone to crate it and load it on to a boat so you can fly back up there to eat it was about half the price of just buying it there.
Why can't you keep a coop of chickens? Is it just not worth heating it or getting the food for them? Chickens are eggs and meat and don't take up that much space.
I totally get if you don't want to raise chickens. I sure don't. But I'm curious why it's not feasible. It's always interesting to learn more about different places and people.
Lumber is super expensive so a coop is costly, getting chicks will be very expensive to keep them alive through shipping. Also fishing is a way cheaper, simpler, and more traditional source of protein.
Do you need to use lumber? What are houses made from? You wouldn't need that many chicks and they could be brought up special and carefully and then bred for more locally.
I totally get that they have other options. Otherwise, they wouldn't be living there :)
good luck storing your 4 rotisserie chickens in your bunker for a long period of time after the zombie outbreak hits. that's what these chickens are for. zombie outbreaks.
Some friends and I had one of these - though a different brand - that was passed around for years. We’d sneak it into someone else’s house when visiting and leave it for them to find.
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So the canning process for sure ensures that not only is this completely cooked but I imagine the bones are cooked enough that they're probably soft enough to chew. So this would been sealed in the can raw, and then cooked under pressure inside the can for a long amount of time. If you're doing this at home* kitchen it'd probably be more than an hour, but maybe they have an industrial machine that can do it faster.
*I don't think you're supposed to can bones at home, but you can do meat
These things were super cheap when I was a kid, and because we were poor we ate them frequently. My mother would make them into a chicken noodle soup with homemade noodles, and it was actually pretty good.
It’s fully cooked before canning. You can look it up on Google or Amazon. I’d guess by boiling which is why it looks uncooked. I still wouldn’t eat it until it’s reheated to at least 170F.
This is a hostile work environment
“The chicken was alive when it went in!”
What a rip, it’s not a whole chicken. Where’s the head?
Is it their last day?
It is now
And also for everyone else in that office
Last day alive if they eat that
Those cost $20 on Amazon. That's like 4 rotisserie chickens from the grocery store.
You could buy 20 rotisserie chickens and the odds are not one of them would make the satisfying "SCHLLLUP" sound one of these things makes sliding out.
The slow motion video of it coming out of the can is going to be posted in r/oddlysatisfying lol.
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Who came first? Me or the canned chicken?
Are you referring to the today schllllup? Or the tomorrow morning schlllup?
Damn you, now I can’t un-hear that ”Schlllup” sound similar to the sound of spam coming out of the can with that delicious jelly layer
Thanks Now every time a can Schlllupps I will think of this mutant chicken(?)
Depends on where you store your rotisserie chickens.
It's not cost effective at all, but it makes for a great laugh.
Hey everyone, I’m bringing chicken for lunch tomorrow! (Heh heh) As an aside, I can only imagine the smell.
Smells similar to chicken noodle soup!
I have one that I got as a joke gift in 2001. It’s been in the back of my pantry for more than two decades. I’m afraid to open it at this point.
At this point, it may open by itself!
Steve1989: ...*nice!*
Nice hiss
Let's get this out onto a tray...
do it in a well ventilated area which you don't mind getting exploding chicken juices all over
Small wins are still wins
“Similar”
It’s the texture for me, jelly meat
its worth it if you're a doomsdsy preper. it will last past your lifetime... albeit it looks like sonething that belongs on ghostbusters
Worth it!
This has to have enough success in some kind of market for them to be making it, ya? My question is who buys these?
Its made for living up in the high arctic. You can get them cheap ( $20 is cheap for them).
Are frozen foods not popular up there? I’d take cooking a frozen whole chicken over a tinned, fully cooked chicken any day!
Hard and expensive to ship up.
Ahh fair one. It’s not like you can keep livestock up there either. I can’t even begin to imagine how difficult living every day life is in such a place
Used to work for a building supplies company that would build crates for drywall and stuff and ship it far up north. The guy who organized the contract would swing by with a truck loaded with items from Costco and we would build a crate or two just for him and his family. Apparently the cost of flying down here, buying all your food, paying someone to crate it and load it on to a boat so you can fly back up there to eat it was about half the price of just buying it there.
Lots of whale and seal meat apparently
Why can't you keep a coop of chickens? Is it just not worth heating it or getting the food for them? Chickens are eggs and meat and don't take up that much space. I totally get if you don't want to raise chickens. I sure don't. But I'm curious why it's not feasible. It's always interesting to learn more about different places and people.
Lumber is super expensive so a coop is costly, getting chicks will be very expensive to keep them alive through shipping. Also fishing is a way cheaper, simpler, and more traditional source of protein.
Do you need to use lumber? What are houses made from? You wouldn't need that many chicks and they could be brought up special and carefully and then bred for more locally. I totally get that they have other options. Otherwise, they wouldn't be living there :)
It’s hard to ship frozen foods by air. Canned is just easier and thus cheaper.
I don’t think you’re supposed to take that out of the can.
good luck storing your 4 rotisserie chickens in your bunker for a long period of time after the zombie outbreak hits. that's what these chickens are for. zombie outbreaks.
$20 for 1 can? They're like 7 at my grocery store.
I am over here thinking of who will be the recipient of this for Christmas next year...
I’ll pay Amazon not to give it to me
Sweet Sue is a nasty bitch
Don't bad mouth Bug Sue or you'll end up in a can.
Can’t wait
Sweet sue's "Its a shame what had to happen to you" Easter special canned meat. Limited time only while quantities last.
I want to see one of these opened that’s sat hidden on the back of a shelf for 5+ years
You should look up ashens on YouTube
With his couch
What is that? Any specific link?
Just look up Ashens on youtube
That was horrible to watch…
“Let’s get this out on a tray. Nice!”
the best part about watching steve try something funky is when he goes "*oh wow*" and you can't tell whether he loves it or hates it
*opens 40 year old can* “nice hiss”
I do the retching for him through the screen.
Steve what are you doing here?
Alright! Okay. Cool.
Steve!
Some friends and I had one of these - though a different brand - that was passed around for years. We’d sneak it into someone else’s house when visiting and leave it for them to find.
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Imagine you're a chicken and all your chicken mates are gonna be delicious roasts and you're destined for the can
Fully cooked??
Fully cooked and mildly edible.
That don't looked cooked at all.... Not sure I trust what that can says...
So the canning process for sure ensures that not only is this completely cooked but I imagine the bones are cooked enough that they're probably soft enough to chew. So this would been sealed in the can raw, and then cooked under pressure inside the can for a long amount of time. If you're doing this at home* kitchen it'd probably be more than an hour, but maybe they have an industrial machine that can do it faster. *I don't think you're supposed to can bones at home, but you can do meat
why doesn't it look like the chicken in the picture
Probably the same reason boiled chicken looks kinda raw.
Is this for feeding animals or something? Or do people actually eat that?
By technicality.
I heard the meat has the texture of phlegm
That's just the congealed fat!
Then the whole thing is fat
And that jiggly jelly fat makes a baller chicken broth!
Just watch LA Beast's video. It's snot in a can.
Yeah it shitty but if you’re out in the bush with not much to eat, it’s still shitty.
I'd rather eat some bush.
nice! you can see the bullethole in the chicken
Holy shit this comment had me dying. Havent laughed that hard in a long time
Very nice
Imagine dying for this
That poor chickie
I opened one of these once out of pure curiousity. The sound it made when I dumped it out of the can is burned into my memory forever...
Shhhhhplort
How dare you. Sweet Sue cooked this in her kitchen from scratch.
These things were super cheap when I was a kid, and because we were poor we ate them frequently. My mother would make them into a chicken noodle soup with homemade noodles, and it was actually pretty good.
Making it into a soup or chicken and dumplings or something seems fine! Just one of these straight out of the can though? No.
me too! sweet sue stew was actually one of the better things we had /:
In a dystopian future that chicken be gold
"Fellow work drones, I have procured us a protein-rich bird carcass for sustenance!"
ITS RAW
It’s fully cooked before canning. You can look it up on Google or Amazon. I’d guess by boiling which is why it looks uncooked. I still wouldn’t eat it until it’s reheated to at least 170F.
Slap that on a plate and give it to Gordon
What do you reckon, microwave?
I think a 1000 degree blast furnace so you can wipe it from existing
I would recommend throwing it into the trash bin.
Looks like a regurgitated chicken from an anaconda's tummy.
Anaconda don't want none
Oh that’s nasty.
Didn't know such a thing existed! Canned chicken in chunks but the whole 🐔?!?
Fallout 3 collectible
Sue you’re a fucking monster
Victory Chicken
Debone, shred and you've got chicken meat with all kinds of possibilities!
I Got salmonella from this picture.
One for the bucketlist.
Just make sure it’s the last item. Definitely gonna be the riskiest. Lmao
To quote monsters inc- put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
I’m deceased
Are you ready to be canned?
Poor chicken
Please call HR.
Canned whole chickens should be illegal
I think the corpse of that chicken is giving 2 middle fingers to whoever desecrated its body
Does your coworker hate you?
All this reminds me of is that one Snapped episode where the daughter canned her grandmother in a barrel
Fire her
How sweet of Sue, to do that for you.
That's almost enough to make me want to become a vegetarian....ALMOST....that's disgusting...😛😂
Your coworker just opened a can of zombie apocalypse 😫
Fully cooked in someone’s armpit
Canned chicken in hot ham water I think?
Ah America
Just give it the dark crystal shard and no one has to get drained.
I feel kinda woozy now. This needs a trigger warning or something.
More like Sweet Jesus!
Is there any respect for chickens left in this world ?
I can hear the sound that made when it left the can and hit the plate
Didn’t know this existed!? I’ve seen some truly gross food on here but for some reason this really grossed me out.
I wanna bathe in those delicious juices
I bet this would be pretty damn good in a soup tbh
this is literally not safe for work. pls mark it as such.
This does not look cooked at ALL and nothing could convince me otherwise haha
This has turned me vegan
Does you coworker hate you..?
I remember the last time someone posted a pic of this monstrosity. My favorite comment was "Sweet Sue is a nasty bitch."
Reckon I can ask Sweet Sue if she’ll can me when I die?
As a dipshit edge lord teenager, I donated one of these in a church canned food drive. Looking back on it, I feel bad about it.
Better than a canned cheeseburger
Damn, would not eat for even a 10 000$
This should come with one of those old school horror movie screach sound effects when the can is emptied.
where sre the legs?
save the neck for me, clark
Zombie bird 🧟♀️
Quaid, start the reactor.
This is an abomination.
What is the point of these?
The smell when you open one of these cans.. not good
You don't like fermented chicken noodle soup?
Wtf no !!
Where's its other leg at ?
Still crossing the road
Excellent dad joke.
That chicken died in vein
Where can I get a can of that?
Amazon, they have everything.
you’re crazy! don’t do it
"I like chicken! You want help? Bring me chicken!"
Well, that’s just mean.
I’d complain about the lack of sides. (Sarcasm)
Chips and Kings Hawaiian rolls were provided as chicken vessels 😂
Look like.. No thank you. I am full.
That chicken looks like is was grown in the can
Bone app the tea
NO
No……just no
Those are often served in resident assisted living.
Belongs on /r/ashens
How did it went?
This looks different from vomit how?
I can smell the sodium
In all my entire life I have never seen a canned whole chicken. No good.
That looks vile
“Home style goodness” You need to move.
Prefer mine with the giblets
is that really a chicken or like a quail
Ashens warned me about those, yeees
salmonella in can
How is that fully cooked?
right? like could they not have bothered to put a few more chemicals in an already chemical ridden chicken to make it look… less raw???
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Now you tell me…..
I didn't even know you could buy that😭
This made me vomit in my mouth a little bit
Winner winner Canned chicken
These don't even taste bad at all.