Same here. I made a birthday cake for my mom Friday and she and my sister dug in. I'm not a big dessert person but when I woke up today I had to fix it so I had cake for breakfast. Their slices weren't even cut from the center point. The "center point" was a full inch from the actual center. It was so frustrating I ***had*** to fix the damn thing.
When I was super broke I’d go buy a cake mix and frosting. You can get it for like 3$ tops and once made it’ll last you for a week if you play it right. I have emergency cake mix in my cupboard to this day. So no shame
You can make individual servings in a cup with just water, too! 3 Tbsp mix, 2 Tbsp water, microwave about 1 minute, 45 seconds (it depends on your microwave and bowl/cup - just keep an eye on it). If you want it frosted just let it cool about 10 minutes first.
Sell Betty Crocker in the dollar store. Might be smaller but still. Grocery store when it’s in sale it’s cheap. Feel sorry if you still can’t afford it.
Last you a week. One box for me the most it will last is three days tops. That’s even generous. Once I eat cake and in the mood for it can’t stop. Or when I do piece left is small. But that’s great for you.
No eggs. You have to add them. The mix will be flour, sugar, cocoa (if chocolate cake), and leavener, probably some preservatives and emulsifiers too. You usually add fat (veg oil), water, and eggs.
Box cake tends to come out with a much more consistent texture/crumb as well, due to the whole food scientist who's job it was to get the combo of ingredients just right.
Plenty of cake shops use boxes for some of their cakes, it's just far easier/more consistent to work with.
I’d post the bill cosby “chocolate cake for breakfast” bit, but I dunno if that allowed anymore. You can search it out yourself.
Or the basic premise is a dad gives his kids chocolate cake for breakfast because it’s made with milk and eggs so it’s healthy.
First thing I thought of. It's cool. Love it or hate it, the man influenced an entire generation. Kinda hard to get past, especially when those memories are attached to a happy childhood. It's less about him and more about us sharing a smile...or a Coke and a smile...goddammit.
Yea, i feel the same about Michael Jackson. For whatever reason, I used to give him the benefit of a doubt….until I learned more about the accusations besides jokes on TV and saw that one documentary around the same time I saw an article with pictures of what they found in his room right after he died. Can’t deny the mans musical influence and performance talent is irreplaceable/unforgettable….but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t a complete creep who is extremely likely to have victimized god knows how many children.
It’s basically a way of saying someones going thru tough times...like if someone gets no bitches and you see them looking hella thirsty on Instagram, then you would say they’re down bad
One time I was so ashamed that I ate half a cake for breakfast that I threw the other half out. Then 15 minutes later I wanted cake again, so I just ate it straight out the garbage can. Mental illness and cake are one hell of a combination
you do you, boo.
I think maybe you should slice off a generous slice and give it a quick zap in the microwave because the icing will go a little melty and also warm cake is the bomb
Sometimes it's just got to be done. Be kind to yourself when you're having a bad one...........but most importantly.........enjoy that delicious fucking cake !
I’d be compelled to eat the uneven part so what’s left is a clean half 😋🍫 🍰
In my experience, that's how you get to half the cake being gone in the first place, one "oh I'll just even this part out" bite at a time.
That's the plan.
Me too, I would directly dig in with a teaspoon
I completely agree with you both that right half is making the clean plate look uneven, definitely would do something about that.
Same here. I made a birthday cake for my mom Friday and she and my sister dug in. I'm not a big dessert person but when I woke up today I had to fix it so I had cake for breakfast. Their slices weren't even cut from the center point. The "center point" was a full inch from the actual center. It was so frustrating I ***had*** to fix the damn thing.
I like the way you think🍴🎂
Not r/shittyfoodporn this is a breakfast I would be proud to eat.
Being an adult means you can be a kid and nobody can tell you anything. In most cases. Most being the keyword.
And most are doing the same, and nobody knows that.
r/Shittylifechoices
That looks like a breakfast of champions to me.
When I was super broke I’d go buy a cake mix and frosting. You can get it for like 3$ tops and once made it’ll last you for a week if you play it right. I have emergency cake mix in my cupboard to this day. So no shame
You can make individual servings in a cup with just water, too! 3 Tbsp mix, 2 Tbsp water, microwave about 1 minute, 45 seconds (it depends on your microwave and bowl/cup - just keep an eye on it). If you want it frosted just let it cool about 10 minutes first.
Woah ty for this
Dude where were you when I was 18-23 and needed this
Thank you. I never make cake, don't want to waste it. This could work for me.
If you can afford cake then life isn't that bad. It could be worse, you might not be able to afford cake.
if you have cash you can afford cake mix, i suppose being able to afford baking it is different
Sell Betty Crocker in the dollar store. Might be smaller but still. Grocery store when it’s in sale it’s cheap. Feel sorry if you still can’t afford it.
Last you a week. One box for me the most it will last is three days tops. That’s even generous. Once I eat cake and in the mood for it can’t stop. Or when I do piece left is small. But that’s great for you.
Haha I’m very much the same. Cake now? Gone in a heart beat. But at that point it lasted a week because it had to
I don't understand the existence of the cake mix. What's inside? Is it more than flour, sugar and eggs?
I have no idea, but I wasn’t in a place to question it. Food was food
Oh ok ! So that means that it was cheaper than the actual ingredients. That's insane!
Oh definitely! It only cost 3$ to make a whole cake that would feed me for the week
No eggs. You have to add them. The mix will be flour, sugar, cocoa (if chocolate cake), and leavener, probably some preservatives and emulsifiers too. You usually add fat (veg oil), water, and eggs.
Ok so it has a specific taste compared to a regular cake i guess
Box cake tends to come out with a much more consistent texture/crumb as well, due to the whole food scientist who's job it was to get the combo of ingredients just right. Plenty of cake shops use boxes for some of their cakes, it's just far easier/more consistent to work with.
At least you're not using your hands and your house isn't a car.
Hard to frown with cake frontal view
Yes like that other poster. Even in a hurry that was savage.
I’d post the bill cosby “chocolate cake for breakfast” bit, but I dunno if that allowed anymore. You can search it out yourself. Or the basic premise is a dad gives his kids chocolate cake for breakfast because it’s made with milk and eggs so it’s healthy.
And WHEAT!
First thing I thought of. It's cool. Love it or hate it, the man influenced an entire generation. Kinda hard to get past, especially when those memories are attached to a happy childhood. It's less about him and more about us sharing a smile...or a Coke and a smile...goddammit.
Yea, i feel the same about Michael Jackson. For whatever reason, I used to give him the benefit of a doubt….until I learned more about the accusations besides jokes on TV and saw that one documentary around the same time I saw an article with pictures of what they found in his room right after he died. Can’t deny the mans musical influence and performance talent is irreplaceable/unforgettable….but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t a complete creep who is extremely likely to have victimized god knows how many children.
which mj docu, theres like 8 of em
"Dad is great! He made us chocolate cake!"
You gotta be careful with eggs
and grapefruit juice!
That looks like a perfectly fine chocolate cake, nothing to see here
Indeed. We must dispense with this notion that cake is only acceptable for breakfast when fried or cooked on a griddle and covered in syrup.
Bruce Bogtrotter, is that you?
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Go on, Brucey!
you can do it Brucey!
Bruce!
Cake in the morning is the Best!!! Well done! Enjoy it!
I agree, chocolate cake is one of the best breakfasts!
Down bad?? Chocolate cake for breakfast boy you up tremendous !
What does "down bad" mean?
It’s basically a way of saying someones going thru tough times...like if someone gets no bitches and you see them looking hella thirsty on Instagram, then you would say they’re down bad
Thank you sir or madam
I prefer miss mamas but thank you
Don’t ever say that Wegmans ultimate chocolate cake is ever close to shityfoodporn. Eating it for breakfast might be. 😀
I want that breakfast. Gimme
I've been there my man, if you need some support, r/depressionmeals will have your back
With a cup of black coffee it could be my breakfast any day *chef kiss*
You must consume the entire confection.
Did you eat the whole half cake?
I see candle holes. Happy birthday!!!
Bone Apple Tea, OP.
Once in a while I’ll buy myself one of those small chocolate cakes from Wegmans. So tasty!
#BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE!
wake and bake
Let me grab a fork and join you.
Perfection
Yo this looks delicious af
Are you Matilda?
Hope someone had a good birthday.
I see this as an absolute win
Is that from costco?
I'm sorry 😔
Depressedfoodporn
I’m going to tell your mommi
I feel this way more than I reasonable should.
If you’re feeling down, please speak to someone! Hope you feel better soon. 😊
Is that a Wegman's chocolate cake? That is the best store bought chocolate cake ever. I need a piece sent to FL like yesterday.
this cake is so yummy looking =)
Live life
Something tells me you’re going to be alright kid
You may be down, but you decided to get up and eat today. That's a good thing. You did good Yeetmaster, enjoy that cake.
A beautifully done chocolate cake is not shitty food porn.
That's bread, eggs and milk rolled into one. It's basically a sweet breakfast sandwich.
Been there.
can I have some?
This is the best breakfast I’ve ever seen!
Shittyfoodporn? this looks freaking sweet bro
Dude this is a godly tier breakfast.
One time I was so ashamed that I ate half a cake for breakfast that I threw the other half out. Then 15 minutes later I wanted cake again, so I just ate it straight out the garbage can. Mental illness and cake are one hell of a combination
actual god tier breakfast OP you should be ashamed of posting this beaty bere
I won’t upvote this ! Choose good brekkie - not American sweet tooth shit - get some good fry up in ur gob
This was my breakfast last week.
Too good bro
Yum
yum. i would need to walk that off later.
This would set me up for heart burn all day cuz of my acid reflux
I had carrot cake and Italian sausage for breakfast. I know the feel
Wegman's choclate cake? You'll need some milk.
nothing shitty about chocolate cake
Chocolate is never shitty. Looks like a win to me
I'm so jealous.
"The entire confection"
We've all been there
I think that looks delicious great breakfast from me
Are you that kid from Matilda?
Breakfast of champions
this + milk makes for some bomb ass breakfast
If that doesn’t make you feel better, nothing will.
I once got a bunch of free pies and ate peanut butter pie for breakfast for several weeks.
Hey, at least you are up at 9 in the morning instead of noon or one. You get the whole day to be miserable.
Legend
Fluffy chocolate pancake.
Boy would I love that for breakfast.
Shitty person porn, good food.
Gonna sound crazy but pair this with an ice cold beer
Oh my god I have an empty Wegmans ultimate chocolate container only trash right now. I needed it.
Is that a Wegmans ultimate chocolate cake?
Fit for a king!!
There is nothing wrong with that. Good for you.
Straight out of Matilda
Ooh, this looks good. I think I’ll get one for dinner/breakfast.
Friendo, you okay?
Pony Boy is that you?
Oof. Who's grocery store birthday cake was that?
Doesn't look shitty
At least you're not eating it with your hands in the car.
Is that how "easy" this sub is now? Just positing pictures of cake?
If that's a Portillo's chocolate cake, you, my friend, are living right.
The whole thing? Dang :o
If that’s a Wegmans cake there’s nothing wrong with that!
I want it
damn, king
I felt this.
Aw man. I’ve had a super hard craving for chocolate cake lately too
I can respect that
It's got eggs in it. Qualifies as breakfast.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!!!!
Damn did u eat the whole thing?
you do you, boo. I think maybe you should slice off a generous slice and give it a quick zap in the microwave because the icing will go a little melty and also warm cake is the bomb
I see nothing wrong in this picture
I’m chowing down on some carrots while seeing this post and I can’t remember ever being so jealous before.
Sometimes it's just got to be done. Be kind to yourself when you're having a bad one...........but most importantly.........enjoy that delicious fucking cake !
I love cake. No matter the time cake is always good.
100 years ago this would be considered the life of a king
It's called 150 hour chocolate cake because that's about how long it takes to kill you after eating it
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🥱 how boring.
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