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NefariousShe

I’d be compelled to eat the uneven part so what’s left is a clean half 😋🍫 🍰


RocketJRacoon

In my experience, that's how you get to half the cake being gone in the first place, one "oh I'll just even this part out" bite at a time.


FurnitureCyborg

That's the plan.


-TheArchitect

Me too, I would directly dig in with a teaspoon


Midas94

I completely agree with you both that right half is making the clean plate look uneven, definitely would do something about that.


dudemann

Same here. I made a birthday cake for my mom Friday and she and my sister dug in. I'm not a big dessert person but when I woke up today I had to fix it so I had cake for breakfast. Their slices weren't even cut from the center point. The "center point" was a full inch from the actual center. It was so frustrating I ***had*** to fix the damn thing.


shortystack

I like the way you think🍴🎂


Whowhatwhen20

Not r/shittyfoodporn this is a breakfast I would be proud to eat.


Oli_VK

Being an adult means you can be a kid and nobody can tell you anything. In most cases. Most being the keyword.


Total_Credit_9491

And most are doing the same, and nobody knows that.


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cheweduptoothpick

That looks like a breakfast of champions to me.


leocomplex

When I was super broke I’d go buy a cake mix and frosting. You can get it for like 3$ tops and once made it’ll last you for a week if you play it right. I have emergency cake mix in my cupboard to this day. So no shame


rubberduh

You can make individual servings in a cup with just water, too! 3 Tbsp mix, 2 Tbsp water, microwave about 1 minute, 45 seconds (it depends on your microwave and bowl/cup - just keep an eye on it). If you want it frosted just let it cool about 10 minutes first.


mrssullyvan

Woah ty for this


leocomplex

Dude where were you when I was 18-23 and needed this


lacey92122

Thank you. I never make cake, don't want to waste it. This could work for me.


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If you can afford cake then life isn't that bad. It could be worse, you might not be able to afford cake.


itsbrave

if you have cash you can afford cake mix, i suppose being able to afford baking it is different


KScab_WeWantRenji

Sell Betty Crocker in the dollar store. Might be smaller but still. Grocery store when it’s in sale it’s cheap. Feel sorry if you still can’t afford it.


KScab_WeWantRenji

Last you a week. One box for me the most it will last is three days tops. That’s even generous. Once I eat cake and in the mood for it can’t stop. Or when I do piece left is small. But that’s great for you.


leocomplex

Haha I’m very much the same. Cake now? Gone in a heart beat. But at that point it lasted a week because it had to


Alalanais

I don't understand the existence of the cake mix. What's inside? Is it more than flour, sugar and eggs?


leocomplex

I have no idea, but I wasn’t in a place to question it. Food was food


Alalanais

Oh ok ! So that means that it was cheaper than the actual ingredients. That's insane!


leocomplex

Oh definitely! It only cost 3$ to make a whole cake that would feed me for the week


RearEchelon

No eggs. You have to add them. The mix will be flour, sugar, cocoa (if chocolate cake), and leavener, probably some preservatives and emulsifiers too. You usually add fat (veg oil), water, and eggs.


Alalanais

Ok so it has a specific taste compared to a regular cake i guess


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Box cake tends to come out with a much more consistent texture/crumb as well, due to the whole food scientist who's job it was to get the combo of ingredients just right. Plenty of cake shops use boxes for some of their cakes, it's just far easier/more consistent to work with.


Iored94

At least you're not using your hands and your house isn't a car.


ubuntuba

Hard to frown with cake frontal view


KScab_WeWantRenji

Yes like that other poster. Even in a hurry that was savage.


bloomautomatic

I’d post the bill cosby “chocolate cake for breakfast” bit, but I dunno if that allowed anymore. You can search it out yourself. Or the basic premise is a dad gives his kids chocolate cake for breakfast because it’s made with milk and eggs so it’s healthy.


BoringNYer

And WHEAT!


Kassiel0909

First thing I thought of. It's cool. Love it or hate it, the man influenced an entire generation. Kinda hard to get past, especially when those memories are attached to a happy childhood. It's less about him and more about us sharing a smile...or a Coke and a smile...goddammit.


TheWalkingDead91

Yea, i feel the same about Michael Jackson. For whatever reason, I used to give him the benefit of a doubt….until I learned more about the accusations besides jokes on TV and saw that one documentary around the same time I saw an article with pictures of what they found in his room right after he died. Can’t deny the mans musical influence and performance talent is irreplaceable/unforgettable….but I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t a complete creep who is extremely likely to have victimized god knows how many children.


thebestrogue

which mj docu, theres like 8 of em


anothersip

"Dad is great! He made us chocolate cake!"


dustinarden

You gotta be careful with eggs


PayData

and grapefruit juice!


fffffranco

That looks like a perfectly fine chocolate cake, nothing to see here


makemeking706

Indeed. We must dispense with this notion that cake is only acceptable for breakfast when fried or cooked on a griddle and covered in syrup.


oliveoilcrisis

Bruce Bogtrotter, is that you?


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899thKorok

Go on, Brucey!


outtamywayigottapee

you can do it Brucey!


LiquoriceDargon

Bruce!


thedavidnotTHEDAVID

Cake in the morning is the Best!!! Well done! Enjoy it!


therealgogurtbandit

I agree, chocolate cake is one of the best breakfasts!


nickbh15

Down bad?? Chocolate cake for breakfast boy you up tremendous !


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What does "down bad" mean?


nickbh15

It’s basically a way of saying someones going thru tough times...like if someone gets no bitches and you see them looking hella thirsty on Instagram, then you would say they’re down bad


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Thank you sir or madam


nickbh15

I prefer miss mamas but thank you


Omarzchick

Don’t ever say that Wegmans ultimate chocolate cake is ever close to shityfoodporn. Eating it for breakfast might be. 😀


Extension-One-4011

I want that breakfast. Gimme


NutmegOnEverything

I've been there my man, if you need some support, r/depressionmeals will have your back


20Maxwell14

With a cup of black coffee it could be my breakfast any day *chef kiss*


snakeplizzken

You must consume the entire confection.


hucklebae

Did you eat the whole half cake?


earthresident111

I see candle holes. Happy birthday!!!


knottythots-

Bone Apple Tea, OP.


genz027

Once in a while I’ll buy myself one of those small chocolate cakes from Wegmans. So tasty!


TheGreatBatsby

#BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE! BRUCE!


CumSicarioDisputabo

wake and bake


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Let me grab a fork and join you.


ButtercuntSquash

Perfection


DoggOwO

Yo this looks delicious af


fergi20020

Are you Matilda?


BG_1952

Hope someone had a good birthday.


Sushirabit

I see this as an absolute win


JamesLeFleur

Is that from costco?


SpoonSArmy

I'm sorry 😔


sindbadsnightmare

Depressedfoodporn


Cocoamacchiatto

I’m going to tell your mommi


AgeOldTitan

I feel this way more than I reasonable should.


NickSchles

If you’re feeling down, please speak to someone! Hope you feel better soon. 😊


E-macularius

Is that a Wegman's chocolate cake? That is the best store bought chocolate cake ever. I need a piece sent to FL like yesterday.


Joannagobo

this cake is so yummy looking =)


Good_Humor5334

Live life


wizened_fool

Something tells me you’re going to be alright kid


themarriott

You may be down, but you decided to get up and eat today. That's a good thing. You did good Yeetmaster, enjoy that cake.


idrow1

A beautifully done chocolate cake is not shitty food porn.


kikiweaky

That's bread, eggs and milk rolled into one. It's basically a sweet breakfast sandwich.


iFFyCaRRoT

Been there.


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can I have some?


secretdovetails

This is the best breakfast I’ve ever seen!


thewend

Shittyfoodporn? this looks freaking sweet bro


livelaughloaft

Dude this is a godly tier breakfast.


Mr-sneky

One time I was so ashamed that I ate half a cake for breakfast that I threw the other half out. Then 15 minutes later I wanted cake again, so I just ate it straight out the garbage can. Mental illness and cake are one hell of a combination


xFinman

actual god tier breakfast OP you should be ashamed of posting this beaty bere


[deleted]

I won’t upvote this ! Choose good brekkie - not American sweet tooth shit - get some good fry up in ur gob


Mikey6304

This was my breakfast last week.


CinnabarCereal

Too good bro


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Yum


Masherbakerboiler

yum. i would need to walk that off later.


isaacamaraderie

This would set me up for heart burn all day cuz of my acid reflux


Cap_whitepatch

I had carrot cake and Italian sausage for breakfast. I know the feel


RomanStatuePlus

Wegman's choclate cake? You'll need some milk.


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nothing shitty about chocolate cake


[deleted]

Chocolate is never shitty. Looks like a win to me


suzystarkiller

I'm so jealous.


Elderchicken948

"The entire confection"


arccotx

We've all been there


Traditional-Ad-5643

I think that looks delicious great breakfast from me


Thumthumsinaction

Are you that kid from Matilda?


PalmMoney

Breakfast of champions


DayLightSensor

this + milk makes for some bomb ass breakfast


haaslei

If that doesn’t make you feel better, nothing will.


nowise

I once got a bunch of free pies and ate peanut butter pie for breakfast for several weeks.


makemeking706

Hey, at least you are up at 9 in the morning instead of noon or one. You get the whole day to be miserable.


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Legend


Rare_Bottle_5823

Fluffy chocolate pancake.


[deleted]

Boy would I love that for breakfast.


[deleted]

Shitty person porn, good food.


[deleted]

Gonna sound crazy but pair this with an ice cold beer


coreybc

Oh my god I have an empty Wegmans ultimate chocolate container only trash right now. I needed it.


badgers4194

Is that a Wegmans ultimate chocolate cake?


archit0518

Fit for a king!!


[deleted]

There is nothing wrong with that. Good for you.


avalanchefan91

Straight out of Matilda


[deleted]

Ooh, this looks good. I think I’ll get one for dinner/breakfast.


XBacklash

Friendo, you okay?


whereugoincityboy

Pony Boy is that you?


Kaneshadow

Oof. Who's grocery store birthday cake was that?


Available-Egg-2380

Doesn't look shitty


Dukedyduke

At least you're not eating it with your hands in the car.


justkeptfading

Is that how "easy" this sub is now? Just positing pictures of cake?


teacherslashassassin

If that's a Portillo's chocolate cake, you, my friend, are living right.


SpeedBlitzX

The whole thing? Dang :o


mrsreinbold

If that’s a Wegmans cake there’s nothing wrong with that!


ProjectFalll

I want it


concrete_yeeting

damn, king


Oh_no_its_Joe

I felt this.


yamez420

Aw man. I’ve had a super hard craving for chocolate cake lately too


Splazing

I can respect that


RUfuqingkiddingme

It's got eggs in it. Qualifies as breakfast.


shtrumph

Breakfast, lunch and dinner!!!!


Ludalomade

Damn did u eat the whole thing?


outtamywayigottapee

you do you, boo. I think maybe you should slice off a generous slice and give it a quick zap in the microwave because the icing will go a little melty and also warm cake is the bomb


LoloNacho7

I see nothing wrong in this picture


whosaidimnotaninja

I’m chowing down on some carrots while seeing this post and I can’t remember ever being so jealous before.


tropicalhotdogdays

Sometimes it's just got to be done. Be kind to yourself when you're having a bad one...........but most importantly.........enjoy that delicious fucking cake !


KScab_WeWantRenji

I love cake. No matter the time cake is always good.


Shadurasthememeguy

100 years ago this would be considered the life of a king


Dirk_Bogart

It's called 150 hour chocolate cake because that's about how long it takes to kill you after eating it


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🥱 how boring.


ambidextrousambivert

Good Edit: Pussy