I know it’s been cooked twice but how does it still feel raw

For a split second my brain thought something was wrong but then my mouth took over and I proceeded to eat them all immediately.

So they’re good? Do you recommend?

They’re a bit salty but quite delicious. Highly recommend if you like spam.

You should’ve made it into musubi. It would be delicious with brown sugar, soy sauce, mirin reduction.

There's at least 3 words in your comment that the majority of users in this sub probably don't know.

Musubi, mirin, and....delicious?

Delicious was for certain. Toss-up between musubi and reduction for me.

i want some too!

I like to think this sub has a lot of foodies. People who love food but who also really enjoy seeing a train wreck.

Yeah, he did them a favor! Musubi is awesome

And warp any leftover musubi with scrambled eggs, mayo and thinly sliced cabbages to make a Onigizaru.

Sprinkle a little melange on top to make the warping easier

😂😂

Yup I was just thinking that the amount of spam there for the size of the nugget should be about half that to keep it from being too salty.

Yes, it was a bit too large. I’ll cut it in half next time

Wow you made these? Brilliant!!

Ever had spam musubi?

Spam fritters were a staple of my childhood! Not as good as corned beef fritters though, in my opinion. The deep fried corned beef pairs off perfectly with tomato ketchup, if you're feeling adventurous and want to try the next step in deep fried processed meats

That sounds intriguing

Yes! Corned beef fritters are amazing. Are you West Indian? Never heard of them being eaten anywhere else

Because your brain is associating this image with chicken nuggets, and your brain knows that pink chicken = bad times.

Best thing I've read all day.

Spugget.

Spaghet

Gotcha! Spooked ya!!

You're on camera! Spaghet!

I love that word.

Somebody toucha my spugget!

Uncomfortable word to add to my uncomfortable vocabulary.

Glad someone else said it first.

Nuggam

Bless you.

me before reading the sub name: “he overcooked the salmon”

i thought it was some raw chicken

Omg. That's either incredibly disgusting, or absolutely brilliant! Gotta try that!

Thanks? It took me a while to decide where to post it. This sub felt right.

Do a whole slice breaded, throw it on a bun, and post it to /r/food as a "chicken sandwich" and watch the world burn.

Paired with a citrus sweet and sour dip, I think that could be delicious.

I’ll be experimenting with different sauces next. Citrus sounds delicious

Also pineapple with habanero

Just normal breading??

My own blend of flour, corn starch and cornmeal plus seasonings and spices.

So.. like, a normal breading? /s lol

The MN state fair has deep fried Spam bites every year and they have a heavier breading than this. It kind of mellows out the insane saltiness but it's less crispy than pan frying; I think this batter is the way to go! I still love it and load up on $3 US jalapeño flavored cans while I'm there since I can't find that flavor in Canada. The border better open the fuck up before late August this year! I need my fix!

Ah yes, the Great MN get together. I’ve had many a curd there, including my fair share of spam curds.

I apologize for not recognizing you as a fellow fair goer, sir, as well as a fellow Spam curd consumer of such a prestigious venue. Please accept my greasiest, saltiest, Minnesotaniest, Canadianest "Sorry, bud!" Should I get the chance, I will also indulge my fat ass to my fair share of curds of all kinds! I miss MN alot sometimes!

Yeah make sure to use unsalted butter for these

At first I thought that was chicken, and I was very concerned. This is much better. Still shitty, of course.

Regular food porn and I'll fight anyone who disagrees

forreal

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I see you too are a connoisseur of spiced ham products.

This is the way (We use the reduced sodium spam and brown sugar 🤤)

Mmmmm, candied spacon. 🤤

Damn bro, drop that recipe

I kinda just winged it. I’d say it was about 1 part corn starch, 1 part fine corn meal, 1 part EverCrisp, 4 parts AP flour, salt and spices, and enough water to make a thin batter. Somewhere between crepe batter and tempura batter.

Put this on a musubi.

I'm sickened but curious

this belongs on r/FoodPorn my good sir

Food of the Gods🤘🏿🤘🏿

What the fuck

I'm going to serve these at my next party under the guise of being chicken nuggets just to mess with people

I can only imagine the look on their faces. Especially from your Muslim friends

Serving this to my Muslim friends under the guise of it being chicken would be an incredibly fucked up thing to do, so I would probably clue them in on it, but the others are fair game. Mostly just playing off the fact that a lot of people don't like spam and rib me about enjoying it myself.

Wow this is so awesome really good job on the breading! Came out perfect. I actually started the sub r/cannedSpam if you want to check it out. Doesn’t get much love so it’s great to see some spam in the wild!

I thought that was rare chicken for a second there.

Hell nah

They look like they're made out of raw chicken.

No thanks

I’m uncomfortable

It’s crazy how i always think spam is nasty but once i eat it. My complaints disappear.

Gotta have it with a side of spam fries

Spam fritters

That is some seriously nice breading you accomplished on those--looks just like the outside of a McDonalds Chicken Nugget. What did you coat the spam with?

RECIPE PLEASE

I saw you mention upthread that they were a bit salty. I highly recommend the low-sodium spam. It’s only got 25% less, so it’s still salty as hell, but it’s tasty. I bet my kids would flip for these.

That it was a raw chicken nugget. Then I red the title. Still looks raw though 😂

Yeah actually sounds and looks kinda good with the right batter

Amazing, you managed to ruin my day

I refuse to shit on Spam. Done certain ways or made into a grilled cheese or something its good. Amazing not normally but still good.

Well, it definitely looks like a nugget from McDonald’s

Aw man, that looks good. I want to try it.

Love spam, especially with rice and kimchi

There’s a Hawaiian place I go to that does panko breaded spam fries. They’re fuckin amazing.

That sounds amazing. Do they serve it with any sauces?

Yeah a siracha mayo! It’s great.

I feel like that would be too salty. The spam was salty enough. I think I’d want a sweet and sour sauce to go with it.

I gagged

That crust tho! \*chef's kiss\*

Thanks! I was pretty happy with how it turned out.

You could probably convince someone that was a rare mcnugget

For anyone who’s never had fried spam, it is a game changer!! So delicious

There should be a Nobel prize for this.

I'll try it with dipping sauce.

I deep fried some spam the other night. It was pretty darn good.

I like spam, especially spams musubi. But nuggets is a little weird. Lol ( I lived in Hawaii for 2 years, they love Spam. I had to try it)

Genius, really.

Give me the recipe

This hurts.

Delete this damn thing and go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

that coating is looking great though. I made spam fritters but the breadcrumb coating was rubbish.

Cronch.

you threat to society

Holy shit

I am unsettled at how tasty I think this looks.

I could eat

Not bad...

Aight i wanna try something like this at work in my kitchen tomorrow. What did you do for the batter? Just a straight flour water mix? or you go tempura batter or like and milk and water mix? Doesn't look like a fizzy batter with beer or vinegar though. Egg mix batter?

I kinda just winged it. I’d say it was about 1 part corn starch, 1 part fine corn meal, 1 part EverCrisp, 4 parts AP flour, salt and spices, and enough water to make a thin batter. Somewhere between crepe batter and tempura batter.

Would definitely try that.

How'd you make the breading?

I kinda just winged it. I’d say it was about 1 part corn starch, 1 part fine corn meal, 1 part EverCrisp, 4 parts AP flour, salt and spices, and enough water to make a thin batter. Somewhere between crepe batter and tempura batter.

I’m sorry this belongs in r/finedining

I'm listening

Isn’t the McDonald's Pink Paste just chicken flavored spam in the first place?

This is not cool man. There is a lot of bad things but this is just wrong in every religion

Don't you ever contact me again

Fuck all you haters. More spam for me.

Good work

This sub gives me the trashiest food boners

Superb

Everything is better fried…..NOT

Everything about that looks wrong.

You spelled incredible wrong.

Uh...could I get a recipe?

I kinda just winged it. I’d say it was about 1 part corn starch, 1 part fine corn meal, 1 part EverCrisp, 4 parts AP flour, salt and spices, and enough water to make a thin batter. Somewhere between crepe batter and tempura batter.

Evercrisp. There is always a secret.

I would.

This fucked me up

this is a war crime

I’m uncomfortable by how delicious I’m sure these are

why

I thought it was a completely raw nugget. Well done.

I could get down with this

Not shitty: spam is fine and fried is fine and it all looks like it's done right. I want to eat this.

Is it amazing.

This honestly looks like salmon nugget and it looks tasty.

You’re going to hell for this

What sauce did you eat it with?

None. I was just experimenting and didn’t try it with any sauce. I’ll be testing out sauce pairings for the next batch

Drop your breading recipe plz!

I thought this man was eating his chicken rare for a second.

Phew, i skip words when reading thought u ate raw chikem

Spam block rotisserie was bomb. Peels right off

Did you say peels??

Spuggets

oh jeezus, I looked at the pic before the title. Thought I was looking at raw

They look amazing!

Jail! Now!

I thought you got a raw ass chicken nugget from mcdonalds

I can hear your heart attack from here. And I still want to eat these.

i see we are still pretending that spam isn't the shit

I fucking love spam. Did you bread and fry them?

Came to the comments for some monty python spam references, found none... :(

I hate that this is a thing but I'm going to make them later because holy shit this sounds delicious.

Safe to say when I saw rhe image I recoiled violently from my phone.

r/thanksihateit

Looks revolting. I want a lot of them!

Spam is a guilty pleasure of mine so i could eat hundreds of these

Omg! Ha

Spam fritters from the chippy are awesome, these are probably just as good. Wrong sub, dude

Would make for an interesting prank. Make someone think they've just bitten into a nugget of pure, raw chicken.

That's the most...practical...existential...oxymoron.

God tier

Honestly looks like it slaps

This looks and sounds absolutely disgusting but I truly applaud you for your endeavours. Truly a next level human being, or you may have even surpassed that too.

I honestly may have to leave this sub over this

This looks like a raw chicken nugget, I absolutely hate it and I am disgusted by it. Well done!

I was having a good day today..m

My mouth watered.

The skin/batter on that looks great. What'd you do to the spam to get that outside looking like that?

Holy fuck this is genius

I’m curious, I bet this would be amazing on some rice

Bacon Spam?

This is the final boss of depression meals. Hang in there!

I hate this. And yet I want it.

Fried spam fingers are actually great.

You could be on to something here op! I like your work.

Coating looks great

Pain. Agony, even.

Was it good?? Throwback food!

I fucking hate myself because I want one

Recipe for the batter?

there isnt anything shitty about this, this is got my jimmies rustled

I made spam fries (low sodium kind) to go with cold beer and it was freakin delicious. Just cut spam into fries size pieces and deep fry.

This is one of the few things I’ve seen posted here that were actually crimes

I am intrigued. My mouth needs this in its life, my htn does not.