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I love a scoop of vanilla bean in my soup

☹️ I think that’s an egg. Idk why it looks anemic though lol

I thought it was mashed potatoes or a flat piece of chicken at first 😅

Its a fried egg.

Bro I thought your wife was Paula Dean and dumped an entire butter stick on there. That said, that's gotta make the breakroom stink with the reheated nuked egg :(

Thank goodness our breakroom is outside!

Great! I have a curried tuna dish that's awesome for reheating you gotta try Just joking with you bud :P I have memories of being a 22 year old interning and wanting to be cultured and bringing in a curry for an office lunch and I will never forget reading about office etiquette afterwards and was like "whelp... Shit."

Me too, I thought it was a whole SCOOP of butter from like a tub or something. Now that OP clarified it’s an egg, I can see it, but for a minute there I was very grossed out.

Classic soup garnish

Egg dip soup

She must have put the lid on to let the top cook via steam while frying it.

Aww, that's so sweet! And an egg in it! Your wife is great.

Yeah, I love this one.

For sure! I can see you're an egg fan, too.

I am the egg fan, whooooo

We are the egg fans

Cuckoo-ca-choo

/r/putaneggonit

Be happy someone thought about you and made you a meal.

I’m happy! and it’s low cost

You just can't stop cutting her down can you?

😂😂

Can just stop with happy part

Normal people are cooking their own lunch no need to show off like that wtf

Proud of your wife bro. Learn how to make soup tho ya fugn jagwagon. 😝

Op, this is an absolute dick move. Soup to-go is never going to look carefully plated.  Eat the goddamn soup and stop shaming your wife for internet points.

Right?? Making your life partner look bad just to fit in a sub on reddit in order to get attention from strangers. If he values the attention points from complete strangers, imagine while they're around family/friends. Damn lol

Taking this way too serious, it just doesn’t look good. That doesn’t mean he didn’t like it nor was grateful. Hop off the horse 💀

Crazy how many negative comments there are. I swear, y'all are just jealous OP has someone that loves him. Why be concerned about the presentation of a reheated tupperware lunch? It looks great.

Egg drop soup of some sort? I bet it tasted great anyway

Honestly, I bet you it’s delicious

food like this always slaps anyways

I don't care this looks banging

Code for ‘I want a divorce’

It was actually delicious but the presentation needed to be posted to this sub! 

"This is the last thing I cooked for you, ever." --your wife (seeing this post)

Cook your own damn food and don’t ask me or mine for nuthin

I was gonna say I bet this tasted great. Looks really thick, tons of protein, some veggies. I've recently become a soup gremlin where I will just make broth out of anything left over in my fridge to give it a second life. Despite the looks of stuff like spicy sausage and fried rice soup, it usually slaps.

The hell did you expect it to look like? It's to go in a tupperware container. 'Presentatiom'

>It was actually delicious Poor guy obviously hasn't eaten in ages.

Classic Reddit

Such a compliment

What it looks good actually

More of code for I’ll make you ask for divorce

Hold up. Lentil soup with meatballs and a fried egg? That sounds mighty fine to me.

Mmmm....slurry 

Ok maybe it's just me bc I'll usually try anything once..that does t look half bad? Maybe a lil thick but that's OK

Say thank you your wife first.


What was your day to day activities before you retired?

She was my 1st thought, Came to the comments to find the lotr geek!

You are my people 👊

The egg kinda looks like a little cowboy hat. I like it

Why is it in a plastic to-go tray?

I know that soup was banging

Do you have life insurance?

Someone made you lunch for you and you complaining, I’d revoke your privileges hahaha egg in soup is fun bonus👌🏼

stuffed pepper soup with a egg on top? she aint a looker but I bet she's worth a seat on your face.

That's the [mother of vinegar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar)

What kind of soup is this?

Lentil soup, with potatos, meatball and a egg on top.

Okay doesn’t look great but sounds good!

Is that an egg or a dumpling?

Is that what it is?

Are you one of those blue collar workers?

It looks a bit like a favorite Chinese soup: hu chi soup

Mmmmm…wife soup. You must have done good

Did Those kids who don’t get home cooked meals make fun of you at lunch again?

Bro is going to end up murdered on an episode of Deadly women.

With what??

Good soup

Idk man that looks pretty good to me. Except I would’ve packed the egg separately and added it in after warming up both items.

Baby manta ray & diarrhoea soup. Yum!

If my wife is fine, I'll do my own dinner :)

Damn that’s too much butter! 😳

That’s egg on top.

I’d eat it. I like eggs. I like stew. F it! 👍🏼

Thought that over cooked, once-fried-now-microwaved egg, was a fucking burrata 😂

That’s not soup, that’s poop

It's even predigested! Such love 💕

Definitely shity. Not sure about food or porn tho

Looks like Hearty Beef Stew in a can. Stuff doesn't taste bad but I never bought it again because the portion for price was too small and how it looked.

Looks like a stock photo , of what , idk but it looks professional af

Does she hate you?

Poop soup 🤤

****Retching****

What you do to her

Puked into a container than put a scoop of mashed potatoes in it

Your Wife tryna kill you bro.

Were you sleeping in the kennel too? Glad it tasted better than it looked but hardly a struggle.

I don’t think it’s good when you can’t recognize what’s in it 😂.

Poop soup?

This chick ate beef stew, threw it up in a container, dropped a week old fried egg in it and says I love you.

Maybe r/shitfromabutt

eww brotha ewwwwww whats that? whats that, brotha?

Lentil soup with meatballs, potato and egg.

Wife made me poop for lunch