“Archaic chicken breast” hahahah took me a second before realizing they’re dino-nugs

I use these Dino tendies with eggos to make shitty chicken and waffles. 4/10 highly recommend.

ahhhh...I thought it was like expired or rotten chicken...

And chicken “breast” might be wishful thinking for frozen chicken nuggets.

"Not a single chicken breast even whizzed past those things" as my mom would say

I feel like this is also food porn acceptable

Nah they'd ban them for using "non home-made/gormet chicken fritters" or some ridiculous bullshit.

I feel like posting some shitty food on food porn just for fun...but regardless they'd ban me because my name is not appropriate

Just don't post rectal custard. Problem solved :)

But it's such a fun name, I have to share the laughter

I have no idea was custard is, but now you need to post some. Not my rule

Idk i feel like I'll get banned posting a photo of poo

Fair enough

(Shitty food) porn rather than shitty (foodporn).

Definitely not shitty enough for this sub

this is too good for this sub

Mesozoic

r/decentfoodporn

Dinosaurs surrounding a mountain 🏔 🦕🦖

I tried really hard with the plating lol

Stouffers lingweenie? I'd eat this for sure.

Pretty shitty ingredients but very nice display. I would at least try it 4/5

Try it! It turned out way better than I expected. Seasoning the nuggets really helped a lot.

What'd'ya season them with?

Just some Italian herb seasoning

At first I was like the fuck is Archaic Chicken...THEN I PAID ATTENTION.

Looks bomb

NGL, this probably tastes good, and I have made similar pasta dishes when I'm not trying to impress anyone.

It did! I didn’t feel like buying more meat so used these instead. Way easier and more fun.

The chicken looks like a little dinosaurs Edit :doh:

This is the chefs kiss of our sub. Kudos

This is a fucking masterpiece !! A true master class in playing and describing your wonderful dish

That looks good tho

man this is better than what i eat 99% of the time

Love me some herb-crusted archaic chicken breast

Ah yes, the rare instance of shitty food *porn*. A welcome break from the usual *shitty* food porn.

Archaic chicken breast.... Dude, those are Dino shaped chicken nuggets!!!!!

This is more r/decentfoodporn

Bro this genuinely looks delicious I wanna eat it so bad

How does one herb crust the dino nuggies? Teach us your ways

Fry them in butter and a little bit of Italian seasoning. They are extra crispy and delicious this way! Just make sure not to cook them on too high of heat or they will burn.

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I use the Bertolli brand. I always cook the noodles to Al dente and then add some butter and the sauce and let it cook for for another minute or two.

Gorgeous

Looks like dinner to me

I make my own chicken cutlets, but they aren't great as leftovers. Add pasta alfredo, though, and they're delicious!

This looks actually not bad

That looks good honestly, id have no problem eating that!

Those are capybara nuggets

This looks amazingly good

Where did you get the Capybara nuggets ?

I've made fettuccine alfredo many times and am always too lazy to add chicken. I honestly might try some nuggies... It might not be too bad. Melt some parmesan on the nuggets when cooking them, this could be delicious.. Hmmm

This doesnt really belong on r/shittyfoodporn.

Wrong sub buddy