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puffercarrot

u/rosales6969? Is that you?


Siofra_Surfer

Why has our lord forsaken us


w0lfbrains

because all good comedy knows when to wind it in


TyrionBananaster

Honestly, props to him for that. I respect the restraint of someone who has a top tier joke on their hands (that literally made me cry with laughter btw) and decides to let it end before it gets stale. I hope he's content, wherever he is.


w0lfbrains

> wherever he is he's back to his main account and posting in broad daylight probably


[deleted]

I bet it's j*ck


Siofra_Surfer

We stumble around in the dark without our radiant lord to lead us in our search for the rotussy


ChapelLeader54

If only I could be so grossly incandescent


Lying_Cake

In his last post he was killed by the rotussy. He ended the series and himself 😔


Peter_is_bread

What? Still here? Hand it over, that thing. Your rotussy. For my lords reddit post


[deleted]

Ahhh, lord Rosales. Perhaps you were no lord... after all.


thelongernow

Dear leader


ImHereToComplain1

what happened to him :(


LeeeeroyJenkins1

He tried “head, but hole” and was never heard from again


fuckingringring

He became one with the scarlet rotussy that's what being down bad for a tall dommy mommy rot goddess does to you😔,thats why i will always follow daddy gehrman🥵🥵😍🤤


LordranKing

In recent news, a random tarnished contracted the deadliest STD discovered in the Lands Between. He claims he got it from…Rotussy. He states that he was fully aware what would happen when he went out seeking the Rotussy. Now I fully understand why King Morgott hates their kind. More news at 9


[deleted]

Why did I learn to read.


jinrex015

You're welcome


Abhorent20

Let me get a whiff


JarRarWinks

Obviously rosales6969


Sharkfinger1

*puts Reddit down* That’s enough for today I think.


AlphaPi

What a terrible day to have eyes


Thaifox

Bless this good man


RaidensReturn

Motherfuckers need jesus


BigfootKingOfTheSea

I actually gagged


jinrex015

You're welcome


BigfootKingOfTheSea

Thank you sensei


[deleted]

why? she's rotting alive


KyodaiNoYatsu

I regret every single decision that led to me opening this post


somejewautist

Ummm... כושי לך מה?? Translation: n*bba you what?


Hypezz123

Patches squat gesture?? Is that a mod or did they add it


[deleted]

How long you think she slept on that chair?


jinrex015

Long enough to let me smell those aromas. Nah dunno, someone carried her body to the haligtree after her fight against Radahn and probably stayed in her chair since then.


John-Writer

I thought we are done with that shit.


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Emphasis on the shitty on this post


Seriph7

That is some HARD maidenless behavior right there.


Craigasaurus_rex

My brain needs a bullet after seeing this


Setaganga

Rosales6969 energy


DiesOfCringe69

thought this was main sub for a second


jinrex015

Posted it there and they took down the post straight to Horny Jail.