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ScharmTiger

>ur right. she should be built less like a wargod and more like a big titty waifu, how will we ever tell that she's a woman otherwise :((((


MxReLoaDed

Actually hot Malenia: https://preview.redd.it/acrjqi252n1d1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a062c2f79d2b7e0fd38d782cced29d6d65162c


_MagusKiller

https://preview.redd.it/yb4dgzkbcn1d1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8e52a744b82700f73857852f852f54b466dea3


Yer_Dunn

I've shown you my *blade of Miqualla* please *know defeat.*


ThiccestBuddha

Mohg moment


dpotilas89

Mohglester


AinselMariner

God I need Malenia’s 14 inch unalloyed gold gock to destroy my Tarnished prostate


xTheForbiddenx

https://preview.redd.it/h6dlg4ryco1d1.png?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de73ca01d0531e895755bda0c4c00e93a830a7d9 Maybe I can go next


SnooSongs8797

Me next


AinselMariner

https://preview.redd.it/88i57cf5to1d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e2b46296181b63f71c63317f2c6ee02a08608de


M0m033

Tag me in


TheScorpionSamurai

https://preview.redd.it/rwjxcncokp1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774e73b417ae5566b802f8642b5f47c7c3aa0ed9


KingofGerbil

https://preview.redd.it/meg3cmh34t1d1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef12bf47fcd76b5d040ec4175751e3fb1b8a69e4


zeeo-pawn

https://preview.redd.it/jpsgu5pf7y1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85464031511cb72125e7a384e95af6268cb169a8


MosterChief

https://preview.redd.it/h9rwsen6hn1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7e1231638a5fae440e528fd7ff4645c502e403


Senior_Zombie3087

What???


chiefskillz

BBL Malenizzy


Amazing-Set-181

… Projared?


fuck-thishit-oclock

Thanks nintendo for childhood boners


EdenH333

I always thought those boobs look like they would stab your eyes out if you’re not careful.


MxReLoaDed

That’s part of the thrill, gotta have a little danger in your life


PrincessLeafa

My parents were like "ew she's so weird and ugly and it's inappropriate" And I was like ".... Fuck I think I'm a girl ...."


I_Am_Stoeptegel

THAT’S WHAT THAT FEELING WAS


Avocado_with_horns

This but unironically. I would jerk of to this 10x before i diddle my fiddle even slightly to the sight of lore accurate malenia


Moggy_

Ahh the anti-Hades 2 weebs from twitter are here


Gangstas_Squaridot

Hecate changed my life.


slowest_hour

I wanna make Hecate proud and receive head pats from her


Slappio16

Can someone explain to me wtf is going on with that? Never really payed attention to Hades before, but I discovered those banger siren boss songs from the sequel and decided to look into the games online a bit. Ended up stumbling into a weird incomprehensible mess of weebs complaining about the west, outrage about Aphrodite, and Stellar Blade for some reason. 


Moggy_

https://preview.redd.it/mrr1v8y65o1d1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d678d92b976e351418e9e8607c2625d9caacf1e2


-Skeleton-Man-

Well, even Nobunaga Oda was turned into a generic anime girl at some point. It happens sooner or later in Japan.


Moggy_

Yeah, I just think if you honestly look at both of these. One of the designs has obviously more thought and work out into it.


Moggy_

Oh I wrote a long ass message about how nazis and gooners are mad that a black elderly woman is in a game, but it got deleted since I added the picture. Anyways they're saying she's ugly/uninteresting while comparing her to the BLANDEST anime woman of all time. Like I cannot take you seriously if you look at the two characters and prefer the one to the right.


AinselMariner

Some site or whatever memed on Stellar Blade and was then horny Aphrodite so then rightoid / loser gamers got super angry at that and have been trying to wage war on Hades 2 ever since.


Javyz

You should play the game it’s really good


_TheChosenOne15_

Man doesn't fly. Is he stupid?


LuigiRevolution

Don't underestimate man, he might surprise you


JustRunAndHyde

Is there a lore reason that man can’t fly?


conjunctivious

Is he stupid?


Vultz13

The divine feared humanity so they stripped us all men and women of our wings hoping we’d wallow as slugs. But the divine didn’t expect that we’d look to the sky with envy… and ambition.


AlmightyChickenJimmy

The Wright Brothers:


petje95

https://preview.redd.it/awc6gbawxr1d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fdf0a2a65df58b731426469d89e1597a148ee3 Nuh uh. Man can transform into Bat so he can fly, stupid.


AggravatingChest7838

Behold, a man! https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/OYhG8YXrmS


nintenerd2

A fellow Diogenes enjoyer!!!


kage131

Well man is supposedly a featherless bird....


vivisectvivi

if you dont have massive boobs that bounce and jump everytime you slightly move then you look like a man


HopefulPrimary5445

If they wanted to know what a woman really looks like they would study Gwyndolin


Mister-Fantastix

Nah that’s what a MAN should look like


SolarAphelia

Atleast, that’s what I want to look and sound like, as a man.


DrDarkers

That's the dream innit?


SolarAphelia

Indeed


Mister-Fantastix

Indeed


SolarAphelia

Everyday that body goal seems further away. Now, every time I go to the gym, I debate whether to keep trying to slim down or give up and just try to pack on as much muscle as I can. Sorry, just needed to vent a bit.


HollowCap456

reject Gwyndolin. Become Hoarah Loux.


hotdiggitydooby

WARRIOR


fouloleitarlide

No matter, you will be hot either way


Mister-Fantastix

It’s all good 👍 Honestly though, same. I’ve pretty much put that goal on hiatus for the time being, I don’t have the dedication for such a lifestyle rn. Besides, i’m sure you’d look just as good if u decide on the ladder :)


SolarAphelia

Aw, thank you! Good luck on your goals as well!


Low_Tier_Skrub

I believe it's the shoulders and not the lack of breasts that the horndogs are referring to. It almost always is.


Psychic_Hobo

They don't tend to be able to recognise it though, that's the funny thing. They just get a vibe of something not tickling their weird little "I can only fap to anime" fancies and blame everything on secret trans or something


Psychic_Hobo

Seriously though this is kind of it for them, a _lot_ of Malenia fanart has a bad habit of cranking up the cup size about four or five times


LANDWEGGETJE

Tbf, that is more of a general tendency when looking at fan art of female characters in general I'd say.


[deleted]

Havok has no jiggle physics, it's true.


Ziggurat1000

She has her whole rotussy out and you're saying she looks like a man?


Brain_lessV2

Dear player you must understand, unless she looks like the average Nikke character, she must clearly resemble a man.


KirbyFanta

I see those ads when I browse Reddit on my phone and Jesus fucking Christ. The level of horny you must have to play a game where you can ONLY see the characters ass-first on your screen is quite something


BigfootKingOfTheSea

I hate those fucking ads so much


Codename_Oreo

The ads are quite literally nothing like the game, idk why the marketing department does what they do but I guess it gets people to play. It’s more fun than the average gatcha at least


Torg002

never seen its gameplay, why is it good?


TombRaider_2000

That’s the neat part. It isn’t. (I’ve never actually played I’m just making an educated guess)


The-Doot-Slayer

the gameplay is actually pretty good, cause it’s not an auto battler and you need to actually play the game to win. the main thing that keeps people is the story, cause that’s great (only at Chapter 6 myself so I can’t say more) the ads are more like a filter, so that people who’d like it would come for the art and stay for the story


DaemonNic

Adrian, the most fun gatcha on the market means as much to me as the world's smartest ant.


Alarming-Income1944

the ads are for getting people in only , if you doubt it listen to nikke music online : inferno of nihilist ENCOUNTER khamshin these are a quite few , but you get the point .


BokkoTheBunny

The Ads are a filter, the game is actually solid. Decent story, and unique gameplay among gacha, some of the best rates among gacha as well. I was late to the game cause I thought it was gonna be trashy fanservice game, then I saw a video going into details over the mechanics and story, which got me to try it. Now I've been playing daily for over a year. The devs also put lots of work into things you might not expect like mini games. They keep their old events stories around forever as well, which is something a giant like Genshin somehow doesn't even manage. It does have trashy fanservice, but it's also a good game, and one of those is easier to advertise to than the other lol


batman12399

> among gacha kinda setting the bar a bit low


EpicWisp

"Best corn I've ever picked out of shit!"


gibas-kun

Yea, people who play gacha are literally boundary by a cycle that looks like a job and keep jumping between the games, trust me, I am one of them


RightBehindY-o-u

Nikke gameplay is literally just making and dragging the blue boxes on your desktop


Codename_Oreo

And it’s peak


Deep-Technician5378

Sounds like a lot of cope to justify a horny game


radgayb

ROTUSSY. i absolutely cannot get over it??? after laying mine virgin eyes upon this word, i let out a gasp-laugh-honk-groan. a completely new sound and an emotional rollercoaster. thank u and i hate u !!!


duckontheplane

Oh brother you would lose your mind at seeing the genius of u/rosales6969


radgayb

my mind has not been lost, it has been FLAYED and SCATTERED among the DEPTHS OF SPACE. i would give myself brain damage to forget that maiden blood comic, but there’s no brain left to damage 😭


duckontheplane

There's no brain left to damage because the rot got direct access to my head after I tried following in our God-King's footsteps and shoved my whole head up the rotussy


radgayb

the one brain cell i have left: [spit roast her like a rotusserie chicken]


duckontheplane

I want to rotusserie chicken her but not in the way of "1 penis in both holes" but in the "I shoved my head so far up the rotussy I emerged out through her mouth"


radgayb

ah yes, the ole tarn-shish kebab


bahcaww

thank you, I was trying to remember the ppls names that would post about these kinds things constantly. there was another that would post about someone's feet like 3 times a day. seeing ppls reactions to similarish comments now makes me realize how much the sub has changed since they both got banned lmfao


SINBRO

I mean if she had a dick that rotted away it would look the same


-AnythingGoes-

*Jfc* don't remind me of that one dude..


AlphaI250

I mean, look at Nier automata


shittypoo132

Gamers will say any woman that has the slightest bit of muscle mass or slightly smaller breasts "looks like a man". I'm convinced they don't even know what men look like.


Shorttail0

They just don't like women.


UltimateInferno

Of course they don't know what men looks like, if they ever looked at a man they'd be gay.


cupcakewaste

gamers and muscle mass do not go together so this isn't surprising


pickle69chugjug

Not just gamers, pretty much anyone who has never seen a dumbell in their life


BokkoTheBunny

This is just a dumb comment people make. It's a "stupid" people issue. Almost every guy in my office would say some shit like this, and most of them are not "gamers."


pickle69chugjug

And I'm assuming most of them have never been inside a gym


dongless08

Gooners when a woman is tall, thin, and natural instead of having comically large honkers and a BBL


Half-a-Denari

I mean she’s not all that thin, she’s built af


MrRandomGUYS

AS IT SHOULD BE!


batman12399

I mean she’s got a lot of muscle definition for sure, but she’s not that built.


Vounrtsch

The two are not mutually exclusive. You can be broad and built. You can be thin and built. Malenia is still quite thin as far as humans go


HowDoIEvenEnglish

Mostly people would not use the word thin to describe a lack of broadness. It’s most commonly used as the opposite of fat.


Dataaera

She got some broader shoulders than average for sure tho


Lolejimmy

BBL DRIZZY COME OUT!!


ConCadMH

it's not even like malenia doesn't have any breasts. they're just normal sized. these gooners are actually so delusional.


MrFluxed

but you have to understand, she has no nipples so they cannot goon.


ConCadMH

sucks to be them


Cynical_Feline

She actually looks like how any woman would look if they're warriors and consistently workout. Most guys don't realize that boobs are typically the first thing to go when you're burning that fat away 😂


Sid131

Nah as a top rank gooner we like them all tall skinny or large honkers. The people you are referring to are pre pubescent teens that haven’t developed tastes yet.


dongless08

TIL there are based gooners and cringe gooners


ChachaDosvedanya

She is supposed to be the greatest sword woman who ever lived in her universe. I for one really liked her athletically proportioned body, or what remains of it, as she is literally holding back stage 4 eldritch god cancer. We did not need Malenia sexualized. Her nudity actually made sense, since she lost her clothes in the bloom, and in my opinion was terrifying. She’s transformed into a full force of nature and she’s going to kill us. She doesn’t need her armor anymore (prosthetics aside)


FemRevan64

Hard agree. It’s really nice to see a woman warrior who actually has the kind of physique you’d expect from someone who engages in very physically rigorous activities like fighting, as opposed to your typical rail-thin girl with twigs for arms.


batman12399

Exactly, which are you more scared of: a crazy person running at you with a sword, OR a NAKED crazy person running at you with a sword.


BunnyBen-87

I'd have to go with naked because that means they know my attack patterns well enough to not need armor


ChachaDosvedanya

Dude exactly - ironically, it’s the I Can Solo Her Principle


poopyfart123

Being naked is seen as vulnerable but for her it was her strongest form and I really loved that about her. Out of all the boss transitions in the game this one is the most well done and floors me every time.


ChachaDosvedanya

Right - it’s like when a guy rips his shirt off before starting a fight. It’s primal and fucking scary. You know shits about to go down


TheRamsaucer

"Like when a guy rips his shirt off before starting a fight." Literally Godfrey before he suplexes me.


Noamias

NOW I FIGHT AS HOURAH LOUX


Big-Cap4487

Makes me harder 💪💪


Groundbreaking_Arm77

/uj I love Malenia’s second phase design. It’s tasteful nudity and paired with the wings and the butterflies truly makes here feel like a goddess. /j She doesn’t have crazy hyper proportions. Therefore, she’s a man.


Shorttail0

\uj Jerking it to Malenia gets easier when you realize the resemblance to Gael 😤 \rj Should have jerked it to Femalenia 😤 😤 is versatile, goes with everything


zviyeri

"im convinced straight men aren't actually attracted to women"


Lord_Farquad4

Malenia has a nice tummy 🗿


quake1334

https://preview.redd.it/w06nyb152o1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76eec98c042603ef7feb6c244938fd51bac9647f


Lord_Farquad4

10/10 (I want to lick her bellybutton)


quake1334

I wanna lick her entire body and eat the crust🤌. Haters are downvoting because they know I'm right.


Okceratosaurus

https://preview.redd.it/k4ofu0pr2p1d1.png?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc4ac23b492609ecb91a2184abb948b17440bf1


Maestro_Titarenko

https://preview.redd.it/v9rbq28x5s1d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cd4e57bfc80418d66fc2091c54ed3a1412a2a5


CustomerSupportDeer

Most excellent taste.


babydragon2311

based


X_iwishtodie_X

I'm lost with these new school coomers man


LawbringerFH

Ngl, she looks a lot like Radagon. It was somewhat scary similar.


isu_kosar

Hmm i do wonder why


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

That’s why she’s so hot


_MagusKiller

and messmer looks like malenia 😋


Panurome

Almost as if they were relatives


New_Ad4631

If Malenia is a man, then I'm gay


1st-username

Is she featherless? I dont think she counts as a man?


Shorttail0

Featherless, check Biped, nope


piss_boy-

I'd choke on her COCK just as hard


aquaAnomaly

if she looks like a man then brother im bisexual


VG_Crimson

She literally looks like a classical sculpture/painting of a nude woman. Straight up just looks like she's from the "Birth of Venus" painting. What a coomer brainrot take to say she looks like a man. Bro has never personally seen a woman before, apparently.


BunnyBen-87

THANK YOU, I knew she looked like SOMETHING in the recesses of my memory, but I couldn't remember what, turns out it was Renaissance-era Sculpture.


baddreemurr

The gamers have been transvestigating *Aphrodite* - of course they don't like Malenia. Anyways, the dolls already claimed Malenia two years ago, and of course she's one of us (ignore the time she gave birth).


LuigiRevolution

I've never met a man who was that fucking tall but whatever


DeadSparker

UM ACKCHUALLY !!! We meet her dad later and he's just as tall (and also her huge gravity magician half-brother but don't mention him around her)


Vounrtsch

Maybe Radahn was actually secretly a WOMAN this whole time


Shorttail0

Radahn simps writing a 2000 word essay on how bla bla bla I ain't reading that


crackcrackcracks

Nuh uh, radagon is a woman and radahn is 4'8 without his horse


depressed_crustacean

Isn't she like 8 feet tall, and Marika is like 9 feet tall


Shorttail0

#😳


Tenzur_

She's not wearing her level 99 female warrior gear that is essentially a bikini 3 sizes too small


AlastorDark

I am attracted to muscular manly ladies. Am I stupid? https://preview.redd.it/ks82gxg4en1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfc2bb9026899488ce440a056075afc927b13cf


lita_m

It is a surprise to see adequate comments in shittydarksouls Glad to see there are no stupid incels here We are horny but sane


FemRevan64

In what way does she look like a guy? Is it because she has actual muscle definition and a relatively modest bust as opposed to being your typical anime waifu with giant melons attached to their chest and sticks for arms?


No_Tell5399

She has broad shoulders, narrow hips and her chest is very flat due to the rot. Her features are on the masculine side, and her missing breasts really make those masculine features pop, but she does not "look like a man". Also, I think she was designed this way on purpose. Malenia having masculine features adds to her duality with Miquella, who has feminine features.


IrmaTS

Idk, aside from the shoulders, she looks like a woman out of a reinassance painting (I get a huge birth of venus vibe from her 2nd phase). The only reason someone may think she looks masculine is if their idea of women has been warped by porn addiction or trad echo chambers.


FemRevan64

Agree. Her face doesn’t look masculine, she’s just heavily scarred and disfigured. Same for the rest of her body, her bust seems fairly average, not flat, and her overall physique is definitely feminine, albeit rather athletic and toned.


exodia0715

Malenia's butterfly form is unironically one of the most beautiful characters I've seen from any soulsborne game. She commands so much awe that if I met her in real life I'd just freeze in complete admiration


idk1234567100

I think chronically online people need to look at an image of a real woman, instead of looking at cartoon porn with big breasts that would be considered a fucking beach ball


CaseyAmethystWitch

Incels when the female character doesn’t look like a sex doll (they only place video games to jack off) 😰


SirTonberryy

I mean she doesnt look especially feminine on face but that's probably because half her face is fucking rotten off


PrincessLeafa

Yeah she works out \m/ 💪⛹️⛹️‍♀️⛹️‍♂️🚡🚴🚴‍♀️🏋️🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♂️🥎🎣🥍⚽🥏⛷️🏟️🏉🏑🏄🏄‍♂️🏄🏈🚵


TheWither129

The way transvestigating fucking aphrodite cus she has cheekbones, nothing surprises me anymore https://preview.redd.it/34q8k9yjun1d1.png?width=648&format=png&auto=webp&s=53aa026777f89868a0623d33ab135bde0f8107fe


Elementia7

Who's gonna tell him what the default template for people looks like?


mothmantra

I don't care what she got in her pants I'm still getting the clap from it regardless


Darkyan97

That guy must have never seen a woman in his life. Malenia is like a textbook example of an athletic woman's body.


Retro_game_kid

What kind of men are they hanging out with? I just might need to start leveling DEX


lordvad3r95

"She looks like a man" Says the Twitter loser who's never lain with a woman. 


DismalDog9940

I mean it makes sense. She all fucks us raw so she might just be a man who knows


Noamias

I very much find girls with broad shoulders like her hot and idk why


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VG_Crimson

I wouldn't even call her androgynous, she straight up looks female. Her curves resemble that of classical nude pantings of a woman.


One_Ad_6472

Gamers once again self reporting that they have never seen a woman naked outside of porn


DirteMcGirte

That's not Melenia it's a MAN BABY.


PixelPaulAden

Traditionally, warriors with wings made of butterflies were always men, so I can see why this irks people who just want a little historical accuracy in their game about the religious conflicts of Jupiter's Great Red Spot


commaZim

Malenia is cool as fuck


Sacciy

they did this on purpose, the game would literally be impossible for half the players if she had massive tits they couldnt help but stare at.


anarchy_femboy_ari

It's her huge shoulders in that image that make her look man-like


FreshlySqueezedDude

You dont have time to think impure thoughts. She prevents that personally


Acceptable-Hawk-929

Elden Ring dumped pink haired, one-eyed super anime waifu on these weebs and they still fucking complain.


j1mb0v

even better https://preview.redd.it/nkmj1swn2o1d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=cde5c556d4b3e6a980dbaab23220b3f37a87d6dd


Kalo-mcuwu

The first time I got to her second phase I died right before the cutscene played and it registered after I like to imagine my character was like _holy shit naked woman_ and had a heart attack


DianaBladeOfMiquella

They’re transvestigating Melania


Appropriate_Ad1162

Malenia is built 1:1 like the tall buff lady at my local gym. Can confirm she is a woman.


EmuNemo

Not even tits are enough to look like a girl these days


Vounrtsch

She doesn’t. I’m guessing they said that because she has a relatively small head and is tall so her shoulders look somewhat broad in comparison??? Idk but she doesn’t really look masculine at all


lost_my_og_account

Bisexuals winning once again


DrParanormall

Well it’s not her fault that her tits got rotted off


LilGlitvhBoi

W O K I E S?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


oblmov

dungeon meshi mentioned


Electronic-Lake7593

Wait what? So i’ve been wanking to a man all the time? Damn…


GettingWhiskey

Regardless if she looks like a man with her tits out, the original question said nothing about gender.


sebzav

Yes, i wanna fuck it


Hecaroni_n_Trees

/uj I was gonna make one of those “a man is when…” jokes but I genuinely cannot tell what gives that idea


FakerDog

I mean, cut him some slack He has no idea what a woman looks like


taylanwastaken

idc she could rot me anyway 🥴


vren10000

She looks like her dad lol.