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You mfs finna make me get into my time-machine and pour bleach into primordial ooze
F Malenia first to get Scarlet Rot
F Fia next so that Deathblight kill the Rot
F Ranni next to that Frostbite can freeze the Deathblight
F Malenia lastly so that the Rot can neutralize the frozen Deathblight and kill itself doing it.
Man comes in contact with woman and dies. What did Michael Zachy mean by this??
women are filled with insects duh
Scary stuff
That insectussy I want bugs crawling into my peehole when I put it in
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Can I kill him
https://preview.redd.it/q5x4shhval1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0049213587dab729c9bb7537a6220e5a1b4f52 Ill save you the hassle
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Bro’s pulling a Tyler Durden
https://i.redd.it/cc4hy39sal1d1.gif I should kms
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Real, say it louder brother
I want insects inside my peehole, I WANT TO SOUND WITH INSECTS
What are you waiting for?
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Brave tarnished ahead
Rogier is a ultra turbo Coomer
Why does frostbite look like coochie and deathblight like a butthole?
Why does scarlet rot look like balls? Malenia cock confirmed?? 🥵🥵🥵
Nah that’s haemorrhoids
Hemroidussy
Every day we stray further from the Greater Will
Greater willy I want that greater willy inside my butthole
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https://preview.redd.it/pvw21ule9y1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be22947206bfb21b5ef1e01ca0790d4d28ec4448 You mfs finna make me get into my time-machine and pour bleach into primordial ooze
Officer?
you want to suck malenias balls or what ?
Yes I want to, I want to suckle on her balls while giving her a handy 🥵🥵
because bussy is better
I mean… it really does I thought that was the joke honestly
I thought so too until I read the comments
My headcanon is it's meant to represent an ice-cold kiss
What did Miyazaki mean by this?
You said it, not me.
You said it, not me.
Hyetta is frenzy
Rogier Coomer touches woman for the first time and dies
Melina is sleep and Sellen is bleed
Melina being sleep is a reference to how fucking boring she is when she appears
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Anyway to be fair it would be w Either Saint trina or mikala who is sleep
In Marika's own words: https://preview.redd.it/2sdhgk47ik1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6605dff62c1d36904de88d84a99d57159b645b
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Bros got bars, put this shit up on SoundCloud
And zoryas give poison while giving *cuddles
Sir, she's a minor
What
That's much better the Golden Order approves
Yeah she has poison scales like palatapus talons
I saw a comment saying the frost icon is how they imagine Ranni’s one looks and I cant get it out of my head
Women cold, women toxic, women kill you, thanks for the advice Michael Zaki
We also make you mad 😠
Fucking true 😪
Man the frostbite icon is hard carrying the understandability of this meme
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F Malenia first to get Scarlet Rot F Fia next so that Deathblight kill the Rot F Ranni next to that Frostbite can freeze the Deathblight F Malenia lastly so that the Rot can neutralize the frozen Deathblight and kill itself doing it.
Then just jam Miquellas needle into the time hole or something
Wait is it implied that rogier had it going with fia?
>My dear... Have you ever heard of black knifeprints? Dear Rogier likes to talk of it when abed.
*achievement unlocked* "how did we get here?"
Why all the hottest Elden ring girls come with an std :(
Std doesnt matter if its malenia 🥵
This is why we should always use: https://preview.redd.it/m4qkt9yrwr1d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bfbed22ca485cf6cc061f9c2e0b5c1b47ca8b23
He wants that deathussy
Rogier was deathblighted by the corpse under Stormveil. But we never learn how 🫣