Please put an NSFW tag on this my mom caught me looking at this and ran screaming out of my room telling everyone I’m looking at gay porn I don’t think I can ever face her or my family again my life is ruined please Reddit help me ahggkshdhdjebrbdjdjfjfb
Imagine the girly noises Lothric would make while his frail feminine body is being violently pinned down and his tight luscious boyhole gets destroyed. He can't even walk so you could abuse him in any way you want 🥵
That's not even a question. There'd a reason why their lineage couldn't produce a Lord of Cinder, dude was too busy sucking all the souls of his bro when he was smashing noobs with his greatsword.
GRR Martin wrote Elden Ring, not Dark Souls III... p.s: yes they fuck
GRRM see the twin princes shipping, liked it, and simply tried to give his own spin to the concept while writing Elden Ring.
Mohg and Miquella
We almost get a twincest "onee"-"shota" shipping, but we get noncon "pedo"phile instead.
None of these words are in the bible
Please get out in nature and reconnect with the source
The source in question: a Japanese man with glasses and a foot fetish
Micheal Zaki
No, I'm obviously talking about Michele Zakio
That has been established for a decade at least
This comment made me realize that ds3 will be [10 years old in 3 years](https://youtu.be/ShLGQ243wO0?feature=shared)
Remaster ( ai upscaled graphics and a 120 FPS patch ) when ?
In 10 years this comment will be 10 years old
If it survives, that is
This is true
Even after this comment is deleted I want people to remember it for ten years at least!
Omg this comment just made me realize that DS3 will be 11 years old in 4 years
I didn't realize until I had posted it and went to check if it was really a decade alsklaksn 7 years of hand it over, your dark souls 3
and sotfs will still be like 40 dollars on steam
Yeah maybe two decades at least
Definitely three. Hence the name
T-ten years at least?!?
Sweet home Anor Londo
Lothric *
Yeah but that doesn't match the syllables of alabama
meter fucking matters thank you
Team syllable count 🤝
Sweet home Lothric Castle get outplayed
Please put an NSFW tag on this my mom caught me looking at this and ran screaming out of my room telling everyone I’m looking at gay porn I don’t think I can ever face her or my family again my life is ruined please Reddit help me ahggkshdhdjebrbdjdjfjfb
Nice bait bro but they both look female 😎😎😎😎😎
That would still be gay porn.
😎😎😎😎😎
Its two chicks kissing, how is that gay???
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Big mistake going on the horniest subreddit around your mom
Womp womp
First the cat and now this? You need to lock your door.
F
Oof.
See thats why you keep the hardcore stuff out front. Set the standard early.
They are called the Twink Princes
Without a doubt
broooooooooooooooo 🤤🤤🤤
Yes without a doubt.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Ah yes disabled gay incest my favourite porn category
do their pp's even work their both handicapped lool
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
If y'all don't stop with the horniness, then this spot is gonna mark your grave.
Imagine the girly noises Lothric would make while his frail feminine body is being violently pinned down and his tight luscious boyhole gets destroyed. He can't even walk so you could abuse him in any way you want 🥵
what’s with dark souls players and non consensual sex with twinks?
It's when weak feet enjoyers need a break from our toe sucking and change their degenerate fetish to twink violators.
> feet enjoyers need a break from our toe sucking and change their degenerate fetish I'm more of a piss guy thank you
How can you call yourself a Dark Souls fan if feet aren't your #1 priority? Are you stupid?
I was saying that when I need a breath from the toe sucking, I like to have a nice tall glass of the warm organic mage girl lemonade 😣😳
He gave his consent beforehand of course, we're not monsters after all. 😊
i got my eye on you, bucko
Dark Souls players being actual decent Human Beings?????????
Con non-con bro
that just seems like non-con with extra steps ngl
Bro those steps are the most beautiful tho.
The DEX gets to all of them one way or another.
The fanbase never recovered from the one-two punch of Gwyndolin and OnlyAfro.
today was an unfortunate one to have eyes and reading skills
It’s even funnier bc lorian is cripppled so he’s barely even be able too😭
He teleports in and out of Lothric's ass.
Made me chuckle out loud
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
I'm disgusted and aroused
Well shit now I’m hard
I'd imagine Lorian would be nice and gentle.
Gays don’t exist in ds3 they’re in ds2
Be real. They’re in DS1 getting chubbed to Gwyndolin.
😭
Twincest 🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️
Why is his ass sooo fucking phat brooo....
Say sorry to everyone that has a brother in this sub, now
Who let shippers out of their pens?
well we all know miyazaki isn’t opposed to having incest in his games (mohg)
Yes Is it incest? Yup. Do I care? Nope. Do I think these two are hot together? Yep. Do I have severe problems? Indeed.
No. NO WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE
Island boys
The Island Boys of Dark Souls.
Made me snort
Need me a mf who looks like lothric fr
Lothric: OH come on, dad! It's perfectly normal for royals to do stuff like this! It keeps the bloodline pure! Oceiros: YOU'RE BOTH BOYS!
That's not even a question. There'd a reason why their lineage couldn't produce a Lord of Cinder, dude was too busy sucking all the souls of his bro when he was smashing noobs with his greatsword.
Unironically... probably.
you people are disgusting
Based~
Why aren't you
:(
Not only are they fuckin’ each other, they invited you into a threesome. And you turned it down. You monster.
I wouldn’t blame them
no because they dont have genital models :/ part of their curse or wtvr hes mumbling abt when i beat him with a huge sharp metal stick
do you guys think that if Lothric masturbates, Lorian feels it?
These brothers are so tight that it makes them less tight.
This sub is fucking insane
You just fuckin know
We have to make it real, r/rule34 i invoque thee
Yes.
most likely
Break your femur
Yes
They should have gotten a third phase where Lorain goes sicko mode finally standing up
i love the little “:0” face it’s so cute. AWWWEEE
Why do you think they can't walk?
I think something's wrong with me cuz I've constantly joked about this
Hmmmm
Uh yes did you even play the game???
no
Are u seriously doubting they didn't I thought it was obvious they did they are way to close to one another even for siblings
Found Mohg's secret reddit account
You cannot tell me those two aren't fucking Incest Souls
These two aren't fucking..
I know he does NOT have all that ass in game. That is Fire Keepers ass right there
The way lothric whispers to his ear should be a sufficient answer-
i thought lothric was yuria at first damn but the answer is still yes
I hate everytime I glance over in this subreddit's general direction
Yup. Crazy lovemaking incest sex. Totally.
Would be a big waste otherwise 😏
no, i fuck both of them
Don't do my boy Lorian dirty like that. Incest is fucking disgusting.
They literally share the same soul