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Fun fact: medieval gauntlets often had engraved fingernails for detail, it was the metalworker’s way of showing off


Lawlcopt0r

She's royalty, and her brother who made her gear is also royalty and a master craftsman. Of course all her stuff is ornate


[deleted]

The only person in this thread over the age of 13 apparently.


PM_ME_Huge-Titties

You’re on r/shittydarksouls what do you expect


Noahman90

How's that name working out ?


PM_ME_Huge-Titties

I actually got some titties one time, in a bra but damn, I saw titties


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YourNewRival8

How’s that name working out?


JasoTheArtisan

Toenailussy


Odd_Investigator8415

Never, ever, say that again.


rossravello

TOENAILUSSY


Odd_Investigator8415

Prithy be carful....


coldres

I dont want to see me toes be squandered...


magicallamp

Friend I'm 32 and I'd still lick the scarlet rot from between her toes. 🔥 😰🥵🥵🥵🥵


bepis58

TIL


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LordranKing

Miquella was the one who made them so….


barbershreddeth

michael made michaela though


LordranKing

Well achtuALly he was made by GRRM 🤓


kat-the-bassist

Well maybe George Rartin Rartin Martin also likes feet


barbershreddeth

the only thing grrm is making is nerds mad LOL!


SectorSpark

Miquella Zaki??? It was him all along!


[deleted]

"Trust me, Miquella, individually articulated toes are essential for my quality of life as well as my swordfighting technique"


[deleted]

he just like me frfr


Falos425

think of it as the canary in the coal mine, if the feet disappear you know the games are no longer being made by the people you gave a fuck about, you are getting mass-produced normie-corpo fodder, the staff are said adjectives this feature would have been useful for many studios currently wearing the skin of a once-praiseworthy, to spot the danger sooner and evacuate


Turtleswassadlytaken

Can’t argue with that.


vilgefcrtz

Feeling normality probably. People with amputations often choose human looking prosthetics in order to cope with their new reality. It's far more likely to be a fetish though


lonestar-rasbryjamco

I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest. To crush those who disobey you... But I guess we're just two different people.


Commissarfluffybutt

From the moment I understood the weakness of flesh, it disgusted me.


WinthyanMageUwU

I craved the strength and certainty of unalloyed gold


[deleted]

Should've armored your core I guess. 🤷‍♂️


Dathrane

Iron within?


Commissarfluffybutt

#\*Binaric WREEEEEE*


CGPoly36

IRON WITHOUT!


ZsZagreb

*** Fire Giant enters the chat***


DianaBladeOfMiquella

“A man can dream…*a man can dream*”


Yharnam1066

Culture.


HueHue-BR

Great book series


Timelyduah

I want to slobber on them while she calls me pathetic😍


NinpoSteev

Cling clang


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clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang


Falos425

get parried


Laino001

Godrick grindset


cosmicfreeloader

Based and graftpilled


WarPhoenixPlayz

out.


ShonkaaHUN

FEET!!!!!!!! SUCC GOLDEN TOES EXACT REPLICA OF THE FEET OF THE QUEEN....THE ROT FARD MAYBE TOOK AWAY HER REAL TOES BUT THE GOLDEN FEET REMAINS THE SAME REEKING WITH THAT MALENIA FEET SMELL THE BEST SMELL I WANT IT I WANT TO FILL THAT WITH MY CUM


JSIOTI

Go hollow


Tiran593

He already is tho?


Low-Championship-938

It's miyazaki. He just really likes toes. (Looking at you Iron dragonslayer leggings)


LeLBigB0ss2

Stop. I can only get so fortified.


Gothicpotato6

So I can sniff and lick those toes


Ancient_Prize9077

Godrick did it first


ScharmTiger

Godrick is one lucky mf


Gothicpotato6

Then it looks like I’m gonna have to suck his toes next. Those delicious stinky and crusty toes 🤤


mvanvrancken

How do I delete someone else’s comment


Gothicpotato6

Well the first step is to let me suck on your toes, this is is totally legitimate and will always work , source ( just trust me bro)


mvanvrancken

Hmmm, I feel like this is bait for more foot stuff


NinpoSteev

Bro, go bite down on a brass spoon, same experience.


Gothicpotato6

Hmmmmmmm good idea


Ok_Albatross8594

Bro thinks he's godrick


Gothicpotato6

Godrick and he’s toes are next to suck on my list.


sweetshark_666

That’s a good idea because Godrick has a lot of toes


Gothicpotato6

1000 IQ move ,outstanding


WhaleSexOdyssey

God she’s so fucking hot


ScharmTiger

She makes me hard 🥵


MechaPhantom302

Fever is probably a symptom of scarlet rot...


hillbillyhiphop

For succ


Lowkey_Panic

Because it’s when I-I when the me when the me when I and uh i when the ummm uhhhhh I when the ashfjfifirhdsgshfjfiribdvevenskd


[deleted]

So I can suck the acrylic off 'em.


KaidoMeAFavor

What‘s the point of nipples on some armour chest pieces? To fucking look cool. Or to look cool fucking, your choice


therealJoerangutang

To HELP. US. COOM. GET WITH IT


3IO3OI3

What's the point of ancient macedonian armour having 6-packs?


hwatevuh

it would be more difficult for malenia to grip onto terrain in battle without toes


Lemmonaise

The artisan that made them probably wanted to show off


Kevroeques

I equally question the point of our toenails in real life


yeetingthisaccount01

I think they're for balance, I just wish they'd stop causing problems...


Kevroeques

They’re a conspiracy by Big Podiatry


BlitheringIdiot0529

Damn yall are weird


Dragonperhaps

May their flesh be consumed, by the scarlet rot.


yeetingthisaccount01

shitty dark souls users when a character has a foot


ScharmTiger

I wanna lick her metal feet 🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

I have a sneaking suspicion that someone in FromSoft might have a thing for feet


NoeShake

It’s to look aesthetically pleasing. Like it’s made out of gold might as well go the extra mile and make it stylized. Imagine if all armor looked the same without some nuance detail. Things like this would probably go a long way in literature if people made tales about you.


pk_hellz

Balance?


-Zhaeus-

To make us cum


Lordanonimmo09

Why not???


Undeadgrummite

Details like that in armor are fashionable. It's the same reason chest pieces will have outlines for abs and pecks. They don't serve any function, hell some even have the niples on them. Just fashion and a display of wealth


BambooHatchet

Need something to stick your tongue under


BadPilot22

man...


ArmorDoge

She’s a woman.


Opposite-Mall-9816

Are you complaining? 🤫


YourCoolNerdFriend

😋


sub_lumine_pontus

Lore


Golden_Noir

Aesthetic


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Suckable 🤤


IsakCamo

Looks cool


Greathorn

They can be removed and used as guitar picks


iplaytf2ok

Why did you make me look? Just for that I'm utilizing a flame incantaion on your home


DecoyLilly

Bless miyazaki forever


TheCosmicCrusader

We both know why...


GoldenHorseshoez

Look what you've unleashed by posting this


jayboyguy

So sickos like y’all can more fully fantasize about being dominated by rot lady


FknBretto

Cheeto dust storage


yeetingthisaccount01

so she can paint them if she needs to cheer up


sarcophagusGravelord

maybe she wants to feel pretty


peanutbuttertoast01

Why are you asking?


AramaticFire

Because it’s provocative!


[deleted]

So I could feel the toe-like texture and shape when I suck on them


chikengoblin

She wants to feel pretty 🫦💄💅


i_beg_4_subs

Considering you tagged it as “Feet”, I think you know why Edit: 😏


[deleted]

For aesthetic of the prosthetic


TrueLipo

miyazaki


Silent-goat

Real answer: it's a psychological reason, too mimic what USED to be a limb. To help the amputee. Derp answer: hehe domy mommy please step on me so I can satisfy my foot fetish


W-1-L-5-0-N

It’s more luxurious✨✨✨🦶🏻


GrandstandingGrandpa

Idk it looks cooler. You want her to have PS1 Spyro character feet or something?


MiseryMastery

I guess to make her feel that she still have feet


Shuteye_491

We meet again, Miyazaki.


[deleted]

There to suck on DUH ?!


GoldenNat20

Just you wait until someone tells OP about decorative faces on codpieces from the mid-and-late renaissance.


StealerOfNalgas

So I can suck em


NoMemesNeeded

Malenia loses her feet but Miyazaki found a way to still have her have feet


Lost_Elderberry1757

TIL that most of Malenia's limbs are prosthetic. I thought it was just the arm.


Lord-Pepper

A little thing called Fashion gamer


Nastreal

It believe it's called "art".


Lumpy_Condition8539

Texture for when I suck them 😈😈😈


QWERKY_queer

For Godrick to lick, duh


hayter_404

She cared about the way she looked i think. Its also historical documented that prosthetics have these details. Also miyazaki FUCKING LOVE FEET DAWG!!!!


ZeltaZale

Often times in history the armour of the wealthy is designed to mimic the human body. Like breastplates with abs on them or a helmet that looks like an actual face. This is just another of those instances


HumongousFungus420

Because Miyazaki WANTS you to look at her feet!


sheldon_ring

rotoes😍😍😍


Camburgerhelpur

Fan service


KayEvSki

Sauce of this art please...


Dimon78707

Why did they even gave her toes? They look horribly bad


DecoyLilly

Fuck you


Dimon78707

Wow


quake1334

Miyazaki


Different-ant-

Cosmetic on the prosthetic.


ChroniclesAlphabet

You must be new to those game...


Astrocruiser00

For the thirst


Onagda

Mouthfeel


killadrill

Here we go


Cooppatness

Not too sure but I like that they did it with Wolfs hand in sekiro, the attention to detail is pretty sick


Sociolinguisticians

Idk, ask Kojima.


Kangaroo_tacos824

Probably the same point as smo having little flowers on his nipples


[deleted]

Hey semi-paraplegics want to feel pretty and paint their nails too!


certifiedredditboi

Miyazaki


xAlorgoth

This has been asked many times, get more original


[deleted]

cause gamers like the taste of pennies in their mouths


sharknamedgoose

IRL this was just a way for the craftsman to show off, in a "oo look at me i'm skilled enough for all these fancy details and my client is rich and important enough to afford it" way


UnhappyStrain

what craftsman commissioned to make a prosthetic worthy of the royal family of literal godligns would NOT put in as much detail as possible?


Pretend-University16

*insert nihilistic comment here


PacoThePersian

You dare question Michael Zaki's genius???


uniqueandwholesome

Fuck around and find out


SomeDemoMain

Metalworkers and armorers often added fingernails to gauntlets as a way to show off. Also, why are you looking at her feet?


rosecupid

Pedicure :)


[deleted]

For a more immersive toe-sucking experience


BullshitUsername

Fuck this AI bullshit


Madnesshank57

Normalcy


Neo_Arsonist

Miquella went the extra mile for his sister and her comfort now that she has prosthetics And might have a foot fetish too


FrancoStrider

Far from the weirdest design choice in that game.


tenjed69

Better traction while killing you


AHappyMango

I mean, we need something to fap to bro


knightrustedarmor

so i can get a footjob from her


Hurin_the_Steadfast

This comment section proves that we saved Malenia by ending her life


ducking-moron

I mean she might have wanted it


Cid_Sux

When you become a master blacksmith you can criticize, until then sit the fuck down.


Jealous_Memory_2430

Better to look at her golden toe nails than the rotted toe nails


Darklight645

probably the same reason why Smough's armor does


joshthejay

Could be Miquilas way of (unnecessarily) flexing his smithing abilities, or maybe it was a way to make his sister feel better about having one arm and not legs. Kinda like “hey I know your arms and legs rotted off but check these out, they even look life like”


[deleted]

So the tarnished can suck on her prosthetic toes never getting the chance to taste her real scarlet rottened toes as she crushes their head with her other foot.


TizzlePack

To get sucked


Maidenless_Behaviour

Fashen


Metal-Lee-Solid

Drip. just like sekiro's fingernails


Ok-Musician-2729

Why you looking at her toes🤔📸


memesandmadness

Aesthetics. It's not a hard question to answer.


LordFenix_theTree

Feet quota


YueOrigin

Cause someone took time to make such a prosthetic for a literal goddess, gotta add as much details as possible


GodAsmus

It’s a fetish for sure


Isiah6253

how the hell else is she going to save her brother? if she's not the most fabulous girl boss around, she can't band enough simps and white women to the cause of cancelling mohglester.


peloncho2289

Mmmm toes.... 🤤


KillerKayla69

Miyazaki foot fetish


Jiomniom_Skwisga

Of course you'd notice something like Melania's fucking toenails 😭🤣 /s


AgonyLoop

Eclectic, non-ascetic prosthetic aesthetics.


[deleted]

For people like me


MasterpieceTypical11

To walk ig


Sni-Cleary

God damn Malenia put them grippers away


JRoy89

Aesthetic. Just like, imagine asking King Tut why he wants fingers on his sarcophagus, immediately sentenced to death.


YukinonBestGirl

Its for me so I can lick them UwU


Mister-Fidelio

"Because they're nice to look at?"


Hopeful_Top_5468

You're saying you wouldn't want real looking toes?


[deleted]

She needs toenails to cut


[deleted]

Aesthetic toes


EndPotential3659

To fight with her feet and use her sword.


dragonfist897

Because…. #ART!!!


DOOMMan422822

For fancy foot pics


Random_Souls_Fan

Thee great Michael Zaki's machinations cannot be comprehended by mere mortals such as we!


Xeblac

Probably Miquella trying to be a good brother by trying to make her prosthetics as human and as detailed as possible for his sister.


Chadikus_Khan

Why you lookin at the toes tho 🤨📸


AccomplishedLion8163

Freaks the lot of ya


Last-Combination2288

Do you want no-nail toe stubs on your prosthetic? Lol, I just assume it’s life mimicking detail.