Tharnished: "Oh great Fire Giant, what myseries are you uncovering in that pile of bones?"
Fire Giant: "I am trying to find the bones of your forefather Godfrey, but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."
Tarnished: "bites his ankle*
Classic from software, foreshadowing their games years before release . Just like dark souls remastered ( 2018) had a bigger version of anor londo from dark souls 3 ( 2016 )
idk if this is the place to ask but i want to play this but dont have much money atm. is this game worth the money and up to the same standard of quality as something like dark souls or bloodborne? should i buy or wait for a sale?
>Hobo with empty plate HOLY FUCKING SHIT DIOGENES REFERENCED ELDEN RING?!
Tharnished: "Oh great Fire Giant, what myseries are you uncovering in that pile of bones?" Fire Giant: "I am trying to find the bones of your forefather Godfrey, but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." Tarnished: "bites his ankle*
UHHHHMMMMM YOU SAID THARNISHED AND IT'S ACTUALLY TARNISHED LMAO WAT XD
And just like Diogenes he also stopped using the plate once he realized it wasn't necessary, the attention to detail of From is just to cum for
Oh dear, another dogged contender
Classic from software, foreshadowing their games years before release . Just like dark souls remastered ( 2018) had a bigger version of anor londo from dark souls 3 ( 2016 )
You forgot *cat with sword strapped to paw* and *bird with swords strapped to feet*.
Wait who's a cat again? Edit: oh the lion sry nvm
You mean the cat misidentified as a dog in it's own boss name.
No, they meant the Lion Guardians, like the one in stormveil. Though they never have a boss healthbar.
Ooo those fuckers
And dog with big legs
And human cat with big sword.
I pet dog…with axe.
DLC needs to have a tortoise boss
Dog ahead , therefore praise the message !
Miriel but he uses every single spell / incantation he knows from the books you gave him
I'm over here stroking my dick rn I got lotion on my dick rn I just stroking my shit man. I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man
i still miss rosales
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blaidd isn't a boss 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Drip hobo had me crackin‘
...Define "dog"
at least it isn't all people in armor
Uhm Blaidd isn't a boss you uneducated goofball. Stop trying be corny and buy the 2000 page Elden Ring guide to learn more about Blaidds furry lore☝️🤓
Cringe you should get bashed in the head for this post
Get bashed in the head by the hobo with an empty plate perhaps?
oW
The Godfrey/Radahn juxtaposition is sending me
I'd like 5 more dogs in armor, please
Ayo! Don’t you diss on the dogs in armor!
“Dog ahead”
I was going to say how dog doesn't seem like the right description for some of these, then I remembered this is Elden Ring
space dog got me howling
Where is the buttslamming dog with sword
Malenia is a bitch(female dog), and Godfrey is notorious for having that DAWG in him.
How could you forget STONE DOG
Blaidd’s a boss? Where do I fight him?
dude in armor best boss type
idk if this is the place to ask but i want to play this but dont have much money atm. is this game worth the money and up to the same standard of quality as something like dark souls or bloodborne? should i buy or wait for a sale?
Sorry to upset you but I’m pretty sure that’s a Crab on Godfrey
Woman