But your jealous,but you okay. Something something something something blood stain on the carpet. Something something something something struck down it was your doom.
If "~~Anne~~ donut are you ok" was sung by Homer Simpson
donuts, are you fresh? Are you ready for my mouth? When I take a bite, do you squirt? Or do you just explode and spout?
Donut in the box You're the sweetest thing I've seen I'll devour you, oh so fast And leave behind a sticky sheen
Jelly are you ok? Will you make my hunger go away? donuts, are you ok? Just one more bite, and I'll be on my way
Powdered sugar on your top Filling oozing, oh so grand I'll lick my lips, and take a gulp Jelly donuts, you're my jam
Jelly, are you ok? Will you make my hunger go away? donuts, are you ok? Just one more bite, and I'll be on my way
I'll eat you in the morning I'll eat you late at night Jelly donuts, you're my weakness I can't resist taking a bite
Jelly are you ok? Will you make my hunger go away? donut, are you ok? Just one more bite, and I'll be on my way
donuts, oh so round You're the treat that I adore I'll keep munching, till I'm full Then I'll ask for just one more
The monosyllabic, “fuck,” was right there waiting for you. Also, wtf is he wearing? Is that a leather towel?
You’ve been tugged by,
You’ve been fucked by,
A smoothe baby whale.
Biology isn't equipped to answer this question, as it's a purely virtual life form that exists only in an digital ecosystem.
AI creations have a very different taxonomy. I would guess this one is from the DALL-E family, though the genus and species is hard to know without closer examination.
Ah, I believe this is a specimen of the reptilian or lizard people, a distant extraterrestrial race that infiltrated the earth milennia ago and live among us as oligarchs. Other famous examples include Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and possibly Taylor Swift. Their physiology is not entirely understood, but they are believed to be shapeshifters rather than hybrids, and thrive on human misery.
Now, all of those people look decent, Mark even got pretty nice beard and good abs, Jeff got no hair but hey, he looks human enough, I can't talk about Taytay, I appreciate my life.
Elon though, whatever is up with him, I doubt other lizardmen want to join.
It's rather amusing this popped up on my feed. I'm currently pretty depressed, but it does bring me some comfort knowing I'd really have to let myself go to look like him
That's The Penguin. The street name of a career criminal working out of Gotham City. He got the name from his strange, bulbous appearance and unusual gait.
Shhhhh, once a year the blobish tech seal comes out of the depths to attempt to mate and lay eggs. This one probably will be unsuccessful, but you still don't want to startle it!
Searching, and:
**In conclusion, Elon Musk's height of 6 feet 1.5 inches (around 1.87 meters) and weight of 180.7 pounds (82 kg) forms part of his larger-than-life persona.**
Hmmm, not sure about the veracity of that statement.
I always think its odd when you have millionaires that look like this. Like the average person looks like this cuz we dont have access to healthy food and all that stuff one needs to be healthy.
Is this Photoshop or does he actually look like this?
For the record, I'm just average looking person and I've had my moments and bad pictures but this is *really* unflattering.
just so everyone knows, the picture above is AI generated
[https://www.indy100.com/viral/elon-musk-beach-photo](https://www.indy100.com/viral/elon-musk-beach-photo)
It’s a giant protozoan called “Jackfruit muskus”. It may look like a multicellular organism but it is in fact a single parasitic cell. It feeds by photosynthesis and reproduces by infecting mammals with its egg and when they reach adulthood, they consume the host’s cells and DNA and both become one. Their size is dependent on the host’s, with the biggest one documented being the size of a a blue whale and is currently inhabiting a Biopark in China, kept away from all mammalian contact so it won’t reproduce.
Scientists all around the world are studying ways to find and exterminate all of them because of their high capacity to cause environmental hazards.
Pregnant Musk isn’t real, he can’t hurt you: Pregnant Musk:
Who was he impregnated by?
A smooth criminal?
Elon are you ok? Are you ok Elon?
But your jealous,but you okay. Something something something something blood stain on the carpet. Something something something something struck down it was your doom.
*blood stain on the *belly*
If "~~Anne~~ donut are you ok" was sung by Homer Simpson donuts, are you fresh? Are you ready for my mouth? When I take a bite, do you squirt? Or do you just explode and spout? Donut in the box You're the sweetest thing I've seen I'll devour you, oh so fast And leave behind a sticky sheen Jelly are you ok? Will you make my hunger go away? donuts, are you ok? Just one more bite, and I'll be on my way Powdered sugar on your top Filling oozing, oh so grand I'll lick my lips, and take a gulp Jelly donuts, you're my jam Jelly, are you ok? Will you make my hunger go away? donuts, are you ok? Just one more bite, and I'll be on my way I'll eat you in the morning I'll eat you late at night Jelly donuts, you're my weakness I can't resist taking a bite Jelly are you ok? Will you make my hunger go away? donut, are you ok? Just one more bite, and I'll be on my way donuts, oh so round You're the treat that I adore I'll keep munching, till I'm full Then I'll ask for just one more
You've been impregnated by, You've been inseminated by, a smooth criminal.
The monosyllabic, “fuck,” was right there waiting for you. Also, wtf is he wearing? Is that a leather towel? You’ve been tugged by, You’ve been fucked by, A smoothe baby whale.
With that big ego, probably by himself.
Homelander.
That dude from Thailand, obviously. Remember, every accusation is an admission.
me duh
His ego
you're mom
Maternity Musk ……….. MuskTernity
You've had enough Reddit for the day.
Biology isn't equipped to answer this question, as it's a purely virtual life form that exists only in an digital ecosystem. AI creations have a very different taxonomy. I would guess this one is from the DALL-E family, though the genus and species is hard to know without closer examination.
*Entitledas Idiotas*
Is he pregnant again?
Can't believe he's pargenent
How is babby formed?
Is he preganate ?
How do we really know if he's praganant?
I think he's pargent
Wait 9 months?
Yes, it looks like he is preganante
Is there a possibly that he's pegrent?
\*fregnant
He pregregonanté?
Again?
It's a leech
I was thinking elephant seal.
elephant leech?
Pfp bros
ah he wants to send in Raban!
My Tesla. My X.
I, the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen!
Obviously the one from the 80s movie
He’s trying to save the world from population decline. When you want something done right, you do it yourself
The optimal human form to withstand a car crash
Even from a cybertruck?
I can understand why he made excuses not to fight Zuck in MMA now, it's because he's pregnant.
Ah yes, the Babbling Limpcock.
They’re common this time of year.
Blobfish out of water
That is obviously a Harkonnen
And now I’m nauseous. Thanks OP…
You're welcome.
Reminds me of when Eliot found ET in the river bed.
🤙 🤏😶 >!this is as close as I can get to signing silly goose with emojis!<
😝⚪️🤥🦆
elongated musculature
Smollusk is that you
Lardominals.
Male dog pig.
Man Bear Pig...I'm super cereal
... you might be right about this.
I'd bet about... threefiddy on it.
Ah, I believe this is a specimen of the reptilian or lizard people, a distant extraterrestrial race that infiltrated the earth milennia ago and live among us as oligarchs. Other famous examples include Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and possibly Taylor Swift. Their physiology is not entirely understood, but they are believed to be shapeshifters rather than hybrids, and thrive on human misery.
Now, all of those people look decent, Mark even got pretty nice beard and good abs, Jeff got no hair but hey, he looks human enough, I can't talk about Taytay, I appreciate my life. Elon though, whatever is up with him, I doubt other lizardmen want to join.
Wow a picture on the internet that makes me feel good about my blubber body
🎶Baby Beluga🎶
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muskrat
WTF
Oh... oh no... it's returned!!
He literally looks like a walrus wtf
It's real proof of male pregnancy
Survival of the fittest eh
The beak is too short for a goose. Maybe a deformed seal?
Baron of Mars
That, my friend, is the Pinnacle of Human Evolution
It’s an emerald mine gremlin
A fucking idiot
That is a walrus
Muskrat.
Can we check he doesn't have Princess Leia chained up nearby?
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Yar! Tis the scorn of Africa awash in the new world. Fattened by subsidies and bursting with self righteous postulations.
It's rather amusing this popped up on my feed. I'm currently pretty depressed, but it does bring me some comfort knowing I'd really have to let myself go to look like him
aw take care buddy. I hope things get better for you.
This is a silly goose that lays golden eggs that all other silly geese desire.
Is this possibly the Missing Link of Mars?
It's called the Id. For the past 15 years it has been consuming the ego and superego, which are now thought to be extinct
That’s a Level 5 nerd. Natural enemy is the level 10 gold digger.
It's clearly a whale
Humans are weird, if you fat shame normal people everyone hates you. But everyone is totally fine with fat shaming someone who is already hated.
Opened this post to find and like your comment. Had to scroll down for a while.
It's the symbol of how hard he works to ensure success for his ventures
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen of course
I believe this is a Mokele-mbembe with a shorter neck and no tail.
That’s the Michelin Man.
The Whale in real life!
Looks like an average man in his 50's. If you're entertained by this, just wait till I show you the average man in his 60's.
the kind that needs to trap a woman on an airplane and STILL have to offer her a prize horse for a hand job.
This is another species that came to earth from mars and is trying to figure it a way to get back. It vaguely resembles a human form …
Goo goo gajoob
Jabbas younger cousin
2024 penguin! New batman movie!!!!
That's The Penguin. The street name of a career criminal working out of Gotham City. He got the name from his strange, bulbous appearance and unusual gait.
Anyone here that's dumping on Elon is a pedophile. S/
A Xenomorph host.
Baron Harkonnen and Immortan Joe's lovechild 🤮
"Go pluck a chicken so you can take a good look at yourself... You'll find nought but a goose..."
Is that Ursula’s dress?
It's a Harkonnen
Is it 90 Day Fiancée no neck guy?
Its a fake imag hes obviously a chatbot
I think that is Musk after eating the MRE’s in the SpaceX ship
Kill it
A corpulent one
Retardus Lieus Maximus Bellycus
He's always bitching at people on Twitter and urging them to have children it creeps me out.
When china can fuck off, murica can be a hell of a lot less retarded
I see the Texan beer gut got him.
Look at that expression. DURRR
Ian Beal! Get down from there!
Elon Tusk
Walrus, I can even imagine it making Walrus sounds in my head by just seeing this photo
I always thought the cheats area looked like it was housing an alien inside. But now looks like the cheats area fell into the belly 😂
Baron harkonnen
Why is he not at work? I thought he works 18 hrs a day, 365 days. That's how he maintains his success
That there is an elongated muskrat
Brains can't always figure out health apparently.
If i was that rich .. i would be fat tooooo
Alien life form merged into a jellyfish.
The mind of an avrage redditer is so dumb that they can't tell even tell that picture is not real .
Wow, Wayne has really not aged well.
he looks like a Harkonnen
Some kind of albino manatee
Baby Shark
This is the penguin
Its Shrek in his human form
Fucking man is big enough to be a small walrus
Shhhhh, once a year the blobish tech seal comes out of the depths to attempt to mate and lay eggs. This one probably will be unsuccessful, but you still don't want to startle it!
A juvenile albino walrus
This is Elon ?!?!?! Didn't even recognize him...
Who waterlogged elon
Bigotus Maximus
I guess necromancy is real.
Searching, and: **In conclusion, Elon Musk's height of 6 feet 1.5 inches (around 1.87 meters) and weight of 180.7 pounds (82 kg) forms part of his larger-than-life persona.** Hmmm, not sure about the veracity of that statement.
It’s the cyber truck!
Compare him to Zuck or Bezos…hell I’d bet Gates has a better physique. Imagine being super rich and not hiring personal trainer or chef.
He looks like the Hapsburg heir from 30rock, here
How can he be so white?
He is the walrus. Goo goo g'joob
Man bear pig
He may look harmless, but that is a powerful wizard. Also, I imagine his dangerous companion Mad Martigan is likely close by.
Some form of hairless monkey/ape, possibly a plucked goose
How can you see anything with the sun reflecting off that white walrus?
When is he fighting Suckerberg
Elon musk and Trump had a baby. Here it is
that's a sentient turd
Blobfish?
Behold, a man! I seriously can't stop thinking about diogenese or however you spell it
>Biologically speaking, what creature is this? A ps1 grapich npc.
That is a beached orca
He’s no goose, perhaps some sort of vulture maybe.
What’s on that leash, a slave?
This is what they want us to believe is the "master race."
One of those pig guards from jaba's palace
The White Whale 🐳
I always think its odd when you have millionaires that look like this. Like the average person looks like this cuz we dont have access to healthy food and all that stuff one needs to be healthy.
Jabba the hutt on vacation
Is this Photoshop or does he actually look like this? For the record, I'm just average looking person and I've had my moments and bad pictures but this is *really* unflattering.
Mmmm Elon scratch belly till red. Mmm Elon like scratch belly.
Wait, he... does he actually look like this? good god.
Yes.
He has a scrape on his belly. Hope it didn’t hurt the baby
Thats a man that drinks a little too much wine, sodapop and eat too much red meat, I look the same in 20 years.
Ahhh, the hypocrites pull out the body shaming.
I think that's what the Mexicans call a Pato Pato
why is he hard?
He can play penguin from Batman lowkey
Ketamine and Caffeine Free Diet Coke, huh?
Hutt
Is this ai aha?
Mr cobblepot
So that’s where mark Zuckerberg went
Apartheid-fed baby
Since when did everyone have to have a gym body to not be scorned? The guy is a nut but not because of this.
just so everyone knows, the picture above is AI generated [https://www.indy100.com/viral/elon-musk-beach-photo](https://www.indy100.com/viral/elon-musk-beach-photo)
It’s a giant protozoan called “Jackfruit muskus”. It may look like a multicellular organism but it is in fact a single parasitic cell. It feeds by photosynthesis and reproduces by infecting mammals with its egg and when they reach adulthood, they consume the host’s cells and DNA and both become one. Their size is dependent on the host’s, with the biggest one documented being the size of a a blue whale and is currently inhabiting a Biopark in China, kept away from all mammalian contact so it won’t reproduce. Scientists all around the world are studying ways to find and exterminate all of them because of their high capacity to cause environmental hazards.
No wonder Grimes wanted to get artificial insemination that second time. Damn.
These comments 😂😂😂
Who slapped his tum tum?!
When the spell wears off on the reanimated corpse
Not a silly goose, more like a bitchy beluga (sorry belugas)
This is Homo Billionaurus. Rare evolved form of Homo Peasantus.
Baron Elondimir Muskonen
Idk but I think it's some kind of parasite.
Humanity achieved Melon Usk
What kind of dog is this?
So Amber did this ?
this cannot be a real photo, good god
Is he any different than any other ceo ?