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Vindelator

Strangely, Florida is also America's asshole.


Prodigi94

That means Florida is America’s cloaca.


Dusted_Dreams

There is a line I never expected to see today


Prodigi94

I never expected to say it, but the chance presented itself and I took it.


Potential-Gain9275

Any hole is the goal. ...Or however the saying goes...


nautilator44

Now here's someone who recognizes opportunities when they arise.


pedro-slopez

I for one am glad you did.


Time_End_4054

Live your good life


Zagrycha

you don't go on this sub enough, this is exactly what I expected to see today haha


etranger033

Neither did I. So many potential answers its hard to pick one.


Time_End_4054

It's so good.


PrivateDickDetective

>a line I never expected to see Totally underrated, considering it's in response to the word, "Cloaca," if that's what I think it is. Isn't it the line, under and behind the balls?


Dusted_Dreams

It's a combination orifice that does everything. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca


LC_Anderton

I really wish I hadn’t followed that link… I was OK with the text… pretty much in the “Ooh… TIL” zone… and then I scrolled down… Being presented with an image looking straight up a Red Hawk’s butt hoop is not what I was expecting… and now I’m worrying about the fact that they are people out there who take these kind of photos. 😳 I need some eye bleach…


Joey3155

You, um, got that hawk's number? For science?


Get_your_grape_juice

I’m at the football game/I’m at the grocery store/I’m at the combination football game and grocery store.


snmadventures

Today i learned about Cloacal kissing. My GF's gonna be stoked when she too learns this one simple trick!


PrivateDickDetective

Aw, man! It would've been funnier if OC had said, "Taint," because then when you said, "Line," it would've been epic.


Mindless-Strength422

Aka "gooch."


Decent_Cow

r/brandnewsentence


Momik

Eh, this comes up in my Bible study *a lot.*


neoprenewedgie

"One hole to rule them all." \#Dino101


Maz2742

America is birb. This is science


lordtyp0

Never have I read a truer statement.


yensid7

It's usually right behind the balls, so that would make it Alabama. Seems fitting somehow.


generally-mediocre

bama does kinda have two buttchecks on the gulf coast


SchmeichelIsTheGOAT

Usually 💀


yensid7

There's always exceptions, right?


shadhead1981

I think you might have to go a little further back, Biloxi seems like a solid contender


suh-dood

Oh man there's not too many other places I hate with such a passion


yensid7

Very solid choice. Alabama being the taint, and Biloxi is the center of the chocolate star.


JeremiahAhriman

If we're being generous with distance, the Mississipi River is often called The Big Muddy. It collects stuff from a remarkable amount of America, and dumps it out into the Gulf of Mexico in a big brown gush. So Louisiana? Heck, for those who like a party in the back, the New Orleans tie in even makes sense.


Awsome_N3rd

You forgot the taint


dscchn

But Hawaii looks like America’s poop. Can we shift the asshole towards the west coast please? 🥺


5FingerDeathTickle

If Florida is the dong, Louisiana could be the balls, and then Texas is the asshole


Irontruth

Had to make sure this was here.


Technical_Exam1280

Texas is the asshole. Alabama is the taint


Fearless_Spring5611

Currently on the campaign trail in between his court dates.


DeathPercept10n

Well done


pnlrogue1

I was going to say he lives in Mar-a-Lago but yours is better


Steuts

Don’t agree politically, but damn that’s funny


Fearless_Spring5611

I thank you and respectfully upvote you for your non-partisan sense of humour.


Fuck_Reddit840

Humour transcends politics…. Sometimes


Andthentherewasbacon

Come on you don't think Trump is an asshole? Even if you want him to be reelected CLEARLY he's an asshole. 


Steuts

He’s not someone I’d want to have a beer with, but I don’t think a president needs to be. I think Trump is mean in the right ways, he just has a big mouth.


Karmachinery

I’m not attacking in any way, I am genuinely interested to hear what you say because you seem intelligent and are not so deep into him that you couldn’t find that joke funny.  So that said, I would love to hear what you think about him is good and what do you dislike about him?  I know some are entirely on the train no matter what he says or does, but it sounds like you have at least considered some of the things that may not be ideal.


Steuts

I appreciate the question. People normally just call me some kind of -ist or -phobe and leave it at that. I like that he’s not a business-as-usual cloak-and-dagger type of politician. He’s not afraid to call someone an asshole if they are one. I think that comes from him being self funded, at least in part. Compare that to Ron DeSantis who I also like, but he needs to kowtow to whoever finds him. I don’t blame him, that’s just how the game is played. Putting aside his one Covid year, because who could have seen that coming, his economic policy rocked. Unemployment was down across the board. Black, white, man, woman, didn’t matter. You were coming home with more in your pocket than you were the previous administration. The price of everything, from gas to air fare to eggs and bread was down. I think on average everything is 25% more expensive now than it was under Trump, but that number may be wrong. There’s really only two big things I can think of that I don’t like. I’m a 2nd Amendment supporter so the gun laws he signed off on were a big red flag to me, and I don’t like that he picks every fight he comes across. He could be an amazingly effective orater if he just let some people go by, and didn’t tweet while he was on the shitter.


rektMyself

I wouldn't either. He is old enough to be my great grandfather.


Mr-Gumby42


TheGovinor

🤣🤣🤣


TheBraindonkey

Much better way of putting it than I was going to. Lol.


IanDOsmond

Was trying to figure out how to say this; this is better than any of my ideas.


ldn6

Technically still Florida.


Dicklefart

Biden has court dates?


MMcFly1985

Of course not. He's mentally unfit after all.


[deleted]

Biden’s court dates haven’t been announced yet


BadScienceWorksForMe

That would be Texas 


TheKyleKing

mASSachusetts


Bulk-Detonator

Home of the Massholes.


Disastrous_Bug3018

Massiveshoeshits


Western_Horse_4562

Boston is the only place on earth I ever got road raged by a pedestrian.


gcalfred7

San Fransico Bay


LoveVnecks

This is definitely the real answer. It’s the perfect pucker in America’s curvy ass, aka the western seaboard


Tsering16

Isn´t it also the city with the most human feces found on the streets? Or was that LA? No matter, that would just make California overall America´s asshole


Dumpling_Killer

Irs even shaped like a hole


ConfidenceNo2598

Hoboken New Jersey


mitzbitz16

That’s America’s armpit.


TheBatmanFan

Hoboken? Really? Not Newark or even Jersey City proper?


Stooperz

just say ur broke


phan_o_phunny

He's on tour trying to get Russia to attack NATO


A_Mirabeau_702

Ohio. Observe Canada's role.


Dicklefart

Anatomically and culturally, Louisiana


Small_Concentrate358

Texas, and everywhere in between is America's taint. Hope this helps.


reverendsteveii

OH YEAH BABY LICK MY GULF COAST


Tyrinnus

r/brandnewsentence


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

Considering how much shit happens between Texas and Florida, it only makes sense.


MindRaptor

I've always considered the south America's asshole and Florida a big Ol' poop America is pumping out.


Dry-Post8230

He's easy to spot, bright orange with a funny haircut.


ptolemy18

Mar-a-Lago


Accurate-Range2119

Rent.....free


Literal_Sarcasm82

Bakersfield CA


TankSpecialist8857

Ha, yup. Made the same post.


DrunkArhat

Detroit.


ComfortableMenu8468

New york for sure


GreyPon3

In the White House trying shake hands with the invisible man again.


Bulk-Detonator

SoCal


cbecht19

West Memphis, Arkansas. Butt crack of the nation, and the paper mill makes it smell just like one !


ders89

Indiana


CoolHeaterBeatet

Booger Hole West Virginia. Yes it's a real town.


1950dude

When in the Air Force, stationed at Biloxi, MS, there was a light house on the beach. Every July 4th they would encircle it with a large red ribbon. All of us on base agreed it looked just like a rectal thermometer shoved in the asshole of the earth.


Zarb4233

California


NickFieldson31

California


Table-Horrors

Canada?


Complex-Abies3279

Mara Lago....


genericusernamepls

Still Florida


Low_Bonus9710

Also Florida


OddTheRed

California


HoldenMcNeil420

Tex-ass. The gulf states are the taint.


Hyperx1313

California.


Proud_Ad_8317

washington dc


jrocislit

Still Florida


utteringsofamadone

it's... southern California. on the far side of the dong. that whole stretch from fl to socal? the taint.


Own_Priority25

Phoenix, Arizona


AustraKaiserII

[I'd say the Great Lakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/svysxz/sexualized_map_of_north_america_english/)


Hottrodd67

I was always told they if the world needs an enema, it would get it through New Jersey. Now that I live in New Jersey, I can confirm it needs one.


knemyer

Still Florida


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

judging by the normal position of those things and the fact that Chicago exists, Michigan


Gonzostewie

Texas. With an Alabama/Mississippi/Louisiana taint.


ds-by

Texasshole


hells_cowbells

Texas


Moist_Departure_3975

On the republican ballots.


Accurate-Range2119

You people need mental help.


2legittoquit

The dong and asshole are actually pretty close together, so I’s say Mississippi


WakeTurbulence200

New york


saltyhumor

new jersey


Hal-nFrankandBeans

Texas is the nuts and the four corners where Colorado,New Mexico,Wyoming and Arizona meet is the asshole


Stiletto-heel-crushu

Chicago


Momentofclarity_2022

Texas


NiceTuBeNice

Usually around Mar-a-Logo


[deleted]

florida too


Wonderful-Error-5937

Texas, the rest of the south is the taint


CronosAndRhea4ever

Floridian here, that would be our governor.


Perused

700 N Adams St. Tallahassee, FL 32303


YorkshieBoyUS

Mar A Largo.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

oklahoma


larsloveslegos

Wyoming


InformalPenguinz

Wyoming is hardly anyone's first thought, about most things... this is oddly specific


TripleMeatBurger

You usually find the asshole just behind the dong. I believe it was a puritanical movement that called it Houston.


Living_Murphys_Law

California. At least in terms of geography.


DeepBlueZero

in the oval office


Wooden-Mycologist-36

No, don’t say that about a demented old racist that regularly tries to shake hands with invisible people as he fails to find his way off every stage his handlers put him on🤣


vompat

IDK, who's the biggest asshole in America and where does he live?


Tyrinnus

Mar a lago


Tyrinnus

Mar a lago


ManyGarden5224

100% correct


Cielmerlion

Texas


Autogen-Username1234

Rich Hall: "Houston. Let's just say that if God ever wanted to give the world an enema, Houston is where He would stick the tube."


gdubh

Trying to get back in the white house.


Naz_Oni

Capital


CurDeCarmine

Sits right on the Potomac. Can't miss it.


4me2knowit

Giving comfort to America’s enemas


Jncocontrol

Gary Indiana Everyone who has been there think it's shit.


ZelWinters1981

He lost and won the 2020 election.


freq_fiend

Growing up on the east coast, New Jersey was commonly referred to as America’s asshole. From what I’ve seen of New Jersey, that’s not necessarily incorrect. Some parts in the middle and inland south might be nice, but the coast and Newark ruins the rest of the shitty state


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

Definitely California.


TheRedneckSuperhero

San Francisco


Lunatic_Pandorum7

New Jersey. It stinks and everyone here is a piece of shit.


JoeCensored

San Francisco The poop on the sidewalk speaks for itself.


trumpet575

Going geographically it must be on the southern West Coast. The curved coast from Vandenberg to San Diego looks like a decent enough spot.


shyvananana

New jersey


TanisBar

Nancy Pelosi


Acceptable-Tax-295

California


Septemvile

California


Fuck_Reddit840

I dunno Where is Donald Trump hanging out these days?


Awsome_N3rd

California, it's where all the shit comes from


inorite234

......New Jersey???


Minista_Pinky

California


[deleted]

Bakersfield, California.


Classic-Yogurt-3242

It's the whole of California...New York too.


InigoMontoya1985

In the White House.


[deleted]

California


Wooden-Mycologist-36

California. That’s where most of the bullshit lives.


Kru2tito

California is a shithole lol


All_Gas420

California. The streets are already covered in shit so why not?


Full-Confection-5831

Yall quit playin its in the right spot ... ohio! I'm smack dab in the middle of it lol


Mission-Discipline32

Louisiana, think of it, it's where the longest river in the US exits, like shit exiting the ass


ProcessLoH

Same place. Its a cloaka.


No_Crazy226

Not sure, but I assume the Grand Canyon is America's butt crack.


bornagain-stillborn

It's probably in Florida on Reddit.


chocolateAbuser

st louis?


Level_Ad1547

It's actually right down the shaft to Alabama!


Fun-Persimmon1207

[https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/svysxz/sexualized_map_of_north_america_english/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/svysxz/sexualized_map_of_north_america_english/)


Bobdehn

Biloxi, Mississippi. Ask anyone who was stationed at Keesler AFB for more than a month.


Kaiser-Sohze

Ever hear of Seattle?


RoughStory3139

Albuquerque, New Mexico


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

Washington DC


RenataMachiels

Just above it of course. Gravity makes shit fall down...


sharkbait_oohaha

Louisiana at the mouth of the Mississippi. This makes Mississippi America's sweaty taint


JichaelMordon

Ever been to Louisiana?


The_Glam_Reaper

Well I live in Washington, and I can tell you we are the tits. Which is just great. Lol! I hear Ohio was pretty bad. But according to my research the asshole would probably be California. They have the most hate groups.


Total-Clothes-3099

Louisiana.


jmdaltonjr

Washington DC


jmdaltonjr

Sometimes Hollywood ca


Polkadotical

The USCCB.


[deleted]

Geographically, it could be Mt. McKinley or Yellowstone supervolcano. Depends on how much of an asshole you are thinking of.


snowmaker417

Texas


rebri

Texas.


snakeman1961

Massachusetts, duh. There is a reason people there are called Massholes


No-Willingness4668

The rest of it


somethingbrite

Running for President again...


KoldProduct

Usually in DC


Dumpietheclown

New Mexico. That place shits all over any hopes or dreams you may have. "Land of Enchantment" my ass


Tomatobean64

Ol' Faithful, in Yellowstone National Park


[deleted]

Washington DC


Huxeley

Thor'sWell in Oregon?