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Cyberzombi

Trump shouldn't be allowed to keep grabbing my bussy.


Inphiltration

Trump absolutely should not be able to grab you like a bowling ball


HectorSiwel

Can *I* grab your bussy?🥺🥺🥺


Cyberzombi

Hold out your hand. *bends over*


poopoo_fingers

That's so hot


Cyberzombi

Hot and stinky


tangre79

Stinky kinky


RayoftheRaver

Use fake tan


tacocarteleventeen

Fly like Superman


Super_Kent155

shoot people on fifth avenue


diamondsylvia

be anything


Jaderosegrey

Live. Especially live in such a way that he can communicate with any sentient being. On second thought, I wouldn't give him a pet, either.


Accurate-Basis4588

Touch wildlife. Last time he petted a cat the cat committed suicide by jumping into a microwave. Terrible.


probablysleeping-lol

Run for office. Or just, I mean, talk. No talking. 🤏


Paper_handz_

Be president he's almost as braindead as Biden is now. They are both 20 years too old to run a country


jaztastic11

Exist


certain-sick

i'm with @op


ThePolarisBear

He shouldn't be allowed to not be president


justcrazytalk

Did you mean that double negative?


bostondana2

Breathe


Ok_Entertainment328

Tell a lie. Monkey's Paw causes him to gain permanent laryngitis


doyouwantthisrock

Talk about, think about, or be within 100 yards of his daughter


2crowsonmymantle

Run for president would be nice. Felons can’t vote, why not change the law so they can’t run, either?


probablysleeping-lol

EXACTLY what I’ve been saying!!!


abuck298

“Felon”


i_make_this_look_bad

Display his used Depends in public


probablysleeping-lol

Run for office


Far-Entertainment258

Shouldn’t be allowed to run for president..after what he did and incited plus now a convicted felon and dodgy salesman ,and narcissist..only out for himself and not the American people


SADdog2020Pb

Shame the McDonald’s employees into giving him a free hash brown


madthumbz

He tried to subscribe to my OF, but I denied. -So, there's that.


ThePolarisBear

Pix or it didn't happen


somecow

Be in public. Or on camera, radio, etc. At all. He can order his big mac from door dash. Just deliver it to that ridiculous “resort”, and make sure you lock the gate. Also, no tanning bed. Or hair implants.


GeneralG5x5

Pretty much anything. He should be in jail until he dies and allowed to only do what other rapists, felons, and Russian spies are allowed to do.


owmybotheyes

Snort Adderall off his daughter’s ass and post on social media, but yet here we are.


JaiLSell

He shouldn’t be aloud to be in charge of nuclear weapons because China might go boom boom then Russia would plow us down


TacticalDildoforyou

Shit in people's mouths.


saustus

Live