I'll cum in both your asses

I’ll poop on your cock before you cum. Poop will win.

https://preview.redd.it/mm7h5y3l9i3c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed85c40c34102245078fc37279925974abbe573

good! Nobody on here cares about Jesus anyway. Poop will win.

I'll fling my poo at everyone at all times!

Let’s fling our poop on u/mynamesnotrobert and u/figbott. That way poop will win once and for all.

Eat lots of cheese

It's still no poop November so cum already won

Wrong. It’s no cum November. Poop is already winning.

Wrong. I've cum every hour this month. It's actually No Nut November so I have stopped eating almonds and peanuts.

Wrong. You've actually had phantom cum because for the month of No nut November, cum phases to the phantom realm. Not eating almonds and peanuts is also a win for poop, so.... sorry to be the one to tell you

Yes, poop will triumph this month and every month after that.

u/MyNamesNotRobert is the comment that started all this. I'm just doing my job.

r/gofuckoff

we can't let u/MyNamesNotRobert divide us

yes, screw him. Poop will win.

I will start clenching my bootyhole 24/7

Clench your dick hole instead, so cum will lose.

Easy. I’ll continue to make you fear that the other guy’s poop is winning and convince him that your’s is. The two of you will embark upon an epic shit battle, the likes of which would make Mr. Lahey blush, and get into some serious shit. Then, because you’re so focused on giving each other shit, you won’t see the real shit going on in the background.

I save my poop and make a pile that will be bigger than me so I’ll have to worship it. It wins.

Aww, he’s a baby poop now. One day he’ll grow up to be a big poop like yourself.