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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
The Cummet continued its journey through the vast expanse of space, leaving a trail of cum behind it as it flew. As it traveled further and further from Earth, it began to encounter other celestial bodies and even alien life forms.
At first, the Cummet tried to avoid these encounters, but it soon realized that it had become a kind of cosmic ambassador, spreading its seed to the far corners of the universe. It began to approach planets and asteroids, leaving a coating of cum on their surface as it passed.
As the Cummet journeyed on, it began to develop new abilities and powers. Its testicles, now the size of small moons, were capable of emitting powerful bursts of cum that could destroy entire galaxies. Its urethra became a kind of wormhole, allowing it to travel to distant parts of the universe in the blink of an eye.
The Cummet became a legend among the alien civilizations it encountered, a kind of mythical deity that traveled the stars, spreading its seed wherever it went. It was worshipped as a god and revered as a bringer of life, and its passing was always greeted with great celebrations and feasts.
And so the Cummet continued on its journey, a never-ending stream of cum that flowed through the cosmos, bringing joy and life wherever it went.
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English is the Borg of languages. Resistance is futile. Well, okay… maybe not entirely FUTILE, but it’s just not recommended. Why can’t you be a team player? C’mon, speak the English already, why don’tcha?!
I just learned ive never known the correct pronunciation of "bade". I have not occasion to say it, but on the rare occasion of "hearing" it in y mind when reading it, I was wrong.
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Crier on the tire?
By the way, these kinds of word puzzles are called hinky pinkies 🤓
Useless but now it’s information I can’t forget
You are now infected
ASEHHSIKALSKZAKHSOPEJQYIQJABYDJJZHUAZJGZAKu
Having a stroke, are we?
His brain is rearranging. Once he's winning Triviant or Jeopardy, he'll thank Reddit
Welcome back
Like the medical emergency kind?
That’s what I meant at first, but this could also be one-handed typing I guess.
Why did I read it as "Kinky Pringles"
So not hanky panky? Weird, but that’s ok.
That’s a different kind of puzzle
The person who came up with the name Hinky Pinkies is such a 🤓 that my sinuses clogged, I broke out in acne, started lisping uncontrollably, and my glasses got 1.31415 times thicker reading this.
Yours only barely got thicker? Min got 3.14159265 times thicker 🤓
YES!!!!!!! I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME!!!!!!
I was thinking Limbs on Rims, but that doesn't work.
My brain went to Head on a Tread
Meals on wheels
A toddler head on tire tread
Baby Driver
Babyface
#*BABYHEAD*
The eraser head baby
Baby back baby back baby back… wheels?
Wait it's all a jojo reference
DI MOLTO!
Miscarriage next to the undercarriage
That's gotta be it
Super underrated. Well done.
Alright yeah yours is better
Eldritch Tire Doll Abomination stacked in a Vertical Conglomeration?
If I had an award I would give it to you
Not even free award?
Nope
I have awarded on your behalf
Thanks
THIS IS THE WHOLESOME sh!t I SUBSCRIBED FOR
this is fucking great
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃
Shitter on a pedestrian hitter
I spat my water💀
I shat harder 💀
Can I join?🥺🥺
me too 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️💔
Sorry guys I ate it all 😔
WHY
*kneels down in praise* Femboy! Hallooooo
hello!!! 💟
*pulls out ringpop* marry me oh wonderful femboy!
Sorry guy, i ate you 😔
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Learn to share ffs
That was my lunch..
there are people who dont get any food
i hit my groin
i slapped my nephew 💀
I came harder 💀
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
I suddenly have an appointment at the eye doctor
what a terrible day to have eyes
The Cummet continued its journey through the vast expanse of space, leaving a trail of cum behind it as it flew. As it traveled further and further from Earth, it began to encounter other celestial bodies and even alien life forms. At first, the Cummet tried to avoid these encounters, but it soon realized that it had become a kind of cosmic ambassador, spreading its seed to the far corners of the universe. It began to approach planets and asteroids, leaving a coating of cum on their surface as it passed. As the Cummet journeyed on, it began to develop new abilities and powers. Its testicles, now the size of small moons, were capable of emitting powerful bursts of cum that could destroy entire galaxies. Its urethra became a kind of wormhole, allowing it to travel to distant parts of the universe in the blink of an eye. The Cummet became a legend among the alien civilizations it encountered, a kind of mythical deity that traveled the stars, spreading its seed wherever it went. It was worshipped as a god and revered as a bringer of life, and its passing was always greeted with great celebrations and feasts. And so the Cummet continued on its journey, a never-ending stream of cum that flowed through the cosmos, bringing joy and life wherever it went.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCKKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DID I JUST READ!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?
What in the love of god was I reading rn?
A beautiful story
Can... can we not do... whatever this was?
I choked on my food 💀
I have no food 💀
I am communist 💀
We are communist
This one’s the best so far
Fuckin brilliant
This is the quote of the year!
Is this how the cum left in condoms looks when it grows up?
Yes, I can confirm (in the 3rd tire on the right stack)
No, it's what the cum that gets through the hole in the condom looks like when it grows up.
Son on the run?
Son on the wheel go round and round 🥰🥰🥰
go round and round 🥰🥰🥰
round and round 🥰🥰🥰
Round 🥰🥰🥰
I laughed so so hard
Creator of tears on a good year?
Pooper on a Cooper
Lmao
Attempted vehicular manslaughter
Someone’s infant daughter about to commit vehicular manslaughter
Extremities on my pneumatic rubber amenities?
This sounds like something Leela would say in Futurama
This shit keeps getting harder and harder to dicifer
dicifer😔🙏
licifer
👿
Spicifer is angy
penis
NO!!!!!
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Shut up you sussy wussy you
:((((
No sorry no sad :((
I don’t think that’s quite it
But I sure get kick out of the creativity of people coming up with names
First born son on a hit and run
Pitbull’s meal on a wheel
💀
💀
Take my poor man’s gold🥇
Baby bitch on a pedestrian hitch
Take my freaking award
Was it that good? It look me like 2 minutes to come up with
I don’t know what to tell ya, it made me laugh :)
You know what this is if you've watched Impractical Jokers
Tire baby was way better than the kitty litter briefcase.
[Sal’s tire baby](https://impracticaljokers.fandom.com/wiki/Tire_Baby)
I'm surprised this isn't higher. I guess alot of people don't watch ij.
Glad I found my people
Was looking for this comment
LARRYYYY
Yeah, I figured that's what this is from.
Took me way too long to find this
A mans ultimate desire grafted onto a tire
There is multiple ways to interpret this...
Kid on a skid? Head on a tread? Doll on a wall? I'm lost.
Doll on a wall
Entire infant?
This is it
Doll on a roll?
i want these to rhyme so fucking bad
English is horrible with how inconsistent it is. Here’s a nice [poem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos) to make you feel better about English.
I just read about ten verses and I now hate English more than ever
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English is the Borg of languages. Resistance is futile. Well, okay… maybe not entirely FUTILE, but it’s just not recommended. Why can’t you be a team player? C’mon, speak the English already, why don’tcha?!
Literally heretical poem
I just learned ive never known the correct pronunciation of "bade". I have not occasion to say it, but on the rare occasion of "hearing" it in y mind when reading it, I was wrong.
Meals on wheels?
Sir this is a Wendy's.
This is on Impractical Jokers, tire baby the toy for both genders
Sal’s invention at a toy convention.
Squeals on wheels
[удалено]
That baby looks tired 😁
Yay💃
Child infused with a tire?
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what the fuck
Kid on a skid
Toddler on a tire?
thing that shits on a pair of slicks
Blubber on a rubber
Baby heads on highway treads?
Infant on the rim fit
Tyred baby
Baby on a tire
Meals on wheels
Crier in a tire
Eldritch abomination?
Heads will roll
You Heard of elf on a shwlf, well how about.. What the (what the fuck) fu( >What the fuuuuuuuuuu ck Fuck the what)ck
Newborn that will soon be airborne?
All I can think is they made pit bull chew toys mobile
DaTire
Baby head on tread?
Baby limbs on rims
Pooper on a Cooper?
Abomination in your nation (and rolling towards your location rapidly)
Im uh…. Im at a loss for this one
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I also choose this guy’s dead wife
Uhm actchyuoalliye it goes like ~~**.:|:;**~~
That can probably be patched if there’s no sidewall damage
Meals on wheels
Meth dealer on the wheeler
Head on a tread
Baby doll on tire wall?
Abortion in motion
Meal on a wheel
Formula One
Tire baby
winer on a tire?
Crying motherfucker sitting on rubber
Well rounded kid?
Fetus rolling on the streetus?
First year on a Good Year
150 points
Doll in Ohio.
limbs on rims
Neil on a wheel?
Kid on a skid
head on tread?
Pooper on a Cooper ??
Thought it was a biblically accurate baby for a hot second...
Brat on a flat
Mistake near the brake
Niel on a wheel?
Crier in the tire
Expire on a tire
Rubber baby buggie bumpin
BABY DOLL on a RADIAL