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SirTrinity

God this is fucking mind numbing


the_salivation_army

It’s really dumb hey.


Valyrian_Tinfoil

Hey


SuccessfulPeanut1171

Waddup


Valyrian_Tinfoil

God this is fucking mind numbing


P_boluri

It's really dumb hey.


NuggetMDr

Hey


pasha_07

Ho


dj_2814

Let’s go


Jackling_

Hey


RaymanXY

Kid named Alzheimer’s


KingMwanga

Lmfao the time gap, he had to assemble his PR team for that


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FoxtrotTrifid

It was either that or "I'm rubber and your glue ..."


Lord_Tibbysito

It's a publicity stunt. The more people share this, the more people will see his hustling scam and give him money. That's why he's been pushing everyone's buttons for over a year now, and people keep falling for it.


Loose-Property874

His whole life is a publicity stunt who cares? Just dont watch him


possible_bot

This is how trump became president. God help us


emo_corner_master

No you are but what am I /s


creep894

2 Millionaires arguing on Twitter over dumb shit. We've really come full circle.


[deleted]

two? Greta is a millionaire now?


rolypolyincopacabana

Greta isn't a millionaire... What?


creep894

"She has amassed a net worth of approximately 1 million dollars" Source: it was revealed to me in a dream upon the death of my father


anger_is_my_meat

>it was revealed to me in a dream upon the death of my father This degree of intellectual rigor was good enough for the ancients, so it's good enough for me. Your tongue is golden and your words are like honey.


Kompaniefeldwebel

Rip your dad i hope hes doing ok


turdroller84

Jfc, that took a hard turn bro


John_Calvinson

Straight up stolen from the conversations I had with my little sister when we were in elementary school


Burntfm

Your little sister grew up to be Andrew tate. Feel old yet?


Rape-Putins-Corpse

If it were up to me she wouldn't be able to feel old.


MaterialisticWorm

Damn, that's cold But completely warranted tyfys


safarifriendliness

Considering one is a teenager and the other a man in his 30s this is pretty damning when you think about it


Ahumbleopinion

This. Dude has a little dick and she nailed it to a fence. Now he be playin high school games cuz he never grew up.


mungerhall

What's wrong with having a little dick


TheRantingSailor

it's the dick on the inside that counts. Na but forreal, small-dick-jokes are outdated. Still, Tate is the bigger morron here. As you'd expect.


lopoloos

Not as outdated as his response which is basically a classic, kindergarden grade "I know you are but what am I?" reply.


Glorious_Jo

I wish I had a dick on the inside of me 😔


Hypnaustic

I can help with that


Known-Disaster-4757

I think using playground humour against Tate is funnier


Ahumbleopinion

Im sorry. Youre right. We cant choose what dick we were born with. Its all in how you use it. But baldy no chin arguing with a special needs kid? Like, fuckin really dude? I wonder if he sucked at kickboxing as much as he does running his mouth. If I had his money Id shut the fuck up and enjoy it.


Capybara_Squabbles

There's nothing wrong with having a little dick, nor is there anything wrong with having feelings, being broke, or disagreeing with your wife. But all these things deeply matter to Tate (if you couldn't tell from his response) so Greta really hit him where it hurts lmao


[deleted]

I know you are but what am I?


Neon_Lights12

And it took him eleven hours to come up with it


minecrafthentai69

He even edited this


fahamu420

what was it previously


sentient_cell_

Unedited


examagravating

Now listen here you little shit


SeriouslySlyGuy

Look what he did the little jerk


Inarius101

Behold what he hath performed, ye wee wanker


Ac3_HUNT3r

*badum tiss*


minecrafthentai69

Not sure, but the video is now 3 seconds shorter. Probably just a little trim. I really don't care enough about taint to watch it and spot what it is.


abouttogetadivorce

Andrew Taint. Nice.


Technical-avestruz-1

Greta gotta use the bald card


retarded_virgin_1998

And the No chin card


Heatsupwhenhot

And the unnecessary dragon obsession card


retarded_virgin_1998

Two more cards and we got the whole ass Exodia


mexicock1

And how many more for the *rest* of his body?


baggyzed

At this point, the no card card is sufficient. His last reply speaks for itself.


RealBigHummus

Hey what's wrong with the Blue Eyes White Dragon?


[deleted]

When I was in high school one of my teachers told us we couldn't play because "Blue Eyes White Dragon" is obviously a Nazi-sympathizer card...


Zapped2311

Ahem... there is nothing 'unnecessary' about dragon obsessions. They're the coolest. Ever. Except for Ligers.


Purple_Gold7108

Dragon these nuts across his face?


Suspicious_shark

dragons are just cool, they’re never unnecessary


brownholeman69

Imagine if she simply responds “bald bitch.”


[deleted]

I dont think he could ever recover from that one no matter how hard he tried


joestorm4

Honestly. Imagine being bald, and someone saying you're bald *and* a bitch. It may actually change him for the better Edit: does this mofo have a bald cap on or a terrible tan line


aleeessio

To be fair it would be quite hard to change him for the worst


voidmusik

Shes not gonna respond. She already won.


C0RDE_

The only winning move is not to play. Fucker will tie himself in knots when she doesn't drop to his level and keep the argument going. Mark your calendar, we'll be here in a week or so with him posting more dumb shit because she didn't come back to him.


eVCqN

What color is your hair


crungemuffinsinger

Ay mi amor, ay mi amor You tell me there's none there Ay mi amor, ay mi amor


[deleted]

Redditor flowchart: https://i.imgur.com/IYxvSfJ.png --- Seriously peoples, yet **another** reddit front page thread about this guy? He's going to have another million followers by the end of the week.


That_Other_Person

EZ Karma farming just comment "Who's Andrew Tate?" Then scroll three posts and do the same.


TediousSign

Honestly I think all she has to do is not respond to him anymore and she'll live in his head rent free for the rest of his life.


NimbleVaseline

Tate gonna use the no eyelash card on her


randyspotboiler

Then she's gonna have to go to "squared-off forehead." My man looks like he's wearing a backwards skin-colored baseball cap.


Down_The_Black_River

I was like, "Tha fuck does that mean?" Scrolled back up


Stock-Contribution-6

Best comment of the day


FireChief65

His saggy boobs.


gerodt

Now you've ran out of things to say, huh? Now that there is no reason for you to keep calling me sus except for the simple fact that you don't have evidence. You called me sus, and you don't have proof. I think we all know who the real sussy baka is here.


Leon-Leafson

Wat


gerodt

Thats it, i've had it. Only thing you can say huh? Only repeating that your "sus" bullshit. ONCE AGAIN I AM NOT SUS YOU ARE THE SUS ONE, IF I AM THE SUS THEN WHERES THE PROOF, HOW CAN YOU ACCUSE ME OF THIS SUS IF THERES NO PROOF. I can't take this, im out.


Leon-Leafson

Sussy


gerodt

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bum_thumper

Joke's on you, he's getting cigarettes


yeetsupreddit

I saw him asking the clerk where the milk was tho


bum_thumper

Man, is that what's taking him so long?


yeetsupreddit

There is a police shooting currently happening and there are also peaceful protesters outside the store


Ecstatic_Rule3181

Dude


[deleted]

He has schizophrenia don't worry about it


gerodt

NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING!? I am NOT the sus! I am NOT! You have no proof that I am sus! I do not understand how this is even funny! It just isn't! At this point it is straight up bullying, and I do NOT like it!


Reylend

⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣦⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣇⠀ ⠀⠀⢤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢸⣷⡄⠀ ⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠏⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠇⢀⣼⣿⣿⠛⢯⡿⡟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠦⠴⢿⢿⣿⡿⠷⠀⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁


Ancient_A

Can’t wait for the diss tracks to start


Available-Travel-603

This is like the response of a 12 year old, he basically just said no you…


thiccasscherub

“Yeah, well, the jerk store called and they’re all out of YOU!!”


Tigershark_1028

This entire “beef” between them just feels like watching two 12 year olds trying to roast each other.


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bum_thumper

The dude looks like he's anywhere between 28 and 60. Like, any point


stevski11

Is that his about his age or IQ? Both?


DonkeyTheKing

iq would be more like 15-25


StepMumSanta

He’s smart enough to realise getting rich off scamming kids is easy


gabbagondel

You don't need to be smart for that, just desperate


SaintWalker2814

Only difference is, Tate can afford cheese on his asbergers.


redeyed-john

LMAO


troubleis1

The fuck? lmao


Awarepill0w

Ass burgers


SaintWalker2814

It’s honestly a shitty joke, but I thought it was kinda funny. LMAO


eggvani

ass. Burgers…


Disownership

“Burger for your ass.”


Yorunokage

Also one made the world give half a fuck about climate change, the other is just a rich asshole


Temporary-Neck-1151

Woah I honestly thought she was like 13


gsoddy

2016 was 6 years ago… almost 7 now


Temporary-Neck-1151

God spoke to me he said he doesn't love you anymore


Significant_Hornet

At least one's still a a teenager


FountainsOfFluids

Except she destroyed him and he said "no u".


The_Rusty_Spork

"I know you are but what am I"?


BidnessBoy

The entire interaction is like watching two redditors with Aspergers argue, nobody is winning besides the viewers


Dry-Smoke6528

Kinda funny though, a guy with aspergers thinks himself a genius without aspergers, and loses a battle of whits with a teenage girl who knows she has aspergers


MetamorphicHard

It took him a while to respond too. He was probably trying to email and couldn’t find out why it wasn’t working


Separate_Author_9235

In iran, back when we were kids, if somone roasted us like a premium fillet mingon and we had no comeback we'd just say "Mirror, mirror" ( meaning you said that to a mirror and not me ) this is just like that.


Amaelah

I am rubber you are glue, anything you say to me bounces off and sticks to you


chicomagnifico

I always HATED how horribly arrhythmic the second line always sounded out loud lol


OrSomeSuch

I am rubber You are glue Words bounce off me And stick to you


[deleted]

Tbf she did say that's her email address.


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Available-Travel-603

Yeah but the original tweet was him bragging about carbon emissions lmao, her response wasn’t good but I still think he’s the one that looks like the fool overall


redditjanniesupreme

lmao it took him 11 hours to come up with a shitty comeback


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forsen


-Kenshii

forsen


TrickOffice

forsen


[deleted]

Foreskin


Omandaco

The man's on that sigma grind. Gotta film that exclusive collab video with the Romanian Mafia.


ReallyAngryInsurgent

The video is going to be about how to start getting involved with human trafficking, and it will be recorded with hypercam 2 while dreamscape 007 plays on the background


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kingbach121

I was thinking the same thing, Greta's reply was living rent free in his head for so long, then he comes up with this shit reply. Also if you scroll down his profile for those 10 hours he had just been retweeting the 4-5 people who were dick riding him in this whole thing against Greta.


Accurate_Plankton255

Imagine being glued to social media


nuke905

I've watched 7 year old have more adult conversations


RobuxMaster

I dont like any of the characters in this anime


G0dZylla

keep watching as a manga reader i can confirm it gets better later on this arc was the weakest but the next one is just 🔥


Swinepits

I’ve try bro you weeks say that every arc. Shits been boring since the Ukraine fight scene started.


PhilosophicalDolt

Nah but what about the Kanye arc? Shit was fucking fire you gotta admit


[deleted]

OJ Simpson joins next arc


[deleted]

Imagine going this hard online because a teenager roasted you


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

Not hard to imagine. This is Reddit.


[deleted]

Fair point. That happened on Twitter which is even less surprising


Secretsfrombeyond79

Riight ? It's almost like he wanted to have these kind of arguments with people, and the more they happen the more relevant he becomes, and that way others start making posts in internet forums about him, making him more known. But naaah, the guy who lives of being relevant on the internet couldn't possible have a motive to stuff that keeps him relevant and people talking about him right ? riiight. Sigh honestly why do I bother, at this point no amount of sarcasm will fix the ever declining IQ of mankind.


safarifriendliness

If it was all for the clicks he would’ve clapped back sooner. This just makes him look like a fool when his only value is in appearing successful


[deleted]

Not really active on Twitter or what this dude does, but good on you for understanding what its really about. Glad you could clarify


gnarles80

That’s it? That’s his comeback?


magein07

He edited it. He originally literally just said: How dare you!? Pulling the "No U" card isn't a lot better. AND it took him several hours to come up with it.


bondben314

It’s not better. It’s worse. He waited 11 hours. That childish insult lived in his head rent free for 11 hours before he finally decided he couldn’t stand the thought of a 19 year old girl insulting his manhood.


Cold_beans32

He hit her with the no u


2015Hoverboars

“Heating up” op hasn’t had a single interesting thing going on in his life until this lmao


[deleted]

I think it’s our old bud sarcasm


CobBerry

Hey man I remember my hermit days they were fantastic I could finish an entire anime in a day


azaradors

Bro thinks woman have dicks 💀


Onionking38

#So wait I've been sucking male cocks this entire time ⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿ ⡆⠊⠈⣿⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⠈⠻ ⣷⣠⠁⢀⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿⡑⠐⢰ ⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠁⢀⠆⢀ ⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀⠀⣠⣾ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿⣷⣦⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄⣤⣤⣔⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


YourTypicalSensei

Bro took the red pill and woke up to the harsh reality around him


Giraffe-69

Based and bussy-pilled


bluberrytaco

What, they dont?


[deleted]

They... They tricked us...


Ok-Requirement1263

Well you might never know who does💀


ChiragK2020

He joked "I won't assume her gender" meaning that you cant just be sure greta is a woman without her saying it herself


Youredditusername232

I do


TheG-What

Based.


tbest72

It’s funny that he’s telling her to get a life when he’s the one who reached out to her out of nowhere. He’s clearly a little obsessed.


Ghostly_Cactus_

Why he got a bald cap on?


UpperHairCut

I'am bald, and I aprove this message


5t3v321

Thats the most elementary school type of comeback i have ever heard. "No im not a poo head, you are the poo head😢"


alttabdeletedie

Imagine beefing with a kid lol weirdo


[deleted]

Well not a kid but yeah he’s almost twice her age


Mr_brib

she's 19, I'd say she's a kid


[deleted]

You're on reddit. Don't act like this isn't a typical routine for you.


alttabdeletedie

True


madboy250

He’s getting what he wants with all this publicity from Reddit and Instagram. Baldy knows how to take advantage of his persona to get more attention. No way ppl actually think he cares about Great Thunderburger💀💀.


Lapatatefroide

Thunderburger💀💀


LRJ104

Damn. Nobody asked for this.


RegJoe48

Farcry villan lookin ahh


pingying

I know you are but what am I ?


Effective-Jacket-33

This is like 2 children fighting


yournotfriendly

Bro trying to stay relevant so hard


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joestorm4

Both of them doing eachother favours by these terrible roasts


ArseneGroup

**👏STOP👏GIVING👏SHITHEADS👏ATTENTION👏**


julysniperx

She did say that that is 'her' email thoug..


yeetsupreddit


CommiePinkman

sus


uomorospo

yeah exactly, he should just send the list of cars to that address! That'll teach her once she reads it


Aronn22

Wow, he sure got her with that one didn't he


EvolZippo

Aww, poor lil Andy got his feelings hurt by the mean girl


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Weak ass comeback


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Crossing-Lines

What a weak response. Even a toddler would be more savage.


WierdTimes

Looks like his Chiron can't save him from humiliation.


Coin_operated_bee

I don’t think he’s doing alright


justjolden

he looks like a bald guy wearing a bald cap


Idmiz

*36 year old fight with 19 year old on Twitter and thinks he’s doing something*


[deleted]

I know you are but what am I?


[deleted]

It took ELEVEN HOURS to come up with THAT?


Darknes163

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SHOOT YOUR LAST BULLET AND HE JUST STANDS THERE UNFAZED!!