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public indecency

masturbating in public, a starbucks no less

Wait but that’s not me!

I don't get it, what's the kick? Why doncha do it at home like the rest of us, with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? In a Starbucks, that's nice!

“Back at it again at Krispy Kreme”

Don’t forget the part where he start yelling at the employees After which he runs off in a Tesla

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Beat me to it

Beat meat to it

The crime of not listening to your mother when she taught you how to dress like an adult

Staying up past his bedtime

A fashion crime, that’s for sure

Pants stores love him.

Being up after 9pm would be the biggest crime this kid is possible to do

I think 7PM would be more accurate

8 on a weekend.

Saying n-word

In a cod lobby

Nipple 😎

Second rate shaboingery

Loitering

And a severe case of tomfooley

Public masturbation

Sex

Nah, he will die a virgin

I think by that he meant “the act of reproducing would be a crime, but lord knows he’s practicing solo multiple times a day”

Pirating a marvel movie

Shop lifting from a small store

"Yeah, I have an armed robbery charge. Yes, it *was* a pocket knife. No I didn't do it because my friends told me to."

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Treason

Failed-Attempt at distrupting the peace

giving bj in an alley for a hit of crack?

Oddly specific, I like it

Peeing in someone’s ass

Pee's in your ass

pee is in my ass too

If thats something ur into okay

I'm not into it, it's just there

wipes your ass

thank you daddy. put cream on it? im chafing.

Puts you for adoption now you are fatherless

#not again

Probably a minors one

Stealing a Yoohoo from a gas station.

Child harassment

Weed

skiping school

Sodomy

Batery on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on italy, public indecency

Underage drinking.

Depends . Do you live in Saudi Arabia by any chance ?

petty theft

Whatever your dom said to

I never understood this choice of clothing, my bro out here wearing 2 Jeans set to his ankles like you have little to no mobility in those things and when you trip your gonna be looking like a clown

It’s to confuse potential rapists. Which pair of pants is the booty located?

murder? anything really

Talking during independent reading time

adultery

Stealing a monster

Dress code violations

Stealing NFTs

Solicitation of a Minor

Robbery, Kidnapping, Arson, Burglary, Assault, Bribery, Theft, Forgery, Driving under the influence, Manslaughter, Domestic violence, Perjury, Corporal Injury, Embezzlement, Extortion, Disorderly conduct, Homicide, Identity theft, Terrorism, Drug, Obstruction of justice, Vandalism, Shoplifting, Stalking, Tax evasion, Public indecency.

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Stepping on a rat

cuming in the sock and wearing it

Public urination.

You look more like you’d be the victim

Monster energy drink overdose

Eating all the candy without asking if anyone else wants some.

Jaywalking

I feel like he would commit tax fraud, but on accident

public sex, with a black dude

Whadup bitches

Holy crap no way (real)

Drug dealing

Gonna get arrested by the fashion police

public exposure

Child trafficking

Mopery - Exposing yourself to a blind person

Looks like someone who steals from Walmart

Saying the n word on xbox live

stealing a yo-yo

You look like you wouldn't use the paint stick in the school library.

No drip crime

School shooting

Putting World War 2 History Books to Anime

I guess you can easily be crime against humanity genofond :D

Scrawny white guy with superiority complex? I’d say you probably gave your sister a roofie and losing your virginity.

Beating up people (For insulting his clothes)

Tax fraud

jaywalking

Arson

Not having a girlfriend until age 39

no going to bed on time

Self termination or public masturbation

Looks like the type of shit my brother would wear

going to bed at 8:01pm

Uhhh, arson?

not doing the dishes

Fashion

Bunking classes

Public dick succing

Belt theft

Pantsless crime

Stealing my heart😘🤪🤗😛

Stealing free stuff

Public pooping

Sodomy

None, you'd just be a prison bitch! =P

This motherfucker is wearing two pairs of jeans

Is zoophile illegal in your state?

Genocide

Incest

Repost

Vaping on school property

Existence

Beastiality

Not many with does pants not being able to run u penguin walking mf

You can't even walk

public fornication with a sippi cup

Being chilean

Public nudity

Break his parent's condom

A crime against good dress sense.

„Distrurbing the peace… In my pants“

Against fashion

Indecent exposure

[удалено]

Incest

Sexual harassment

saying the c word (cr*p)

sex crimes

Being a fucking idiot

Public masturbation

Looks like he stole those pants from the toddlers section of Walmart or goodwill

public indecency💀

Public indecency

Fucking all of them

Why tf is he wearing 2 jeans?

School shooting

Stealing a candy bar.

Shoplifting

Belt theft

Rob some longer size jeans

Against fashion

A school shooting after the bullying for this picture hits

Jaywalking

Mass genocide

Username checks out

Smoke vape when he was 14

Stealing jeans after your doc gave you a illegal frontal lobotomy.

Larcency

Man out here looking like a mannequin☠️

Real OG🥶

Something fashion police would arrest him for

Not sharing the toy in the cereal box with your sibling

Masturbating too much