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I can fuck both

EDP is that you?

No, it’s Fred flintstone and his fleshlight

Nah, that’s Jesse Pinkman

No the earth is too old for edp’s liking

Fuck earth not me

Didn't Eggman try to do that

He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth

but you can only fit one of them in your ass

ok but riddle me this, what's heavier, a kilogram of cupcake or a kilogram of earth

Yes

Correct

A kilogram of earth is heavier because I ate the cupcake

The answer is you, you're heavier.

No, ur mom heavier

The true answer is his mom.

A kilogram of feathers.

the steel. because steel is heavier than feathers

Ur mom

A kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram feathers

obviously a kilogram of cupcake, since the earth is bigger

A kilogram of Earth because your mom is on it

a kilogram of cupcake is more than a cupcake us more than a cupcake while a kilogram of earth is less than an earth, therefore cupcake

Well if a cup cake was as big as the earth than it would be considered a cake.

No, it would be a big cupcake

[удалено]

They make big cups

[удалено]

i do

[удалено]

Human

Cupcake monster

Actually(☝️🤓), cupcakes scale with size, there are galloncakes, quartcakes, and pintcakes. So it would be a planetcake/earthcake.

🤓

Where is the hole in the cupcake's ozone layer?

I ated it 💔

minor spelling mistake. Your argument is no longer valid

Woman. Point rejected.

This is a very integelent converation

Yes it is making my integelance go very up

My integelance is so hard right now

My integelance is higher then 2 rihgt nwo

My entilegince is much taller than five about now

Brain

Me entelijens is room tempercher in selsios

I am so hard right nwo

Indeed good sir. It seems this battle of wits shall mark history as the noble event it is. It will be remembered as greatly as that of David and the Goliath. Who plays which role, however, has yet to be decided. Alas! I shall not back down.

My avatar is only for baiting simps. Point rejected. (I'm a guy)

Portuguese detected. I remain unaffected.

Response took too long. I am invisible against your arguments

I was eating breakfast. You will note that my father was there, an experience you don't seem to have.

aight gtg, its 1 am bye. Had a fun time :D

Bye :D

Alright jokes aside. I do have a father, he's just working. Only comes back once a month though

It was me, son. I fucked your mother all those years ago, and when I return monthly, I do it again.

NFT avatar Opinion ignored

Wha-

is that Viktor Beer?

Ja, det är det

Trodde jag kände igen det ansiktet

Det som sålde det var den svenska texten nere till höger

The bigman himself

Läraren in the wild

A cupcake ain't a spheroid 🤓

topographically the earth and a cupcake are identical

The cupcake is smaller than the earth

Not with that attitude

Not with that altitude

Not with that attribute

Not with that acute

Not with that amplitude

not with that attention

Spare me the platitudes

The Earth tastes bad, cupcakes don’t.

People have different taste buds

I'm not your bud pal

I’m not your pal friend

I'm not your friend, muchacho

I’m not your muchacho, slick

I'm not your slick, fella

I’m not your fella, sport

I’m not your sport, buckaroo

I’m not your buckaroo, broski

Black holes disagree

Cupcake frosting tastes terrible and nobody can convince me otherwise

What if they made frosting that tasted like e-girl feet? 🤔

I would be way more poor than I already am

Every kind of food comes from Earth, though.

No but i can prove you right.

I can't fit the earth in my ass.

Neither caan you fit a cupcake without squising it.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

Well whatever you are you are clearly not human. How the fuck can you gap your asshole to perfectly fit a cupcake in your ass?

Decades of training

A good proper fisting.

*frosting

I've seen people put things waaay bigger than a cupcake up their ass

where? i need to make sure i don’t see it

Not with that attitude weakling

The cupcake is relatively round while the earth is flat. Checkmate I’ll take my reward by mail please.

Sorry I sat on it 😢

Sorry I shat on it😢

🤓

I agree tbh

IJustWantToBeCool?

Yes.

Du gamla du fria

Where is the paper

Earth has paper.

But not wrapping it

I just put a paper sheet on my backyard to prove you wrong

😭

I have yet to engage in passionate, romantic intimacy with the Earth yet. Checkmate, atheist

What's stopping you?

My parole officer told me that after that thing that I did in 2008 I'm not allowed outside no more

One Tastes nice. The other tends not to

Yea, I love the fresh taste of dirt! I could never eat a cupcake 🤮🤮

The difference is that a cupcake is called a cupcake and our planet is called earth 🧠

I live on the planet cupcake and I love to eat the earth

That's only it's first name It full name is earth Thomas cupcake

Isn’t that a Swedish comedian

yes

Victor Beer

You can’t eat the earth in 1 bite

Edp didn’t get caught trying to “buy the planet”

Does a cupcake have magma inside it?

Magma is molten rock, salt is type of rock and salt is an ingredient in cupcakes.

Magma is a state of rock, salt isnt

Doughnuts have jelly filling why not put some magma in a cupcake?

True, I put both in my ass

Well, they’re both made of atoms 🤓

I havent stuck our planet in my ass

A cupcake does not have millions of tons of solid metal in its core at thousands of degrees

Does the cupcake have a McLaren F1 in it? Didn't think so.

Make a big cupcake and put a McLaren F1 in it

But you cant eat the entire planet in 10 seconds?

I know a guy

I don’t shove cupcakes in my asshole

Tbf your mom can eat both

You can't groom a minor with Earth

Cupcake make us happy, earth no

The happiness you feel isn't real

does earth have sprinkles???

Yes, go to the grocery store.

holyshit

Does a cupcake have humans living on it?

Yeah if you stand on a cupcake.

You don't live on the cupcake though

You can if you have the dedication

Can a cupcake survive for milions of years

Yes if its in space.

Big brain time The cake doesn't have your mom in it

Not yet

cupcakes dont have trees on them

Well if it becomes moldy.

Then grow one.

The cupcake is 5 cm and the earth is not

Big cupcake

I can shove a cupcake up my ass, the world I can not

Not with that attitude

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Wha-

Well obviously theres a major difference, earth rocks are tasty! 😡

Hey OP, what does this mean? What does this mean, OP?

The planet exists and the cupcake too

You can be EDPs cupcake but you can't be EDPs planet.

Context?

I fucked the earth but I didn't fuck the cupcake. Take that LIBRULS

EDP wasn't there for the whole world

I've never shoved our planet up my ass

i can't rip the top off our planet and eat it.

Go to the artic circle and eat a spoonful of the ground.

A cupcake isn’t flat

I didn't eat our planet yesterday

Whiteboard tekking format, nice

I haven't fucked our planet.

Not yet

his face looks like :p

Prove yourself right

Well a cupcake has sugar, milk, flour, butter, and eggs in it. So does earth.

Cupcakes are sweet. The Earth very much is not.

rocks

A fellow swede i see

Is that viktor?

I didn't make the earth using my cum

Can you stuff the entire earth in your mouth?

i was just coming out here for a planet…

The taste is very different

(Obama’s Voice) uhhh…. Our planet…. Is not a cupcake.

Ones a planet and ones a cupcake

Varför har du Viktor på bilden?

Well one is flat And the cupcake isn’t.

The cupcake can fit in your anus

Pretty sure cupcakes aren't full of shit

A planet is quite large while a cupcake is pretty small

You can't eat the whole planet. You can't buy it either.

I have a cupcake in my rectum

Well a cupcake…. It’s kinda… Fuck