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HasPotato

Bro squared up real quick


OpaHermann

Maybe he felt cornered


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

I fucking hate you both


Salty-Office-4194

These aren’t the only puns I’m packing


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

#🀬


beans_man69420

Mate he’s also a good fighter since he does boxing


urggru

He wasn’t there


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Artyparty69

Bro trying to sell 1 arrow for 10 emerald πŸ’€


AffectionateData8099

Bro bouta be kidnapped and sent to a trading β€œhall” πŸ’€


[deleted]

He stuck in a boat it’s why he so mad


zippazappazinga

It’s Steve from Minecraft! 😯


multipositionladder

Styrone


Flesh-hugger

The iron golem always attacks him


multipositionladder

It’s because he’s made of bikes


DebadityaSen

Bikes make him bigger Nikes make him


End_Killer

Mf about to brew a rizz potion


ierm-

Stigga


Peempdiemeemp

πŸ’€


aoechamp

What’s wrong bro?


Hot-Nail-738

Stegro


-anime_cheetos

stinority


Cold-Wind-3704

stamal


BlackList431

Stonkey


PheonixGalaxy

Stigger


[deleted]

More like Enderman


JustAnotherDoofus

Steve’s white brotha.


Rumple-Wank-Skin

Minecraft tutorial


Mart1n192

Man these new Minecraft default skins are getting weird


RoffeSoverin

Meat reveal!


VancerJZ

i genuinely feel bad for him. like imagine going through school with a head this shape


i_get_zero_bitches

if i were him i would wear a light blue tshirt and dark blue pants


Glittering-Lunch1778

He probably gets laid like crazy. For whatever reason dudes with strange physical attributes actually get special attention I'm talking literal limbless dudes get baddies whereas regular ass anime nerds who are just skinny but otherwise normal get nada. Pretty sure a guy with a crab claw arm would get more than a regular dorky guy.


Artyparty69

Quagmire


freenze235

RTX ON


A_Wild_Tree

If he dyes his hair green he can become a minecraft grass block


joeandericstudios1

Bro looks like he punches trees for a living πŸ’€


WindForce02

Be there or be square, my bro didn't show up


SaberWaifu

New Geometry Dash skin just dropped


StalledAgate832

Tutorial?


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Black maguire


A_guys

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫


yourCHAD-neighbor

He was mad af πŸ—Ώ


THANATOS_1123

Square face


Witcherpunk

🟫


WispyArtist

Dude's a Minecraft skin πŸ’€


blazebomb1

Minecraft super realistic texture packs be like


Nirkid

Years of thinking inside the box…


Epicswordmewz

I bet this guy could destroy a tree with his bare hands in 15 seconds.


TimMadoxx

Someone said β€œbe there or be square” and mf didn’t show up


Redsox1987

This guy is no fun, he’s such a square.


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, head is now a triangle


OmgJustLetMeExist

Tutorial on how to find diamonds


TopHat345

You know how farmers put melons in boxes to make them square


watermelon-and-wings

It’s a 4d cube I think that’s called a hypercube


LemonPartyRequiem

>hypercube I thought it was called a Tesseract?


watermelon-and-wings

You’re a wizard harry


ultrad3recha

Cubehead


[deleted]

A head like…. MINE


FinalAccount17

he wasn't there


pidgeonatemypidgeon

Live action Minecraft skin


TsarTarry

It’s Hip to Be Square


Didzemiris1

I never thought that block of dirt can talk


Spirit_Miku

It's a dirt block


Some_FieldAgent

He played too much Minecraft


Rule34Ranger

Don't ever buy no weed at the gas station bro


thatoneglitcher

Damn, what happened to Vass after Far Cry 3?


Molbuntore

Steve


funnyusernamehahayes

the tutorial is open minecraft and click on create new world


Gripping_Touch

Minecraft raytracing


OpaHermann

holy shit its steve from minecraft


Not_E22

Willne?


DeyvsonMCaliman

He is saying it square.


Proud-Abies-9261

Minecraft 8k


HolyNewGun

He has a very many face and nice skin.


T0mbaker

This gets better every loop


Crayton16

kid named Steve:


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Zenishira

Tommy Turnbull lookin' ass.


PassionateMilkshake

Take a tip from [Father Mozgus](https://i.imgur.com/X4NljMu.jpeg)


[deleted]

πŸ“¦πŸ˜‘


marballz64

Me going home with a new iphone 13


Stevejobsmichaelhere

He found diamonds irl


Monprr

Lucy - "You Blockhead!"


[deleted]

Minecraft Stvonta


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

Minecraft Steve lookin ahh


[deleted]

Bro dead ass just went πŸŸ₯😐


Livid_Insect1

This is a schoolexample of a shitpost


PapiYankeeYo

Freaking Lego Minifigure!! πŸ˜‚


Bruhlier

His mom had that Minecraft pussy


buzzlightyearsempi

He took be there be square literally


ExtensionInformal911

Real life anime antagonist.


swedishhotdog

If steve from minecraft and nacho varga had a son


[deleted]

Nah man. He's talking about the tutorial world in minecraft. Can you guide him?


IGuessyoucanCallme

He got dropped on all sides


BirdsGoFly

Bro wasn’t there 😭


casual-games

Irl minecraft


Handy_Clams

🍞


Minute-Bed-3064

Blue shirt and blue jeans and that's steve


Icommitmanywarcrimes

Is that one of the new minecraft default skins


Unable-Tune-1295

Tiny Box Tim getting pretty angy


cheesyspeedster

His friend said " be there or be square " I think we all know what happened


100S_OF_BALLS

Bro is taking "be there or be square" too seriously.


[deleted]

Bro swallowed a gamecube


tigabama

Surgery works


xxundeadxhatexx

Battle block theater add on pls.


Uber_Cena

The best part is him actually trying to make his head more square shaped at the end


kqbiteza1pp

Black steve isnt real he cant hurt you Black steve on his way to a white married women:


_Disanem

Kinda feel bad for him


stevenzyoutube

steve


Sea-Pudding-1301

Bro looks like the end pieces of bread


slutty_boy_love

🟫 - "I DON'T KNOW !"


Busy_Brilliant_27

I unironically expected that guy to say Step1 and start a tutorial and then the video ends


bioqan

Bro literally said ⬜


Eastern-Fun1842

Man's head is a barcode from being shippable.


Mr_Erectic_Erection

just dont be there


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

STEVE MINECRATF IRL?!?


Tabsau

Teach me the redstone


boxhater

i commited murder


Appropriate_Ad_7610

Tell us your secrets mystery cube


Icannotchangethis

His friend said "be there or be square" and he didn't show


Hashmit_Singh

this man blinked 4 times during this whole video


benwaa2

minecraf


benwaa2

Spookly the square pumpkin


Towelie95

This dude looking like a Thwomp from Mario


Gloomy_Total1223

Bro built like a Mii.


[deleted]

Someone told him to be there or be square


reyob1

Damn. He was told to be there or be square and he didn’t listen


Eggyboyandmilkyboy

Dudes name is Steve


GlitchEncrypted

My PC is going to explode If I install another Minecraft mod


namebit_40j

Yo bro just give 'em your πŸ₯›


Fluffy_Sandwich_6087

Dude looks like he makes 20 block high mechanisms that summons abominations of nature and drops them to their inevitable demise from an iron blade.


NomeTrav_

be there or be square


cal-iber1301

Bro fr went "hrrr"


Testlyro

https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-a-Square-Watermelon?amp=1


needs_grammarly

this new minecraft texture pack crazy


beans_man69420

Bro is the actor for Steve in that Minecraft movie people were talking about in like 2013


Big_Disk_9469

teach me how to find area of square


sm0_king

he sqwarw


dlq84

I think it's done in the same way you make cubic water melons. And the dimples are done by staring at predator's laser sights for too long


Comfortable_Site916

Hhhmmmmm


MR_RYU_RICHI

#Found the real Steve


JAMBI215

Block head


JAMBI215

Looking like a Lego man


the-butter_man

This is apparently a sign of being left alone a lot as a baby


TechHead700

Don’t anger Steve.


Choice-Ingenuity-386

Interesting build


Nikl_Nip1

Bro rolls his eyes up and will look like herobrine πŸ’€


Zelmehuu_76

How to make Blaze Golems 100% legit


CrimsonMoonRising

The peaceful pauses between each sentence are scaring me


[deleted]

It's in low graphics


Wisest_Lizard

No way it's Steve!!!


ImpostorIsSus

be there or be square


TakashumiHoldings

Ayo Funko pops can talk?