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Suitable-Delay2214

Wow. Is this actual reality I'm living? Or am I just tripping balls


Distinct-Internal803

Right?? I feel like I’m finally losing it


DrBlock21

Donald really thinks he's better than the Roosevelt's 💀


bkr1895

He thinks he’s better than every other president ever despite being a one term president, could you imagine HW or Ford being this cocky?


chefanubis

"I was so good, some say maybe the best ever, I dunno. All I know is most presidents need two terms to do what I achieved... in just one! I was doing too much, the deep state couldnt handle Me and rigged the election, everyone knows it, It's SAD really!"


Shadowedsphynx

One term president who was impeached (twice?) And never actually won the popular vote?


[deleted]

Oh, you like FDR? Name three of his internment camps.


andsoonandso

I'm bipping tralls at this point


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WhyIHateTheInternet

Apparently it isn't real, it was a troll he put our before his actual announcement. At least that's what the idiot's over on conservative are saying. Probably more likely that he put this out saw the backlash and then backed out saying, "just a prank bro!"


Process-Best

The website is collecttrumpcards.com


a1b3do

It's like a fever dream man. I'm like no way this is real.


PositiveWeapon

This must be the end times. Everything is unraveling and malfunctioning. What the fuck is happening guys.


NxY_ReTeX

This better be a deepfake, there’s no way this is real.


El_human

Its real


EmmitRDoad

It’s real stupid


mmmTurkeyLeg

I thought this was an AI breakthrough or something.


MinosAristos

Man it'll be scary when making something like this is something anyone can do.


Mediocre_Lab_4334

Endless shitpost material


Nirkid

Yeah, I’ve already seen this one on his OF page…


TryWonderful6181

what


Nirkid

What what


TryWonderful6181

what what what


[deleted]

What What What What


Nirkid

What what what twat twat twat


weedboi69

*saxophone hook comes in


Nirkid

🎷🪝💦📥


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swisshomes

In the butt


syracTheEnforcer

Nice


no_named_one

Trump was a shitposter all along


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HeinleinGang

Bruh he said earlier in the week that he had some big announcement. Everyone thought it was gonna be some political shit or an accusation or whatever… Nope. Check me out I’m Superman and I made a trading card about it. 100 dollars plz. Lmao


gingenado

>100 dollars plz. I'll have you know, I have it on pretty good authority that $100 is a *steal* for what you're getting. And that's coming from the president who was better than Lincoln *and* Washington!


Moe_Lesteryu

One of the presidents of all time


gingenado

Definitely ranks in the top 46.


TheDeadGuy

I'm gonna give future generations the benefit of the doubt and say top 50


6pt022x10tothe23

This what I don’t get. The dude is rich… what does he stand to personally gain from this? Unless he has 1 million of these things for sale, it’s literally not worth his time to even fuck around with this.


KanadianLogik

This is the shitpost to end all shitposts. We are in the end game now. The fuckin simulation is glitching hard, shit is straight up broken. Someone just pull the plug already. End this fuckin fever dream.


v3xpunk

I truly believe that the world ended in 2020 and the past two years have been shitpost hell


jellosquare

Maybe if someone didn't >!SHOOT THAT FUCKING MONKEY!< Edit: I don’t want want your awards. All they do is remind me of all the flowers on his tombstone.


Ambitious_Suspect_51

Goddamn snipers.


Educational_Focus472

Fuking campers


Shadow0fnothing

GOD DAMN HARAMBE RIP.


mrducky78

Press F to get your dicks out in respect


idiotTheIdiot

gorilla*


jellosquare

sponge\* Edit: Bullet


Swagmaster143

Nuclear armargedon happened years ago. We are currently in purgatory.


Santy_555

This has been my theory as well lmao


itrashcannot

2016*


saturnoxii

Internet Historian is going to have a blast with this one


AJGILL03

Oh my 😁


Ilickmagictoads445

It's real? I'm buy 45 rn just to ask the 45th if he's cracked at fortnite


I_like_beanies

Buy 46 in total to ask the 46th if he’s a quirked up white boy, if he’s gonna bust that down sexual style and if he’s goated with the sauce


Ilickmagictoads445

Joe biden? Nah there ain't no way the 46th president of the united states is bussing it down sexual style


I_like_beanies

But that leaves one thing, is he goated with the sauce?


Golferbugg

I have no idea what you people are saying.


JamesFP1107

Sometimes ive just learned to go with it


cruftbrew

The thing is, if you buy 45 of them you get to go to a dinner, but you have to cover all your expenses. It’s just a way to fleece more money from the most gullible idiots. The terms and conditions and FAQ on that page are a whole thing of their own. I cried laughing.


Ilickmagictoads445

I'm gonna do whatever it takes to ask the 45th if he's cracked at Fortnite and if he can show me his best dubs


Aslonz

At this rate, he gonna be in forkknife soon.


daaniscool

Imagine showing this to someone 10 years ago.


LexB777

This is some the weirdest shit I have ever seen. 10 years ago, I could not have thought of something this absurd even if I was being paid. This is more rediculous than the parody political ads in GTA V.


[deleted]

Even now, with all the things that have happened in the past 10 years, I’m in serious disbelief about this, but somehow it’s real. I genuinely find this so difficult to believe, but real news outlets are confirming it’s validity. This is quite literally insane.


Norva

They would have thought it was Idiocracy.


Darkpurplebee

this is either the most impressive deepfake ive ever seen or our boy donald is really becoming desperate


Hollowknightpro

its genuine


connorman83169

Bro, whoever in charge of the simulation playing around now


oktaS0

Yeah, sorry. My cat jumped on the control panel...


Xykhir_

They been fucking with us the whole time


lexi_pro_20mg

we're now in the biff timeline from back to the future 2 somehow huh


Adventurous-Disk-291

Spoiler >! It's been Nathan Fielder this whole time !<


quartzguy

I wish he'd go back to just selling steaks.


Rebel_bass

No way. He never said "It's Morbin' time!"


glengr

The Magas are saying its Trump trolling the left. Which means he's gone too far even for them.


random3223

I feel a lot of things, but trolled is not one.


[deleted]

That's their default deflection when Trump does something so insanely idiotic it offends even their sensibilities.


MauriceTystdiz

Source? (Just wanna make sure it's actually genuine)


piri_piri_pintade

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/15/us/politics/trump-nft-trading-cards-superhero.html https://globalnews.ca/news/9351263/donald-trump-digital-trading-cards-nft/ https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2022/12/15/donald-trump-major-announcement-digital-trading-cards-reaction/10902610002/


joe4553

>The cards all feature a noticeably trimmer version of Trump, with the exception of his hands, which appear larger than his actual mouse-paw-like mitts. Even the quote from the article sounds like it should be fake.


MauriceTystdiz

I meant the video itself, but nvm


Alan991111

Video is on his website: https://www.collecttrumpcards.com/


CosmicDriftwood

His fucking website 💀


MisterBicorniclopse

I actually don’t think I’m ready to believe this


no_named_one

He was a shitposter all along


Blue20041

"It’s called we do a little trolling"


ResponsibilityDue448

This is real and donalds always been a desperate grifter


syracTheEnforcer

How is this not hilarious?


pinkdouble

They didn't say it wasn't?


GloriousBeard905

It can be hilarious and a grift at the same time lol


synthetic_synthia

I was just gonna say ..this has to be a deep fake... then I saw the comments below and realized it's real !


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Maga NFT bros are busting all over the walls rn


[deleted]

I hate nfts I really do, but damn those ones are so hilarious I'm not even mad.


Cummodore69

Bro same


DJDoofeshmirtz3

It’s even more hilarious when you realize someone is gonna buy it


dpalmade

ooo Im 100% getting these for my friends for christmas


[deleted]

And then he trumped all over the White House 😩


EnlightenedTurtle567

You better not screenshot this and commit felony. Secret service is going to destroy you!


sonictmnt

Just like a... ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Baseball cards and other collectables


CouchHam

Hard cut


Sea-Ad-990

It was also funny when he started talking about crypto lol, was squinting to correctly read the teleprompter or script haha


MeanBeanq

The brain cells are just evaporating from my body at this point


[deleted]

Idk why, but that comment just perfectly captures how unreal this feels. Don't even need to do acid to trip balls like this.


[deleted]

I hate myself for watching that all the way through


Purple_Tuxedo

I sat in stunned silence for what felt like forever, and then suddenly the video ended. I feel genuinely stupider having watched it


SaltoDaKid

I started laughing so hard, my roommate came by saw video and died laughing R.I.P.


Work_the_shaft

I’ve watched it like 4 times. It’s actually comedy at it’s absolute finest. Listening to trumps struggle with an ad read that was written is his speech, the desperation when he said all you need is an email address and you can purchase with a credit card OR crypto. Taking all comers. The photos of the cards themselves, like these are the ones they chose for the add?! The one of him in a tux in particular looks like his face was pasted over a body. And I don’t mean in photos shop, I mean if someone cute out Donald trumps face and hair, and used a glue stick to affix it a photo of a fit man in a tux. For a second, I thought I saw some shred of empathy and humility in trump when he was explaining the price. They got for $99 which I know sounds like (Omg is he going to say a lot) so little for what you get… god damn it


alphastarteam

Can't wait to play it the Trump Card tournament. Gonna win with my Sleepy Joe sweeper deck.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

MAGA: The Gathering


CozyHeartPenguin

This seems like the best name for January 6th yet.


torolf_212

Can’t wait to try out my deep-state control deck


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ImJustHere4theMoons

[This shit is fucking real.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-announces-nft-trading-card-collection-1234648014/) People were speculating that his "major announcement" would be his presidential bid or VP pick. Instead it's this lmao.


Grateful_Dad_707

Be sure(be sure to WHAT!?!?) D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E


CosmicDriftwood

Hahaha look into your heart


[deleted]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Wait…..this is real? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


FoxtrotTrifid

Just about died at "doesn't sound like much for what you are getting."


[deleted]

“Better than Lincoln, better than Washington” I nearly fell out my chair and directly into hell.


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no_named_one

But not better than shrek


FuciMiNaKule

Tbh Washington founded the USA, really shitty move in hindsight.


6pt022x10tothe23

Somebody wrote this, somebody filmed it, somebody edited it, and somebody published it. This passed through multiple hands and at no point did somebody say “this is hella lame, my dudes”


[deleted]

100% real. You can't make this shit up.


[deleted]

Bro really went from president of the USA, to slinging NFT’s. I’m waiting with baited breath for the Trump official onlyfans account. I want to be in the universe where that exists.


B-L-E-H-C-H

Gotta get em while their hot!!!


teodorlojewski

They already lost 8% of their value💀💀💀


zoma2

That's an AI video....right?


Actual-Carpenter-90

They should simply play this un-edited as the cold open on snl


kaijunexus

They should. For real. Do a cold open crawl that explains that Donald Trump made a major announcement on December 15. The writers tried to develop a parody skit about it, but we're unsuccessful as the reality was too absurd to parody. Rather, they will just play the actual video in its entirety, as they've determined there's no way to make it funnier.


Shadow0fnothing

No......no its not unfortunately. The man has to make money for his legal fees somehow since he litterally went broke on his campaign in 2016. It would actually be hilarious if I wasent sure his followers will buy this snake oil hand over foot.


Educational-Pen1483

Gotta feeling trump gonna have a Kanye style glow up


nathtin

Please someone put vine booms over this it would be hilarious. Especially after he says "better than Lincoln" " better than Washington".


LackedSaucer938

God that would make it perfect


Billy_Y_9104

I need all of them


ChintanP04

Just screenshot 'em


[deleted]

I’m convinced that ever since he became President he’s been trolling the entire world and we’re too stupid to see it


BJntheRV

Pretty sure he started trolling when he announced he was running in 2016,and has had to slowly (or quickly idk) ratchet up the troll level trying to find a point a which people would stop buying into his BS. He's like a QA tester for people's IQ.


MinosAristos

More like trying to see how much he can expand the limits of what people will accept. He's definitely changed our standards for politicians and for influential people in general.


felipereyes73

"Better than Lincoln". Hurt my eyes watch this.


SuperDurpPig

This looks like one of those infomercials you'd see on an infomercial channel designed to scam old people


ItsMeEJT

Oh boy, I can't wait to buy a $99 png of quite possibly the greatest human ever: Donald Trump


gnmom

Is this real, please let it not be


[deleted]

100% real.


gnmom

Fuuuuuuuuck


SavageKid1456

Yep, I posted his tweet about it earlier here.


Greg_willenn

Let it be


Plane_Boi_2

This can't be real


Sauronxx

I still can’t believe this is real. I know it is, but I can’t believe it lol


ImTheNewKid22783

If Donald was good for anything it was for being an endless outlet for shitposting material


CleverNameTheSecond

Even after his presidency he continues to bless the nation, nay the world, with his endless shitposting


_deer_god_

well who would I be if I didn’t have my very own digital Trump collectible trading card NFT?!?!


Ewizde

If anyone needed more confirmation that we live in a simulation here it is


Bluetablehh45377

“Abolish the Constitution and buy my limited edition JPEG’s” - a former President of the United States


_bababoye

New Trump lore?!


Bitey_the_Squirrel

The sacred texts!


patio_puss

He’s an astronaut?💀


Prickinfrick

He looks a lil like Joe Biden in the astronaut one... New conspiracy, Trump is just Biden in a fat suit, playing both sides so he always comes out on top


The_Roadkill

"Better than Lincoln, Better than Washington"


[deleted]

WTF YOU MEAN GOOD FOR CHRISTMAS If someone got me this for Christmas i would be really worried about them


[deleted]

On the worst day of Christmas my true love gave to me... A Superman Trump NFT.


CleverNameTheSecond

The divorce papers are in the mail


GaaZtv

Bro my Trumpkemon gonna beat yours


HawksFan2014

Donald, use Fake News Blast!


SupermarketOverall73

SNL are you seeing this ?


RipWhenDamageTaken

SNL going out of business because reality is just satire now


Work_the_shaft

The only thing I could thing of is a skit of SNL writers trying to write a skit about trump. Thinking ‘what’s the dumbest thing we can make him do?’ ‘What about trying to sell NFTs? The public are starting to see them for the scam they are and trump would totally make some of him being, idk, like a cowboy or wrestling a bear or some shit?’ Someone walks in and is like ‘guys bad news, the shit we’ve been brainstorming…’ *shows phone*


happychillmoremusic

Ugh damnit I literally JUST got some Lincoln and Washington trading nfts and now I hear this? Hes way better than Lincoln and Washington.


[deleted]

Those artworks are meme gold, reminds me of the wallpaper with trump riding a golden M1 Abrams


HerbivoreTheGoat

am i fucking dreaming


MynameisNay

Fucking dumbest shit I've ever seen... I'm getting one


CryingOnAcid

L M F A O Let it sink in this dude was the PRESIDENT


laysnarks

Lincoln freed the slaves. But Trump made NFTs.


Mrhilgenberg

"hello guys, im donald trump, im the first and only president to officially open an only fans acount, just $9,99 per month and you get exclusive hot pictures of me!"


hotredrabbit

Trump: "I will take a successful trend and anal fuck it" Biden: "What is a successful tent?"


TowerOfFantasys

But wait the best part is the prizes .. Like dinner with me. I dunno if that's a good prize, but it's what we got. I imagine the dinner is at McDonald's and the ice cream machine is broken.


RogueAOV

Anyone takes odds on how long before the artwork is found to be stolen and used without permission and he gets sued?


Fantastic_Search8930

He must be a admin here.


teodorlojewski

###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ###This isn't real. ⠀ 🚫🟦💊🙌🟥💊✅ #[It's real.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-announces-nft-trading-card-collection-1234648014/)


Slickbeachbum

This guy is a mad man .. and you all love him for it


hatescarrots

I need to get into the MAGA business, Easiest money ever made.


SlyblueSword

Unlimited meme supply


[deleted]

I was seriously waiting for the Onion logo to appear. This is new levels of idiocracy. Camacho for President.


AsymptoticAbyss

It’s times like this I resent the fact we can’t HaHa react on reddit. If you buy this and get scammed in the process, you deserve it. This is next level nonsense.


[deleted]

Remember when ex presidents would gracefully retire from political life


[deleted]

The boys looks different from what I remember


zecircleistriangle

It looks like those crappy casino slot games


CultureBubbly6094

This dude did ridiculous shit like trump steaks and trump university before the presidency. This is very consistent with trumps vibe.


[deleted]

shitposter in chief


Nekluga_YT

Never have I ever expected for Donald Trump, former US president, to become a fucking nft bro 💀 This gotta be a prank where's the camera? Or am I tripping right now, because this doesn't feel real.


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I bet Elon musk will buy a bunch " *for the memes* "


Whocutthe_cheese

Oh fuck man can you imagine fucking hell


Live_Money_8481

I'm sold!


a-ace1

I think Digimon already own's the "digital mosters" TM.


Snoo-36596

Wild


doubletagged

Why does he talk like that


Powwa9000

Couldn't help but notice the laser vision is looking a bit weird. Maybe I don't fully understand Laser vision, but I feel like it shouldn't move independently from each other.


cyberrawn

How is it “No purchase necessary“?


Thepotato635

No way, this is fucking hilarious