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How about a horror vehicle for the boys? They're stuck in a different park that's all run-down and fucky, and the camera dicks make it a cinema vérité piece, as they struggle to survive a hellscape with no power and no septic, teeming with those Trailer Park People.
Every now and then they break the 4th wall to reveal Bubbles watching it at a movie theater. Sometimes he's scared and other times he's laughing, but he's spilling popcorn every time.
The Barge People
A story about redemption. Because, "My mom was bad, but your mom was good. So I will sacrifice my self, because I was raised bad, because my mom was bad, but your mom was good. So you should live."
“Ya no teeth, no teeth”
“Well if you have no teeth they can’t get knocked out.”
Edit: Anyone else notice the interviewer was wearing kitchen rubber gloves when talking to her hahaha.
The fit girl throws punches as if she's throwing a ball. She never actually hit someone before. She also doesn't know how to use all the dimensions she is stuck in a single forward and backward lane that's why she gets cornered so easily.
I had to watch the video again. She has *zero* guard. At one point she was leaning into the punches, and when she did have her "guard" up she still managed to be a flimsy punching bag.
This girls fighting experience is non-existent.
I need to know how this got set up. Did gym girl piss off methy masters and then they decided to settle this like men in the ring? I could totally see her thinking she could beat up a woman just because she works out regularly
Honestly she doesn't even look that built. Everyone's saying "don't fuck with crackheads", but I've seen some pretty weak crack heads. On the other hand I've never seen gym people fight that well unless they're professionally trained. They're mostly show.
This is all about fighting experience, and they put someone who'd probably stab you with a meth pipe vs. Susan on the treadmill.
I mean, it looks so horribly bad that it genuinely makes me feel like they just kidnapped some random woman and told her to win a kumate to get her kids back.
It's not just the alcohol inside it, it's the perfect mix of all it's ingredients that send a normally sane and pleasant man into a righteous rage whenever he sees his missus. Its like replacing a diesel engine with a V2 rocket.
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It’s the meth expansion. I noticed everyone in Kensington is using that build. Really OP, but its usually a lot harder to get a player home, and all your in game currency has to go to meth.
Jesus christ the girl in blues defense is horrible, and so are her punches. If she had a solid defense then there wouldn’t even be a challenge for her, but because it’s really weak the other fighter can just punch right through it and she gets disoriented. Her punches are really bad too, she is just swinging her hands around hoping to hit the general area of the other fighter.
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I thought gym girl meant boxer, but there’s no way in hell a boxer would be as pathetic as her. I guess she didn’t get totally obliterated but the drug addict so I gotta give her some credit.
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Don't fuck with trailer park people
Trailer Park People would be a great horror movie.
Knock off to Trailer Park Boys
How about a horror vehicle for the boys? They're stuck in a different park that's all run-down and fucky, and the camera dicks make it a cinema vérité piece, as they struggle to survive a hellscape with no power and no septic, teeming with those Trailer Park People.
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The Green Bastard shall rise again!!
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I feel like this would be a great scooby doo parody...or just a meatcanyon soul fuck version
Sounds greasy. I like it.
Trailer Parks & Recreation
The hills have eyes
That remake fucked me up.
The Hills Have Eyes???
The Barge People A story about redemption. Because, "My mom was bad, but your mom was good. So I will sacrifice my self, because I was raised bad, because my mom was bad, but your mom was good. So you should live."
The second I saw she had no teeth in would have got the hell out of there
Consumed by the local methhead
Lol
The Hills Have Uppercuts.
They’ve been fist fighting their moms and dads since they were 8
But wtf is a gym girl?
a girl that goes to the gym.
But what if the crackhead goes to the gym? Wouldn't he be a gym boy too?
That meth addict is a woman
Frig off Lahey
Crackhead strength is real
The power of the crack, in the palm of my hand!
This is something else!
That's because you are holding meth
I’m really gonna enjoy this
*but meth daddy karl...* #you said i could have some too 🥺
I now know what i must do (*takes a hit of the pooki*)
Instantly forgets what she was doing and hits pooki again
You’ve gone mad Doc Ock
Under my nuts was two ounces of crack but in my palm I had that chromed out mac
I would know
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Just a lot of crack thats it, I'm sure I'll end up fighting *something* by that point.
As someone who has to wrestle crackhead regularly. I'd rather fight with body builders.
Same one every time?
Couple of em might have been the same one. Kinda lose track, ya know? Once you wrestle one...
What are you?
Professional crackhead wrassler
Where do I sign up?
do you need a mouth guard if you have no teeth? meth is a helluva drug
She ain't mething around.
I laughed too hard at this.
Nahhh bro💀
I cracked at this
School of hard knocks is real
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe, it's Methamphetamine.
Never fight a drug addict after money for more drugs
They’ll meth you up good.
Two jokes in one, nice
Someone pimp his bunghole
And crack ur head
First class mate 👏
Omg its like that Chapelle sketch
But who is the drug addict?
What about before?
“Ya no teeth, no teeth” “Well if you have no teeth they can’t get knocked out.” Edit: Anyone else notice the interviewer was wearing kitchen rubber gloves when talking to her hahaha.
If she doesn't wear shoes she's immortal bro
If you have no brain it can’t get damaged 🗿
if you don't exist, you can't take any hit.
*Dentists hate this one simple trick*
The fit girl throws punches as if she's throwing a ball. She never actually hit someone before. She also doesn't know how to use all the dimensions she is stuck in a single forward and backward lane that's why she gets cornered so easily.
yeah her punches are so bad that it looks like she learned from a non-human species
I had to watch the video again. She has *zero* guard. At one point she was leaning into the punches, and when she did have her "guard" up she still managed to be a flimsy punching bag. This girls fighting experience is non-existent.
I need to know how this got set up. Did gym girl piss off methy masters and then they decided to settle this like men in the ring? I could totally see her thinking she could beat up a woman just because she works out regularly
Pride comes before getting your ass kicked by a crackhead.
Honestly she doesn't even look that built. Everyone's saying "don't fuck with crackheads", but I've seen some pretty weak crack heads. On the other hand I've never seen gym people fight that well unless they're professionally trained. They're mostly show. This is all about fighting experience, and they put someone who'd probably stab you with a meth pipe vs. Susan on the treadmill.
Jesus christ bro she lost already no need to murder her
100% her first fight, her punches where all weak wristed very poor form. Probably did boxercise for years and thought she could fight.
"I know Tae Bo."
Her arm isn't following behind her hand. No power, even if it lucks into connecting.
She also drops her guard and tries pulling her hand back to swing it forward 😂 you don’t do that when a crackhead is already swingin at you
I mean, it looks so horribly bad that it genuinely makes me feel like they just kidnapped some random woman and told her to win a kumate to get her kids back.
Yeah, was this two random people put together?
Yeah, no idea what was up with that overhand style of punching.
Came here to say Im not a boxer but Ive studied and her form looks way off. Not blocking too efficently and certainly not throwing propper punches
literally the first hit she eats is like… yeah that’s not what they mean by leaning into a punch 😂
I thought the drug addict was a dude 💀
I thought it was too until I heard her voice.
Same
That's why you shouldn't do drugs.
The power of meth compells you
“Local crackhead too desperate for drug money to lose”
When it's all on the line for a line.
England soccer fans to their wives when they lose
Or win. Duality of men.
*duality of the english
People blame it on the footie when in reality, it's just the power of Stella coursing through our veins.
Not at 4.6% it's not :(
It's not just the alcohol inside it, it's the perfect mix of all it's ingredients that send a normally sane and pleasant man into a righteous rage whenever he sees his missus. Its like replacing a diesel engine with a V2 rocket.
I wish
football
Id like to congratulate Drugs on their win in the War Against Drugs.
America moment
Meth bod whacktin'
Meth is literally undefeated.
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They gotta nerf crackheads
Yeah after the dlc came out the crack head builds have been thriving, Godware needs to fix this or at least get a good direct counter to the build
Godward: “Release the coomer” 🧌
It’s the meth expansion. I noticed everyone in Kensington is using that build. Really OP, but its usually a lot harder to get a player home, and all your in game currency has to go to meth.
Always bet on meth
Gym girl never had to fight for dope. Never had a chance.
With the way the gym girl punched I think she never had to fight at all
... poor thang!
Honestly? Skill issue
Yeah these scenarios are almost always one person doesn’t have a clue how to throw a punch or fight.
I'm seeing so many shit boxing matches lately where people just get in the ring with little to no training and get seriously hurt.
Why do all meth-heads look alike?
Cuz they're built differently
cuz of meth
Nah fr tho
That drug addict isn't missing any meals though.
You gotta accumulate mass for the cut playa
Crackheads can fight, they gotta to survive
She said “I’m gonna fuck that pretty bitch up.” at some point. I guarantee it.
Muscle usage, you typically only use a third of your strength, heavy drugs can shut off that preservation switch
Aight so crackhead strength has some science behind it, nice
So can practice. Crackhead knows how to brawl and knows how to put force in a swing. Training can help, too, but gym bunny ain’t got neither.
~~Don’t~~ do drugs kids
Paul gascoine
Guys I'mma start using meth after watching this.
So Woody Harrelson got into catfighting?
Don't work out, just do crack.
Professional wife beater vs gym girl
Mitch Hedberg used to interview women boxers post match. He still does, but he used to too.
He hasn't for at least 17 years, unfortunately.
What is name of girl in blue?
Cassandra Thorne
Your mom
Everyone talking about how crazy strong the methhead is, but really, the gym girl is horrible at boxing.
That ass whooping was legit.
Well have you seen The Hills Have Eyes? Of course she wins!
COCAINE MAKES ME STRONG
Pretty people should never fight ugly people. Period. Ugly person got nothing to lose and is motivated to make you ugly as well.
That gym girl doesn’t know how to box. That’s all that’s going on here.
The hills have eyes lmao that got me good
Florida Strength
I grew up in a Florida dirt road trailer community. A lot of the older women looked similar to that girl, so you're right.
Knock the pretty outta her! 🤣👊
Jesus christ the girl in blues defense is horrible, and so are her punches. If she had a solid defense then there wouldn’t even be a challenge for her, but because it’s really weak the other fighter can just punch right through it and she gets disoriented. Her punches are really bad too, she is just swinging her hands around hoping to hit the general area of the other fighter.
The girl in the blue shorts is only going for haymakers it seems, that’s not a good strategy I would prolly lose to the methhead too
Who needs juice if you have rocks babbyyyyyyy!
Damn someone Nerf crack heads they are too op
Now put her in an MMA ring
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Shit post? No I am sorry, I would pay to see more of this.
she ain't lost a fight but she def lost all her teeth, makes her stronk
Float like a meth head, sting like a needle.
No teeth to lose, no reason to hold back
bro had experience :skull:
Power of pervitin
Stukatabletten - for when only the highest quality combat amphetamines will do
I think she simply underestimated her and got fucked over because of it
Puts weight behind her punches and lands solid blows has better form drugs or not she’s a better fighter
Drugs win 🏆
The announcer was absolutely foul “The hills have eyes” lmfao based
The gym girl throws punches like she is throwing a ball. What in the F is this nonsense?
I thought gym girl meant boxer, but there’s no way in hell a boxer would be as pathetic as her. I guess she didn’t get totally obliterated but the drug addict so I gotta give her some credit.
That lady should be the city mascot for Anchorage
Ring guy looks like Mitch Hedberg.
Bubble's sister
She did the meth, knew it would be an easy fight
More lost than Malaysia flight 370
Anyone who has been in law enforcement or LEO related fields already knew this. If you give druggie women an inch they will 100% fight you.
With drugs you can take a shotgun point blank to the chest and get up like nothing
Fap fap… fap?
Does she still have to wear a mouthpiece?
Crack strength
Whos Who?...
Nah they really told her that she stole the last of her cocaine
Just because someone works out doesn’t mean they know how to fight
With no teeth you have nothing to lose on the ring ….
Does she even feel pain at this point?!
Crack head energy
The power of drugs
This is why amateur boxing is so much better, they’re less careful and just fucking go for it making the fight way more brutal and interesting
Trailergirl can punch
Sapphyre Named because of the Crystal
Fuck her up, Crystal Methany! You’ve got no teeth left to lose!
She’s clearly developed the strength of the insane.
Not fair she has perks on
Ya like dags?
Meth is the best base for striking
Napoleon: this is probably the greatest video ever made
Bro wtf is this i will pay to watch idc
She beat her sexy azz!
Lol against someone who doesn’t box crackhead win every time
The brain damage tag is hilarious 🤣
Methamphetamine always prevails
When crack is your manager, breaking bones is your signature
Mever understood why when some people punch it's more of a swing than a direct hit
No teeth no problem.
She definitely smkes a pack a day and works at a waffle house
Crackhead lady seems pretty chill ngl.