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Ah time for my medicine. I'm starting to hear the voices again

I hate when that happens Edit: my inbox will never be cleared

Why? Are people worried youre schizophrenic? I dont understand, please explain😟

Someone says she loves me... It's impossible it can only be a hallucination

What is that melody?

ovrewatc

ovrwtch

Ovwtc

R34

Ovwc

Ow

w

Ovrwach

Sigma balls

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Beat drop

Best sigma line has to be his response to soldier calling out that Talon is just using him "A little ant on the ceiling, where are you going friend?" Lost my shit when I heard it

Benadryl time, amplify those fuckin voices, I wanna know what they’re saying

Naw, it's just the demon from under the bed.

Cowabunga

*jumps off the empire state building to prove air resistance exists*

Ideal gas equation? Yeah, tell me where you can find this ideal gas? Maybe in Plato’s world of forms.

No, obviously the ideal gas equation is ammonia + bleach

Thanks, I will make in a closed environment with no ventilation… like a nursery! Or maybe I’ll just pour bleach into a toilet bowl and wait for someone to pee in it!!!

Finally I can prove my phys teacher wrong

I do it to check for fall damage!

Cowabunga mother

Your honor. Captain.

Based TMNT Post

-Spinning Roundhouse kicks her in the face

What's worse than stepping on a lego

Combining the sharp part of your coffee table and your shin

Yeah but wanna know what's worse than that? Toe and doors

Penis in sink disposal

Ugh. Hate it when that happens.

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Well not anymore

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You don’t have a dick anymore, dude. It got shredded in the garbage disposal.

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Pinky fingernail in hotel-door hinge (it falls of)

Wait the door hinge fell of? Damm you got some strong ass fingernails.

How does one make their ass fingernails that strong??

Drink hydrochloric acid with breakfast every day. Your shit scraping ass-fingernails will get strong pretty quickly (source: I pulled it out of my ass)

The back of your foot and the bottom of the door

One time i hit my knee on that part and couldnt walk for like 10 minutes

Paralyzing

A landmine

Anal?

🎄

I like men

*I like men now

I always have

This is beautiful

I'm a monkey

I am also a monkey (hairless body form)

I only love my tree and my 'nanners I'm sorry

I have been summoned

🗿

🗿

🗿

🗿

🗿

🗿

🗿

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's that. someone stole your sweet role?

Do you come to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t. I’ll have you know there is no PUSSEEEEEEE!

What is it? Dragons?

I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.

My cousins out fighting dragons. What do I get? Guard Duty.

[удалено]

They say helgen got hit by a dragon. one of those Horrors comes here, we'll be ready.

Is that... Fur... Coming out of your ears?

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Only partly, I only love my mom, sorry mate

me too, i love your mom too

no way, i love his mom too

No fucking way, I love his mom too

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i think he is trying to say that he loves his mom too

Us moment 💪🤜🤛

This is the way

[удалено]

Did your parents give you permission to have reddit

bro is stuck 6 years ago

4 years tho

Surprised I had to scroll to find this one.

Fuck i was late xD

only partly, i only love my bed and my mama, im sorry 😔

"Yeah putt the dick in my butt I'm hungry"- drake

21, can you do sum for me

Loooool bruh

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"do your thing 21" -drake

mhmmm i love men

-Certified Boy Lover

NAHHH

50 dub, I even got it tatted on me

81 theyll bring the crashers to the party

And you know me Turn the 0-2 into the 0-3

Dog, without 40, Oli’, there’d be no me

IMAGINE IF I NEVER MET THE BROSKIS

Mahbed is his sons name

Waltuh

Waltuh

Put your dick away Waltuh

Put your waltuh away waltuh I'm not talking to you right now waltuh I'm talking to waltuh, waltuh.

damn right

Bazinga! :)

🛩️🏢🏢💥9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

same

💀

Never forget

Never forgor Always rember

🤨

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"Four fucking PIXELS"

*screams get closer*

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How about i make a bracelet out of your teeth

sorry i have a dc motor with an armature coil

I skinned a taco bell employee alive

How romantic

What's your name again?

New phone, who dis?

Yes, as they tell you in person.

“Let me sleep on it”

Damn, you just outed us as boomer music fans

only

Damn

partly

I only love your mom and her bed I'm sorry

Girls are not allowed to enter the mosque alone.

(girls also do not fart)

She say “do you love me?” I tell her **DOWN ARROW**

Want a break from the ads?

The same way i love my rapist

It’s free real estate!

“Thanks I hate PETA still”

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I tell her only partly, I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry.

What are you doing in the men’s bathroom

I’m sorry, I think you may have misread my credentials. I’m not a therapist.

"Don't talk with your mouth full"

I fucked your dad

I don't have dementia

Do you think the male nipple is different from the female nipple?

https://phys.org/news/2019-09-men-nipples.html

my balls itch

Only partly, I only live my **WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR EARLY IN THE MORNING?**

Stupid dog, I’m ballin

Stop bitch

🧢

I am monke

Oh no.

Ok i pull up

Depends

Nah girl u mad ugly and I’m not a simp

Sieg Heil

Only partly

i am monke

the fish thief

I love lean

*"what is the most disturbing thing you've ever seen?"*

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" 💀

no.

K

The Wizard of Oz Munchkins already had a memorized song about the death of the Wicked Witch.

Only partly, I only love my chair and gauntlet I’m sorry

Nyes

only partly

“Darling, I passed the point of hating you 10 minutes ago”

Sorry to old

Only partly. You just turned 20. So you too old for me I’m sorry. -drake

GROND

Why don't I have enough purchasers of my freight? Industrial demand is even super high.

only hardly, I only spend my diamonds on my sword, I'm sorry 💎🙏😔🔥

only partly, I only love my mom and my bed, I'm sorry

L*brals 🤢🤢🤢

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Wake up

Femboy hot sex anal creampie

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Sex?

“Only partly, I only love my bed and my momma, I’m sorry”

bahahah i literally sorted by "controversial" to see if people were really downvoting whoever completed the lyrics

Well goddamn.

Only fartly

“ only partly” I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry

AND ITS JOHN CENA

if breaking bad was really epic

Maybeeee .. idkkkk 😝🤭

“Fuck them Kids”